It's Time For T.M.I = SHLONGY (2227 hits)
Category: Quotes & Stories -> PoetryRating: 1.56 on 112 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Tiger Lilly (View user info) at 2008-07-10 14:51:49 EDT
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Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2008-07-26 22:29:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment Needed
Hope life is being good to you sweetheart!
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-07-17 07:38:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I missed this one.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2008-07-14 14:51:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Cool
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-14 12:47:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Probably not.
Why start now?
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-07-14 12:22:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
*holds hand up tentatively*
Will you say something at least mildly entertaining/interesting for a change?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-14 12:13:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Who's ready for a TMI-Shlongy Part 2...Say "aye".
Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2008-07-14 02:05:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Seven dwarfs, a Rubik's cube and a fake orgasm? Sounds like a night with Method's m... uh nevermind. I've got nothing today.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-13 12:58:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
But that's part of the "charm", isn't it, Phallic.
I know I charm the hell out of myself daily...I'm doing it right now, using the "kung fu grip".
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-07-13 11:25:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Shlongy actually comes across as quite charming in this interview.
It's a shame that he has that whole painful narcissism/ non-stop self indulgent review-responding rubbish that he insists on perpetuating.
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2008-07-13 11:10:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-07-10 21:16:31 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
Worker1: Hey, did you see the new episode of Scrubs last night?
Worker2: Yes, that negro is quite the lady's man. What was it he said last night...
Worker3: Well, I know shlongy says "show me your hole!"
Worker2:
Worker1: What the hell's a "shlongy", Steve?
Worker3: Pssh. You know shlongy. From ubersite. Pssh.
Worker2: Ubersite. Is that pornography or something?
Worker3: Sometimes.
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This review made it for me.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2008-07-13 11:09:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I wish I was Shlongy
Except, you know, younger, taller, better looking and without a nose like an Apache's hatchet.
...oh wait.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-13 08:29:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sure you can...It's easy.
Just open wide and say "ahhhhhh", douchebag.
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-07-13 06:23:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh..wait...EVERYONE says shlogy is funny... I must obey the masses!
nope...just can't suck his cock like most of the sad cunts on this site.
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-07-13 06:22:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2008-07-13 00:47:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I'd do him
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-12 18:12:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll take a lesson, please!
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2008-07-12 16:46:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Lemme give you some swimming lessons on the PENIS
Backstroke, breaststroke, stroke of a GENIUS
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-11 20:07:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Actually, Tiger kind of got screwed with this one because that B-Lister bart decided to post his monthly piece of shit post on the same day.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-07-11 19:41:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Tiger-
I thought I asked you long ago to give me a heads up before you post a TMI! Anyone who posts on the same day as one of these things gets their posts blown out of the water.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-07-11 19:31:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I've said this before, but Shlongy could probably post his grocery list and it would get to most heated.
That says something about the dude.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-11 19:11:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-11 19:09:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Delusional fucking moron below.
Die already. Seriously, aren't you like 10 years past your end date you ugly elf?
Stop emailing me begging for blowjobs, you fucking moron.
Submitted by Smurfs (user info) at 2008-07-11 19:09:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey TigerLily's still kickin!
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-11 19:09:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Delusional fucking moron below.
Die already. Seriously, aren't you like 10 years past your end date you ugly elf?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-11 18:27:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I only do so TOTALLY by accident.
Mostly typos.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-11 17:58:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
NO ONE winds people up the way Shlongy does,
Submitted by cocaine (user info) at 2008-07-11 15:57:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
cool.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-11 14:03:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
AGAIN????
You are insatiable....
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-11 13:21:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-11 18:03:25 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-11 12:20:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Ugh. What a waste. And the cartoon of you?? lol.
" A waste"?
A waste of what, you silly cow?
Please, be more specific. I poured my heart, soul, and boner into this.
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SHOW US YOUR HOLE!
Submitted by Replen (user info) at 2008-07-11 13:21:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-11 13:03:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-11 12:20:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Ugh. What a waste. And the cartoon of you?? lol.
" A waste"?
A waste of what, you silly cow?
Please, be more specific. I poured my heart, soul, and boner into this.
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2008-07-11 12:49:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
awesome
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-11 12:20:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Ugh. What a waste. And the cartoon of you?? lol.
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2008-07-11 11:59:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2008-07-10 15:05:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i just lit up an agreement and the cigarette nodded .
wtf?
Submitted by Littlebint (user info) at 2008-07-11 10:48:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-07-11 10:06:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
and hurty is a misunderstood soul who winds you and everyone else up fantastically.
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True. It's far too easy.
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Hahaha My god the pointless little pecker is the easiest idiot here to get a bite from, he actually thinks he is something in his strange little internet world. Well I guess everyone has their goals, no matter how pathetic they may be. Good for you Hurt!
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-11 10:43:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shlongy is referencing a shitty song by a shitty band for the 34,195th time.
UBERSITE DOES NOT CHANGE.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-07-11 10:06:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
and hurty is a misunderstood soul who winds you and everyone else up fantastically.
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True. It's far too easy.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-11 09:53:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I can ride a bike with no handlebars. No handlebars.
No handlebars.
Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go take a woolfe.
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2008-07-11 09:37:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Interview with an Orgasm Addict!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-07-11 09:01:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
haha cover band?? cant say ive ever heard them.
FJ go out and get some ass, when i say ass, yes i mean ass you big poof!
Shlongy is uber!
and hurty is a misunderstood soul who winds you and everyone else up fantastically.
Be happy with the fact you can write!
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-07-11 08:46:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"Shlongy this, shlongy that, blah blah blah..."
Can't you change the record? And preferably to one your cover band hasn't already murdered.
Submitted by woolfe (user info) at 2008-07-11 08:45:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
its becoming tiresome little man
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-11 08:44:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well, I don't think blaming Shlongy for your "boredom" is gonna fix things, you little faggot.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-07-11 08:37:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm not wound up. Just bored.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-07-11 08:35:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I make no secret of the fact that I think Shlongy is hilarious. Especially when people get pointlessly wound up about him.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-11 08:29:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Little mos like FJ DO tend to get overly angry about little things.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-07-11 08:28:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Typing surprisingly well for someone whose beak has disappeared up shlongy's ass...
Below.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-07-11 08:13:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Trying to be flippant but crying on the inside below.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-07-11 08:04:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Its true. I have been kept awake at night, worrying and fretting about the -2s.
Then I read a shlongy post and sleep overpowers the boredom.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-11 07:56:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I think Shlongy gave him a few dozen -2's so consequently, Shlongy is NOT remotely funny, interesting, or worth a shit.
Actually, I agree with him on number 3 but what a fucking baby.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-07-11 07:55:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I am jealous and anfry.
If it were possible to smell over the interwebs, I thinks the faint aroma of cheddar would reek from Shlongy's reviews. Which are even MORE boring than his posts.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-07-11 07:31:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This was awesome. Bell is clearly jealous. And anfry.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-11 07:20:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That little homo called Shlongy boring?
I'm sure that he's the life of the party in his neck of the woods...
Assuming that he eventually gets invited to one.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-07-11 04:29:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Bells in a bad mood this morning!
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-07-11 04:27:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
So it turns out Shlongy's interviews are even more boring than his posts.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2008-07-11 04:03:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Littlebint (user info) at 2008-07-11 03:46:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Excellent. I totally agree with his relationship advice.
Submitted by woolfe (user info) at 2008-07-11 03:39:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
what a sad, balding little dwarf he is.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2008-07-10 23:54:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
A BART sighting!!
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2008-07-10 23:37:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-07-11 07:52:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You know it's strange, not many guys can say the word 'pussy' without it coming out awkward and stupid.
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That's because you hang out wif smoov operators.
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2008-07-10 22:45:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-10 21:14:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2008-07-10 18:49:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I almost gave this a -2 and banned Shlongy for quoting Kevin Costner, but Bull Durham is a good movie and the only acceptable way to reference Kevin Costner other than with a bat to the head.
Bull Durham?
Are you telling Shlongy that someone stole MY "mantra" and used it as dialog in a movie???
I'm calling Ron Shelton ASAP- I happen to have him on speed dial as he played his minor league ball in Rochester and we go way back.
PS. Go fuck yourself oathmeal...THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I THOUGHT, KRESKIN.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-07-10 21:13:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-07-10 20:56:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ahhhhhh. Makes you wanna pick him up and hug him.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-07-10 19:56:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2008-07-10 19:25:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2008-07-10 18:49:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I almost gave this a -2 and banned Shlongy for quoting Kevin Costner, but Bull Durham is a good movie and the only acceptable way to reference Kevin Costner other than with a bat to the head.
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-10 18:21:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WOW I'M A TOOL HOW ORIGINAL
Seriously...I bet Shlongy immediately thought "How can I incorporate an OathMeal slam into this?" the moment he was asked to do T.M.I.
Get a fucking life.
Submitted by Darth_Famine (user info) at 2008-07-10 18:02:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2008-07-10 17:53:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
So what, exactly, is your definition of cheating then?
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2008-07-10 17:52:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Your -2s no longer have any power. Not that they really did anyway, but you know what I mean. You big ol' softy. Your last answer made me think of the Dead Kennedys.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-07-10 17:52:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You know it's strange, not many guys can say the word 'pussy' without it coming out awkward and stupid.
That guy from Deadwood can though.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-07-10 17:21:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I really feel like ive learnt something.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-07-10 17:20:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
shlongy keeps this site alive
Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2008-07-10 17:11:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-07-10 16:45:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
DUDES I WON A FIVE THOUSAND SCHOLARSHIP FOR SCHOOL WOOOO WOOO
Submitted by PayMeLater (user info) at 2008-07-10 16:44:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Did you get caught in some sort of prostitution sting?
The girl over your right shoulder looks like rough trade.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-07-10 16:41:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-07-10 16:16:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'd be interested to see how many of the what... ten? steady users on here mention uber "celebrities" around the dinner table/water cooler, and if so how that goes over.
Worker1: Hey, did you see the new episode of Scrubs last night?
Worker2: Yes, that negro is quite the lady's man. What was it he said last night...
Worker3: Well, I know shlongy says "show me your hole!"
Worker2:
Worker1: What the hell's a "shlongy", Steve?
Worker3: Pssh. You know shlongy. From ubersite. Pssh.
Worker2: Ubersite. Is that pornography or something?
Worker3: Sometimes.
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hahaha
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-10 16:36:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-10 16:22:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It already IS in Shlongy's household.
Shlongy is ALWAYS the conversation around the dinner table.
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A Swanson's Dinner For Two?
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2008-07-10 16:36:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-10 16:22:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It already IS in Shlongy's household.
Shlongy is ALWAYS the conversation around the dinner table.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-07-10 16:16:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'd be interested to see how many of the what... ten? steady users on here mention uber "celebrities" around the dinner table/water cooler, and if so how that goes over.
Worker1: Hey, did you see the new episode of Scrubs last night?
Worker2: Yes, that negro is quite the lady's man. What was it he said last night...
Worker3: Well, I know shlongy says "show me your hole!"
Worker2:
Worker1: What the hell's a "shlongy", Steve?
Worker3: Pssh. You know shlongy. From ubersite. Pssh.
Worker2: Ubersite. Is that pornography or something?
Worker3: Sometimes.
It'll all be household patois someday.
You'll see.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-10 16:11:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-10 16:10:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
SEE: Question/Answer # 2.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-07-10 16:09:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-10 15:36:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I already spanked my bird to this post.
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That's no way to treat your nose, Hawkman.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-07-10 16:03:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-07-10 14:58:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The Softer Side of Shlongy makes my nipples hard.
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Me too.
Submitted by BobSandwich (user info) at 2008-07-10 15:55:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2008-07-10 15:50:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-07-10 15:38:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-10 15:36:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I already spanked my bird to this post.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-07-10 15:35:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
How Can I not Plus Two this??!?! It'd be criminal.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2008-07-10 15:34:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Wow, they do look alike.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-07-10 15:33:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-07-10 15:15:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
He reminds me of someone...
Aside from Freddy Krueger...
I can't put my finger on it...
(that's what she said.)
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Shlongy reminds me of...
http://www.ubersite.com/m/109252
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-10 15:25:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm questioning a few of those answers myself, B-Bob.
Which ones do you think I didn't answer?
We'll compare notes.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2008-07-10 15:25:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Bob, I swear on my left leg these are all his answers.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2008-07-10 15:24:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
There is no fucking way that shlongy answered some of those.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2008-07-10 15:17:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-10 15:11:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
On a side note, LOVE the picture.
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In a word "pulchritudinous".
Submitted by Ejryuu (user info) at 2008-07-10 15:15:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This post already has more +2s than that cockmonger's given out in his entire pathetic existence on this site.
But I still like him.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-10 15:15:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ironically, the softer side of TigerLilly makes MY wiener hard.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-07-10 15:15:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
He reminds me of someone...
Aside from Freddy Krueger...
I can't put my finger on it...
(that's what she said.)
He's a man you love to hate, hate to love, <insert over used cliché here>, etc.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-07-10 15:11:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-07-10 14:58:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The Softer Side of Shlongy makes my nipples hard.
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Mine too.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-10 15:11:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wait a second. That's me!
Who answered these questions for Shlongy?
On a side note, LOVE the picture.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-10 15:10:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What a fucking dork.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2008-07-10 15:10:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-07-10 15:07:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ummm...excuse me?
i already did this, lady: http://www.ubersite.com/m/98348
also, you should have ended on the question before last. or at least swapped places of the two. great fucking quote.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2008-07-10 15:06:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
He's such a softie. And probably one of the funniest guys I know.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2008-07-10 15:05:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i just lit up a cigarette and nodded in agreement.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-07-10 15:04:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yay for Shlongy! I'm also LOL'ing right now.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-07-10 15:02:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-07-10 15:01:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Heated in an hour?
Call it...friendo.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-07-10 15:00:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I celebrate Shlongy, and I sing Shlongy
And what I +2 you shall +2,
For every batch joke belonging to him as good belongs to you.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-07-10 14:59:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm going to send Shlongy's email to the Feds. They have been looking for some dirt on that sucker for ages.
Nice to get a bit of insight into the man behind the handle.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-07-10 14:58:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The Softer Side of Shlongy makes my nipples hard.