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Thought Progression~ The Ramblings of the Mind. (379 hits)

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Rating: -0.4 on 5 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by DarthFaded (View user info) at 2008-07-16 17:14:46 EDT


PREFACE: This is a post I have been thinking about doing for a while, with the runaway success of the word association post, I am finally taking the time to do it.

All of us have been amidst a conversation that has taken a drastic right turn somewhere and 15 mins later you find yourself talking about something seemingly unrelated. I find it amazing how the human mind evolves it's thoughts from topic to topic and the insignificant points that cause it to do so. What I am going to attempt to do is keep a running list of where my jumps over the course of a set period of time. Sometimes they are relevantly linked, sometimes it is obscure.

After I am done, you all pick it up and lets see where it goes... These are my legitimate thoughts as I progress through the day over a 10 min period.

Begin Ramblings of the mind:

Work Sucks today, I wish I were at home.
I wonder if Karyn did laundry today?
I need new underwear.
The Wal-mart by my house is fucking ghetto.
I hate McDonalds. I will never eat that shit again.
I want some Sushi.
At the Gym tonight I am going to work back and Biceps. My triceps are still sore from Monday.
I want a beer. Karyn should have some left when I get home, unless her and Monica hung out by the pool.
Damn I wish we had fucking internet at home.
Cable is too damn expensive. I am glad we have DirecTV, it is nice to have it in my room now too.
Adult Swim has some great shows, and some shitty shows.
I need to go to their site and check out their games.
I wish BF2 wasn't so fucking laggy from my office. I could be playing on my lunch more often.
I think I am gonna have to go take a crap in a little bit.
Drop the kids off at the pool.. haha.
Damn that fucking inflatable pool and water slide is probabaly completely killed the back yard now. Fuck I wish we never would have gotten that damn thing.
I am sure the water bill is going to be insane this month.
Fucking Bills.
I need a raise.
I can't wait for vacation.
I gotta look in to little league for the boys. Drew has too much natural talent to not be playing.
He looks great with his little mohawk.
PDizzle better stick with the football.
Football Season is almost here!
Karyn will be getting the Cowboys stuff out soon.
It is kind of cold in here.
I need a cup of coffee.
Why arent there electric cars yet?



_________

pick it up from there, write the first thought that comes to mind off of that last statement.


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Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2008-07-17 09:32:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Sigh.

Submitted by HateMudkips (user info) at 2008-07-16 21:21:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

hmm.. i need a beer.
maybe I should go to a bar.
i'm alone, i'd look like either a prostitute or a loser.
is there beer in the fridge?
i wonder what restraints i should buy.
i'm horny.
hopefully i'll see him this weekend.
i wonder if he's into bondage.
i want to start smoking again.
i should get a haircut tomorrow.


Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2008-07-16 17:31:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

what were you thinking?! I get blasted for doing this kind of shit all the time! one would think some of you people could learn from my example. sometimed I feel like the Tim Taylor of Ubersite: I do it all wrong so you can learn from my mistakes. fuck!

Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-07-16 17:19:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Why is DaBeast retarded?
I wonder how long it will be before Shlongy and Oathmeal get to kick each other around for reals?
Is Apollo's head REALLY THAT BIG?
Geez, I've got a giant hang-down.
I need a beer.
I need a beer.
I need a beer.
I need a beer.
I need a beer.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-16 17:18:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I really wish I hadn't read this post.


NEXT!


Homer: I keep hearing this horrible irregular thumping noise.

Pump Jockey:
It's your heart. And I think it's on its last thump.

Homer: Whew, I was afraid it was my transmission.

Homer's Triple Bypass