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Wow dudes...what a fucking week. (1574 hits)

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Submitted by Apollo (View user info) at 2008-07-31 19:07:43 EDT


Wow. Dudes. What a fucking week.

On Friday Mel started to have what looked very much like a relapse, meaning the chemo hadn't worked.

Her left eye blindness was coming back she thought, called Hopkins and they sent her to a neuroopthamlogist.

They confirmed the symptom was back.

Which meant the MS was back.

I was on a course in Austin, Mel was flipping out and Hopkins wanted her to go for an MRI.

The MRI was Weds.

The wait was crucifying us, in the meantime her eye had come back to relatively normal and she was feeling better (MS is like that).

We got the MRI results this morning, this would tell us if in fact it was back.

Here are the results:

1. The previously seen lesions in the brainstem are less
conspicuously seen and may indicate treatment response. The
supratentorial T2 lesions are stable in size and number. No new T1,
T2 or enhancing lesions are seen.
2. The optic nerves and optic chiasm are unremarkable.


IT'S ONLY FUCKING WORKING!!!!!

Temporary setback as part of the nerve getting better apparently! Panic over, suicide pact cancelled.

Good eh???

Beers on me.

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Submitted by Gay (user info) at 2008-08-05 12:26:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Congratulations on the success of your wife's treatment. Good luck, dude.

Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2008-08-02 13:25:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Left Eye Blind. I love that band.

Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2008-08-01 19:19:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Good news.

Hope it stays away.

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-08-01 16:14:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

indo:

the fact that YOU presume to tell ME an A LISTER what uber is for is hilarious.



Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-08-01 13:18:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2008-08-01 09:16:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Glad your bird is better, and I hope it keeps going...


but for fucks sake man this is uber. You don't want some cunt mailing her a box of "MS" chocolates or some other stupid shit just because they don't like you.
---------------
but see that's the thing. we bang on about how edgy uber supposedly is, like 'rock historians' prattling on about the seattle music scene. All done and dusted. The majority of users on this site are basically normal - even you cap'n squarejaw, sure there's some arsehats and 17 year olds but time has wearied us. If Apoofo post's about the girl who's too good for him and a couple of snot-nosed kids and disfunctional dick muppets want to send him some chocky's - wtf, he's a grown up. uber's not leading edge, it's not even underground, at best it's.....eccentric. it could do without the orphelia's and kiwi's, but it's not bohemianetz.

still it could do without orphelia. and experiment.

HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII M AND LITTLE CAT B!!! jesus.

goodnight.

Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2008-08-01 12:56:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-08-01 12:34:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2008-08-01 14:16:32 BST (#)
Ranking: 0

Glad your bird is better, and I hope it keeps going...


but for fucks sake man this is uber. You don't want some cunt mailing her a box of "MS" chocolates or some other stupid shit just because they don't like you.
----------------------------------------------------------

This gives me an idea.....

:)

(Does he mean Marks and Spencers??)

Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-08-01 11:35:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2008-08-01 10:07:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Good?


Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2008-08-01 10:07:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Good?

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-08-01 09:49:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

mazel tov

Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-08-01 09:16:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

good news

Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2008-08-01 09:16:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Glad your bird is better, and I hope it keeps going...


but for fucks sake man this is uber. You don't want some cunt mailing her a box of "MS" chocolates or some other stupid shit just because they don't like you.

Submitted by woolfe (user info) at 2008-08-01 09:13:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-08-01 09:06:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Cheers!


Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2008-08-01 09:01:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I suppose it's good that someone's not dying but this isn't exactly the kind of entertainment I seek when I can't be arsed working.

Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-08-01 08:55:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Kudos mang, Kudos.

I'll be sure and drink a bottle of Jack this weekend in honor of this post.

Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2008-08-01 07:04:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Glad to hear it, Mister.

>chemo dance<

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-08-01 06:46:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Good news! Excellent.

Just in case though, remember its a murder-suicide, not a suicide-murder. It would be an embarrasing mix up to make.

Submitted by earth_collapse (user info) at 2008-08-01 06:11:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm happy things are going well.

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-08-01 05:21:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Non alcoholic please.



Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2008-08-01 05:07:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I REALLY care.

Meh.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-08-01 03:59:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Im really fucking chuffed for you.


In other exciting news Bristol City have signed Nicky Maynard from Crewe for 2.25 million.





Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2008-08-01 02:45:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-08-01 02:44:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


Good news.


Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-08-01 01:41:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-07-31 19:19:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Man. If Microsoft is this bad, it makes me think I might need to switch to a Mac.
======

You'll love it, and if you really want to continue making your life difficult, there's always boot camp.


Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-07-31 20:06:45 PDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Does that mean we are all going to end this shitty week with something good?
======

I suppose Bubba could always get cancer.

(cross your fingers)


Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2008-07-31 23:56:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2008-07-31 23:39:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

well congrats, I hope evreything goes alright.

on a side note.. fuck you you limey fuck!

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-07-31 23:06:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Does that mean we are all going to end this shitty week with something good?

It's nice to hear that someone's week got better.

Enjoy your weekend.

Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2008-07-31 23:04:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Happiness is happening in my brain.

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-07-31 22:56:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

good deal.

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-07-31 22:06:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

GO CHEMO WOO

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-07-31 21:54:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

is she bald?

i never fucked a bald chick.

only old dudes. they pay well.

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-07-31 21:11:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2008-07-31 21:09:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

What's a Mel?
--------
it's a juden. a boy one.

Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2008-07-31 21:09:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

What's a Mel?

Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-07-31 20:40:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

yay

Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-07-31 20:30:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm so happy for you guys... as cliche as it is, "I can't think of anything to say" that expresses how glad I am that things are going well. So excuse my lack of amazing comments as my joy for you.

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-07-31 20:28:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

HUZZAH!

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-31 20:19:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Great news.

Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2008-07-31 20:10:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

wonderful news.

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-07-31 20:07:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

well now, that's good news, old egg.

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-07-31 20:01:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Fuckin' A. Please forward my call of "well done" and my support to your S.O. Facing down a mighty illness is no mean feat.

Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-07-31 19:56:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Dammit. My whole "find devastated apollo/ become poolboy/ give blowjobs/ get included in apollo's will/ help apollo have an accident/ get RIIIICH..." plan has just suffered a minor setback.

Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-07-31 19:48:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

That's-a nice.

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-07-31 19:43:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

good!!
i need to find a guy thats willing to go through stuff like this with me.


not that I have anything like it, it's just really cool that you're there for her. And I want that.

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-07-31 19:39:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

god DAMMIT I thought fathead was going to top himself. party's off people.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-31 19:39:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Is she rich?

Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-07-31 19:39:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Good to hear

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-07-31 19:36:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

needs more emo. and bacon.

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2008-07-31 19:30:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

shenanigans

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-07-31 19:29:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Players we have signed:



Dyer
Bowyer
Woodgate
Bellamy
Duncan Ferguson



We sign criminals and scum

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-07-31 19:27:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

yes also its an outrage that barton wasn't sacked.



core duo 2. but this does melt my balls sometimes too.

if i've got it on the pouf or something then put it on my lap its hot as fuck, it's alright from a table to balls but not couch/pouf/ottoman thingy to you balls.




Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-07-31 19:26:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

That is if Barton is not in jail, if so it's Butt

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-07-31 19:25:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

We're looking at a line up of






Martins Viduka


Owen


Duff Barton Gutirez

Enrique Cacapa Bassong Taylor


Harper (or Given if he gets motivated)



at the mo - it's a bit odd

Submitted by PayMeLater (user info) at 2008-07-31 19:25:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Get over the cunt already.

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2008-07-31 19:25:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

BRILLIANT!

Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2008-07-31 19:24:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Huzzah!

Now where's my beer?

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-07-31 19:23:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

better than an ibook


Is yours the core duo 2 or original? Ive got the original MBP and I swear it reaches testicle melting temperature.

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-07-31 19:22:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

guthrie's a good player, i was disappointed to see him go.

no cunt can break through at liverpool it seems especially brits




Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-07-31 19:22:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

mac fo sho.

i've just upgraded the macbook pro added ram to 4gb and a 500gb drive.

the cunt is flying!

it was rock hard and scary as fucking changing the drive though.

macs are more expensive but they last forever, winpcs need renewing every three years or so or they are slow as fuck.




Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-07-31 19:21:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

and danny guthrie from you


think he was on loan at bolton last season






the new alan shearer perhaps?




Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-07-31 19:20:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Steve is immune to pancreatic cancer!

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-07-31 19:20:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Mac is the way forward!

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-07-31 19:19:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

We signed Gutirez and some u21 french defender whose name is too much like boumsong for my liking.

We're very quiet at the mo - hoping king kev signs a playmaker from somewhere. We need a new right and left back too.


it's all rather depressing actually

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-07-31 19:19:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Man. If Microsoft is this bad, it makes me think I might need to switch to a Mac.

Submitted by Perineum (user info) at 2008-07-31 19:18:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Wait, I just read this and it had a happy ending. Go fuck yourself, Leper.

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-07-31 19:18:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

a good season out of babel would be nice.

yes depends very much on ronaldo.

some big moves still to come though.

who've you guys been linked with?




Submitted by ahumblefool (user info) at 2008-07-31 19:17:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Apollo, any success after the battle we had with my daughters cancer is a good success. All my best to you and your wife. It is a damn hard battle

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-07-31 19:16:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Depends on Ronaldo staying leaving - the vile bastard.


Chelsea - not there I think. Unless Scolari works the oracle.



you'll be playing 4-2-3-1 I suspect - barry and mascherano in the defensive midfield - nice and tidy that and a good platform for counter attacking. Torres can obviously play up front on his own, and if you get one decent quick winger you may very well do it.

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-07-31 19:15:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

in response to forensic below

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-07-31 19:15:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

we intend to.

i got ma' sexy pants on

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-07-31 19:14:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

more than one good season jake.

kuyts good.

reckon we'll win it this year?



Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-07-31 19:13:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

the biggest best bit of the pasted report is 'the optic nerve is unremarkable' that was the one with a big lesion on it that was almost chewed through pre-treatment. she was v.close to losing her left eye for ever.



Submitted by Lib (user info) at 2008-07-31 19:13:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

O and I do want the beer.

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-07-31 19:13:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

but then so was bellamy.

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-07-31 19:13:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Is he?


28 and one good season.

He's better than Kuyt mind.

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-07-31 19:13:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

WONDERFUL NEWS!!!

You two should celebrate!

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-07-31 19:12:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

oh and we only fucking signed robbie keane.

great signing.




Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-07-31 19:12:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

lol




Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-07-31 19:12:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Quality


Have a newcie brown on me. If you are ever back in england i'll get the first round.

Submitted by Perineum (user info) at 2008-07-31 19:12:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Sympathy -2, hope your bird gets better.

Submitted by Lib (user info) at 2008-07-31 19:12:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Glad to hear!!

Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-07-31 19:09:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!


Dammit, I'm no supervising technician. I'm a technical supervisor. It's
too late to teach this old dog new tricks.

-- Homer Simpson
Homer's Odyssey