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Category: Romance

Rating: 1.34 on 78 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Tiger Lilly (View user info) at 2008-07-21 13:40:20 EDT


Couldn't find my yearbook or my picture but this was a picture taken at the prom. Ahhh memories...


Prom.jpg (38 kB)

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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2008-07-30 12:05:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Respek (user info) at 2008-07-24 23:57:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

all of you need to be alley raped


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All of us or both of us?

Submitted by Respek (user info) at 2008-07-24 23:57:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

all of you need to be alley raped

Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2008-07-24 22:27:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

pretty.. your head is a bit wide though have a +1

Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2008-07-24 22:01:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I think something is wrong with your friend.

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2008-07-24 15:18:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You Beebed your drinking buddy.

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2008-07-23 15:45:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Well I've heard there are some good amputee porn sites.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-07-23 12:46:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Let the record show that you did not deny the she-ninja claim.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-07-23 12:44:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Yes, breastified.

And I may be an ass, but I'm a huge Leg fan.

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2008-07-23 12:02:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Huh?? Hush up. You're confusing me with your jargon.

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-07-23 11:52:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

wow. is it a twin fin or a thruster.

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2008-07-23 11:46:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Yes. My leg isn't wood. It's foam and fiber glass.

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-07-23 11:44:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

yes or no

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-07-23 11:44:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

you wood make a crap pirate

do you get it?

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2008-07-23 11:42:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-07-23 11:18:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

:(

but i was trying to wind you up

stumpity

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you wouldn't dare. I NEVER fall for the bait. :)

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2008-07-23 11:42:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

They got teh bags.

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-23 11:28:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

they got bigger?????

or just perter?

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-07-23 11:20:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

dear world, the new england patriots are gay

and so is england

here's to Australia beating those fags in that 'friendly', that made david beckham cry.

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-07-23 11:18:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

:(

but i was trying to wind you up

stumpity

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2008-07-23 11:04:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Danger_Ranger - I love the 80's. Part duex

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2008-07-23 11:00:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-23 05:08:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I must add tiger, your boobies look terribly pendulous in that cut of dress.

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Yes I know. I couldn't wear a bra with that dress and this was pre enhancement.

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2008-07-23 10:53:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2008-07-23 04:02:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

you look hideous.

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If you think I look bad in this picture, you should've seen the next morning. Ugh.

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-23 05:08:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I must add tiger, your boobies look terribly pendulous in that cut of dress.

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-07-23 05:00:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

She was a BE-BOP baby on a hard day's night

She was hangin' on Johnny

he was holdin' on tight

OhHH

I could feel her comingggg from a mile away

There was no use talking

there was nothing to say

When the band began to play and playyyy -



And we DANCED

like a WAVVVVVVVVVVVE on the ocean

romanced.

We were liars in love and we DANCED

Swept away for a mommmmmmmment by chance

And we danced and danced and dannnced



I met my BE-BOP baby at the UNION hall

She could dance all night and shake the paint off the wall

But when I saw her smile across a CROWE-E-DED room

well

I knew we have to leavvvvvvvvve the party soon

As the band began to play ouuuuuut of tune -



And we DANCED!

like a wave on the ocean

romanced. . . .

And we DANCED -



The endless beat

she's limpin' my way



Hear the music fade when she says:

Are we getting too close

do we care to get closer?

The room is spinning as she whispers my name.



And we DANCED

like a waVVVVVVVVVVVVvvvve on the ocean

roMANCED...

And we DANCED

like a wave on the ocean

roMANcedddd,,,,,

And danced and danced and danced and danced and danced -

And we DANCED

and we danced

and we danced

and we danced



And danced and danced and danced and danced and danced and then got some punch.

Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2008-07-23 04:02:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

you look hideous.

and im not picky.

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2008-07-22 18:57:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

"breastified"

Ha. You're an ass.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-07-22 13:58:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

It's as if the tan stops at your nose and cheeks.
Almost like a masquerade half-mask, but in reverse.

The fact that your mouth and jaw are lighter suggests only one thing.
You were a ninja in your younger days. It's the only logical explanation for the difference in shade.

So how did you REALLY lose the leg, hmm?
Was it because you brought dishonor to your clan?
Was it because you're more breastified than the average ninja woman?

PS - I'm still interesting in mounting Leg over my desk here, like some sort of hunting trophy.
I might even add antlers if you send her along.

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2008-07-22 09:27:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-07-21 21:49:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I would have stump fucked you

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Thank you, I think???

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2008-07-22 08:53:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Isn't it though?

Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2008-07-22 08:33:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

That upholstery is horrendous.

Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-07-22 08:09:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

A thousand +2's if you got your leg a corsage...

Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-07-22 08:07:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

George Hamiltontastic!!!

Submitted by BurtBurt (user info) at 2008-07-22 04:21:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-07-22 03:30:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You must have hooked up at this do, nice tan.

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2008-07-21 23:40:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Apollo you know I love giving you a hard time. I certainly can't praise you. Your head doesn't need to get any bigger.

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-07-21 21:58:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

lighten up katie old egg




Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-07-21 21:49:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I would have stump fucked you

Submitted by Desz (user info) at 2008-07-21 21:26:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2008-07-21 19:26:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by devildog (user info) at 2008-07-21 17:52:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

http://www.ubersite.com/m/117295#2731256

Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2008-07-21 17:33:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Why did you gouge out your dates's eyes? She looks like a dead hooker.

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2008-07-21 17:28:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

No.

Prom was at this huge banquet hall with several different functions going on at once. One was this HUGE wedding and some of my friends and I snuck out of prom and into this wedding. There were so many people I don't think anyone even knew we weren't invited.

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-07-21 17:06:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I am glad I was too young for the 'metallic eyeshadow up to the eyebrows' faze.

You're allowed to drink at school functions?

Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-07-21 16:51:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

My people are only capable of two tones:

Pale White

or

Tomato Red


I wish I had more melanin :(

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2008-07-21 16:45:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-07-21 16:25:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

be rich.

then anyone will fuck me.

simple as that really.


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I am rich.

You must sleep well at night knowing the only reason a girl wants to be with you is because you have money. Whatever you do, don't catch the HIV

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-21 16:28:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Money helps!

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-07-21 16:25:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

be rich.

then anyone will fuck me.

simple as that really.



Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2008-07-21 16:16:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-07-21 15:42:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

no wonder you've got a face like a leather hand bag now.


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This may be true, but I'm vain and there is always plastic surgery. What can you do about your oddly large cranium that doesn't seem to fit the rest of your body?

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-21 15:58:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-07-21 13:45:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Knock knock
========
Who's there?

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-07-21 15:53:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Well I would have hit it



























Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2008-07-21 15:53:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I did not go tanning. I went on vacation.

Submitted by Ejryuu (user info) at 2008-07-21 15:43:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Like that old chick on There's Something About Mary...

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-07-21 15:42:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

no wonder you've got a face like a leather hand bag now.



Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-07-21 15:28:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-07-21 15:17:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

You needed some sunscreen then because that is just scary. Nothing more, nothing less.

Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2008-07-21 15:05:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

you gave pasty, black teeth, girl skin cancer just by sitting next to her, didn't you?


DIDN'T YOU?

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2008-07-21 14:52:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

the entire state of connecticut goes communal tanning during prom season. it's ok, you were just being normal.

i was the freak who stayed au naturel, ie pale as the bathroom sink before barfing up that preprom booze into it.

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-21 14:41:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Oh god, words can't express my utter shock.

Surely this is more awesome than my blue eyeshadow?



Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-07-21 14:40:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-07-21 14:33:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

That is quite shocking. Well done.

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-07-21 14:15:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2008-07-21 14:13:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-07-21 14:01:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

HOLY FAKEBAKE BATMAN!!

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Ah, but that is not true you see. I'm Armenian and have a darker completion AND I had just returned home from Spring Break in Fla.
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Translation:

I work for willy wonka on the weekends.

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2008-07-21 14:13:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-07-21 14:01:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

HOLY FAKEBAKE BATMAN!!

--------------------------------

Ah, but that is not true you see. I'm Armenian and have a darker completion AND I had just returned home from Spring Break in Fla.

Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-07-21 14:06:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

You've been Tango'd!

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-21 14:02:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This picture was taken last Tuesday.

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-07-21 14:01:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

HOLY FAKEBAKE BATMAN!!

Submitted by Harmon (user info) at 2008-07-21 13:59:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

you look like a classy broad

Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-07-21 13:58:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 another entertaining bandwagon

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-07-21 13:57:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

UNDERAGE DRINKING!!!!!!!!

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-07-21 13:53:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Seriously though....I'd do ya.

That's not me being rude, that's just me not knowing how to woo properly.

Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-21 13:52:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-07-21 13:44:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Orange you glad you posted this?

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-07-21 13:52:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Apparently your translucent friend never heard of sunlight.

She must be in envy of you, daywalker.

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2008-07-21 13:46:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

And what was up with the white eye shadow??? Damn that's bad..

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2008-07-21 13:45:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

We Armenian's tan well.

Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-07-21 13:45:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Knock knock

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-07-21 13:44:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Orange you glad you posted this?

Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-07-21 13:44:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

The Adventures of Eileen Orange and Blacktooth!

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2008-07-21 13:43:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Like the dog collar???

I just got back from vacation in Fla.

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-07-21 13:43:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No seriously, I will call all my oranges "tiger lilly's" from now on.


Then I can say...I am licking my tiger lilly.


ooooooooh.

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-07-21 13:42:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

It's THE RED SUN OF KRYPTON!!!


RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!


I may just quit my job at the plant to become a full-time stock market
guy.

-- Homer Simpson
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