How do you wanna Go? (857 hits)
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Submitted by DarthFaded (View user info) at 2008-07-28 12:24:11 EDT
Mortality is a Bitch.
BUT... The grim reality is that life is what it is.
You don't know when, you don't know how, but If you were to plan your own demise...
How would you wanna go?
I would just like it to be quick and painless, and I don't want to see it coming. What about you?
Don't fear the reaper baby.
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-07-30 23:05:18 EDT (#)
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"I've lived my life with the knowledge that it's likely to be a short and violent one. "
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-07-29 14:29:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DarthFaded (user info) at 2008-07-28 16:13:42 EDT (#)
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has no one seen the name of the pic file? Wow.. I thought for sure I would have gotten comments on that...
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I am developing an Air-Powered High-Incident Dinging Device (hereinafter referred to as the APHIDD). The APHIDD uses compressed air to propel a series of steel BBs toward the pyramidal metallic percussion resonance instrument which currently resides in my music room but will be moved outdoors for the functional testing and normal operation. Once the APHIDD is fully fully operational, I will finally be able to feel comfortable in knowing that I will never have to hear the phrase "needs more cowbell" ever again.
Submitted by Lib (user info) at 2008-07-29 13:51:07 EDT (#)
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I am going with a massive heart attack, I work on it every day.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-07-29 09:49:13 EDT (#)
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Weirdly on wings and with maximum pain.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-29 06:04:30 EDT (#)
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Thinking about it a little more, I'd also like to be old.
And i would prefer it if it wasn't caused by drowning, electroction, strangulation, certainly not a road traffic accident, during child birth or via cancer.
What options are left? Poisoning doesn't sound fun either.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-29 05:56:35 EDT (#)
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Peacefully, in my sleep.
Speaking of which, last night, I had a small glass of diet coke and a Cadbury Star Bar whilst watching SITC. I was very tired, and fell asleep on the sofa. Since catching pregnancy, I tend to turn onto my stomach during my slumber.
Well, about 20 minutes after my drink and confectionery, I dozed off, assuming my position and the next thing I am aware of, I am choking on a gobful of vomit. It didn't taste chocolatey, I had chewed my food properly. It tasted like hot, nasty puke.
Before I wake fully, I have coughed and swallowed it back down.
The whole experience made me terribly shaky. I wonder if the constant acid reflux I am suffering from due to my pregnancy affliction has caused damage to my osoffagus (I ain't in the mood for Dictionary.com)?
One doesn't normally lay down so soon after eating, I just kinda drifted off.
I think I'd hate to choke to death. I once came close with a chunk of four counties cheese, but luckily there was someone there to slap it out (laughing heartily).
I am not fond of the idea of being stabbed, or eaten, or suffocated.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-07-29 05:19:30 EDT (#)
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For many years I thought that the finest way to go would be in a taxi. As I grew older, however, I became partial to the car as the most stylish method.
How young and wrong I was.
It is clear to me now that the best way to go is upon a scooter, beeping your hooter, following yonder star.
Submitted by SilentRenegade (user info) at 2008-07-29 05:07:55 EDT (#)
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death by fuzzy bunny...
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2008-07-29 03:22:58 EDT (#)
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Er, gee, I want it to be painful and long. You tit.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-07-29 03:06:55 EDT (#)
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I would like to choke on a dick.
wait.
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2008-07-29 02:54:18 EDT (#)
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exploding in a 1965 chevelle nitro powered drag racer whilst going umpteen miles per hour.
boom.
but i'll probably just shit my pants in bed and slowly expire
Submitted by jasumthin (user info) at 2008-07-28 21:44:25 EDT (#)
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i want electrocuted to death with a stun gun by LAPD while raping the corpse of anna nicole smith and giving hugh hefner a good old fashion fisting
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-07-28 20:16:28 EDT (#)
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i would like to be the one human who was correct in his assumption that his demise was indeed coterminous with the apocalypse.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-07-28 20:13:11 EDT (#)
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Preferably an OD
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2008-07-28 20:11:46 EDT (#)
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I WOULD LIKE SOME DULL AND HUMOURLESS TWAT TO WRITE A POST ON UBER SO FUCKING BORING THAT INSTANTLY VOMIT AND CHOKE ON MY OWN VODKA ENRICHED SALIVA AND THEN....<GURGLE, GURGLE,GURGLE (INSERT APPROPRIATRE CHOKING SOUNDS HERE) GURGLE...>
Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2008-07-28 20:07:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-07-28 15:43:25 EDT (#)
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do they make partial-reapers?
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Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2008-07-28 15:13:49 EDT (#)
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They sent an entire Grim Reaper for that one little bunny....?
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I dunno, it just seems like overkill to me.
Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2008-07-28 19:20:31 EDT (#)
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when I die, I want to be in debt up to my eyeballs
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-28 19:01:18 EDT (#)
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Death by bunga bunga.
Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2008-07-28 16:57:10 EDT (#)
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Global thermonuclear holocaust, or some other disaster that wipes out all life on Earth. That way I won't be missing out on anything after I'm gone.
Submitted by DarthFaded (user info) at 2008-07-28 16:13:42 EDT (#)
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has no one seen the name of the pic file? Wow.. I thought for sure I would have gotten comments on that...
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-07-28 16:00:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-07-28 15:46:56 EDT (#)
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By the 5 remaining members of a 12 man SWAT team.
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Awesome.
Ya know, in a vast murky sea of cheap internet bravado dominated by the likes of Puffy McCocksock and Shlongy's 3 wood - I can't help but believe this could be the ultimate endgame for our own Mr. Wildman.
...and I sure hope they get it on film.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-07-28 15:46:56 EDT (#)
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By the 5 remaining members of a 12 man SWAT team.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-07-28 15:43:25 EDT (#)
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do they make partial-reapers?
Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2008-07-28 15:13:49 EDT (#)
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They sent an entire Grim Reaper for that one little bunny....?
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2008-07-28 15:08:17 EDT (#)
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Death by shark. If a shark ever chases me, I'm swimming TOWARD that bitch.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2008-07-28 14:37:50 EDT (#)
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throwing the emperor down a reactor shaft while he is shooting lightining at me.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-07-28 14:11:01 EDT (#)
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Plane crash. That way, by god, I'll be joining the mile high club on the way down with the hottest flight attendant on board and no one on this planet earth is gonna prevent it.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-07-28 13:59:33 EDT (#)
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I WANNA ROCK.
Submitted by Darth_Famine (user info) at 2008-07-28 13:52:39 EDT (#)
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I want to be screwed to death by a college cheerleading squad.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-07-28 13:51:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-07-28 12:56:00 EDT (#)
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I already know how some of you are going to die.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/113736
Myself, I'd like to drown in a swimming pool filled with Sweetwater Hummer.
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I like Sweetwater 420 IPA. Es muy good-o. Also: I'm avoiding N'Sync like the plague they are. In this way, I shall never die.
Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2008-07-28 13:49:44 EDT (#)
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nuked.
preferably while i'm asleep.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-07-28 13:23:16 EDT (#)
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struck by lightning
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-07-28 13:20:59 EDT (#)
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Sword fight, I'm outmatched ten to one, and take down the first eight before one gets sneaky and stabs me in the back. Slow exsanguination eventually claims me, but not before I give my all in a last, glorious thrust.
I haven't thought about this at all.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-07-28 13:16:26 EDT (#)
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OR I could wrap my Maserati around a utility pole while getting road-head from my 19 year old buttboy. That would be almost as cool as aspirating summer ale till I die.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-07-28 13:13:39 EDT (#)
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terrorist attack. that way, my picture will be all over the news and people will talk about how great i was and how i will be missed.
the reality of it all is that i will probably go with a drug overdose and everyone will talk about how shitty i was and how i won't be missed.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2008-07-28 13:08:39 EDT (#)
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being rolled up in wet burlap and set in the sun to dry...squish.
Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2008-07-28 12:59:21 EDT (#)
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on top of your mom.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-07-28 12:56:00 EDT (#)
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I already know how some of you are going to die.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/113736
Myself, I'd like to drown in a swimming pool filled with Sweetwater Hummer.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-07-28 12:51:34 EDT (#)
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This is easy, piano on the head.
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2008-07-28 12:50:49 EDT (#)
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Parachute that doesn't open. Just to see what that 'oh fuck' moment feels like
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-28 12:47:59 EDT (#)
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Shlongy is a friendless old pussy who will likely die alone and miserable in some hospice on the Florida coast.
Submitted by BobSandwich (user info) at 2008-07-28 12:46:29 EDT (#)
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I am 100% serious about killing myself one day.
.44 magnum, direct shot to brainstem through back of mouth.
Anything else and I submit to the wanton will of fate and I will not allow that to happen. ==========================================================================================
I am curious to see what Shlongy does with this review.
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-28 12:37:52 EDT (#)
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I am 100% serious about killing myself one day.
.44 magnum, direct shot to brainstem through back of mouth.
Anything else and I submit to the wanton will of fate and I will not allow that to happen.
Submitted by BobSandwich (user info) at 2008-07-28 12:31:02 EDT (#)
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Too slow Drake
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-07-28 12:29:39 EDT (#)
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Smothered to death by naked boobs. Nice, naked boobs.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-07-28 12:28:34 EDT (#)
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I wanna go busting a nut and eating a cheesteak while watching porno and being shot up with morphine.
fuck yeah.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-07-28 12:28:01 EDT (#)
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DAMN YOU BOB!
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-07-28 12:27:45 EDT (#)
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More Cowbell.
Submitted by BobSandwich (user info) at 2008-07-28 12:26:28 EDT (#)
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Don't fear the reaper baby.
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Maybe death by "more cowbell"