Quadruple Bipass Burger!! Holy Shit (904 hits)
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Submitted by UCSBguy (View user info) at 2008-07-29 22:28:44 EDT
Oh wow, heavenly father forgive me for I have just consumed this monstrosity. Nay, I slayed it. I feel like my stomach has been stuffed with bricks and cheese. I would rather fall down a never-ending escalator for eternity that put one more bite of this meat pile in my quivering pie hole. For fucks sake, they must have hooked up a hose to this fucking thing to pump in all the hormones and meat treatments.
Let me explain myself. I had not eaten in 2 days after a long and exciting hike within the Sierra Nevada's only to arrive in Mammoth Mountain hungry. I decided to eat at a famous burger place.
I'm feeling sleepy; I think I'll go to fucking sle
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-08-01 08:51:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2008-07-31 10:33:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-07-30 06:13:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
This right here is what's wrong with America. Too many wooden spikes through our burgers.
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2008-07-31 10:33:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-07-30 06:13:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
This right here is what's wrong with America. Too many wooden spikes through our burgers.
Submitted by Judgement (user info) at 2008-07-31 06:31:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
No Comment
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2008-07-31 05:37:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2008-07-31 03:03:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
PS. BACON IS LIFE
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That looks fucking awesome. I think i NEED one of those burgers.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-07-31 03:43:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
RAW onions is where it's AT. holy fuck, i love raw onions.
hey DMD, i am going to Three Floyds tomorrow. too bad you can't join me.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2008-07-31 03:39:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
what kind of little nancy faggot likes grilled onions better than raw ones
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-07-31 03:05:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
bacon is SICK!
beef and chicken are pretty awesome though.
Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2008-07-31 03:03:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
PS. BACON IS LIFE
Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-07-31 02:44:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-07-30 23:13:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
seems edible to me.
then again, i eat dick.
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Way to state the obvious.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-07-30 23:13:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
seems edible to me.
then again, i eat dick.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2008-07-30 22:08:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You can't mix raw and cooked food? What are you talking about? Ever have a salad with a steak or fish or something? Good god.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-07-30 16:23:45 EDT (#)
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I can't believe the number of fags who can't take a little raw onion on their burger.
Do you guys still have mommy cut the crusts off your PB & J's?
Submitted by TheBrad (user info) at 2008-07-30 14:40:20 EDT (#)
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i want one. And raw onions are pleasantly crunchy on a burger.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2008-07-30 14:25:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by UCSBguy (user info) at 2008-07-30 13:24:44 EDT (#)
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And to be clear... For all those wondering how I ate it.... I ate it like corn on the cob
Submitted by UCSBguy (user info) at 2008-07-30 13:22:41 EDT (#)
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Also, who the fuck puts mushrooms on their burgers ffs!!!!!
Submitted by UCSBguy (user info) at 2008-07-30 13:21:21 EDT (#)
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You know what's funny, I think ill have another one for lunch today......on second thought
Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2008-07-30 12:02:06 EDT (#)
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Stoner's dream come true
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-07-30 11:05:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I dont know if I want to eat it or sleep with it.
raw onions are bad, I aggree
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-07-30 10:56:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I'm getting the Itis from looking at it.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-07-30 10:56:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
You fat fuck!
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-07-30 10:45:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
ungh, I feel sick just looking at it.
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2008-07-30 10:30:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Die vampire burger DIE!!!
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-07-30 10:21:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Looks decent, but you put fuckin onions on it. -1.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-07-30 09:37:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Not eating for 2 days is terrible preparation for a huge meal. You wouldn't be any hungrier than usual and your stomach would shrink.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-30 09:09:16 EDT (#)
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That looks DAMN tasty.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-07-30 08:42:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I had something on the level of this last night. It was a cheese-steak with ham, steak, muchrooms, onions, hot peppers, lettuce, mayo, cheese, bacon and marinara.
needless to say I felt guilty afterwards. But OH SO SATISFIED.
Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-07-30 08:41:51 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-30 08:36:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-07-30 13:32:20 BST (#)
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If you're no friend of butter, you're no friend of mine.
* I was just kidding about the orc thing-...what the fuck started that anyway?
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I said it, but you are just trying to start the nickname to be mean. Fuck off little boy.
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I REALLY wasn't, lo siento if you took it that way. It was meant to be light-hearted and unnoticed....
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-30 08:36:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-07-30 13:32:20 BST (#)
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If you're no friend of butter, you're no friend of mine.
* I was just kidding about the orc thing-...what the fuck started that anyway?
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I said it, but you are just trying to start the nickname to be mean. Fuck off little boy.
Submitted by Squirrelly_Girl (user info) at 2008-07-30 08:35:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Holy CRAP did that just make me hungry
Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-07-30 08:32:20 EDT (#)
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If you're no friend of butter, you're no friend of mine.
* I was just kidding about the orc thing-...what the fuck started that anyway?
Submitted by woolfe (user info) at 2008-07-30 08:23:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
raw onions and not real cheese.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-30 08:21:16 EDT (#)
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Oh dear, taters. You just got struck off my friends list.
Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-07-30 08:18:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Why would you blanch them when you can douse them in butter and add in some mushrooms and peppers?
You're fucking weird orc. Orph.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-07-30 06:13:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
This right here is what's wrong with America. Too many wooden spikes through our burgers.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-30 05:21:43 EDT (#)
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I love the onion, especially red, I just think it needs blanching first to take that rawness away.
I know I am right, I saw it the other day on Market Kitchen.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-07-30 05:17:02 EDT (#)
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Can't believe so many people are anti-onion.
When you have something that heavy you need some ruffage to keep from wanting to kill yourself until after you finish.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-30 04:27:18 EDT (#)
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Dear Jesus.
I hope you blanched those onions, and toasted your bun, I can never understand why people mix raw food with cooked food when it comes to burgers particularly.
Did you eat it with a knife and fork? I don't see how you could eat it the regular way.
Submitted by Scy_fy_junkie (user info) at 2008-07-30 03:49:19 EDT (#)
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You will most likely die fat and alone.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-07-30 03:20:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i dont like -2ing
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-07-30 03:19:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Urghhhh that looks disgusting
Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2008-07-30 03:18:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I feel full just looking at it! lose the onions and sign me up!
Submitted by UCSBguy (user info) at 2008-07-30 02:49:44 EDT (#)
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Oh god I don't feel so good...
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2008-07-30 02:42:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2008-07-30 13:54:38 EST (#)
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Gravy on a burger? thats fucking weird
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Gee, almost as weird as putting it on a steak or roast beef, right? Consarnit.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-07-30 02:26:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
too much beef. i like to taste the bread with my burger.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-07-30 00:42:01 EDT (#)
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you said "bipass", frued.
Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-07-30 00:29:25 EDT (#)
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Haha, or the fatass in me.
Or busting out of my seams......
(Is eating gravy and potatoes and chicky fry chicky )
Submitted by HateMudkips (user info) at 2008-07-30 00:24:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I would renounce vegetarianism forever just to have a morsel of that meatgasm.
Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2008-07-30 00:11:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
must be that Iowa shit
Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-07-30 00:06:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-07-30 00:06:04 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-07-30 00:04:35 EDT (#)
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Yeah...I have an absurd love of gravy.
I posted this mish-mash (Love of food real)
(Form of "poem".... mocking those emo assholes who think someone gives a shit about anything they ahve to say.) IT's like a -2, but I LOVE gravy...butter,....meat....taters...mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2008-07-29 23:54:38 EDT (#)
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Gravy on a burger? thats fucking weird
As for you cumming and loving meat.. I might be able to help you out in both respects
Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-07-29 23:51:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck the bun. Just, bacon, mayo, onions, gravy and meat. Mmmmmmmmmmm.
I seriously just came...........
hard. Damn I love meat.
Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2008-07-29 23:48:02 EDT (#)
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I agree, I hope the bun is toasted too.
Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-07-29 23:45:49 EDT (#)
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Not enough bacon.
Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2008-07-29 23:40:01 EDT (#)
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To many onions on that bad mama jama.
Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-07-29 23:07:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That looks SOOOOOOOOOOOO good.
Submitted by SilentRenegade (user info) at 2008-07-29 23:02:36 EDT (#)
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.....you must have had a lot of practice opening your mouth that wide...
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2008-07-29 23:02:01 EDT (#)
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okay.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-07-29 22:57:15 EDT (#)
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great effort!
Submitted by UCSBguy (user info) at 2008-07-29 22:31:22 EDT (#)
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Errr Bypass that is..