Go Inside Your Office and Take a Picture (1363 hits)
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Submitted by Bob Sandwich (View user info) at 2008-07-23 17:13:52 EDT
No really though, I'm not trying to start a new fucking bandwagon. So negative two if you must, just leave something creative in the review because the afternoons slow down so much and I am stuck at work for three more hours. (It is 4:10 here so that means 7:00pm)
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Submitted by artemisia (user info) at 2008-07-30 04:00:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahah
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2008-07-28 23:19:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
MY BIRTHDAY IS ALSO 11/11!!!!!1!!!!1!!
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-07-24 13:04:33 EDT (#)
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I don't care.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-07-24 11:18:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Anikinsandwich.
Awesome.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-07-24 11:17:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
jesus christ, '86?
youngblood.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-07-24 10:02:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Skrap, that makes sense now. My post thinking he was my alter, of course he is like me.....
Bob,
Obiwan never told you the truth about Anikinsandwich.
"he told me you killed him"
No Bob, I AM YOUR FATHER!!!
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-07-24 09:41:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-07-24 09:01:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I was in 11th grade when you were born.
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Are you saying his mom was your biology lab teacher?
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-07-24 09:01:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I was in 11th grade when you were born.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-07-24 09:00:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by BobSandwich (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:38:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:29:41 EDT (#)
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commoners call them wife beaters, apollo and i call them vests
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And ya'll call carholes garages, is ya'll even a word in england?
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Ya'll is not a word in the U.S. either. Hick.
look at scourges older stuff for the good stuff to read.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-07-24 04:19:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Vests are cool. Needs more top-hat.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-07-24 03:45:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-24 08:35:26 BST (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-07-24 08:19:39 BST (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-23 23:28:01 BST (#)
Ranking: -2
First the banj fiasco and now THIS?
Why do the good posts never get heat?
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Ummmm i seem to remmeber saying you were heating up a shit post yesterday, Mr Bells to be precise.
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Ummm, was it shit though emission??? No. I think I was being funny, they don't have that down south yet do they?
TWERP
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TWERP!!
mean swine.
I glossed over your humour im afraid.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-24 03:35:26 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-07-24 08:19:39 BST (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-23 23:28:01 BST (#)
Ranking: -2
First the banj fiasco and now THIS?
Why do the good posts never get heat?
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Ummmm i seem to remmeber saying you were heating up a shit post yesterday, Mr Bells to be precise.
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Ummm, was it shit though emission??? No. I think I was being funny, they don't have that down south yet do they?
TWERP
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-07-24 03:20:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-07-23 23:31:46 BST (#)
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VOTE DRAKE!
LOVE THE_DRAKE!
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and EI, and EI
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-07-24 03:19:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-23 23:28:01 BST (#)
Ranking: -2
First the banj fiasco and now THIS?
Why do the good posts never get heat?
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Ummmm i seem to remmeber saying you were heating up a shit post yesterday, Mr Bells to be precise.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-07-23 19:57:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-06-04 00:10:23 EDT (#)
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You look like a nice guy though.
Cheers and have fun.
I swear to god your vest is looking at me funny.
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Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-06-04 00:09:24 EDT (#)
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Is that a vest?
Hitler wore vests you know.
My mother wore vests when she used to beat me.
I was killed with a vest three times.
Most of Scandinavia wears vests when they eat babies.
That better not be a vest
Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-07-23 19:21:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Bye bob. You can pee in my butt if you want.
Wait, did I type that? Fuck..{delete delete delete}.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-07-23 19:20:33 EDT (#)
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Nice vest. Which French 70's homosexual are you trying to emulate?
Submitted by BobSandwich (user info) at 2008-07-23 19:15:14 EDT (#)
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Aight, fuck it... I'm leaving work early. Later tater. Director, Shlongy, Scourge, Drake... I bid you adieu.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-07-23 19:15:02 EDT (#)
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I didn't threaten you. I just said I "want" to beat your ass. That's hardly a threat. A threat would be: "I'm going to look you up and find you and beat your ass tomorrow right after work."
Please learn the difference.
Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-07-23 19:14:01 EDT (#)
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ugh. gross.
I seriously think I'm going to vomit.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-23 19:12:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Does your mom put out?
Have her get in touch with me, Sugar Britches.
Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-07-23 19:11:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You just totally dated yourself, my fucking MOM says, "toots".
ugh, cringe, ew, sick, grrr. ooh baby yeah, ggrrr.
No, shit.
yeah, she's like....born in '51, i'm not doing the damned math.
Submitted by BobSandwich (user info) at 2008-07-23 19:05:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-07-23 18:54:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BobSandwich (user info) at 2008-07-23 18:32:14 EDT (#)
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I get along with everyone alright, just carry a big gun and make sure that you always have your texas flag a little higher than your american flag. I have heard so much shit from out of state friends about how ridiculous texas pride is.
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Oh Dear Christ I fucking hate you now.
Texas pride *is* ridiculous. And I was born and raised there, asshole.
*Guns* are stupid, and again, *I am from Texas.*
*You* are a dipshit and I'll bet anything you voted for Bush and are a die hard Republican and I seriously want to beat your ass.
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Dude, calm down... you are going to have an aneurysm. Pride is rediculous perioud, I don't carry a gun, and I didn't vote at all my political stance is not demo or republic, I am for who ever I agree with more. And internet threats are dumb, remember that at least 60% of the internet and 99% of uber is complete lies and bullshit.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-23 19:00:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Well, taters, that IS how heat works.
And this post IS that bad.
Now get to work on those private camwhores for me, Toots.
Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-07-23 18:58:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-23 18:52:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
When you post something this shitty (like the rest of your posts thus far), and a bunch of mindless jagoffs (present company excepted) show up on your post to bitch back and forth for about an hour or two, you experience "heat".
It's reviews and hits per hour, times the pythagleonority theorem divided by barometric pressure, or some such formula.
As far as alters are concerned, I couldn't tell you but I suspect it has something to do with having no friends, having no life, having no money, no real future prospects, having a huge inferiority complex, and the delusion that these assholes are "getting one over on people".
It's really pathetic.
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I can't agree with the first part. It has my name and bob's not a swamp-thing like I thought he was.
I still don't get the alter thing.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-07-23 18:54:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by BobSandwich (user info) at 2008-07-23 18:32:14 EDT (#)
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I get along with everyone alright, just carry a big gun and make sure that you always have your texas flag a little higher than your american flag. I have heard so much shit from out of state friends about how ridiculous texas pride is.
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Oh Dear Christ I fucking hate you now.
Texas pride *is* ridiculous. And I was born and raised there, asshole.
*Guns* are stupid, and again, *I am from Texas.*
*You* are a dipshit and I'll bet anything you voted for Bush and are a die hard Republican and I seriously want to beat your ass.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-23 18:52:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
When you post something this shitty (like the rest of your posts thus far), and a bunch of mindless jagoffs (present company excepted) show up on your post to bitch back and forth for about an hour or two, you experience "heat".
It's reviews and hits per hour, times the pythagleonority theorem divided by barometric pressure, or some such formula.
As far as alters are concerned, I couldn't tell you but I suspect it has something to do with having no friends, having no life, having no money, no real future prospects, having a huge inferiority complex, and the delusion that these assholes are "getting one over on people".
It's really pathetic.
Submitted by BobSandwich (user info) at 2008-07-23 18:48:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
So the big questions right now are,
1. How does heat work?
2. Why do people alter?
Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-07-23 18:45:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
yeah, ok, i got called out.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-23 18:42:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Don't forget- I'm also "sending him emails" to add to his Shlongy photo wall of shame spank bank.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-07-23 18:36:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
WHO EVEN TALKS ABUT POTENTIAL ALTERCATIONS WITH OTHER UBER USERS?
WHAT THE FUCKING HELL IS THAT ALL ABOUT? do you read the things you type? do you have any faith in your own sanity?
just fess up here...how many times have you stroked one out while daydreaming about 'beating up' me or shlongy or apollo? 1,000? 10,000? more?
get help, dude.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-07-23 18:34:06 EDT (#)
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okay, http://www.nymethod.com/oathmeal.jpg , whatever you say.
just please don't get all cry-ey on me again. you know your uber breakdowns always make me nervous and tired.
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-23 18:32:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
*are
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-23 18:32:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Here you go!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/111636
Submitted by BobSandwich (user info) at 2008-07-23 18:32:14 EDT (#)
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I get along with everyone alright, just carry a big gun and make sure that you always have your texas flag a little higher than your american flag. I have heard so much shit from out of state friends about how ridiculous texas pride is.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-07-23 18:31:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
VOTE DRAKE!
LOVE THE_DRAKE!
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-23 18:31:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Scourge, your bravado never ceases to amaze me.
What's even more dumbfounding is that you don't have ANYTHING to back up the bullshit you spew and A LOT MORE TO LOSE if you DID end up in some altercation with a psychopath Ubersite user.
I would NEVER venture to visit you OR your family for ANY reason, so anything I might have ALLUDED to in prior 'Gabbly chats' is null and void for that reason alone.
Now shut the fuck up and admit to not being "Mr. Nice-To-Everyone-No-Matter-What" because you QUITE far from it.
Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-07-23 18:31:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Because us n00bs like to circle jerk????
I don't know, yeah, how does that heat shit work?
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-07-23 18:30:50 EDT (#)
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vote for me!
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-07-23 18:29:59 EDT (#)
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no no no, bobsandwich, i can certainly be a dick. (drake is just trying to win my vote this fall, don't be fooled.) but you need to be entertaining, fella, and this just doesn't cut it.
look on the bright side though, you're already more well liked around here than oathmeal and you've been here, what? 4, 5 days? not a particularly hard chore, but it's a start.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-07-23 18:29:29 EDT (#)
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I still have family in the state and go home on occassion but I have a love/hate relationship with Texas and basically try to avoid it as much as possible.
It ain't the friendliest place in the world, despite what the assholes there would have you believe.
Submitted by BobSandwich (user info) at 2008-07-23 18:29:27 EDT (#)
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How in the hell does the heat thing even work, I have been trying to figure that out?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-23 18:28:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
First the banj fiasco and now THIS?
Why do the good posts never get heat?
Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-07-23 18:26:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
My mom used to live in TX when my bro was a kid...like late '70's or something??
Was PRRRRRRRRREEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTyYYYYYYYYYY fucking racist...but they had giant slurpees.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-07-23 18:26:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Christ, Shlongy and apollo are on fire on this post.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-07-23 18:26:17 EDT (#)
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oh oathy, where do we even start?
maybe if you didn't make physical threats against my family in gabbly i wouldn't have reason to think you were such a psycho loser, eh?
and you can stop anytime with the threatening emails as well, that shit's old hat.
Submitted by BobSandwich (user info) at 2008-07-23 18:24:34 EDT (#)
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Have you not been back since 1990?
Submitted by BobSandwich (user info) at 2008-07-23 18:23:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-07-23 18:18:50 EDT (#)
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why do i even bother with a hatemonger like you anyway?
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Because that is what uber is about. Lets bury the hatchet then and move on to talk about less important but more entertaining things, you are not a dick.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-07-23 18:21:28 EDT (#)
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I was born in Dallas in 1968 and raised all over the area, from Arlington to Lillian to Garland.
I left Texas in 1990.
It was pretty fucking racist if you ask me, by God. My own family threw the "N" word around a lot.
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-23 18:21:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Actually, I've been on Ubersite for quite some time and Scourge has continuously been a prick to me; without fail.
So I guess tenure has little to do with it.
It's either that, or he has some demonstrable REASON for being such a callous dickface. I'm betting it's the former, though.
Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-07-23 18:20:09 EDT (#)
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goddamnit.
111111111111111
So, shlongy....
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-07-23 18:18:50 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BobSandwich (user info) at 2008-07-23 18:08:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:56:37 EDT (#)
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Scourge is good people.
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I knew you from B@W as well as a few others, I never saw scourge on there and looking at his previous post all he types about is how shitty everyone else is and how great he is. So scourge is a dick, that is what I have deduced from my experience with scourge. He is a dick to everyone until they earn some tenure here. I'm sure my opinion will change after I am not "a new guy".
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HEY!
you're selling my posting history short. why, i even won an uber contest, once upon a time. my parents were very proud of me!
why do i even bother with a hatemonger like you anyway?
Submitted by BobSandwich (user info) at 2008-07-23 18:17:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-07-23 18:13:20 EDT (#)
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ORLY?
Boy things sure have changed since I was born and raised in that area.
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When were you here and where were you raised?
Submitted by BobSandwich (user info) at 2008-07-23 18:15:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-07-23 18:08:14 EDT (#)
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shlongy, post a picture of your dick and i'll post one of mine. Mine's bigger, you'll just cry.
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Bob- It's pretty fucked up how people scream and cry about how racism blah blah blah, but by continuing to give it ... credit I guess (i'm running on 3 hours of sleep bear with me) it just perpetuates racism, thus being counterproductive and self defeating. (you like my unnecessary use of, "THUS".... ME TOO!)
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I don't give it credit, I take the same stance as Morgan Freeman about how the only way to get past it is to forget about it. That means no more black history month, or naacp, or things of the such. Celebrate your culture and your achievments, but don't say that something you did was great inspite of being black.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-07-23 18:13:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BobSandwich (user info) at 2008-07-23 18:08:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:56:37 EDT (#)
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Scourge is good people.
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I knew you from B@W as well as a few others, I never saw scourge on there and looking at his previous post all he types about is how shitty everyone else is and how great he is. So scourge is a dick, that is what I have deduced from my experience with scourge. He is a dick to everyone until they earn some tenure here. I'm sure my opinion will change after I am not "a new guy".
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That's the way of the world; only the thick skinned, or the hopefully oblivious make it through Uber.
Stick it out and you'll probably even get some +2's.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-07-23 18:13:20 EDT (#)
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Oh shit, here we go with the "racist" shit again. Scourge, I am deeply sorry if I offended you with the racial slur in my last post. Believe it or not, in texas everyone has pretty much got over the racial thing. There are a few exceptions, but when you are here there are about an equal amount of whites, black, mexicans, and asians in these dallas suburbs. I grew up here my whole life so I forget that in other parts of the world people take offence to comments like that. Here every one gets along and gives each other a hard time and racial jokes aren't taken so seriously.
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ORLY?
Boy things sure have changed since I was born and raised in that area.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-23 18:12:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by BobSandwich (user info) at 2008-07-23 23:08:31 BST (#)
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Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:56:37 EDT (#)
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Scourge is good people.
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I knew you from B@W as well as a few others, I never saw scourge on there and looking at his previous post all he types about is how shitty everyone else is and how great he is. So scourge is a dick, that is what I have deduced from my experience with scourge. He is a dick to everyone until they earn some tenure here. I'm sure my opinion will change after I am not "a new guy".
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Ugh.
Submitted by BobSandwich (user info) at 2008-07-23 18:11:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TiddlyWinks (user info) at 2008-07-23 18:08:34 EDT (#)
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r there still racist ppl in texas? thats SOOOO BAAAAAD! i dont' believe it. i thought all the cotton was made somewhere in the east now. is that not right? do they still have cotton in texas?
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Cotton??? I don't think there was a lot of slave trade in TX, we have cotton and lots of it but it was picked by everyone if that is what you are getting at. And I don't know any racist people, I just figured someone would throw out a Jasper, TX reference.
Submitted by TiddlyWinks (user info) at 2008-07-23 18:08:34 EDT (#)
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r there still racist ppl in texas? thats SOOOO BAAAAAD! i dont' believe it. i thought all the cotton was made somewhere in the east now. is that not right? do they still have cotton in texas?
Submitted by BobSandwich (user info) at 2008-07-23 18:08:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:56:37 EDT (#)
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Scourge is good people.
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I knew you from B@W as well as a few others, I never saw scourge on there and looking at his previous post all he types about is how shitty everyone else is and how great he is. So scourge is a dick, that is what I have deduced from my experience with scourge. He is a dick to everyone until they earn some tenure here. I'm sure my opinion will change after I am not "a new guy".
Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-07-23 18:08:14 EDT (#)
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shlongy, post a picture of your dick and i'll post one of mine. Mine's bigger, you'll just cry.
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Bob- It's pretty fucked up how people scream and cry about how racism blah blah blah, but by continuing to give it ... credit I guess (i'm running on 3 hours of sleep bear with me) it just perpetuates racism, thus being counterproductive and self defeating. (you like my unnecessary use of, "THUS".... ME TOO!)
Oh, and I'm older than you btw. But I don't have a real job, so you win.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-23 18:03:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I just checked your last post. jesus.
Submitted by BobSandwich (user info) at 2008-07-23 18:02:21 EDT (#)
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Oh shit, here we go with the "racist" shit again. Scourge, I am deeply sorry if I offended you with the racial slur in my last post. Believe it or not, in texas everyone has pretty much got over the racial thing. There are a few exceptions, but when you are here there are about an equal amount of whites, black, mexicans, and asians in these dallas suburbs. I grew up here my whole life so I forget that in other parts of the world people take offence to comments like that. Here every one gets along and gives each other a hard time and racial jokes aren't taken so seriously.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-23 18:01:46 EDT (#)
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Post a picture of your hole.
That will help expedite the pending implosion.
Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:57:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:54:08 EDT (#)
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How will UberDirectory ever get posted when lazybones like yourself keep asking to be included??
Besides, you are too new to be included. I think there should be some kind of uberlaw to prevent forgettable, post twice never to be seen again noobs submitting their, albeit in your case good looking, mugs.
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Um. Yeah, I'm lazy. To be honest, I thought there would be, I thought I'd be too new to go in it.
I've been reading uber for fucking ever (off and on found it a few years back perusing late at night).
Yeah, a time-limit (I think that twiddlesuck is sending telepathic retard-waves at my brain); there seem to be a lot of fucking alters or one/two-posters.
Fear not!! I will continue to post shit until uber implodes.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:56:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:53:47 EDT (#)
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HOW DARE YOU!
i think there are easily thousands of uber users who will attest to the fact that i am a kind and gracious man, and not, as you so coarsely put it, a 'dick'
you fucking racist piece of shit.
that does it...i'm calling bart on my uberphone and getting you banned.
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Scourge is good people.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:56:31 EDT (#)
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well now that he's going to be banned, i'll certainly not include him, orphelia.
what an outrage!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:54:08 EDT (#)
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How will UberDirectory ever get posted when lazybones like yourself keep asking to be included??
Besides, you are too new to be included. I think there should be some kind of uberlaw to prevent forgettable, post twice never to be seen again noobs submitting their, albeit in your case good looking, mugs.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:53:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
HOW DARE YOU!
i think there are easily thousands of uber users who will attest to the fact that i am a kind and gracious man, and not, as you so coarsely put it, a 'dick'
you fucking racist piece of shit.
that does it...i'm calling bart on my uberphone and getting you banned.
Submitted by TiddlyWinks (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:52:03 EDT (#)
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thnx orphelia, u r nice!
Submitted by BobSandwich (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:51:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:48:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BobSandwich (user info) at 2008-07-23 22:46:28 BST (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:42:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BobSandwich (user info) at 2008-07-23 22:40:04 BST (#)
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scourge, you are a dick...
that being said, use the pic for the uberdirectory.
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THE DEADLINE WAS WEEKS AGO, PEOPLE
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Well, why didn't anyone say anything?
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Scourge clearly did so on his last post.
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So, what you are saying is???
Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:50:20 EDT (#)
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Fuck, I didn't know when the deadline was.
Damn, I got your height right, bobblahblah.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:49:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TiddlyWinks (user info) at 2008-07-23 22:48:16 BST (#)
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taters, i think youve got anger problems. theres no need to be pissy at me, i didnt do nothing. seems like everybody is accusing u of being some1 else and they youre just accusing me 2 make urself feel better. Well it isnt my fault so y dont u just get over yourself?
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You think she would be kind considering she went through the same a few days ago.
Submitted by BobSandwich (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:49:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:44:14 EDT (#)
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lol laughed my ass off. that's hilarious. I really am an asian chick, believe whatever you will.
Too bad my office is a construction site right now AHHHAA.
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An asian chick that works construction and has time to converse on uber all day? I call BS
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:48:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BobSandwich (user info) at 2008-07-23 22:46:28 BST (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:42:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BobSandwich (user info) at 2008-07-23 22:40:04 BST (#)
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scourge, you are a dick...
that being said, use the pic for the uberdirectory.
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THE DEADLINE WAS WEEKS AGO, PEOPLE
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Well, why didn't anyone say anything?
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Scourge clearly did so on his last post.
Submitted by TiddlyWinks (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:48:16 EDT (#)
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taters, i think youve got anger problems. theres no need to be pissy at me, i didnt do nothing. seems like everybody is accusing u of being some1 else and they youre just accusing me 2 make urself feel better. Well it isnt my fault so y dont u just get over yourself?
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:46:37 EDT (#)
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Hot asian chick? Where?!?!
Submitted by BobSandwich (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:46:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:42:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BobSandwich (user info) at 2008-07-23 22:40:04 BST (#)
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scourge, you are a dick...
that being said, use the pic for the uberdirectory.
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THE DEADLINE WAS WEEKS AGO, PEOPLE
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Well, why didn't anyone say anything?
Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:45:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TiddlyWinks (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:44:54 EDT (#)
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y do all u ppl pretent to b ppl u r not?
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yes, much like UR D0!ng now you sack of afterbirth
Submitted by BobSandwich (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:45:15 EDT (#)
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No, he has been riding my nuts on other reviews. He kept trying to describe me so I wanted to help fulfill his sick fantasy.
Submitted by TiddlyWinks (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:44:54 EDT (#)
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y do all u ppl pretent to b ppl u r not?
Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:44:14 EDT (#)
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lol laughed my ass off. that's hilarious. I really am an asian chick, believe whatever you will.
Too bad my office is a construction site right now AHHHAA.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:42:28 EDT (#)
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You don't really think that tatersninja is a hot asian chick, do you?
HAAAHAAHAHAHA
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:42:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BobSandwich (user info) at 2008-07-23 22:40:04 BST (#)
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scourge, you are a dick...
that being said, use the pic for the uberdirectory.
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THE DEADLINE WAS WEEKS AGO, PEOPLE
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:41:01 EDT (#)
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no, we don't use made up words
Submitted by BobSandwich (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:40:04 EDT (#)
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scourge, you are a dick...
that being said, use the pic for the uberdirectory.
Submitted by BobSandwich (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:38:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:29:41 EDT (#)
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commoners call them wife beaters, apollo and i call them vests
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And ya'll call carholes garages, is ya'll even a word in england?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:38:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
fuck off, eh?
Submitted by HateMudkips (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:35:08 EDT (#)
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I'D HIT IT!
Submitted by BobSandwich (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:34:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:30:27 EDT (#)
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I'm surprised that you even leave the house to go to work.
if I were you, I spend all day in the house, massaging my melons, preferrably in front of a webcam.
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Did you just make a pass at me?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:30:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm surprised that you even leave the house to go to work.
if I were you, I spend all day in the house, massaging my melons, preferrably in front of a webcam.
Submitted by TiddlyWinks (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:29:59 EDT (#)
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U R SO CUTE BOB SANDWICH!
Submitted by BobSandwich (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:29:53 EDT (#)
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Ok, no more camwhores... the next post will be gold or nothing.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:29:41 EDT (#)
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commoners call them wife beaters, apollo and i call them vests
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:29:28 EDT (#)
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I'm from Texas.
Therefore I'm gay.
Fuck me.
Now.
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:29:12 EDT (#)
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Sure don't old man, I imagine she's just jealous of my beautiful -
writing.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:28:58 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-07-23 22:22:45 BST (#)
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haha thanks darling
I really do try my best to try my hardest
I thought we used to be friends :'(
what's with the hate
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Nooo, wasn't hate, just play it cool, or you'll end up like me!!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:28:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Whether it's "over there" or "over here", give it a rest with the fucking camwhores, Jessica.
Submitted by BobSandwich (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:26:52 EDT (#)
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So over there you call an undershirt (wifebeater to us) a vest? That is what Wiki says
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:26:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:19:48 EDT (#)
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surprised you never dropped me a line bret for a beer!!!
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I don't drink beer with antagonistic asshole soccer fans.
But I do appreciate the recent string of +2's/amiable commentary. I don't know what you're trying to prove but I'll go along with it.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:25:58 EDT (#)
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Ballare- you don't need orphelia's permission to your golden GLOBES pictures...I never tire of looking at them...as I imagine you don't either.
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:25:53 EDT (#)
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http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/bukkake3.jpg
I brought you this because you said you were bored
sfw, no worries.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:23:52 EDT (#)
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proper english, not fancy
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:22:45 EDT (#)
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haha thanks darling
I really do try my best to try my hardest
I thought we used to be friends :'(
what's with the hate
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:22:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Case closed.
Closet? Wide open.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:22:04 EDT (#)
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Try picture posts...they are *almost* always golden.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:21:28 EDT (#)
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so fuck off then.
simple
Submitted by BobSandwich (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:20:54 EDT (#)
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I'm working on interesting, but drunk stories are not well received here and that is all I got pretty much.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:20:48 EDT (#)
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Except this guy looks more FEMININE than gnarls...
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:19:48 EDT (#)
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surprised you never dropped me a line bret for a beer!!!
we're such good chums!
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:19:17 EDT (#)
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You're turning into Gnarls with the fucking camwhores. Post something interesting for a change.
Submitted by BobSandwich (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:19:00 EDT (#)
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Waistcoat, you brits with your fancy words. We call it a vest, and I have to dress the part for my work.
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:18:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:16:26 EDT (#)
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it must be some last bastion of 'gay' in Texas
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I was just in Houston on business last week and I can tell you with authority that there are plenty of bastions of gay left in Texas.
And I *KNOW* gay.
...
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:18:29 EDT (#)
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Ballare you try waaay to hard, you know?
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:17:05 EDT (#)
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Jesus H. Christ.
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:16:29 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/117663
BEEN THERE DONE THAT
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:16:26 EDT (#)
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lol
texas driving licence.
where are you?
it must be some last bastion of 'gay' in Texas that thinks it's acceptable to wear a waistcoat in an office in 2008.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:15:26 EDT (#)
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waistcoat??
reallly??
oh dear god
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:15:24 EDT (#)
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Are you on that show with the 4 other gay guys who try and tell other fags how to dress?
Well, if not, you should be.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:15:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oooh, hel-loooo...