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Submitted by OathMeal (View user info) at 2008-07-20 19:43:28 EDT


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Submitted by bricekrispy (user info) at 2008-08-24 16:32:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-08-15 17:05:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

threw up in my mouth a lot.

Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-07-24 13:04:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-22 10:08:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

iambetteratit needs to take a fucking Xanax.



I can do WAY more push-ups than you or anyone else you know could ever dream of doing.

Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2008-07-22 02:37:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Wow, I guess you being an ROTC makes a little sense.. your uniform looked FUCKED up.. the blue circles around your branch insignia without the light blue infantry cord. Is that a ranger tab on your left shoulder? The haircut is still fucked though, if you intend to lead America's warriors into combat I suggest you familiarize yourself with the standards, and meet or exceed all of them. A good officer leads by example.

Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2008-07-22 02:29:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I figured an infantry, ranger tabbed soldier would know a little something about AR670-1 That haircut is not regulation.. who do you think you are? Zach Morris? Get on your fucking face right now. Knock out five zero pushups you scumbag. Cut your fucking hair and repost when you meet the standard... that is all.

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-07-21 22:12:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

someone photoshop this with red glowing demon eyes and a glowing sword.

thx.

p.s

Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-21 10:13:58 CDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Ubersite's savant-ish chronicler below.

was amusing




Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-21 17:41:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Sorry i missed this. :) freckles <3

Submitted by sambo13 (user info) at 2008-07-21 17:01:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

OMG you is ugly

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-07-21 16:11:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

The shape of your head is strangely reminiscent of Electro's block people.

Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-07-21 14:20:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 entertaining bandwagon

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-21 14:06:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Good info. So you'll be in position to "return the fire" after I bust a cap in your faggot-face.

Oops...too late!

Submitted by HateMudkips (user info) at 2008-07-21 13:19:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

cute !

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2008-07-21 13:14:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Awwwww

Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-07-21 12:56:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

how long were you a reservist?

Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-21 12:03:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2008-07-21 11:36:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

ROTC fucks and military school brats wearing ribbons makes me want to stab puppies. I don't give a fuck what these kids think they did to earn such things, but until they've been in combat or done something worth reading about it's a slap in the face of soldier, sailor, Marine, and flyboy to ever actually make it through boot camp.

This isn't a direct attack on you as I'm sure you were just doing what you were told. It's just that the very idea that some 18 year old punk is taking pictures with a chest full of fruit salad like he's been in the shit everywhere from WWII Germany to modern day Iraq boils my fucking blood. It's absurd and it's insulting.







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I know this isn't a personal attack on me, but calm down for a second and listen to reason:

1. Anyone who can't distinguish 'JROTC military school uniform' from 'Government issued U.S. Military uniform' needs to return to boot camp.

2. I earned two medals for doing EXACTLY what an enlisted soldier would have done to earn the SAME medal (qualified at the Marksman and Expert levels for the Springfield rifle). So yes, I actually DID do something to earn at least SOME of that brass.

3. If all I have to show for 5 years of bullshit order-following and adherence to military code is a jacket full of 'fruit salad', I should at least be allowed to own it without being ashamed for the REAL soldiers who might be offended by it.



I'll not include points 4-10 because I don't want your 250 pound frame showing up on my doorstep with a tire iron and a mean look on your face.



Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-07-21 11:58:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This picture is adorable. It makes me a little sad.

Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2008-07-21 11:57:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

For my tirade.

Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2008-07-21 11:36:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

ROTC fucks and military school brats wearing ribbons makes me want to stab puppies. I don't give a fuck what these kids think they did to earn such things, but until they've been in combat or done something worth reading about it's a slap in the face of soldier, sailor, Marine, and flyboy to ever actually make it through boot camp.

This isn't a direct attack on you as I'm sure you were just doing what you were told. It's just that the very idea that some 18 year old punk is taking pictures with a chest full of fruit salad like he's been in the shit everywhere from WWII Germany to modern day Iraq boils my fucking blood. It's absurd and it's insulting.

Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-07-21 11:21:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

seen it, dickeater

Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-21 11:13:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Ubersite's savant-ish chronicler below.

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-07-21 11:12:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

your gay little pal sico already linked everyone to this hideous pic ages ago.

Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-07-21 10:35:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

post my yearbook picture?

HAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHAAAA

AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA





no.

Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-07-21 10:20:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No. This is a terrible idea.

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2008-07-21 06:31:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Surely this is merely your giant, ginger tinted dome onto some poor respectible childs body.

Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2008-07-21 05:27:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Typical.

Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2008-07-21 04:55:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Are you a Nazi?!

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-07-21 03:46:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

ahhhhhhh

Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-07-21 03:45:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

If you aren't the one threatening to spoof my family's e-mail addresses then you have nothing to worry about. It's just that you and that midget pussy Shlongy are the only ones with the motive enough to DO shit that stupid
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You going to explain this stupid statement you fat ginger fuck?

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-07-21 03:19:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Y HALO THAR JACKO!

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2008-07-21 00:00:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

look at that skinny little sword

Submitted by Desz (user info) at 2008-07-20 21:02:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

O look! It's a boy scout!

Submitted by PayMeLater (user info) at 2008-07-20 21:01:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Dennis the Menace.

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-07-20 20:59:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-07-20 20:40:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

:)

you look sweet!

Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-07-20 20:39:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

There is evil in your eyes...

Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2008-07-20 20:33:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Your parents sent you to military school for smoking dope?

Was it all male? Was there a lot of buggery invloved? Inquiring minds wanna know...

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-20 20:07:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No wonder you have no friends. What a faggot.

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-07-20 19:49:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

this is the best bandwagon i've ever come up with.

Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2008-07-20 19:45:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

A negatif times a negatif eguals a positif


Look, Marge, I'm sorry I haven't been a better husband, I'm sorry
about the time I tried to make gravy in the bathtub, I'm sorry I used
your wedding dress to wax the car, and I'm sorry -- oh well, let's
just say I'm sorry for the whole marriage up to this point.

-- Homer Simpson
Marge on the Lam