I am made of WIN! (852 hits)
Category: PoliticsRating: 1.53 on 35 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Darth Famine (View user info) at 2008-08-12 09:24:36 EDT
http://www.ubersite.com/m/115448
http://www.ubersite.com/m/116003
Well as you might remember I was ticketed for the most innane thing a couple of months ago.
The wonderful legal system of the state of Georgia not only sought to quash my right to
free speech, they also thought it would be a GREAT idea to refuse to give me a court appointed lawyer. This was a clear violation of both the US and Georgia constitutions.
I frankly could not afford a lawyer and didn't think that I should have to pay for one in the first place since this was about the most idiotic waste of public funds I have ever personally been a part of.
However all was not lost, those nice people at the ACLU of Georgia decided to supply me with a lawyer free of charge. You should have seen the look on thier faces, it was in fact priceless.
CASE DISMISSED ON CONSTUTIONAL GROUNDS!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Idiot cop laughed out of court.
Now, would any of you like to buy a bumper sticker?
User Reviews
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-08-13 17:08:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yes Ewe R.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-08-13 16:13:27 EDT (#)
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Right on, Darth. Fuck the man.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2008-08-13 07:35:34 EDT (#)
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You will love this...
http://www.ubersite.com/m/85401
-P
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-08-13 03:19:27 EDT (#)
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random dumbass ignorant comments
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-08-12 23:39:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-08-12 08:29:12 CDT (#)
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Too right! It is your constitutional right to be as white trash as you like!
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-08-12 23:20:39 EDT (#)
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FREEEEEEEEEEDDDDOOOOOOMMMMMMM!
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2008-08-12 22:57:48 EDT (#)
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+2 Justice System!
Submitted by gonefiguring (user info) at 2008-08-12 22:08:09 EDT (#)
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Good.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-08-12 18:52:32 EDT (#)
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Excellent, glad to hear it.
Submitted by Zax (user info) at 2008-08-12 18:22:16 EDT (#)
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you rock man
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-08-12 17:36:43 EDT (#)
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I thought you crusade was fantastic, I have no idea what the ACLU is, neither do I give a fig about politics, but I am pleased you won your cause all the same.
+2 well done you.
Submitted by Lib (user info) at 2008-08-12 16:43:41 EDT (#)
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Good news
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-08-12 15:34:19 EDT (#)
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....it makes you a liberal by default? Oh, the horror.
I'm no big fan of the ACLU, but like it or not, they perform a necessary function.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-08-12 14:08:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-08-12 11:16:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-08-12 10:56:13 EDT (#)
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Getting your case dismissed using the help of the ACLU is akin to sucking prison cock to keep from getting raped.
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The end justifies the means in some cases, does it not?
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Sure does. He didn't get raped. But you know how it is: Driving a truck once doesn't make you a truck driver, but you get one case dismissed by the ACLU...
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2008-08-12 13:42:23 EDT (#)
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That's what you get for living in Georgia.
Submitted by rodyarask (user info) at 2008-08-12 11:29:38 EDT (#)
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Good Job, man! Grats!
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2008-08-12 11:25:03 EDT (#)
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WIN?
You were assed out twice to go down tot he court house, and how much time did you waste on the phone?
I hate to say it, but unless you win some money you didn't win, you lost.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-08-12 11:16:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-08-12 10:56:13 EDT (#)
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Getting your case dismissed using the help of the ACLU is akin to sucking prison cock to keep from getting raped.
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The end justifies the means in some cases, does it not?
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-08-12 10:56:13 EDT (#)
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Getting your case dismissed using the help of the ACLU is akin to sucking prison cock to keep from getting raped.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2008-08-12 10:52:47 EDT (#)
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<3 the constitution
Submitted by cuberat (user info) at 2008-08-12 10:39:03 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by sw3953 (user info) at 2008-08-12 10:36:21 EDT (#)
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(head bowed and clinched fist in the air)
Submitted by BobSandwich (user info) at 2008-08-12 10:22:38 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-08-12 09:57:45 EDT (#)
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Celebrate with a DUI!!!
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-08-12 09:55:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-08-12 09:29:12 EDT (#)
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Too right! It is your constitutional right to be as white trash as you like!
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-08-12 09:54:55 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Gay (user info) at 2008-08-12 09:53:03 EDT (#)
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I just don't think I could be bothered missing work in order to go to court. You lost money in the long run. Either way, the man fucked you!
Submitted by Ejryuu (user info) at 2008-08-12 09:41:26 EDT (#)
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Impressive!
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2008-08-12 09:40:17 EDT (#)
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Good. Fuck 'em.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-08-12 09:35:54 EDT (#)
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Hey....go you!
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-08-12 09:32:24 EDT (#)
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consignal grounds woo
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2008-08-12 09:32:07 EDT (#)
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Are the Russians still bombing you guys?
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-08-12 09:30:05 EDT (#)
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i was sitting here this morning wondering "what's going on with random internet stranger's court thing about that thing that I can't quite be bothered to remember"
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-08-12 09:29:12 EDT (#)
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Too right! It is your constitutional right to be as white trash as you like!
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-08-12 09:28:53 EDT (#)
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There's a valuable lesson to be learned here somewhere. I'm fucked if I know what it is, but it's there. I can feel it.