Burger King (812 hits)
Category: Humor -> Dumb JobsRating: -0.25 on 32 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Nick (View user info) at 2008-07-28 17:00:46 EDT
I stopped at a Burger King in Baxley, Georgia recently and and ordered a Whopper and a coke.
I was the only one in there (it was 2 PM) and I noticed a Whopper was already made and sitting in the warming bin. The cashier gives me a cup for my soda and a receipt. She tells me to wait for my number to be called.
I'm thinking, why sit down. They're just going to pick up the Whopper and give it to me.
Nope. I hear buzzers and bells and everyone seems to be busy. Too busy to hand me my Whopper.
Three minutes later the cashier grabs the Whopper, puts it on a tray and says, "one twenty nine". I look around and see if anyone else was there who might be checking their ticket but I'm still the only one in the restaurant.
I hand her the ticket and she checks to make sure it says 129 before sliding the tray over to me.
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Submitted by woolfe (user info) at 2008-07-30 08:21:44 EDT (#)
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you should have phonetically spelt out whopper for us.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-07-29 14:41:58 EDT (#)
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Comic.
Genius.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-07-29 10:46:56 EDT (#)
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If you like a handmade burger, try 5 Guys. I think they're about $5
Submitted by Squirrelly_Girl (user info) at 2008-07-29 08:48:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-07-29 07:51:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2008-07-29 07:09:57 EDT (#)
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Ah the true capitalist utopia. Everyone striving to be the best, companies using trained retards to make and serve food in the cheapest most economic way possible, disregarding any kind of common sense.
Getting the cheapest of employees, trainging them into robots, removing any chance of rational, personal thoughts or ideas. All to bring you that burger at the cheapest possible price, while making enough margin to expand and grow the business.
Why is everyone so greedy that they NEED the capitalist system, it brings only conflict and corner cutting.
It's a shame.
Imagine if only the people who had a passion for burgers would sell them. They would be happy that you had chosen their burgers to eat, without finiding ways to keep their hands on more of your money. You would be given a friendly, personal service and a lovingly created burger.
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There's a company called The Handmade Burger company. They charge £8 for a burger. That is equivilant to, like, 300 dollars. That is why we NEED trained retards.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-07-29 07:39:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
you shoulda got the smokehouse burger. -2 for not getting the correct sandwich.
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2008-07-29 07:09:57 EDT (#)
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Ah the true capitalist utopia. Everyone striving to be the best, companies using trained retards to make and serve food in the cheapest most economic way possible, disregarding any kind of common sense.
Getting the cheapest of employees, trainging them into robots, removing any chance of rational, personal thoughts or ideas. All to bring you that burger at the cheapest possible price, while making enough margin to expand and grow the business.
Why is everyone so greedy that they NEED the capitalist system, it brings only conflict and corner cutting.
It's a shame.
Imagine if only the people who had a passion for burgers would sell them. They would be happy that you had chosen their burgers to eat, without finiding ways to keep their hands on more of your money. You would be given a friendly, personal service and a lovingly created burger.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-29 05:27:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
serves you right for eating shite cooked by pimply teenagers
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-07-29 05:26:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
It's another triumph!
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-07-29 05:10:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
This isn't really funny, interesting, surprising, or shocking. It's entirely 'meh.'
You seem rather dim. Nice, but dim. With a wit only marginally quicker than coastal erosion.
Submitted by artemisia (user info) at 2008-07-29 03:39:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-07-28 22:38:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Um, yeah it's BK.
I ordered 2 whopper jr's and a small fry yesterday, and it was $4.27....
3 x 1 = 4.27
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2008-07-28 22:38:06 EDT (#)
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haha
Submitted by jasumthin (user info) at 2008-07-28 21:40:57 EDT (#)
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that was life changing
Submitted by billrhine (user info) at 2008-07-28 21:14:51 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-07-28 20:34:17 EDT (#)
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this was like an uber post from 2003.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-07-28 20:10:16 EDT (#)
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huh
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2008-07-28 20:09:05 EDT (#)
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INSULTING WORDS HERE.
(LIKE 'CUNT' OR 'WHORE' - IN CASE YOU CAN'T IMAGINE ANY)
CUNTWHORE.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-07-28 20:08:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I liked this. It was oddly familiar.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-07-28 20:03:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Better attemtion grabbing than attention seeking... not sure about attention whoring... its going to take a little minute for my head to process a definition for that one.
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-07-28 20:00:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sometimes I'm just a whore like that.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-07-28 19:56:17 EDT (#)
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Alrighty Linus, attention grabbed
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-07-28 19:53:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-07-28 19:48:02 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2008-07-28 19:14:58 EDT (#)
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well, a fiery rampage is always a good way to express dis-satisfaction
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-28 19:00:58 EDT (#)
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Employees NEVER get the best of the service when you're on your break, nick.
Maybe they just don't like you.
They're not alone.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2008-07-28 18:22:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2008-07-28 17:09:24 EDT (#)
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The burgers have to sit under the warming light for at least three minutes before they can be served. Don't be so impatient.
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PWNT!
Also, I found this oddly entertaining.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-28 17:54:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2008-07-28 17:09:24 EDT (#)
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The burgers have to sit under the warming light for at least three minutes before they can be served. Don't be so impatient.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-07-28 17:09:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Oh yeah? Well I just found out that Wendy's made their jr bacon cheeseburger even SMALLER.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-07-28 17:08:51 EDT (#)
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Man poses as retarded girl; waitress takes him home, police say
Associated Press, 06/03/98 12:48
ERIE, Pa. (AP) - A waitress who felt sorry for the diner she thought was a
retarded 13-year-old girl now wants a judge to punish him.
That's right, him. He's a 31-year-old man who police say somehow passed
himself off as a retarded girl to get close to the waitress and spend a
night at her house.
The man is accused of adding to the ruse by calling the restaurant where the
woman worked and identifying himself in a high-pitched voice as the girl's
mother, according to police and the waitress, 20-year-old Michelle
McFarland.
Daniel Mundaniohl II, who called himself ``Judy Cooper,'' was charged with
misdemeanor stalking and theft and felony trespassing, police said. He faced
up to 13 years in prison if convicted on all counts.
``He dressed in unisex clothing and was able to convince a number of people
that he was 13 and a mentally retarded girl,'' prosecutor Marshall Piccinini
said.
A romantic interest in McFarland is ``a plausible reason for what he did,''
but his motives remain murky, Piccinini said Tuesday.
Mundaniohl had no comment and slammed the door in a reporter's face Monday
at his home in Millcreek Township.
McFarland said Mundaniohl was a regular customer at the Perkins Family
Restaurant where she worked. She said he dressed in jeans, a turtleneck and
a sweatshirt and was ``chunky.''
``It had us all fooled,'' she said.
Someone posing as the mother of the fictional ``Judy Cooper'' called May 15
to ask McFarland if the girl could spend the night with her, Erie County
Detective Joseph Spusta said.
McFarland refused the request, but the next day, the ``girl'' followed
McFarland out of the restaurant at the end of her shift.
``I figured, she's only 13. I'll take her home and call the police and see
what I can do,'' McFarland said. ``I like to help people out if I get the
chance.''
Getting no quick answer from authorities on what she should do, she let the
girl spend the night on her couch.
But McFarland eventually found a man's driver's license, a car registration
and mail in ``Judy's'' book bag. At first she thought the girl was carrying
stolen items, but eventually she and the authorities concluded that ``Judy''
and Mundaniohl were one and the same. The stalking charge stems from calls
that the man allegedly made to McFarland after the overnight visit.
``I want to see him locked up and put away for good,'' McFarland said.
District Justice John Vendetti has ordered Mundaniohl not to contact
McFarland and scheduled a preliminary hearing for July 2.
Submitted by BobSandwich (user info) at 2008-07-28 17:04:27 EDT (#)
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I wish for a turkey sandwich on rye bread with lettuce and mustard. And
-- and I don't want any zombie turkeys, I don't want to turn into a turkey
myself, and I don't want any other weird surprises -- you got it?
-- Homer Simpson
Treehouse of Horror II