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Submitted by experima (View user info) at 2008-07-17 12:57:45 EDT


http://www.ubersite.com/m/117643

pool/jacuzzi area of my condo in burbank five minutes ago. had to wait for two drunk dudes to clear out first, partyin' at 9:45 a.m.

come and and swim with me...

outside my door.jpg (1 MB)

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Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2008-12-24 22:07:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I'll be right there.

Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2008-12-24 21:17:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Outstanding cement pond.

Kiddin.

This is a beautiful photo....

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-12-17 18:20:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Your prize, my dear.

Submitted by RestrictionsApply (user info) at 2008-10-21 10:49:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by kitchens_closed (user info) at 2008-09-20 15:50:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-09-20 15:24:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

hey! it looks great on my 24 inch monitor...

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-09-20 14:37:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


That's a re-size?


Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-09-20 13:55:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Well fuck me stupid and call me Betty.

Sorry.

NOW it's a retal +2.

Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-09-20 13:51:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Retal +2.

Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-09-20 13:35:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

come on over, the water's fine!

Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2008-09-20 07:57:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Ah yes, I miss talking to you, crazy lady.

*warning - review may contain subtle undertones of anfryjealousbitchishness


I wantsta pool too :(

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-07-21 10:44:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I am a simpleton and unable to make the leaps of logic you laid out there, nothing more.

Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-07-20 22:05:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

what???

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-07-20 21:03:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

???

Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-07-20 18:01:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

paramount bought it? i KNEW they'd do something to it to make it not-the-same.

i think procter and gamble destroyed my house to make a factory, too.

you can't go home again.

but you can get bart to go there for you and eat chili.

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-07-20 17:08:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm a little more on the west side, in the city limits. It's too much of a pain in the ass to get to kings island.

Plus Paramount fucked it all up when they bought it.

Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-07-20 01:20:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

well anyone that lives near aglemesis and skyline gets jealous points from me.

i miss king's island too. i used to watch the fireworks from my window in mason every night when i was little.

i have no idea what it's like now, but then it was like disneyland to me.

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-07-20 00:30:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Yeah, been here since I was 1.

Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-07-19 02:05:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

oh, you live there? i lived in loveland, then mason.

i don't think i could say they were the worst years of my life. things didn't go downhill till AFTER i hit 5.

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-07-19 00:44:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

4 worst years of your life, I'm expecting to hear. Most people who move away seem to share that sort of sentiment.

It's ok. The boring lifestyle isn't for everyone but it's working for me.

Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-07-18 22:15:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

i obviously moved away.

Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-07-18 22:12:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

yes, i lived there for four years.

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-07-18 20:51:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Cincinnati, huh?

Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-07-18 12:40:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

awwwwwww FJ.

mess: whatcha shoppin'?

Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2008-07-18 11:13:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

That's a mega-pool, batman!




About time to shop something...

Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-07-18 06:04:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I know how hidden feels. We are only human, after all.

Submitted by Desz (user info) at 2008-07-17 20:51:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-07-17 19:40:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-07-17 19:13:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

yes it is in california, los angeles to be exact. it is where all the film studios are (not hollywood as most people think) and i live in the media district section with lots of clubs, bars, shops, and restaurants.

ps: i think i'm the only one who linked back to your post phauna!

Submitted by phauna (user info) at 2008-07-17 19:07:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Could you be more specific? I have no idea where Burbank is, obviously. I guess California.

Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-07-17 18:41:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

you're making me all fluttery goddamnit

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-07-17 18:39:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i like this bandwagon and i love you. auto +2.

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-17 18:15:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by august_sobriquet (user info) at 2008-07-17 19:43:54 BST (#)
Ranking: 2

yeah, leave some of the bigness for the rest of us next time, experima.
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Ha

Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-07-17 16:47:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

i know you have, but this is actually from this morning so it's at least a new pic :)

send me the drawing

Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-07-17 16:41:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Seen it already. Even tried to draw it.

Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-07-17 15:52:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

oh, you mean the pool. it's olympic sized from what i've been told.

Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-07-17 15:38:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

texans can't resize either, eh

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-07-17 14:56:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Too big to be California. Must be Texas.

Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-07-17 14:45:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

hahaha

it is embiggened all right

Submitted by august_sobriquet (user info) at 2008-07-17 14:43:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

yeah, leave some of the bigness for the rest of us next time, experima.

Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-07-17 14:27:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

haha

i was afraid if i resized too much it would be 'midgety' too

Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-07-17 14:25:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/117655#2743931

Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-07-17 14:13:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

it's a lovely place to swim. except when it's a holiday weekend and people are yelling at the top of their lungs...one guy who lives in the one that faces the pool got pissed off at all the noise and shut off the pool generator or whatever....the whole thing turned into a giant bright green lagoon and had to be roped off. it was kinda funny.

Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-07-17 14:11:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

ginormous. still, looks a nice place to swim.

Submitted by Lib (user info) at 2008-07-17 14:08:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Man that looks good right now!

Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-07-17 14:08:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

to the right (a droite)

Submitted by Nietzsche (user info) at 2008-07-17 13:54:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Looks beautiful, which flat is yours? View?

Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-07-17 13:33:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

that was the point...to take a picture. just be glad the drunk party dudes weren't in it.

drake's cute.

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-07-17 13:26:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

It's a picture, alright....suuuuure is.

Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2008-07-17 13:26:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-07-17 13:13:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2008-07-17 13:00:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-07-17 12:58:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

fuck. it's still huge.
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Are you looking at pictures of Shlongy's cock again?
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I really wanted that to say 'Method's mom's vagina.'

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The picture wasn't big enough to warrant that.

Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-07-17 13:13:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2008-07-17 13:00:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-07-17 12:58:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

fuck. it's still huge.
--

Are you looking at pictures of Shlongy's cock again?
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I really wanted that to say 'Method's mom's vagina.'

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-07-17 13:11:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

That must be a million metres long!!

Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-07-17 13:01:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

i never STOP looking.

ok i'm off to work.

Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2008-07-17 13:00:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-07-17 12:58:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

fuck. it's still huge.
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Are you looking at pictures of Shlongy's cock again?

Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-07-17 12:58:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

fuck. it's still huge.

well it's a huge pool. i did it for realism OK


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