LOL Cat Crisis (NSFJM) (1042 hits)
Category: NoneRating: 0.68 on 40 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Linus (View user info) at 2008-08-08 19:03:07 EDT
(not safe for Jack McCallum)
User Reviews
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-08-16 16:29:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2008-08-16 16:14:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Should I take you silence as a no?
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2008-08-16 14:19:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Pretty please?
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2008-08-16 14:18:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Will you Marry me?
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2008-08-16 14:18:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2008-07-28 20:20:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This postt should hav ebeen titled - "Why I#m a friendless cunt"
even through my drunkedn blindness I am able to clearly identify you as a massive prickface.
and yes, I'll admit that prickface isn't that much in the way of a creative insult, but the you're not that much in the way of a useful human being.
cunt.
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Was it this error-filled drunken review that got your knickers all twisted up?!
AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
You have much to learn young Lionel, but together, we'll get there in the end.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2008-08-16 14:15:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
<ejaculates>
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2008-08-16 14:14:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+0.1 With ten reviews has far exceeded my expectations though. I think I'm going to come.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2008-08-16 14:13:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
AHA! YOU SEE!!
I CHANGED YOUR RATING BY MORE THAN YOU CHANGED MINE!!
I WIN!!
NUMBERS ARE SO MUCH FUN.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2008-08-16 14:11:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Everything you ever wanted to know about Linus
User id: 32893
Registered on or around: 2008-01-18 15:53:34 EST
# Messages posted: 28
# Reviews written: 1054
# Times these posts have been reviewed: 951
# Hits: 19996
Average rating of all messages: -0.52
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2008-08-16 14:06:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Bah, Uber takes Fucking AGES to update user data. Back soon to see the results of our experiment.
I'M SO EXCITED!!!
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2008-08-16 13:59:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
In fact, fuck this, let me demonstrate for you.
Everything you ever wanted to know about Linus
User id: 32893
Registered on or around: 2008-01-18 15:53:34 EST
# Messages posted: 28
# Reviews written: 1053
# Times these posts have been reviewed: 937
# Hits: 19950
Average rating of all messages: -0.62
Submitted by Zax (user info) at 2008-08-16 13:57:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
this is just meh
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2008-08-16 13:52:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*****APPROPRIATE USE OF THE MINUS 2, A LECTURE BY SPAMUEL SPAMSONSON*****
You see, what you've done there is spend a few minutes (10 maybe?) dropping -2's on loads of my old posts with the net result being that my average rating drops from 1.77 to 1.76.
It's a rookie mistake and an easy one to make to be honest, but do you see how inefficient this is?
But I have almost 80 posts and lets face it, you don't want to have to go through EVERY one of those and rate them because frankly that'd be a bit dull and screams of lonliness.
So what you REALLY need to do is learn to maximise your use of the -2.
A -2 on a post with 60 odd reviews has a very small effect on that post's rating and almost no effect at all on a user's rating.
A -2 on a post with only 2 reviews though (like maybe an ubermadness post)... well that's an entiely different ball game that is. That's where you can REALLY start to mix things up.
Just think, If you went back and -2'd everything I'd ever written with say, 10 or less reviews, you could potentially bring my average rating down to 1.71 or even 1.69!!
SUCCESS!!
It's also great to -2 evey post somebody has done that had a perfect 2 rating (I have about 3 or 4 of those btw) because those posts are REALLY important and actually MEAN SOMETHING.
Hope this helps you in your future endeavours.
Spam
xxx
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2008-08-16 13:35:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
bahahahahaa!
Cheers for the reviews dude! It's always good to have some old posts cycled through the MRR. Could you do me a favour and do the rest for me?
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2008-08-11 05:04:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Cat deserve nothing more.
Rip 'em up.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-08-11 00:43:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuck cats
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2008-08-10 11:52:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You probably just landed yourself on some FBI watch list.
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2008-08-09 16:20:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Disclaimer.
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2008-08-09 16:20:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-08-09 10:27:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2008-08-09 09:38:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ha!
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2008-08-09 06:59:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sweet.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-08-09 04:47:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
NSFJMcC would have been funnier
Submitted by TaK (user info) at 2008-08-09 00:43:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Wow. I'm so tired of rip-offs of rip-offs of rip-offs.
Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2008-08-09 00:33:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
clay kitten shooting:
http://www.richsalter.btinternet.co.uk/cks1/index.html
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-08-08 23:07:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm not scrolling down.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-08-08 22:54:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
As ever.
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2008-08-08 22:43:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I don't know why I am giving a positive rating to a post that's climax was a cat's asshole.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-08-08 22:35:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I found this post rather funny - in a sick sort of way. I mean this IS ubersite n' all - home of tubgirl, lemonparty and rapemadness.
Humor is a subjective thing, after all.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-08-08 22:30:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I most certainly am not Linus.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-08-08 22:27:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
wow berg, if you really are linus, you need to seek help.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-08-08 22:19:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
and it wasn't funny.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-08-08 22:17:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
squeee? tearimus? splortch?
You used these terms from ttom posts.
just because it's an onamotopoeia doesn't mean you don't give credit where it's due.
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-08-08 21:28:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What the fuck are you going on about?
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-08-08 21:20:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
BTW, I'm telling TTOM about this post. He's going to sure you for plagierism.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-08-08 21:19:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-08-08 20:27:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Not, uhhh, not that funny there champ.
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ummmmm.... yeah doodles, that's generally when you drop the -2. Why are you being so fucking nice to everybody? Did some broad actually let you bang her out earlier?
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-08-08 20:27:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Not, uhhh, not that funny there champ.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-08-08 19:14:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
THIS IS SO WRONG YOU ARE TOTALLY GOING TO HELL.
...and by wrong, I mean awesome.
Sweet photoshop skillz, eh.
Submitted by HateMudkips (user info) at 2008-08-08 19:09:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Made me smile (+1)
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-08-08 19:07:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
When I "read" one of your posts, all I can see is snot, Nose Picker. STFU