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what-what- (591 hits)

Category: Politics -> Republicans

Rating: -0.79 on 29 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by what-what (View user info) at 2008-08-03 03:08:15 EDT


I wrote something.

I accidentally deleted it while changing my name-thing on uber.
I'm pissed and bored and it's 3fuckingam.

It was about rape.
Rape is funny.
I take that back. Rape is HILARIOUS.

Rape is just one person not compromising. Of course women would claim to be raped at a much higher rate than men. They are constantly bitching and when they don't get their way they go absofuckinglutely ballistic. How is it that a person can act like a complete cunt and then throw a drink in your face for calling them the obvious?! Lunacy I tells ya!

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Asian chicks = fulfilling pedophilic fantasies since WWI
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Mandatory abortion should be implemented. I can't stand hillbillies and peoples hoo don't tok so good.
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Another Tampa fire truck today. I was the only car left at the light, everyone else went on trucking through. (IT WAS a green arrow, but holy fuck)
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The greatest jack-off is the one that puts you right to sleep.

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I took a massive shit the other day; I was very proud, it was the size of my forearm had I measured. Which I didn't. Because that's weird.
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My hillbilly boss has a crush on me. I can't look at anything else but his teeth boxing each other fighting over the price of land (gums) when he talks. He is also a skinny wigger. I want to drill his jugular sometimes.
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I'm really pissed I lost that.
All for a funny rape pic!!
(Redundant, I know)






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Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2008-09-13 06:10:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Dropping my hand from her hip, I thrust once more, shoving her off of me, and pushing her head into the pillows. I walk out to shower and tell her to get her shit and leave.

She's crying softly. If she didn't want to get fucked, she shouldn't have dressed like a slut.
I think she's just mad I beat her at her own slut-lympics.

Violate this, cunts.

Submitted by BobSandwich (user info) at 2008-08-27 16:48:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

who-who

Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-08-27 16:29:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2008-08-03 08:18:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

IN THE BUTT.


Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-08-27 16:07:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

wtf

Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-08-27 15:20:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Random.

Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-08-10 03:15:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

No naked pictures, I'm not trying to make the cameras cry dipshit.

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-08-08 20:15:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

shit

Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2008-08-08 19:46:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

send me a naked picture please... I have to fulfill one of those fantasies you were talking about

Submitted by FilledwithHate (user info) at 2008-08-06 20:50:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I think you had been drinking when you wrote this. I drink a lot late at night, so I have to respect that.

But I am pretty sure this doesn't really have a lot to do with Republicans.

Submitted by AshyLarry (user info) at 2008-08-04 14:50:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

3fuckingham Palace

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-08-04 14:42:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

why thank you, Fey.

and i like you.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-08-04 14:40:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Put your hockey helmet back on your head

Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2008-08-04 14:17:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

I like scourge.

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-08-04 14:03:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

you're easily the worst new user on this site.

the already slippery slope (slope, ha!) uber was on was basically lubed by your arrival.

i hate you.

i'd pay to punch you in the face.

stfu.

gtfo.

die.

Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-08-04 13:49:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I'm all for abortions. Post-natal abortions. Starting with you.

Submitted by BobSandwich (user info) at 2008-08-04 12:41:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Homer: Marge, it's 3 a.m. and I worked all day!

Marge: It's 9:30 p.m. and you spent your whole Saturday drinking beer
in Maggie's kiddie pool.

Another Simpsons Clip Show
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by far the shittiest keyboard mashing that you have done. Be proud of that tater.

Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2008-08-03 08:18:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

IN THE BUTT.


Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-08-03 08:00:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

you're a dickhead.

Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-08-03 07:39:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I can't say I read this tubgirl, but it made me think of southpark, so how bad can it be?

Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-08-03 06:09:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-08-03 06:01:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-08-03 04:15:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-08-03 04:00:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0



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Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2008-08-03 03:56:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

No Comment

Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-08-03 03:53:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

You should read my other mashings.

It's brain-rot.
I swear, I didn't want to post it.



Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-08-03 03:47:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

That's okay. I don't mind.

Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-08-03 03:44:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I kind of just pound on the keyboard and hit shit until other stuff happens....

AND LOOK WHAT HAPPENS?!?

Yeah, and it's like fucking 4am.

Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-08-03 03:43:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

yup yup.

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-08-03 03:41:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

You're a bit of a retard, huh?


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