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Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-08-06 15:32:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

fag.

Submitted by UTOCKIN2ME (user info) at 2008-08-04 00:23:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Yozz hater= +1

an' hoo da fuck are you callin' anyone a fag yozz.
th' last time you squatted like dat you were at
the glory hole! = + 1

Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2008-08-03 22:26:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

SHIIIIIIIIT SON my wallet chain be havin' platinum and diamonds on it.. that shit so icey my leg get cold maaaang!


I did do a little drinking, just around the house tho. VA state police are the modern gestapo so I don't even go out anymore.

Submitted by PhillipTheGreat (user info) at 2008-08-03 21:21:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

i'm better, a tit

Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2008-08-03 08:57:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

All you need now is a wallet chain. Trailer hookers will be putty in your hands.

Submitted by NewGuy08 (user info) at 2008-08-03 04:25:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-08-02 23:42:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Why the fuck aren't you out getting shitfaced btw?

:::takes top off::::
brrrr.

Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2008-08-02 23:01:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Take our top off when you talk to me taters!

Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-08-02 19:08:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Well I was under the impression the legality of wearing 2+ shirts was pending.

So, I guess we'll have to wait for those results.

Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2008-08-02 17:42:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Are you going as 1999 for Halloween this year?

Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2008-08-02 17:29:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I was under the impression there is no saigon anymore...

Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-08-02 12:35:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by TheBrad (user info) at 2008-08-02 04:04:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

you are ghetto because you dress worse than a moonite and pose like an orintal whore.
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A "moonite" wtf ... a mooninite?

It's oriental you fucking twat.
Speaking of which, he needs to be diddling his twat-al region more to look like a Saigon hooker.

Submitted by TheBrad (user info) at 2008-08-02 04:04:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

you are ghetto because you dress worse than a moonite and pose like an orintal whore.

Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2008-08-02 01:47:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

lol u would

Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-08-01 13:50:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2008-08-01 13:20:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

How the hell am I ghetto? because I cocked my hat to the side? Is it the popped collar?

What do you think happens? you pop your collar and tilt your hat and a gang member initiates you in your sleep?

oh you wear your hat the same way we do.. welcome to the bloods here's your free 9mm and bag of weed?
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I would SO join a gang if they gave me a bag of dro and a free nine mil.



Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2008-08-01 13:20:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

How the hell am I ghetto? because I cocked my hat to the side? Is it the popped collar?

What do you think happens? you pop your collar and tilt your hat and a gang member initiates you in your sleep?

oh you wear your hat the same way we do.. welcome to the bloods here's your free 9mm and bag of weed?

Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2008-08-01 11:33:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

I enjoyed the comments

Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-08-01 04:57:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

you look like me, if i were a ghetto faggot

Submitted by woolfe (user info) at 2008-08-01 04:16:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

weedy, aids ridden cock muncher

Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2008-07-31 23:57:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

yeah its fucked up

Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-07-31 23:55:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Doodles is a wigger, too?

Haha, ok. Have you been on FB tonite? They fucking changed it all up. log on and message me.

I'm SO CONFUSD. (MY WALL IS MISSING :( )

Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2008-07-31 23:51:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

LOL yeah I definetly live by the G code! Yes, I was the one who wanted you to draw up the tat for me.

Doodles, give me some backround info and I will write a series about you

Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-07-31 23:46:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Only posts about me get positive ratings.

You should do a series.

Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-07-31 23:43:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Um, yeah.

That's what gangstahs do....I thought you would know that because you clearly live by the code.


You're the one who wanted the fucking back work, with the altar, right? I get confused.

Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2008-07-31 23:28:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

haha I'm not gangsta either.. what because I wear my hat cocked to the side and like to keep my shoes clean im some kind of gang member all of a sudden?

Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-07-31 23:16:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I own like 2... guess I'm just not ganstah enough.

Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2008-07-31 23:07:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm going to put on evrey shirt that has a collar that I own and take a pic.... WAYYYYYY more than 4 popped collars

Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-07-31 22:59:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Were you trying to see how many shirts you could wear at one time?

I think you won.

Submitted by PayMeLater (user info) at 2008-07-31 20:02:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Needs more bedskirt.

Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2008-07-31 19:58:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

simon who?

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-07-31 19:48:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

lol

you make simon look intelligent and debonaire




Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-07-31 18:14:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No words required.



Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2008-07-31 18:12:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I dont live in Richmond cocklips I am a Marine.. we tend to be stationed on the coast...

Submitted by Perineum (user info) at 2008-07-31 18:05:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

You fail, which is why you live on the southside where all the poor people live. Have a good life accomplishing nothing other than tricking out you 94' dodge neon.

Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2008-07-31 18:01:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I dont know about where you went to school... but where I went we were to busy learning about all of that "Math" and "Science" stuff to take a class on irony or sarcasm.

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-07-31 17:51:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2008-07-31 16:58:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I lost it to bomb shrapnel dick

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Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2008-07-31 16:49:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Sympathy +1 because someone stole half your ear
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That is actually pretty fucking cool. I would buy you a beer for that.

Submitted by Perineum (user info) at 2008-07-31 17:48:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

How you claim to have graduated community college without any semblance of understanding humor is beyond me. Do you not think I understand full well the ramifications of my username, cock tart?

It must be tough living on the south side of Richmond with all the other trailer trash and under priveledged government leeches.

Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2008-07-31 17:37:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Interesting name you have there.... do you lick them?

Submitted by Perineum (user info) at 2008-07-31 17:33:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Your face looks like you fell off a balance beam right into a bushel of cocks.

Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2008-07-31 17:31:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I still think yozz is gay. That better?

Submitted by Ejryuu (user info) at 2008-07-31 17:24:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

I was hoping for more entertaining commentary.

Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2008-07-31 17:05:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

whatever you say sumo bob

Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-07-31 17:01:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Looks like someone just bought back-to-school clothes at Mervyns latest White-Trash Sales Day

Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2008-07-31 16:58:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I lost it to bomb shrapnel dick

Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2008-07-31 16:49:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Sympathy +1 because someone stole half your ear

Submitted by Perineum (user info) at 2008-07-31 16:48:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

2 more collars, Chad.

Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2008-07-31 16:46:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Do your own legwork boss. I graduated anyway.

Submitted by Perineum (user info) at 2008-07-31 16:44:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

So what college though? I'm looking for CC's in the area and though that you might be able to proffer a suggestion.

Submitted by Squirrelly_Girl (user info) at 2008-07-31 16:42:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-07-31 10:01:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

turn that hat around and un-pop that collar you fuckwaffle!

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Holy crap! Fuckwaffle? LMAO

Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2008-07-31 16:41:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Nope, I am not in poverty either. Infact you can see EXACTLY how much money I make if you look up the US military pay scales for an E-5.. then add BAH

Submitted by Perineum (user info) at 2008-07-31 16:36:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

John Tyler or J Sarge? I'm going to go with John Tyler based on your obvious poverty.

Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2008-07-31 16:31:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

The kind that you can't get into.

Submitted by Perineum (user info) at 2008-07-31 16:24:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

What VA community college allows wiggers with Ansel Adam posters to attend their instution?

Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2008-07-31 16:18:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

LOL yozz what were you waiting around like a vulture checking this post evrey 2 minutes to see when somebody said something clever so you could tell me I'm burned?

look man, I know you want the dick.. I already told you though, I don't go that way. I'm sure you will make some dude real happy one day though.

Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-07-31 16:15:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Hey - I'm starting to enjoy this.


OMFG BURNED!!!! LOLOLOL


Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-07-31 16:15:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

OMFG BURNED AGAIN!!!! LOLOLOL


Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-07-31 16:14:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

And I'm sure in your mind you pronounced it "Toosh"

Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-07-31 16:13:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

OMFG BURNED!!!! LOLOLOL

Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2008-07-31 16:09:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

well arent you a clever one.. touche

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-07-31 16:03:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Turns out sound travels as pressure waves when atoms and molecules bounce off of each other. There are atoms and molecules in space and they can carry energy as pressure waves (or sound). They're just very well disbursed so the waves would be very, very faint indeed. That is why I thought you might use those giant satellite dishes on the sides of your hatrack to maybe help out. However, though I can clearly see that you've got the hardware to receive the signals, it is sadly apparent that you've not got the processing ability to do anything with them. Nevermind.

Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2008-07-31 15:47:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Sound requires a medium for it to travel through, It dosn't have that in space... what's that word? The one I was going to call you? ..... Oh yeah.. JACKASS!!!

OMFG BURNED!!!! LOLOLOL

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-07-31 15:43:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

You should know that the astronomers at the Hubble Space Telescope lab have had limited success and would like to know if maybe you can hear any echoes from the Big Bang.

Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2008-07-31 15:40:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Not true, My jeans are from Express. They fit, and I am not sagging. So from hips to socks I am not wiggerish

Submitted by Perineum (user info) at 2008-07-31 15:37:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

You have a touch of wigger on your entire body.

Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2008-07-31 15:36:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0


All I need is for you to admit that I turn you on a little bit Yozz.. admit it, you got a little wood didn't you? It's ok man.. I mean I'm not like that, so I'm sorry looking is all you can do. I accept your lifestyle though.


Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-07-31 15:31:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Whatever you need to get through your pathetic little existence.

Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2008-07-31 15:30:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I beleive by besting you in our little "lyrical battle" I became a winner

Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-07-31 15:29:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

But you're still a fucking loser.

Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-07-31 15:28:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Hey - that was pretty good.

Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2008-07-31 15:28:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

That man Yozz is a dumbshit
he could be described as a fuckwit
Herps on the dick from his mom
with a small uncircumsised shlong
He's bitter on the Ub
because he can't touch a boob


Does that work fuckface? Am I fresh, and Ill yo?!?!

Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-07-31 15:26:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Oh yeah - insulting someone's mom is a TOTAL BURN.

LIKE TOTALLY.

OH SNAP!













Ass.

Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2008-07-31 15:25:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Herpes is spread through skin to skin contact, when you were born your entire body passed through your mom's herpes ridden cum recepticle. That's how you got 'em, and still kept the V card.

Is it rooted in my stupidity or your own?



OHHHHHHH BURNED!!!!

Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-07-31 15:21:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

3. Yozz Is a virgin with a small, uncircumsised, herpes infested penis.. hence the hostility
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Ok, Einstein - how the fuck would I get herpes on my PENIS if I was a virgin?

My hostility is rooted in your stupidity.

Put that in one of your rhymes Vanilla.

Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2008-07-31 15:10:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

1. no I'm not jewish

2. My room is clean, the only thing that isnt folded on the left side is my green PT sweatshirt

3. Yozz Is a virgin with a small, uncircumsised, herpes infested penis.. hence the hostility

The herpes came from his mom... thank god I wore a rubber

Submitted by Judgement (user info) at 2008-07-31 14:50:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2008-07-31 14:49:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

'm back (I'm back)
School Choir: SLIM SHADY!
Eminem: I'm back (I'm back)
That's why they call me Slim (slim) Shady! (I'm back)
I'm back (I'm back)
School Choir: SLIM SHADY!
Eminem: I'm back (I'm back)
That's why they call me Slim (slim) Shady! (I'm back)
I'm back (I'm back)
School Choir: SLIM SHADY!
Eminem: I'm back (I'm back)
That's why they call me Slim (er) Shady! (I'm back)
I'm back (I'm back)
School Choir: SLIM SHADY! SHADY!
Eminem: I'm back (I'm back)

I murder a rhyme one word at a time
You never, heard of a mind as perverted as mine
You better, get rid of that nine, it ain't gonna help
What good's it gonna do against the man that strangles himself?
I'm waitin for hell like hell shit I'm anxious as hell
Manson, you're safe in that cell, be thankful it's jail
I used to be my mommy's little angel at twelve
Thirteen I was puttin shells in a gauge on a shelf
I used to, get punked and bullied on my block
'til I cut a kitten's head off and stuck it in this kid's mailbox
{"Mom! MOM!"} I used to give a - fuck, now I could give a fuck less
What do I think of suc-cess? It sucks, too much press I'm stressed
Too much stares two breasts, too upset
It's just too much mess, I guess I must just blew up quick (yes)
Grew up quick (no) was raised right
Whatever you say is wrong, whatever I say is right
You think of my name now whenever you say, "Hi"
Became a commodity because I'm W-H-I-
-T-E, cuz MTV was so friendly to me
Can't wait 'til Kim sees me
Now is it worth it? Look at my life, how is it perfect?
Read my lips bitch, what, my mouth isn't workin?
You hear this finger? Oh it's upside down
Here, let me turn this motherfucker up right now

Chorus

[Eminem]
I take each individual degenerate's head and reach into it
just to see if he's influenced by me if he listens to music
And if he feeds into this shit he's an innocent victim
and becomes a puppet on the string of my tennis shoe
{*vocal scratches*} My name is Slim Shady
I been crazy way before radio didn't play me
The sensational {*vocal scratch "Back is the incredible!"*}
With Ken Kaniff, who just finds the men edible
It's Ken Kaniff on the, internet
Tryin to, lure your kids with him, into bed
It's a, sick world we live in these days
"Slim for Pete's sakes put down Christopher Reeve's legs!"
Geez, you guys are so sensitive
"Slim it's a touchy subject, try and just don't mention it"
Mind with no sense in it, fried to get so frenetic
whose eyes get so squinted, I'm blind from smokin 'em
with my windows tinted, with nine limos rented
Doin lines of coke in 'em, with a bunch of guys hoppin out
all high and indo scented {*inhales, exhales*}
And that's where I get my name from, that's why they call me

Chorus

[Eminem]
I take seven kids from Colombine, stand 'em all in line
Add an AK-47, a revolver, a nine
a Mack-11 and it oughta solve the problem of mine
and that's a whole school of bullies shot up all at one time
Cause (I'mmmm) Shady, they call me as crazy
as the world was over this whole Y2K thing
And by the way, N'Sync, why do they sing?
Am I the only one who realizes they stink?
Should I dye my hair pink and care what y'all think?
Lip sync and buy a bigger size of earrings?
It's why I tend to block out when I hear things
Cause all these fans screamin is makin my ears ring (AHHHH!!!)
So I just, throw up a middle finger and let it linger
longer than the rumor that I was stickin it to Christina
Cause if I ever stuck it to any singer in showbiz
it'd be Jennifer Lopez, and Puffy you know this!
I'm sorry Puff, but I don't give a fuck if this chick was my own mother
I still fuck her with no rubber and cum inside her
and have a son and a new brother at the same time
and just say that it ain't mine, what's my name?

Chorus

[Eminem {*vocal scratching*}]
Guess who's b-back, back
Gue-gue-guess who's back (Hi mom!)
{*scratch*} Guess who's back
{*scratch*} Gue {*scratch*} guess who's back
D-12 {*scratch*} Guess who's back
Gue, gue-gue-gue, guess who's back
Dr. Dre {*scratch*} Guess who's back
Back back {*scratch*} back
{*scratch*}
Slim Shady, 2001
I'm blew out from this blunt (*sighs*) fuck

Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-07-31 14:34:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

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Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-07-31 13:59:01 EDT (#)
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clean up your room

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-31 12:27:26 EDT (#)
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Nice orbs.

Submitted by Perineum (user info) at 2008-07-31 12:16:27 EDT (#)
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You are a fucking fag and only 1/2 as cool as this: http://www.totalpardo.net/2008/01/31/4-popped-collars-cool/

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-07-31 12:13:13 EDT (#)
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You look like this Jewish frat boy I used to have a crush on. Are you him?

Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2008-07-31 11:56:21 EDT (#)
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lol why because it isnt a bass pro shop hat with a beer bottle cap and a fishing hook stuck to the brim?

Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2008-07-31 11:53:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

That might be the Gayest hat I've ever seen.

I bet you got a free bowl of soup when you bought it.

Submitted by Perineum (user info) at 2008-07-31 11:51:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This needs to come back to the front page just so everyone can tell you exactly how many cocks you are kiestering.

Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2008-07-31 11:42:02 EDT (#)
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I'm killing your brain like a poisonous mushroom
Deadly when I play a dope melody
Anything less than the best is a felony
Love it or leave it you better gain weight
You better hit bull's eye the kid don't play
If there was a problem yo I'll solve it
Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it


Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-31 11:33:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Hey, look...It's Vanilla Ice's widdle bruddah.

Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2008-07-31 11:14:47 EDT (#)
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I feel like i should do an icy hot stuntaz pose now, hang on let me get a bandana

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-07-31 10:23:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

God this is worse than Jeremy Kyle

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-07-31 10:19:53 EDT (#)
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i do hope this is an alter

Submitted by Harmon (user info) at 2008-07-31 10:10:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Nice pose there bleach-breath, is that how you squat over your boyfriends dick?

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-07-31 10:10:04 EDT (#)
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I pity the youth of America who never got to have a good laugh at the Icy Hot Stuntaz

Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2008-07-31 10:05:52 EDT (#)
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wow how did you even find that website lol I am definetly waaaaay less wiggerish than them

Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2008-07-31 10:03:53 EDT (#)
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Daddy was a marine too actually.

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-07-31 10:03:35 EDT (#)
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Holy Christ...you are Simon's more wigger-y cousin, aren't you? No wait...I know where I know you from...

http://marc.merlins.org/mirrors/stuntaz/

Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2008-07-31 10:02:50 EDT (#)
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they say its just a phase, you'll get over it and become an accountant just like daddy

Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-07-31 10:02:33 EDT (#)
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hey...wearing 4 shirts is no laughing matter

Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2008-07-31 10:01:45 EDT (#)
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No but I can hear you laughing at me fucker.. cut it out

Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-07-31 10:01:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

turn that hat around and un-pop that collar you fuckwaffle!

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-07-31 10:01:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-07-31 10:00:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

can you fly with those things?

Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-07-31 09:59:02 EDT (#)
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No Comment

Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-07-31 09:58:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Yozz - helpin' clean off the front page since 2007.

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-07-31 09:56:53 EDT (#)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hi4DEdUmA6A

Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-07-31 09:56:25 EDT (#)
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


Well let's call them, uh, Mr. X and Mrs. Y. So anyway, Mr. X would
say, `Marge, if this doesn't get your motor running, my name isn't
Homer J. Simpson.'

-- Homer Simpson
Secrets of a Successful Marriage