Pork And Bitch - What would you be? (2757 hits)
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Submitted by orphelia - bringing sunshine to Uber (View user info) at 2008-08-13 08:04:49 EDT
Pork and Bitch, that would be my flavour crisp.
Crisps are a staple part of the British diet,and no other brand is more favourable than Walkers crisps.
They come in a variety of artery clogging, taste bud tickling flavours from the 'every day' - Cheese and Onion, Salt and Vinegar and the all time trusty Original salted, to the 'absurdly British' - Marmite, Worcester sauce, Pickled Onion, to the 'sophisticated' Chilli and Lemon.
http://www.walkers.co.uk/flavours/default.html?ver=high
Currently, they are runnng a competition to invent a totally new flavour. Up for grabs is 50k cash (that is like several million US dollars, right?) and a 1% cut of all future profits. Awesome, I'd be fat and rich if I won! I could buy Liverpool FC!
I haven't got a clue what might appeal to the public consumer, Britain is such a multicultural society: would I go for Polish Kabanos, or maybe Ukrainian Pickled Herring?
I think if I were to make the flavour based upon my own personality it would be a toss up between 'Trout and Lard' (not so sellable, I feel) or 'Pork and Bitch'. (Caul's affectionate pet name for me is 'Pork' and everyone else seems to call me 'bitch' tee hee).
What flavour crisp would you be and why?
(Oh yeah, and this post = no content).
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Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2008-12-13 09:29:50 EST (#)
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I miss orphy. Somebody stole her ball, and now she doesn't play with us anymore...
Maybe i'll exploit her again in a christmess tribute.Maybe.;-)
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-12-05 10:50:56 EST (#)
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hahahahaha
why am I not suprised that you said that.
spot on chap spot on.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-12-05 10:46:27 EST (#)
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Nah she made me cum on her tummy :o(
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-12-05 10:45:16 EST (#)
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whoa!
PUSH LASSIE PUSH!!!!
hee hee hee hooooooooo hee hee hee hooooooooo...
Isnt that spawn FJ's?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-12-05 10:37:44 EST (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-12-05 13:55:39 GMT (#)
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orphelia is also in labour. pass it on!
(the 11 month pregnancy draws to an end)
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nice of you to pop on to tell us!
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-12-05 10:04:53 EST (#)
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I'm offering odds of 2/5 that you'll be pregnant again by the start of 2009 ;o)
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-12-05 08:55:39 EST (#)
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orphelia is also in labour. pass it on!
(the 11 month pregnancy draws to an end)
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2008-12-05 06:10:38 EST (#)
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ophelia is a slore.
pass it on.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-11-25 07:40:59 EST (#)
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awwww the wedding story/pics are forthcoming I promise! actually its gonna be mostly honeymoon pics, our photographer is going to be a couple weeks until we get them! hows the baby situation?
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-11-19 13:11:27 EST (#)
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Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-11-18 11:09:22 EST (#)
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166 now 167 reviews on a post about potato chips.
serious writers forum.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2008-11-18 10:36:20 EST (#)
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psycho sour cream and onion
:D
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-11-17 20:49:36 EST (#)
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Thanks for the offer. I'm good.
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2008-11-14 09:50:54 EST (#)
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skanky chav
no retal -2 tho, i have more class than that!
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-11-10 08:33:18 EST (#)
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Can you believe that this is the first time I've ever read this post? I've commented on it multiple times, though.
If I was to name a chip, I'd call it Sweaty Vag. It would actually be a salt and vinegar chip, but I believe that Sweaty Vag describes that taste very well.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-11-10 08:31:26 EST (#)
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YES!
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-11-10 08:13:51 EST (#)
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http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=1006032909878
I bet this was YOU, wasn't it?
Wasn't it?!
WASN'T IT?!
;o)
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2008-11-01 17:44:03 EDT (#)
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Justice flavour crisps.
For a mouthful that packs a fair handed punch then tickles your belly in just the right place
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2008-10-24 12:51:20 EDT (#)
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You make me hungry.time to feed the animal.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-10-24 12:47:50 EDT (#)
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i like mini chedders, the barbeque ones, they are so sweet.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-10-24 12:24:18 EDT (#)
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Sigh
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2008-10-23 12:57:08 EDT (#)
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salt and vinegar ALL the way.
Oph - I'll (hopefully) never be back that often but my email is irishmerlina.at.yahoo.com if you want to stay in touch.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-10-23 09:04:42 EDT (#)
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suuuuuuuuuuuuuuure you will!
you e-mail like old people fuck! hehe
Submitted by NintendoCzar (user info) at 2008-10-12 05:10:51 EDT (#)
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i guess kindness is a dying breed.
Thank you, your opinion is the only one I truly wanted to make sure wasn't tainted in a year. It's ridiculous to mean so much, but it does. Thanks.
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-09-25 18:15:07 EDT (#)
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Good luck, be well, name you new kid after me!
Submitted by Nietzsche (user info) at 2008-09-23 03:23:55 EDT (#)
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I love you
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-09-22 07:56:39 EDT (#)
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I dont think she's an alter....
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2008-09-22 07:37:37 EDT (#)
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You really DO have you're umbillical cords in a twist today don't you?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-09-21 14:32:24 EDT (#)
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This post is awesome, hippy.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-09-21 13:48:08 EDT (#)
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My pictures are still cooler than this.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-09-21 05:30:26 EDT (#)
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You've got the gall to say that I submit links?!
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-09-18 07:57:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-09-17 23:42:44 BST (#)
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Is FJ on holiday??
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Yes, 2 weeks as far I know. Dinking off to a foreign country somewhere lastminute.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-09-05 12:39:53 EDT (#)
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well hello there dear.
where have you been hiding?
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-08-18 00:59:15 EDT (#)
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I got the "thank you for submitting a flavo(u)r" email, but I haven't received the "you're the 12,428th person to submit this flavo(u)r" or "amazing that no one else has thought of this flavo(u)r before" email yet.
Hmmmm.
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2008-08-16 06:07:57 EDT (#)
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I would like to see the XTC-LSD Flavoured Crisps in a nice lucent bag.
Anise and Tabacco would be me.
Anise and Salt could be the French Terrace or Pastis taste. I'd buy 'em.
The brand is Lays here btw.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-08-15 17:45:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-08-15 22:19:20 BST (#)
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First rule of being an Uber parent - don't ever say they are in the house when you are on the PC. You'll be hung, drawn and quartered, despite them being unconscious and not actually needing you.
mine is gonna be another boy. I hear girls are great - wanna trade over the holiday period so i can see??
Oh, in that case, carry on. I must say I find his 'general behaviour' (lol at that, you even speak like a daddy!) rather endearing.
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That other post doesn't need any extra heat or attention... and I WAY prefer handing out +2s. It's good for the soul.
hehe - yeah, I saw that you were getting grief for that a while back. She is zonked out pretty hard. I work from home on the computer, so it is rare that I am not in front of my PC for any extended period - but I'll keep that tip in mind for future comments.
She has been an absolute delight. 1 month old as of yesterday, and just as cute as you can imagine. She has been eating and sleeping really well - 3 to 4 hours at a time. Pooping like a maniac... and she is just starting to smile now - which is the coolest thing ever.
She's just awesome. Sorry, I don't think we'll trade on this one - but if the next one is a girl I'm sure we can arrange something.
When are you due to pop?
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I get grief for just breathing. I am doing a degree part time, I use the PC a lot. Plus, I am on maternity leave, my mates work, my kids go to school or club, what am i expected to do, clean??!!
Happy 1 month b day to her! 3-4 hours a time is good for a first child, they tend to be most troublesome. Waking just in time for feed and change is good. Hahaha, when they smile properly, it is awesome. All the milestones are so wonderful.
Sounds awful, but I am more looking forward to the older stage with this one. babies are old hat by number three, it gets more fun when they crawl and walk and stuff. Boy two is 19 months old but is ok conversation (if it is naming body parts, the teletubbies, colours or saying bugger) and has a shit hot SOH.
End of oct. starting to kick hard, and i can grab his foot now and then.
I'm glad you are enjoying being a dad. I bet you are a cool, doting dad. I bet you'll spoil her rotten :)
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-08-15 17:19:20 EDT (#)
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First rule of being an Uber parent - don't ever say they are in the house when you are on the PC. You'll be hung, drawn and quartered, despite them being unconscious and not actually needing you.
mine is gonna be another boy. I hear girls are great - wanna trade over the holiday period so i can see??
Oh, in that case, carry on. I must say I find his 'general behaviour' (lol at that, you even speak like a daddy!) rather endearing.
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That other post doesn't need any extra heat or attention... and I WAY prefer handing out +2s. It's good for the soul.
hehe - yeah, I saw that you were getting grief for that a while back. She is zonked out pretty hard. I work from home on the computer, so it is rare that I am not in front of my PC for any extended period - but I'll keep that tip in mind for future comments.
She has been an absolute delight. 1 month old as of yesterday, and just as cute as you can imagine. She has been eating and sleeping really well - 3 to 4 hours at a time. Pooping like a maniac... and she is just starting to smile now - which is the coolest thing ever.
She's just awesome. Sorry, I don't think we'll trade on this one - but if the next one is a girl I'm sure we can arrange something.
When are you due to pop?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-08-15 16:29:31 EDT (#)
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oooooooooooooh someone got an alter out for me! flattered!
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2008-08-15 15:42:48 EDT (#)
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Meaty pack, huh?
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2008-08-15 15:12:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-08-15 10:45:03 EDT (#)
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I sound like mariella frostrup.
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If this is true I take back everything I ever said about your Jaws-like vagina.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-08-15 10:45:03 EDT (#)
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I sound like mariella frostrup.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-08-15 10:08:15 EDT (#)
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when I read your posts and reviews I always imagine your voice sounding the same as eric idle playing a woman who has just tilted back an entire bottle of sherry.
is that accurate?
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-08-15 04:19:36 EDT (#)
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<3
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-08-15 03:58:08 EDT (#)
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I walked past a murder scene on the way to work today. And I had a really arousing dream about my cousin that kept me awake for hours after. Does that make me a deviant? :o(
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-08-15 00:40:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2008-08-15 05:35:56 BST (#)
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GET A JOB
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???????????
I have one, I'm on something called maternity leave. I take it a lot. I like children. Not anyone's, just mine.
It is 5.39am here, I have a like martial arts expert in my tummy and awful indegestion :(
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-08-15 00:38:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-08-15 03:37:28 BST (#)
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My, oh my, what have I been missing lately?
What's up Captain Crap?
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Good lord, I was gonna mail you before my move (no internet for a while) to see how you were! Well, actually, I was gonna accuse you of being a certain Scot, AGAIN, since your disappearance matches his!! But not really.
:)
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2008-08-15 00:35:56 EDT (#)
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GET A JOB
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-08-15 00:32:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2008-08-14 23:51:47 BST (#)
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Salmon n' parm.
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I read this as salmon and pram.
:)
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-08-14 22:37:28 EDT (#)
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My, oh my, what have I been missing lately?
What's up Captain Crap?
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2008-08-14 18:51:47 EDT (#)
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Salmon n' parm.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2008-08-14 14:14:49 EDT (#)
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I've already submitted like 20 flavors.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2008-08-14 14:00:55 EDT (#)
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If I tell them an American flavor that they don't have, would that count?
I'm doing it anyways.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-08-14 11:11:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2008-08-14 15:36:54 BST (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-08-13 18:03:14 EDT (#)
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Calling a pregnant middle aged woman fat! Oooh how original, you skinny anorexic skank! :)
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oh no you didn't, bitch! why are you so cranky?? did you run out of crisps?!
ps. i'm not anorexic..just tall and lanky..okay, and flat chested :(
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i like you, lady.
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2008-08-14 10:36:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-08-13 18:03:14 EDT (#)
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Calling a pregnant middle aged woman fat! Oooh how original, you skinny anorexic skank! :)
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oh no you didn't, bitch! why are you so cranky?? did you run out of crisps?!
ps. i'm not anorexic..just tall and lanky..okay, and flat chested :(
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-08-14 10:16:53 EDT (#)
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Yeah, well, you better, else I'll hunt you down and _____ your _____ing _____!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-08-14 10:03:41 EDT (#)
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Yeah, and I am skint. Gonna ask someone if I can use their old one later, no worries, I will mobile before the internet ceases.
I am VERY displeased of the lack of orph on this post. :(
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-08-14 09:56:17 EDT (#)
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Phone bust?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-08-14 09:55:04 EDT (#)
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Thank you!!
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-08-14 09:51:18 EDT (#)
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I'm celebrating your good news with tea and a mars bar. What a combination. That would be a great crisp flavour.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-08-14 09:31:13 EDT (#)
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Booze N' Divorce.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-08-14 03:21:32 EDT (#)
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'Pork and Bitch' made me smile.
I'd be spork.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-08-14 03:17:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-08-13 18:41:33 EDT (#)
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hahaha.
In answer to the question, I used to get Marks & Spenser gigantic assortment bags, and when I worked in a pub in Edinburgh I went through quite a few packets of Walkers.
I always liked spring onion, or cheese and onion. Great with a pint of Tennant's.
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Tennants?
You raving alcoholic.
Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2008-08-14 01:04:13 EDT (#)
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"Cornflakes and Cornflakes."
Submitted by chitowngirl (user info) at 2008-08-13 23:52:34 EDT (#)
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do you call them "packet of potato chips" instead of a "bag of chips"? Either way, not so good. sorry pals. chips suck.
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2008-08-13 21:53:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-08-13 08:44:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2008-08-13 13:39:10 BST (#)
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How about annoying and retarded?
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*your* flavour - don't try and be nasty, I am only trying to discuss potato snacks lady.
Seriously, myshit? I only clicked on it accidentally. I thought it was a new feature, like when a few months back, I realised if you didn't type anything into the Uber comment box, it automatically put 'No Comment'. All that time, I had been typing it myself, careful to copy the upper and lower casing, as I thought it was some kind of unwriiten Uber rule.
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Wow. The level of conformity this would require gives me vertigo. I hope you're joking. Didn't it occur to you that, by typing "No Comment", you and everyone else would actually be commenting? No? Oh well.
My crisp flavour would probably be "Tainted and Tampered With", and they would come in a pre-opened bag.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-08-13 21:06:10 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-08-13 18:52:22 EDT (#)
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I could murder a pint and some dry roasted peanuts.
Skrappy, I do really have a fella, but I have no recollection of how I became pregnant. Chances are, I was laying in bed reading Take a Break magazine, idly wonderng what to do for tea the following day and dreading the giant stack of ironing, when he swiftly lifted my flannelette nightie, pretended to reach over me for his reading glasses off the bedside table, and injected me with his filthy fluid. Such is being married...
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Well I'm married and those kind of shady goings-on don't happen to anyone in my house. Of course, I don't have kids, either. Perhaps it's due to the lack of flannelette around here, or that I don't use reading glasses.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-08-13 20:30:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-08-13 23:52:22 BST (#)
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I could murder a pint and some dry roasted peanuts.
Skrappy, I do really have a fella, but I have no recollection of how I became pregnant. Chances are, I was laying in bed reading Take a Break magazine, idly wonderng what to do for tea the following day and dreading the giant stack of ironing, when he swiftly lifted my flannelette nightie, pretended to reach over me for his reading glasses off the bedside table, and injected me with his filthy fluid. Such is being married...
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All lies!
You were snorting dessicated sperm in some weird new fangle fertilisation trial in some weird women's lib 'we can do it without a bloke' medical trial. Also for the greater good as we all know the human race is becoming impotent and infertile because of obesity and additive hormones in food.
Cue Orphy speak English Banj remark here.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-08-13 20:22:05 EDT (#)
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someone below mentioned this, but i'd like to clarify.
the reason us Americans recognize the Walker's logo is because they are owned by Frito-Lay here in the US, which uses the same logo. Frito-Lay is also a subsidiary of Pepsico.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-08-13 20:06:52 EDT (#)
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My two experience with Walker's:
Belfast, 1998, McGinty's Pub - "Shrimp chips? Weird. I want 'em."
Belfast, 2006, BP - "SMOKY BACON? Dad, gimme some funny money pleeeease I NEED BACON CHIPS and I only have a 2 pound coin left and they look cool."
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-08-13 19:26:55 EDT (#)
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"Girl's blouse"
I must remember that dig for Jack (and others).
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-08-13 18:52:22 EDT (#)
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I could murder a pint and some dry roasted peanuts.
Skrappy, I do really have a fella, but I have no recollection of how I became pregnant. Chances are, I was laying in bed reading Take a Break magazine, idly wonderng what to do for tea the following day and dreading the giant stack of ironing, when he swiftly lifted my flannelette nightie, pretended to reach over me for his reading glasses off the bedside table, and injected me with his filthy fluid. Such is being married...
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-08-13 18:41:51 EDT (#)
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Or Czjesuski, if it'll make your dad happy.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-08-13 18:41:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-08-13 18:08:55 EDT (#)
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careful, Jack retals people!!
you big girls blouse.
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hahaha.
In answer to the question, I used to get Marks & Spenser gigantic assortment bags, and when I worked in a pub in Edinburgh I went through quite a few packets of Walkers.
I always liked spring onion, or cheese and onion. Great with a pint of Tennant's.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-08-13 18:40:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-08-13 18:32:01 EDT (#)
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Really, I am single. I made him up.
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You were impregnated by an imaginary being? Name the kid Jesus.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-08-13 18:32:01 EDT (#)
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Really, I am single. I made him up.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-08-13 18:18:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-08-13 23:14:08 BST (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-08-13 18:11:12 EDT (#)
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I can't reveal my date on Uber, but I am around 10 weeks left.
It feels forever 'cos I kinda let the cat out of the bage straight away.
Ooooh, and it's a boy! I'm thinking Finley Beau.
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What a dumb fucking name. Your hubby? He looks like a dork.
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do you think so? it matches my other kids names. I guess they are dumb too!
I was gonna give him a traditional Polish name, my dad would like that, but I can't find one I like.
Not really my hubby. I yahoo imaged 'walkers crisps, and there he was.
my hubby is 6ft something and built like the hulk, 'ept fat instead of muscle. and not so green. and feet like a hobbit. He kinda looks like sam wise gangee in LOTR. lol
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-08-13 18:14:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-08-13 18:11:12 EDT (#)
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I can't reveal my date on Uber, but I am around 10 weeks left.
It feels forever 'cos I kinda let the cat out of the bage straight away.
Ooooh, and it's a boy! I'm thinking Finley Beau.
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What a dumb fucking name. Your hubby? He looks like a dork.
Submitted by metalbeast7 (user info) at 2008-08-13 18:13:57 EDT (#)
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What is that? Imitation Lay's?
Oh and youre not stealing my idea.
Arsenal FC will be miiine!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-08-13 18:11:12 EDT (#)
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I can't reveal my date on Uber, but I am around 10 weeks left.
It feels forever 'cos I kinda let the cat out of the bage straight away.
Ooooh, and it's a boy! I'm thinking Finley Beau.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-08-13 18:08:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-08-13 23:03:14 BST (#)
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Calling a pregnant middle aged woman fat! Oooh how original, you skinny anorexic skank! :)
That is my husband in the pic -isn't he hot!
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When are you due Orphy? You've been preggers for awhile now. Not like I've got any concept of time or anything though.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-08-13 18:03:14 EDT (#)
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Calling a pregnant middle aged woman fat! Oooh how original, you skinny anorexic skank! :)
That is my husband in the pic -isn't he hot!
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-08-13 17:34:35 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2008-08-13 17:08:32 EDT (#)
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if you were a chip, you'd probably eat yourself...fatty :)
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Then she'd never have to leave the house. . .
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2008-08-13 17:08:32 EDT (#)
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if you were a chip, you'd probably eat yourself...fatty :)
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-08-13 17:01:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-08-13 16:59:02 EDT (#)
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This is fucking stupid. Nothing personal.
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Nothing on this site is personal. Youse fucks don't exist.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-08-13 16:59:02 EDT (#)
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This is fucking stupid. Nothing personal.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-08-13 16:52:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-08-13 12:33:24 EDT (#)
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that was my carry-on luggage remember
i like worcestershire, pickled onion, roasted chicken, curry, tomato ketchup, etc etc etc.
tell me whatever you want from here and i'll send it. matter of fact i'll send some stuff you didn't know you wanted till you tried it.
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Did you ever use the chili sauce recipe I gave you? HUH?????????
Submitted by Lib (user info) at 2008-08-13 16:43:11 EDT (#)
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You are so cute I wish you were my daughter.
Hummus and olive oil.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-08-13 16:00:33 EDT (#)
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I have absolutely no idea what this was about. But for some reason it's making me hungry.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-08-13 15:30:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-08-13 20:27:46 BST (#)
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Everybody knows cheese and onion is green and salt and vinegar is blue
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Banj, you are right! KP and Golden Wonder did that but Walkers changed it.
You buy supermarket brands now, and they follow Walkers colour coding.
My son still wets himself when I say I fancy some prawny cock though.
And I didn't intend to hitwhore, I am actually trying to lay low.
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Don't feel shame on the hitwhore hun, its in your genes I fear. Aint no messing with genetics!
If your son knows what a prawny cock is, I'd say its time to take him out of Sunday school...
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-08-13 15:27:46 EDT (#)
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Everybody knows cheese and onion is green and salt and vinegar is blue
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Banj, you are right! KP and Golden Wonder did that but Walkers changed it.
You buy supermarket brands now, and they follow Walkers colour coding.
My son still wets himself when I say I fancy some prawny cock though.
And I didn't intend to hitwhore, I am actually trying to lay low.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-08-13 15:22:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia - putting the hitwhore in Uber (View user info) at 2008-08-13 08:04:49 EDT
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Oh yeah, and on the crisps question... I'm not sure I support Walkers total monopolisation of the UK crisp market. They walked in with all their big wig new fangle ideas and CHANGED THE COLOUR OF CRISP PACKETS!!!!
Everybody knows cheese and onion is green and salt and vinegar is blue. I can't count the number of times I've innocently picked a packet of blue crisps off the shelf only to be innebriated with the foul taste of cheese and onion. They may as well call it sweaty sock and stubbly armpit flavour!
Now Golden Wonder was a UK institution, they knew how to make crisps! Screw Walkers,
PUT THE REAL FAT BACK IN CRISPS YOU FUCKING MORONS! PEOPLE WHO EAT CRISPS DON'T WANT TO GET THIN ON FUCKING SUNFLOWER OIL WE WANT TO GET FAT LIKE THE PEOPLE WHO GO TO MCDONALDS!
And on that note, my crisp flavour would be Wank & Smeg with smeg in a sachet like salt and shake the only packet of crisps Walkers as yet haven't fucked with.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-08-13 15:15:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-08-13 10:37:51 PDT (#)
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i should also think about not blowing all my money on strippers and booze, but that's highly unlikely at this juncture. i will be hitting the strip club tomorrow for my birthday.
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Enjoy all the single mothers just doing it for "school."
I hear the strippers in Portland are amazing, by the way.
Tim's potato chips are tasty.
Submitted by PayMeLater (user info) at 2008-08-13 15:06:01 EDT (#)
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If they had crisps that tasted like Bubba's ass, McCallum would- oh wait.
So that's why Jack orders Pringles by the case.
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2008-08-13 14:33:43 EDT (#)
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Wotsits rule supreme.
That is all.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-08-13 14:18:44 EDT (#)
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then get your ass on a flight to the US of A. unless you're already over here. this will be my last time visiting a strip joint in Chicago. there's not a lot of them here and the ones that are here aren't that great. i'm moving to the promise land where the strip clubs are bountiful and totally awesome.
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-08-13 13:55:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-08-13 10:52:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-08-13 15:50:31 BST (#)
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Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2008-08-13 22:39:10 EST (#)
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How about annoying and retarded?
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I love this woman. Shame she doesn't write as much anymore. Good yarns.
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i read a lot of her old posts last week - i think she is an excellent poster. one of the best uber femmes.
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She's the reason Beano signed up for Uber.
Hidden... I'm hitting the strip joint with you!
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-08-13 13:37:51 EDT (#)
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i ate a whole bag of these yesterday and i think it messed up my taste buds for the time being. i can't even taste the salad i'm eating right now.
http://www.taquitos.net/im/sn/Lays-Kettle-SV.jpg
KETTLE COOKED RULES!
well good for you, O. i don't have a lot of stuff because i move around a lot and know not to collect a lot of stuff. hopefully i won't be moving for at least another ten years though.
my house is pretty sweet too. it's got 4 bedrooms, two with their own full bath and the jacuzzi tub in the master suite is awesome. i am thinking of adding another two bedrooms downstairs because half of the basement is unfinished. luckily the finished half is huge and already has a wet bar and room for pool table and full size tournament dart board, a music studio, and a movie theater. i need to find out how to procure real theater seats with cup holders. and i am ditching my 720p projector for a 1080p one. it's all about quality and video has to match the audio quality of the over $10,000 Klipsch 7.2 THX sound system.
i'm blowing money like crazy right now, so i guess the in-ground pool and hot tub combo will have to wait until next year, but all in all this is going to be a home fit for a king!
ok, i'm done ranting about my house now. i've worked my ass off and made a lot of sacrifices and smart decisions to get it, so i'm really excited about it. now that i'm broke again, maybe i should look at getting married to a chick that makes around the same amount as me. i dipped into my savings to get this house and my investments are doing two things in this fucked up economy- jack and shit.
i should also think about not blowing all my money on strippers and booze, but that's highly unlikely at this juncture. i will be hitting the strip club tomorrow for my birthday.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-08-13 13:28:00 EDT (#)
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orphelia post = instant heat on Uber.
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2008-08-13 13:11:07 EDT (#)
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I hardly eat any of these distastefull chips, but if they make sate/mayonaise it will be hard to stay away from 'm.
Your new home sounds great!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-08-13 12:57:47 EDT (#)
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Kettle chips are superior crisps, posh crisps. Some of those sound yum.
I am so hungry now.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-08-13 12:55:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-08-13 17:46:38 BST (#)
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congrats! i'm moving in less than a week. i can't wait. i hate moving because i do it a lot, but this time i plan on sticking around a lot longer. this reminds me... i need to hire some movers FAST.
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try moving 15 years of collected crap and all the junk 2 kids collect then tell me what a headache it is. I'm gonna drip feed stuff over the next few days, and the bulk of my furniture I am chucking out and replacing. This is a terrible idea though, and only adds to the headache of move day.
Ex, I will email you later tonight. Yes, moving to a village location and I can't wait to walk for 10 mins and have a high street! Three double bedrooms, three reception rooms! BLISS! The only downside is I have to leave my exquiste english country garden, I am doing a farewell post to it friday. I am digging a lot of it up to take, it has cost so much in time and effort, but I could still weep at the loss.
:(
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-08-13 12:50:52 EDT (#)
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i mean kettle chips.
lookit!
http://www.kettlefoods.com/our-all-natural-products/chips
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-08-13 12:49:45 EDT (#)
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ps: walker's should make a buffalo/bleu cheese flavour. kettle crisps in the US makes one that sends your tastebuds to spicysweet heaven.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-08-13 12:47:56 EDT (#)
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leaving sherwood forest?
well think of a list of things you want or spices or herbs or sauces (or sauciness) and you know.....email me sometime, long time no hear, and all that.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-08-13 12:46:38 EDT (#)
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congrats! i'm moving in less than a week. i can't wait. i hate moving because i do it a lot, but this time i plan on sticking around a lot longer. this reminds me... i need to hire some movers FAST.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-08-13 12:41:55 EDT (#)
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i prefer the idea of you having multi bags of crisps taped about your person and the 'disguised' with many layers of clothes. the heat of your anxious hot body forces the crisp packets to expand and as you reach the gates, they begin to 'pop' open spillling their flavoured fried potato goodness in front of armed airport guards....
I will do so when i move ex. I get the keys to my new pad tomorrow, 10 am when i sign for it, then I move offically on monday. no internet as yeth though but i will arrange it when i am on line again. YAY! i am moooving...
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-08-13 12:35:58 EDT (#)
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mmmm.... worcestershire....
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-08-13 12:33:24 EDT (#)
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that was my carry-on luggage remember
i like worcestershire, pickled onion, roasted chicken, curry, tomato ketchup, etc etc etc.
tell me whatever you want from here and i'll send it. matter of fact i'll send some stuff you didn't know you wanted till you tried it.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-08-13 12:28:27 EDT (#)
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Oh yeah, in exchange for herbs?!
cooking not smoking. :)
i forgot despite yur petite size, you were a Walkers mule ;)
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-08-13 12:25:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Gay (user info) at 2008-08-13 05:08:14 PDT (#)
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I'm still waiting for a package of these so called "crisps" to arrive :-l
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heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy i thought i was gonna get one too :(
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-08-13 12:01:40 EDT (#)
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*sigh*....Brits
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-08-13 11:59:16 EDT (#)
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/business/7557019.stm
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-08-13 11:56:20 EDT (#)
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beer and Parliaments
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-08-13 11:17:38 EDT (#)
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so there's no place here to get Brit food, BUT!
I'm going to Disney and can eat here. Anything I must try?
http://www.allearsnet.com/menu/menu_rcp.htm
http://allears.net/menu/menu_rcl.htm
http://allears.net/menu/menu_rc.htm
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-08-13 11:14:43 EDT (#)
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If they had crisps that tasted like Sico's cock you'd barracade yourself in the factory and never come out again.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-08-13 11:12:25 EDT (#)
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all this talk is making me hungry.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-08-13 11:01:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-08-13 10:53:51 EDT (#)
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mincemeat has no meat, just fruit?
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Time was when mincemeat was raisins and apples and pears and sugar and spices... and finely cubed fatback (think really fatty bacon). That's why it was called minceMEAT. It has since lost the fatback but not the name. For the good of all.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-08-13 10:57:09 EDT (#)
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Dill pickle.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-08-13 10:53:51 EDT (#)
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mince meat =/= minced meat =/= mincemeat?
I don't understand.
mincemeat has no meat, just fruit?
mince is hamburger?
This is why the world picks on your cooking.
it all sounds good but you have to figure out just what the hell any of it is first.
going by name alone I would be afraid to try anything.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-08-13 10:52:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-08-14 00:49:40 EST (#)
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man, that Sphagnum dude has been handing out -2's like crazy. i think he's been in a rotten mood for a while now.
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I only give credit where it is due, my man.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-08-13 10:52:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-08-13 15:50:31 BST (#)
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Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2008-08-13 22:39:10 EST (#)
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How about annoying and retarded?
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I love this woman. Shame she doesn't write as much anymore. Good yarns.
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i read a lot of her old posts last week - i think she is an excellent poster. one of the best uber femmes.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-08-13 10:51:24 EDT (#)
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i think he is kinda sweet, like a bad tempered, petulant child.
i love salt and vinegar crisps but only with a glass of diet coke.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-08-13 10:50:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2008-08-13 22:39:10 EST (#)
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How about annoying and retarded?
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I love this woman. Shame she doesn't write as much anymore. Good yarns.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-08-13 10:49:40 EDT (#)
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man, that Sphagnum dude has been handing out -2's like crazy. i think he's been in a rotten mood for a while now.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-08-13 10:45:33 EDT (#)
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Fucking loser
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-08-13 10:42:12 EDT (#)
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the USD is on the upswing again. you just wait and see. we'll be back to buying and selling Britain in no time.
i love salt and vinegar. i'll smoke a bowl and eat a whole bag. disgusting pig, i know.
if i were a "crisp", or chip as we call it in the land of NASCAR, i would be flavored with awesome and handsomeness.
oh wait, i already am!
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-08-13 10:41:52 EDT (#)
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Tuna n' Cheese flavour.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-08-13 10:40:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-08-13 15:38:58 BST (#)
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mince_pie
nevermind that sounds good.
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LOL dude that is mincemeat, not mince meat/minced meat. Mincemeat is a fruity jam used to make mince pies. Confused??
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-08-13 10:39:10 EDT (#)
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Ground beef or pork FALLEN.
What you use to make burgers and meatballs.
I just sent sico a huge box of British goodies, crisps, sweets, custard and jelly powder, tea bags... He sent me two varieties of Lucky Charms (not the chocolate one though, you bastard!!) We ought to have some knd of Uber exchange.
Hey, Ubers three most hated users are the top three posts on front page! It's a conspiracy!
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-08-13 10:38:58 EDT (#)
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mince_pie
nevermind that sounds good.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-08-13 10:38:40 EDT (#)
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Y'know...mince.
The stuff you would make a bolognaise with.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-08-13 10:33:53 EDT (#)
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50quid= $94 USD
what the hell is Mince?
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-08-13 10:27:43 EDT (#)
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CORN ON THE COB FLAVOUR!!!
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-08-13 10:27:24 EDT (#)
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Mince n' Onion.
Beef n' Horseradish.
Cream of Mushroom.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-08-13 10:21:46 EDT (#)
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I adore pringles, I could eat an entire tube in one night.
Southern fried chicken flavour is a good idea. Would appeal to the fatties.
Every serious suggestion I made so far, many people have already submitted. whoever wins will have to share the prize money with like a gazillion other people. You'd probably come out with a cheque for 50 quid for your troubles.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-08-13 10:13:00 EDT (#)
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Pringles had them for a while and some smaller regional companies do too but you have to search for it.
In Canada they are everywhere, like BBQ is here. Lays makes them but again, in Canada.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-08-13 10:07:02 EDT (#)
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Heinz has Ketchup flavored chips and Salt 'n Pepper flavored.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-08-13 10:05:15 EDT (#)
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I'm shocked that we don't have catsup chips here. We put it on everything.
I can pop over to Canada to get my fix if I need them.
although the most popular US chip flavor should be kool-aid and chicken.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-08-13 09:59:13 EDT (#)
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Hah! I just submitted a few flavours and Gary Lineker told me he 'liked it'. Get in!
Once, when I was watching Match of the Day, a Swedish striker called Martin Pringle scored for Charlton. After the highlights, Lineker smugly reported that it was "certainly a *crisp* strike from Pringle."
And that is why I love Gary Lineker.
Submitted by Gay (user info) at 2008-08-13 09:54:57 EDT (#)
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I don't think U.S. citizens can compete for this but I'd choose BamBOOZIN' Tequila Chili crisps.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-08-13 09:39:18 EDT (#)
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2!
Cinnamon and raisin crisps
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-08-13 09:38:22 EDT (#)
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That is a stroke of genius, I can't believe I didn't think... Sadly, it has been submitted a zillion times already. And bangers are pork sausages, mash is mashed potato.
pork pie and pickle maybe?? gammon and picallilly?
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-08-13 09:29:51 EDT (#)
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Bangers and Mash!!
I have no idea what those are, but I dont know any other Brit food names
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-08-13 09:18:22 EDT (#)
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Prawns n' Wasabi.
Brie n' Grape.
Ant n' Dec.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-08-13 09:16:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-08-13 14:13:14 BST (#)
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A really good flavour would be butternut squash, bacon and parmesan.
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Ponce.
Basil and Sage sounds good, I'd try those.
Steak, stout and onion?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-08-13 09:13:58 EDT (#)
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Whoa, there tiger, you mentioned the comp to me, the post was my idea.
Let's not fight in front of the children again, their indifference to domestic violence is worrying.
You'd be 'Sleaze and Onion' tee hee.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-08-13 09:13:21 EDT (#)
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I just enered the contest. As I am 'Merican and didn't give my real name I'll probably be DQ'd, but if Walkers comes out with Basil and Sage chips, you all know where they got the idea. Somebody over there will have to send me a packet.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-08-13 09:13:14 EDT (#)
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A really good flavour would be butternut squash, bacon and parmesan.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-08-13 09:09:52 EDT (#)
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"...a picture of my new widescreen, flatscreen, HD tv (that is why he left, I guess, to avoid me) and noticed my reflection in nothing but underwear was visible..."
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You can repay me for giving you the idea for this post by sending me this picture, doll.
Thanks.
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-08-13 09:09:42 EDT (#)
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Crisps turn me into a ball of fat, so fuck them.
Strangely enough I can eat pretty much anything else and not gain weight.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-08-13 09:06:53 EDT (#)
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I'd be Charm n' Cheese. Or maybe Smarm n' Sleaze.
You'd be 'Vanilla & Sex'.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-08-13 09:04:54 EDT (#)
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I am serious, myshit. Computers are not my forte. I once typed in 'No fuckin' Comment' and waited to be banned. It felt so daring. Oh well, haha though, that is easily done. I once sent Hurty a picture of my new widescreen, flatscreen, HD tv (that is why I left, I guess, to avoid me) and noticed my reflection in nothing but underwear was visible, but at least I noticed.
Muddy, there is a suggestion of duck and hoi sin sauce on there, I think that sounds yum too.
Em, you should see the teenagers I pass on the school run at 8am in the morning- munching crisps and fizzy pop. Makes me weep. I won't even give my kids Cocoa Pops unless it is a birthday.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-08-13 08:56:45 EDT (#)
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Per 25g Pack
CALORIES 133kcal
CARBS 12.3g
FAT 8.5g
SODIUM 0.2g
PROTEIN 1.6g
FIBRE 1.0g
Children should NOT eat crisps as much as they do.
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-08-13 08:54:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-08-13 08:44:38 EDT (#)
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Seriously, myshit? I only clicked on it accidentally. I thought it was a new feature, like when a few months back, I realised if you didn't type anything into the Uber comment box, it automatically put 'No Comment'. All that time, I had been typing it myself, careful to copy the upper and lower casing, as I thought it was some kind of unwriiten Uber rule.
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Orphelia... please tell me you are kidding?
HAHAHHAH .... I mean.. come on!
Just yesterday we had a lady post a TV on our works 'ebay' (called Trading Post and used to buy and sell items amongst employees)... she wanted to give the TV away for free so put up a picture to help offload it.
Of course, in the reflection of the screen you could see her sitting on the end of her bed in her bra.
I called shenns because NO-ONE is THAT stupid.
Now I'm not so sure.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-08-13 08:53:17 EDT (#)
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Actually a Teryaki/ Soy chip would be good
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2008-08-13 08:50:46 EDT (#)
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Also, I hate i_can_get_you_a_toe.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2008-08-13 08:49:57 EDT (#)
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I don't know what my flavor would be, but if someone made chips that taste like chicken tikka masala I'd end up gaining 10 lbs. in a week.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-08-13 08:44:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2008-08-13 13:39:10 BST (#)
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How about annoying and retarded?
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*your* flavour - don't try and be nasty, I am only trying to discuss potato snacks lady.
Seriously, myshit? I only clicked on it accidentally. I thought it was a new feature, like when a few months back, I realised if you didn't type anything into the Uber comment box, it automatically put 'No Comment'. All that time, I had been typing it myself, careful to copy the upper and lower casing, as I thought it was some kind of unwriiten Uber rule.
Submitted by woolfe (user info) at 2008-08-13 08:41:57 EDT (#)
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Chilli and Salt - big flakes of chilli, and huge rock salt hanging off every crisp
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-08-13 08:41:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-08-13 08:30:53 EDT (#)
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When did the 'other stuff' thingy get put on uber?
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It's been there forever.
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2008-08-13 08:39:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
How about annoying and retarded?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-08-13 08:33:31 EDT (#)
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cumin
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-08-13 08:32:38 EDT (#)
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Currently, they are runnng a competition to invent a totally new flavour. Up for grabs is 50k cash (that is like several million US dollars, right?) and a 1% cut of all future profits.
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that is a fucking awesome comp. can you enter me in for salt and pepper and if thats already done then add some other spice for me.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-08-13 08:30:53 EDT (#)
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When did the 'other stuff' thingy get put on uber?
Hey Sgt H :)
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-08-13 08:29:16 EDT (#)
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I would be Herr's Kettle Fried thick cut chips.
they're the absolute best.
hello Dear.
Submitted by bullslinebacker (user info) at 2008-08-13 08:28:21 EDT (#)
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What about.....
-2 Flavour
It would be an Uber special.
This post made me kick a child.
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2008-08-13 08:21:07 EDT (#)
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beer and peanut flavoured
call it oakland orange
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-08-13 08:21:03 EDT (#)
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Dammit Skrap. It's too early to make up twat words.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-08-13 08:18:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-08-13 08:16:16 EDT (#)
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Oooo! That cucumber sauce used on gyros. THAT would make an awesome flavor (flavour to you).
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Twatziki?*
*stolen
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-08-13 08:18:14 EDT (#)
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I'd be Auto Assimilation flavor and I'd instantly change to whatever flavor you wanted at that moment.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-08-13 08:16:28 EDT (#)
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I'd be Prime Rib and Awesome flavor.
Nah, who am I kidding?
I'd be Old and In The Way flavor.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-08-13 08:16:16 EDT (#)
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Oooo! That cucumber sauce used on gyros. THAT would make an awesome flavor (flavour to you).
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-08-13 08:16:00 EDT (#)
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Id choose Coley flavoured crisps
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-08-13 08:10:43 EDT (#)
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Proof that America owns everything.....Walkers is owned by Frito Lay which is owned by Pepsico
In the US Walkers is "Lays" the logo is even the same
I'd rather get "Lay"ed than Walked on
http://www.zlimmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/lays-potato-chips-regular.jpg
Submitted by Gay (user info) at 2008-08-13 08:08:14 EDT (#)
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I'm still waiting for a package of these so called "crisps" to arrive :-l
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-08-13 08:08:02 EDT (#)
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Sunday Roast flavoured.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-08-13 08:06:02 EDT (#)
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Oh yeah, and BIG thanks to FJ who pointed the competition out to me. :)