Death Magnetic (299 hits)
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Submitted by Darth Bane (View user info) at 2008-08-07 06:04:37 EDT
Now i happen to be a huge metallica fan. Idk if any ubers have heard of this, but metallica has a new album coming out called Death Magnetic. Im not so sure its going to be any good. St. Anger sucked ass, so idk about this one. And if there are any more metallica fans who happen to be ubers than share your comments with me. Thanks
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Submitted by bjrog2 (user info) at 2008-08-07 18:52:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by STIXS (user info) at 2008-08-07 07:51:22 EDT (#)
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Your limericks were better than this, but I have one you can't top:
Helen Keller's pussy grew tight,
As she rubbed her clit late at night,
She tickled that gland,
With just her left hand,
And silently moaned with her right.
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You cant moan with your hand, silly
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2008-08-07 18:18:33 EDT (#)
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skank chav
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2008-08-07 18:17:22 EDT (#)
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skank in the UK
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2008-08-07 18:15:20 EDT (#)
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skank
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-08-07 13:21:03 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-08-07 09:42:58 EDT (#)
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leik idk my bff jill?
ARGHHHH.
if you are a Metalica fan you would not, should not, WILL NOT, use cutesy bullshit like, idk,lol, omg, brb.
As a product of the 80's who listened before that Sandman drivel and purchased "Ride The Lightning" when it was new, I here-by put you on notice.
THERE WILL BE NO FURTHER WARNINGS!
kthnxsby
fag.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-08-07 09:22:32 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2008-08-07 09:20:24 EDT (#)
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idk about metallicum and don't want to.
I'm more the hippie kind of flower child, beautiful people, yk.
I can't give this a negative rating because I'm a positve guy, even my bloodtype is A+.
Peace.
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-08-07 08:03:36 EDT (#)
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www.fuckoffyouuselesscunt.com just emailed me.
All is forgiven and they will have you back.
Bye bye then.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-08-07 07:55:00 EDT (#)
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Metallica the band is cool. Everytime I see them get interviewed though, I can't help but think the guys themselves are a bunch of assholes.
Besides, it wasn't Jethro Tull's fault that they won best metal album. They were as shocked as everyone else. Metallica still hasn't gotten over it however and they whine about it frequently.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-08-07 07:54:32 EDT (#)
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All music is terrible. IDK is non communication.
Are you some kind of communist?
Submitted by STIXS (user info) at 2008-08-07 07:51:22 EDT (#)
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Your limericks were better than this, but I have one you can't top:
Helen Keller's pussy grew tight,
As she rubbed her clit late at night,
She tickled that gland,
With just her left hand,
And silently moaned with her right.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2008-08-07 07:48:53 EDT (#)
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hilariously redundant comment below.
Submitted by sergeantslaughter (user info) at 2008-08-07 07:25:03 EDT (#)
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i cant dipshit
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-08-07 07:19:12 EDT (#)
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well go back to 1980
Submitted by sergeantslaughter (user info) at 2008-08-07 07:18:32 EDT (#)
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um....i do?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-08-07 07:15:45 EDT (#)
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WHO THE FUCK CARES ABOUT METALLICA!
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-08-07 07:11:44 EDT (#)
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http://sunboar.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/huge-metal-fan1.jpg
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-08-07 06:47:04 EDT (#)
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and yeah, they are victims of their own success. Go and pick beetroot, immigrant.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-08-07 06:46:20 EDT (#)
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keep you pants on, it is one opinion, wtf does it matter to you?
ok, they changed their style, into something more commercial, to make more money and appeal to the masses, which is their job, but not too my taste? better, you eatern european oik?
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2008-08-07 06:44:05 EDT (#)
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metallica did not sell out.
that is such a dumb thing to say.
they put out a lot of good stuff, which most bands can't top.
this including themselves.
running out of ideas?
key of E finally given all it can...
i dunno, but i wish i had 10% of thier musicianship so i could "suck" at their level.
sell out. they make music to earn a living. they "sell" records.
don't like it, don't listen.
they don't care, they're still gonna do what they do because they enjoy it.
no matter what any idiot may think of them or of their marketing choices.
Submitted by sergeantslaughter (user info) at 2008-08-07 06:32:41 EDT (#)
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Metallica condoms: protect your master of puppets while you ride the lightning
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-08-07 06:09:58 EDT (#)
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They haven't really been great since MOP and Metallica. they sold out. they all do, in the end.
Submitted by bricekrispy (user info) at 2008-08-07 06:08:59 EDT (#)
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Die, in a fire.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-08-07 06:08:41 EDT (#)
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Christ have you not heard of one post per day?