football w00t (819 hits)
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Submitted by loki (View user info) at 2008-08-03 20:29:42 EDT
Am I dreaming, could it be an actual football game on tonight? Granted a meaningless one but it's FOOTBALL. I feel so cleansed from having seen Much Ago About Nothing just having this on.
and just think out best corner is already suspended for two regular season games for breaking a teammates nose
Oh these are troubled times indeed when a nose breaking between teammates isn't ignored in a boys will be boys type of way.
"O that I had been writ down an ass!"
and yet it is still summer, hence the surf board bruises, Shakespeare festival, and more importantly the Saranac beer varieties that are only around this time of year
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Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2008-08-05 17:38:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
noooo it's too early for football damn it!
Submitted by Lib (user info) at 2008-08-05 13:45:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2008-08-05 12:26:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
FOOTBALL
Submitted by vergedor (user info) at 2008-08-05 09:57:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
She a karate expert. She hikes continuously and plays with dogs. Yet, she has a double-chin and a huge ass that she always tries to hide beneath shapeless oversized baggy clothes. Something is wrong here!!! what do you eat to be obese in spite of all this physical activities? 10 lard sandwiches per day?
Submitted by zoobie2000 (user info) at 2008-08-05 07:00:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
football sucks
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2008-08-04 22:42:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
so let's me and you go track down george rr and make him finish some fucking books. what'ya say?
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2008-08-04 16:12:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-08-04 11:35:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I hate football. Football's for fags. You know a better sport? Hitting old people with folding chairs.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
It's funny because I just pictured myself doing that....wow
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2008-08-04 15:11:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
GO FOOTBALL WOO!!!
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-08-04 13:12:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hi, loki
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-08-04 11:35:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I hate football. Football's for fags. You know a better sport? Hitting old people with folding chairs.
Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2008-08-04 10:52:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Method's Mom also likes to hang out near watermelon carts because it's a great place to meet black guys.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-08-04 10:12:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Good grief...
Submitted by moneyshotforyou (user info) at 2008-08-04 08:57:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
loki=auto+2
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2008-08-04 07:41:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
!FOOTBALL.
YOU DON'T EVEN KICK IT.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-08-04 06:25:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You know what, ive never eaten melon.
Im a melon virgin.
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2008-08-04 06:05:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-08-03 21:22:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm going to give you a 2 because I haven't had a good melon all season.
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I haven't either. Nothing but mushy pulp.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-08-03 23:42:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
correct below
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2008-08-03 23:37:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
honeydew > cantaloupe
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-08-03 23:26:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
cantaloupe > watermelon
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2008-08-03 22:21:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
preseason already? where??!?
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-08-03 21:40:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm giving you a +2 because I'm a lil' high.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-08-03 21:35:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
melon based sexual pun
also, i had much the same reaction when i stumbled upon this game
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-08-03 21:22:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm going to give you a 2 because I haven't had a good melon all season.
HOWEVER.
Football fucks up my commute and makes asses out of every jersey wearing human on earth.
Still, unite the world through sport and blah blah blah...
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-08-03 20:57:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I was gonna give you a +1 but because of this:
twingst
you lost and get a bagel.
I'm sure you care.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2008-08-03 20:51:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
my my such vitriol and on a beautiful summer day too
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2008-08-03 20:48:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I simply must stop at random fruit carts out in the farmland twingst the beach and home. That gem was $3 US (I don't know what that is in funny looking L).
Submitted by Perineum (user info) at 2008-08-03 20:47:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
As hideous as you are one would think that you should bash that watermelon in your face until they are both pulpy.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-08-03 20:33:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sweet melon, eh.