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Category: Romance

Rating: -0.19 on 133 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Sphagnum (View user info) at 2008-07-31 10:32:40 EDT


ManicMother
Method
Shlongy
Professor_Fuckface
Phallic_Cymbals
Danger_Ranger
ForensicGirl
Caulaincourt
Stagger_lee
Mudwhistle
SwampDonkey


See if you can guess what all of these people have in common.

The rest of you, stay out of my fucking way. Particularly you Oathmeal, you obnoxious, kiddy fiddling cunt.

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Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2008-12-03 01:02:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

You couldn't hurt a dead ant.

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-11-13 20:46:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-11-09 15:02:43 CST (#)
Ranking: -2

All this fucking contrived Uberdrama that you guys have collaberated on is making me nauseous.

Make it stop... both of you.

Apollo needs to grow the fuck up. He's been in more drama around here than urbane.



how dare you suggest i've collaborated with that fucktard, you fat prick.




Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-08-05 03:45:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2008-08-03 22:45:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

why does this have so many reviews? People like it when Sphagnum posts, get over it.

who gives a fuck about this idiots opinion? Yeah, I'm sorry for imposing this one on you, it was just too important not to.

clearly too many fuckwits - Clearly

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I'm sorry that it upset you so much, Princess.


Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-08-05 03:43:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-08-02 18:53:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-08-01 07:39:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Thanks Sphag, or shall I say daft primeval know-it-all cunt. Was this post inflicting too much happiness into your "turn the blinds down there's daylight out there lifestyle"?

Go to hell you useless unsatisfying stringy-coil-poo. You know the poo I'm talking about. The one that comes out less than a half inch in diameter and then winds up in the bowl like a coiled rattlesnake; after which you must wipe and wipe and wipe again, only to find out that wiping is completely useless; you actually need to take a shower.

That is like you, Sphagnum. You are the shit that sticks to our assholes that we must shower in order to be rid of.

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That was pretty harsh. How come I never saw that review??

I love it!

Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-08-04 04:01:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2008-08-03 08:45:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

why does this have so many reviews?
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well, asshole; you just gave it another review. So blame yourself.

.



Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2008-08-03 08:45:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

why does this have so many reviews?

who gives a fuck about this idiots opinion?

clearly too many fuckwits

Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-08-02 20:15:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

just kidding i love you

Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-08-02 04:53:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-08-01 07:39:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Thanks Sphag, or shall I say daft primeval know-it-all cunt. Was this post inflicting too much happiness into your "turn the blinds down there's daylight out there lifestyle"?

Go to hell you useless unsatisfying stringy-coil-poo. You know the poo I'm talking about. The one that comes out less than a half inch in diameter and then winds up in the bowl like a coiled rattlesnake; after which you must wipe and wipe and wipe again, only to find out that wiping is completely useless; you actually need to take a shower.

That is like you, Sphagnum. You are the shit that sticks to our assholes that we must shower in order to be rid of.

Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2008-08-01 07:17:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

OH NOES!

:(

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-08-01 04:46:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2008-07-31 22:59:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I've seen what you look like - you'd be pretty either way.

Goodnight uber.
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thank you ducky

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-08-01 03:22:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Good on ya Rob!

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-08-01 02:38:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2


No.

and...duh.


Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2008-08-01 00:10:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

What can I say; flattery gets you everywhere.

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-07-31 23:05:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

wooo weekend!

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-07-31 23:04:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Poor Crystle.

I know how you feel. This must be one of those weeks where everything goes wrong for everyone.

It's almost stumps so I can go and get on the cans and make the necessary preparations for next week.

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-07-31 23:02:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

eh - I'm lonely either way. I'll wait a few weeks and see if I get used to it..

Ducky, if I had your email I'd send a pic to you :-( don't mean to leave you out, but I'm for sure not posting it.

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-07-31 23:00:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Me too. 5 am comes awful damn early.




Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-07-31 22:59:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Don't be a bicth Crystle! If I said you look great, then you look great.

You looked good as a redhead, and you look good as a blonde.

Which do you prefer?

Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2008-07-31 22:59:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I've seen what you look like - you'd be pretty either way.

Goodnight uber.

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-07-31 22:58:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

eh - I'm inclinded to think that FG's girly hormones got the better of her. You know that instinct to always say someone else looks great, even when they dont..



is it better than the red, FG?

Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2008-07-31 22:57:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

See, now you have to camwhore for the rest of us.

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-07-31 22:55:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

OMG!!

CRYSTLE YOU'RE CRAZY! YOU LOOK GREAT!

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-07-31 22:55:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

hey I've an idea, how about the three of you JUST GO AND GET FUCKED.

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-07-31 22:51:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

and Br....Danger, you're the one always going on aboot my typos.


eat it

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-07-31 22:50:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

all you with names that start with B check yo emailz

Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2008-07-31 22:48:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-07-31 22:42:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

It was a TYPO crystle you unforgiving frigidor. and duck when you're as popular as phallic and I people NEED lists just to bang on aboot us.
__________________________________________________________________________________________________

You, as a non-Canadian pants-wetter, are NOT permitted to say aboot. It's been copyrighted, and unless you have the necessary permissions to use said word, it must be retracted immediately.

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-07-31 22:42:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Hmmm....you might have to send me a pic. You look great as a redhead, but I must see the blonde!



Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-07-31 22:42:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

It was a TYPO crystle you unforgiving frigidor. and duck when you're as popular as phallic and I people NEED lists just to bang on aboot us.

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-07-31 22:40:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

btw, i've gone blonde, but I don't think it fits

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-07-31 22:39:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

aw.. thanks to both of you!

Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2008-07-31 22:36:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Crystle doesn't need a list. She's above lists. I'm sorry that you're sad.

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-07-31 22:26:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Sorry to hear that. If I was there, I'd take you out and buy you drinks or something.



Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-07-31 22:16:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

eh - lot's of little emotional hits. Work is going great, but nothing else in life is.

weeeeeep

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-07-31 22:15:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

she is? Who's crystal?

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-07-31 22:15:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Wha happened Crys?

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-07-31 21:49:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

crystal is a virgin

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-07-31 21:40:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

and either start on me or don't - I've had a crappy week.

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-07-31 21:40:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

truf biluw

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-07-31 21:32:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

and a notoriously shithouse speller

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-07-31 21:27:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I never make lists. I am rediculously unpopular

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-07-31 21:21:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Pete and I are always making peoples great user lists, we are ridiculously popular.

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-07-31 21:11:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

This post has retored my faith in Ubersite... For now.

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-07-31 21:10:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-08-01 02:43:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2


I bet you don't care that I don't care about the fact you don't care enough to care about not caring about MY not caring.

PS - Your mom fucks.

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Didn't you leave because the pixels on your screen hurt you?

Yes, my "mom" obviously does fuck, how else did I get here?

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-07-31 20:48:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

:-(

Submitted by ArnieGeddon (user info) at 2008-07-31 19:43:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

:(

Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2008-07-31 17:52:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I should -2 you because I'm not on the list, but I love shit-stirring posts like this. You're welcome to try and kill me. I'm surprisingly easy to kill

Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2008-07-31 17:07:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

They're all made of a mix of fine bone china, mecanno and fudge

I care not for this mutual masturbation post

Submitted by Ejryuu (user info) at 2008-07-31 17:03:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Coming to this site for entertainment is like paying a hooker for sex but instead she kicks you in the balls and takes your wallet.

Submitted by Perineum (user info) at 2008-07-31 16:26:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Stupefied cunt below.

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-31 16:20:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You forgot 'unsuccessful and terribly retarded' in front of that Oathy.

Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-31 16:19:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

flirt below.

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-31 16:17:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Ah look, even when I am not here, you can't stop talking about me!

BFF!

<3 mwah! :) lol.

Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-07-31 14:51:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Ima keel you first.

Submitted by Replen (user info) at 2008-07-31 14:24:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

No Comment

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-07-31 12:43:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2


I bet you don't care that I don't care about the fact you don't care enough to care about not caring about MY not caring.

PS - Your mom fucks.


Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2008-07-31 12:24:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

My, my... someone's feeling a little small and misused this morning.
What's the matter, little alter, someone piss in your last packet of Ramen noodles?

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2008-07-31 12:20:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

"See if you can guess what all of these people have in common."

They're out of alphabetical order.

Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-31 11:51:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

HAHAHHAHAHA@beano




That fat little bitch is on a roll today

Submitted by Perineum (user info) at 2008-07-31 11:50:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Happy to be included in something other than doing house chores below.

Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2008-07-31 11:40:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Marge: What if he's crazy?

Homer: And what if he's not? Then we'd look like idiots.

Burns Baby Burns


Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2008-07-31 11:37:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Mommy issues below.

Submitted by Perineum (user info) at 2008-07-31 11:33:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Dyke hag, below.

Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2008-07-31 11:31:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

"Roid rage much?" made me smile. Nice use of alliteration.

Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-07-31 11:30:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-31 11:29:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

hahaha mudwhistle wears his name on his shirt hahahaha

===

?

Submitted by Darth_Famine (user info) at 2008-07-31 11:29:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Nobody

































Fukking



















Cares























At




















All




















-2 Die :P



Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-31 11:29:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

hahaha mudwhistle wears his name on his shirt hahahaha

Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-07-31 11:26:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

i thought the first 8 names on that list were broads?

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-31 11:25:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Not a bad list.

It's pretty close to my own list, although mine might have a few more broads on it.

Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-07-31 11:20:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Perineum
http://www.kropla.com/electric2.htm


Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-07-31 11:19:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Well it was almost 6 months between posts. It's been fun.

Goodnight cunts.

Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-07-31 11:18:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Humph.

Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-07-31 11:16:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

The picture/ shirt. It's like so totally cool. I like it anyway.

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-07-31 11:14:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Yeah, I'm currently having a conversation with you so I'm not surprised either.

Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-31 11:13:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

'Humor' is when people do or say things that make others laugh.




It's not surprising you have no fucking clue what that is.

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-07-31 11:13:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Depends on what kind of transformer you're using and what country you are in at the time.

Submitted by Perineum (user info) at 2008-07-31 11:12:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Is that 110V or 220V?

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-07-31 11:12:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

What's "Humor"?

Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-31 11:11:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Feeble attempt at humor below.

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-07-31 11:11:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

It's some kind of armenian hair dryer I believe.

Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-31 11:10:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

What's an alter?

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-07-31 11:09:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Actually, everyone hates it and I know that.

Good point though.

Submitted by Perineum (user info) at 2008-07-31 11:08:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Oh no! It's not fathomable that somebody other than Oath doesn't care for your cockamamy and infantile bullshit? Go fuck yourself :)



































































Retard!

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-07-31 11:08:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

And now you're arguing with yourself.

Roid rage much?

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-07-31 11:06:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I can't believe you just posted something with the same title as this and then immediately went and rated it negatively with your alter, calling yourself names that don't make sense in the process.

You are a fucking retard, Oathmeal.

Submitted by Perineum (user info) at 2008-07-31 11:04:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

two below

Submitted by Perineum (user info) at 2008-07-31 11:03:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Black and Decker tester below.

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-07-31 11:03:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-08-01 00:58:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Surely you meant 'raisin balls'.



Try wiping off the cheeto dust from your fat little fingers, moron.

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I was just putting as much effort in as you did, pimple dick.

Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-07-31 11:02:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-31 10:59:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Mudwhistle don't you have a Camaro transmission to go wrench on or something?

-=========

The door just jingled, don't you have some cell phones to sell?

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-07-31 11:01:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I know. I'm on this crusade to surround myself with positivity for a change but I still can't change who I am on Uber. It just wouldn't be fun if people didn't have an irrational disdain for you because of your inciteful nature.

I was hoping some of these new people would introduce themselves by saying something creative but I guess I dropped the ball by not providing them with a definition of the word "creative" before I got my hopes up.

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-07-31 11:01:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

what have i done? :(

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-07-31 11:01:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

if the moneys right

Submitted by Perineum (user info) at 2008-07-31 10:59:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Dick fluffer below.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-07-31 10:59:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

im quite impressed you had an epiphany Muddy.

Dont be depressed, you could always be short, fat and ugly.

Submitted by woolfe (user info) at 2008-07-31 10:59:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

so yes?

Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-31 10:59:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Mudwhistle don't you have a Camaro transmission to go wrench on or something?

Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-31 10:58:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Surely you meant 'raisin balls'.



Try wiping off the cheeto dust from your fat little fingers, moron.

Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-07-31 10:58:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

oh i'm totally depressed but its because I had this epiphany this morning on the way to work that I'm basically an unloveable asshole when you get through the facade.


it made me buy a pack of cigarettes.

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-07-31 10:58:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-08-01 00:53:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I never claimed to be able to play the fiddle.

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Do you get Orphelia to write your material for you, raising balls?

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-07-31 10:56:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-08-01 00:53:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

yeah I thought for sure WTH would be back at some point....I miss his sense of humor around here


fuck i miss any sense of humor around here

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I'm still holding out hope. There are only a few reasons I drop by here every now and then and that is one of them.

I guess I should probably be depressed by that but not anywhere near as depressed as the rest of you should be.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-07-31 10:55:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

good old corny and her elastic legs

Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-07-31 10:55:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

they all slept with Corn Nugget?




shit wrong list

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-07-31 10:54:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by woolfe (user info) at 2008-08-01 00:51:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

are you that tubby, annoying aussie? i forget

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How can you forget something that involves you having an emotional reaction?

That's like saying "Are you that woman I'm in love with?"

It's one of the most retarded things I've ever seen here and that's saying something.

Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-07-31 10:54:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Hellacious heat whoring.

Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2008-07-31 10:53:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

None of them pull punches.

Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-07-31 10:53:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

yeah I thought for sure WTH would be back at some point....I miss his sense of humor around here


fuck i miss any sense of humor around here

Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-31 10:53:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I never claimed to be able to play the fiddle.

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-07-31 10:51:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Don't be disenchanted people. There was certain criteria that was used to formulate the list.

If you didn't fit the criteria, you missed out. Anything that happened after that is nonsense except for the indisputable facts about Oathmeal.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-07-31 10:51:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

http://www.apartmentpilot.com/images/intro.pics/Post-it-man.jpg

or

http://www.enablebusol.com/assets/images/Post-it%20man%20cropped.jpg

Submitted by woolfe (user info) at 2008-07-31 10:51:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

are you that tubby, annoying aussie? i forget

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-07-31 10:50:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

ADHD. He'd show up, piss Shlongy off, then wander away.



Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-07-31 10:50:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Well I would have put you on MY List!

But im not a whiney fag (maybe a little)

no need for a -2

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-07-31 10:48:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-08-01 00:44:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

surely WTH should be on this list, or did you guys break up?

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I can't believe he never came back.

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-07-31 10:48:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-07-31 09:45:30 CDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Ummm... they all have 3 nipples?







Ew

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-07-31 10:47:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I forgot to put Jeanneee on there.

She's alright too.

If it's any consolation, I did think about you when I was compiling the list in my head and then I completely forgot about it come posting time.

My original picture was going to be a guy covered in tickets or post-it notes too but I couldn't find one.

Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-07-31 10:47:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-07-31 10:46:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

An Alphabetised List of Üsers You Couldn't Kill - All of them

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-07-31 10:45:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Ummm... they all have 3 nipples?

Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-07-31 10:44:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

surely WTH should be on this list, or did you guys break up?

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-07-31 10:43:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

My E-Popularity is at an all time low.

I think I might go and cut myself.

Hopefully this made somebody smile, preferably somebody else who isn't me for a change.

Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-07-31 10:43:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I don't follow




Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-07-31 10:41:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Douche

Nozzle

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-07-31 10:41:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-08-01 00:39:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

well technically you could add Squirrelly_Girl....shes already on a list

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Surely you and Method are over the whole alter thing by now.

Surely...

Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-07-31 10:40:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

thanks big guy

Submitted by Squirrelly_Girl (user info) at 2008-07-31 10:40:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-07-31 10:39:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

well technically you could add Squirrelly_Girl....shes already on a list

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I made a list? Where? For what?!

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-07-31 10:40:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Awww, you're so adorable.

Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-07-31 10:39:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

well technically you could add Squirrelly_Girl....shes already on a list

Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2008-07-31 10:39:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Fine then, fuck you.

Submitted by Squirrelly_Girl (user info) at 2008-07-31 10:37:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-07-31 10:35:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Squirrelly_Girl (user info) at 2008-08-01 00:34:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

That's not alphabetised... and you forgot to put ME on this list. :(

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Did you get windburn in your skull when you saw this post, Orphelia?

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Oh you're still on THAT are you? Taking up where Method left off? Would YOU like to make a wager involving poop eating?

Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-07-31 10:36:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Hey, if you're going to get mad at me every time I do something
stupid, then I guess I'll just have to stop doing stupid things!

-- Homer Simpson
Mr. Plow

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-07-31 10:35:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Squirrelly_Girl (user info) at 2008-08-01 00:34:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

That's not alphabetised... and you forgot to put ME on this list. :(

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Did you get windburn in your skull when you saw this post, Orphelia?

Submitted by Perineum (user info) at 2008-07-31 10:34:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

STFU!

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-07-31 10:34:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Well Guess whos birthday party I WONT BE COMING TO?!!?

Submitted by Squirrelly_Girl (user info) at 2008-07-31 10:34:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

That's not alphabetised... and you forgot to put ME on this list. :(


Stealing?! How could you?! Haven't you learned anything from that
guy who gives those sermons at church? Captain What's-his-name?

-- Homer Simpson
Marge Be Not Proud