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Category: Romance

Rating: 1.07 on 29 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by icarus (View user info) at 2008-07-17 13:31:57 EDT




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Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-31 11:18:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Congrats on having an old pot in your backyard you fucking hillbilly.

Submitted by Harmon (user info) at 2008-07-31 11:12:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0


hahahahahahahah!


Submitted by Perineum (user info) at 2008-07-31 10:59:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Who are you? Shut the fuck up!



Submitted by Perineum (user info) at 2008-07-31 10:59:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Who are you? Shut the fuck up!

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-24 04:13:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

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Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-07-23 15:43:40 BST (#)
Ranking: 2

They were both fine. Mother's was back when I was in Jr High, wife's was a few years back. My grandmother died of it, but that's basically because the Catholic church of the day wouldn't let her get a masectomy. With the technology they have today, breast cancer's much easier to detect and treat.


Not like those damned menstrual lobsters :(

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I am glad they are both well but good grief, your grandmothers story is tragic. It must have been hard to deal with needless waste. This is one of the many reasons I have no religion.
Sure, treatment today is very advanced but a lot of lumps on younger women are not detected early and in my case, being pregnant, I was certain it would be put down to hormones. Luckily I have a very cautious GP.

Thanks for your kind words. :)

Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2008-07-18 14:19:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Have you finished the fake boulder yet?

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-07-18 07:50:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Green things.

Submitted by phauna (user info) at 2008-07-17 19:11:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I can see koi near the temple near the graveyard. Even from the balcony they are big enough to see floating around.

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-07-17 18:39:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i like this bandwagon. auto +2.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-17 18:11:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Well, I'm not sure if they SELL them since I haven't actually paid for anything that I've taken FROM the H & G Department at Home Depot in like 3 years.

I would imagine everything in the fenced-in area is for "sale".

Or, for the taking, if you're suave...like Shlongy.




Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-07-17 18:08:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-17 17:41:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Where do live, the home & garden department at Home Depot?

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Home Depot sells actual boulders now? It would be kind of cool if they did. I wouldn't have to keep ripping them off from the local farmer's fields.

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-17 17:56:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-17 17:41:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Where do live, the home & garden department at Home Depot?

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-07-17 16:50:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Hey, swell hole.

Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-07-17 16:42:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-07-17 15:32:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Very nice indeed.

Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-07-17 14:29:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

beats my office.

Of course the Harbor is only a block away, but still.

Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-07-17 14:14:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

very nice.

Submitted by Lib (user info) at 2008-07-17 14:09:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Looks lovely.

Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-07-17 14:05:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Sometimes when I smile at people at work it feels as if I'm snarling. I wonder if it LOOKS that way, too.

Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-07-17 14:00:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Do you maybe show your teeth when you're pissy or otherwise trying to establish your territory? Some monkeys do. I do it sometimes when people come into the IT office and are all like "my mouse is black. Do you think you could get me a keyboard that matched?" But then they generally just ask if I have something in my teeth.

Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-07-17 13:55:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Well the other day someone told me I was glowing with joy, and later someone else said something along the lines of "You smile a lot".

Which is very different from my self-image.

Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-07-17 13:52:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

My sister's quite a bright person, but is generally the most chipper, mindlessly cheerful person you could ever meet. I think it's some manner of life choice. It does seem to improve her outlook on life and annoy the hell out of angsty teenagers.

Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-07-17 13:48:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Yes, I never really felt all that bad.

I think what I didn't clarify on my post was that was a temporary feeling, not how I "am". Because as soon as I posted it I went back to my happy (by happy I mean mediocre) old self.

Funny how uber is like a therapist for me.

(by funny I mean sad)

Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-07-17 13:46:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

No. You also don't have to wipe snot from their noses, or put up with their constant stupid demands as they age. I did have to separate two of my koi for fighting, though.

Are you feeling better?

Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-07-17 13:43:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm just messing with you. I'd trade my kid in for a koi pond anyday!

Koi Ponds don't cry, do they?

Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-07-17 13:43:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

If my wife were Molly Ringwald, like she TOLD ME SHE WAS WHEN WE GOT MARRIED, we'd be obliged to have children.







Fortunately, we're not.

Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-07-17 13:41:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-07-17 13:34:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Oh come on.

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Don't be anfry and jelus, cornie. It's just that my wife and I chose not to have children, and so put our time and money into more entertai... er, different venues. Like koi ponds and vacations.

Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-07-17 13:36:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

that's pretty

Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-07-17 13:34:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Oh come on.


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