The Uber Express - Wednesday, 1st October 2008 (1023 hits)
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Submitted by JesterLilt (View user info) at 2008-10-01 18:36:14 EDT
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Submitted by Nigeyboy666 (user info) at 2008-11-05 10:56:56 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by dr_weazel (user info) at 2008-10-23 04:14:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by jennaration (user info) at 2008-10-23 04:13:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by bricekrispy (user info) at 2008-10-23 04:12:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-10-12 18:27:50 EDT (#)
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Submitted by branimal_08 (user info) at 2008-10-12 22:58:26 BST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by jennaration (user info) at 2008-10-23 04:13:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by bricekrispy (user info) at 2008-10-23 04:12:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-10-12 18:27:50 EDT (#)
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Submitted by branimal_08 (user info) at 2008-10-12 22:58:26 BST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by bricekrispy (user info) at 2008-10-23 04:12:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-10-12 18:27:50 EDT (#)
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Submitted by branimal_08 (user info) at 2008-10-12 22:58:26 BST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-10-12 18:27:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by branimal_08 (user info) at 2008-10-12 22:58:26 BST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by branimal_08 (user info) at 2008-10-12 17:58:26 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-10-11 19:31:05 EDT (#)
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Jeez, woman! What did you do to piss these people off???
Submitted by psikosismc (user info) at 2008-10-11 14:47:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-10-10 13:56:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-10-06 08:22:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-10-06 02:39:28 BST (#)
Ranking: -2
This was fucking stupid...a bunch of Uber D-Listers.
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Haha, like I'd take any rating you dish out seriously. You rate it -2 because its me, not for any other reason although you've inadvertently favourably rated a couple of my posts now when you've not known they're me. Same goes for that stupid Beano ass wipe.
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She can't get enough of the Beanster.
Submitted by weather (user info) at 2008-10-07 09:54:45 EDT (#)
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Posting about uber? Groundbreaking!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-10-06 13:51:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I rate everyone fairly and equitably, you fucking piglet.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-10-06 08:22:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-10-06 02:39:28 BST (#)
Ranking: -2
This was fucking stupid...a bunch of Uber D-Listers.
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Haha, like I'd take any rating you dish out seriously. You rate it -2 because its me, not for any other reason although you've inadvertently favourably rated a couple of my posts now when you've not known they're me. Same goes for that stupid Beano ass wipe.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-10-05 22:17:32 EDT (#)
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Not at all below.
You're below the people in this post.
Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2008-10-05 21:57:58 EDT (#)
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If They are Uber D listers what list am I on? im thinking at least B+
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-10-05 21:39:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This was fucking stupid...a bunch of Uber D-Listers.
Submitted by hellish (user info) at 2008-10-04 02:09:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-10-03 15:01:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-10-02 19:54:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-10-03 00:16:39 BST (#)
Ranking: -2
Design. Failed.
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You total nob jockey! I never professed to being a designer now did I? In fact, if you see below I'm pretty openly honest about the cock ups, my lack of attention to detail, lack of patience and my rudimentary skills! Fuck me, after 4 years studying seemingly striving to be some kind of designer but secretly jacking off to half starved vegan emos I would expect you to be much better mooseman.
For that, I hope you fall on a testicle this weekend and it really hurts.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-10-02 19:16:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Design. Failed.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-10-02 16:38:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-10-02 17:29:52 BST (#)
Ranking: -2
Wow, that's some good hate there, Shrek! You really got me! Just because you're genetically defective and can hunt wild game while playing a quick game of cricket with your equally dry, boring friends thanks to your bionic lazy eye, doesn't mean you have to take it out on me.
You can continue to hate me, though, if it adds some sort of meaning to your dreary, miserable existence. You're so fucking pathetic, I almost feel sorry for you! Go drown your sorrows in another pint at the pub, you mannish bitch
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I just fancied dealing some hate you fucking useless fraggle lover. I mean, if this is what you get off on because not even the one legged eye patch wearing tard down the street will suck your cock... Hating you adds meaning to your life, this is like charity for me dealing venom to such a worthless fuck up.
If there were Big Issues for sad lonely cunts, you would be their top salesman.
Submitted by write-of-way (user info) at 2008-10-02 15:23:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
First round voting ends Friday at midnight!
Give them a read even if they won by forfeit, there's some really good stuff.
icarus1987: Gargoyle http://www.ubersite.com/m/118950
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Impassive-Digressive: The Gargoyle http://www.ubersite.com/m/118922
stardamage: Floorboards http://www.ubersite.com/m/118960
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Ahumblefool: Floorboards http://www.ubersite.com/m/118981
Fungah: Like Unto Stone http://www.ubersite.com/m/119028
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JoeyG: Heartstarter http://www.ubersite.com/m/119012
inion_de_trua: the blizzard http://www.ubersite.com/m/119033
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Jack_McCallum: The Blizzard http://www.ubersite.com/m/118987
Hornet: The Nest http://www.ubersite.com/m/118982
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Gonefiguring: The Nest http://www.ubersite.com/m/119029
Brian_Johns: The Unspoken http://www.ubersite.com/m/118961
Brdn_Nkd: Under Glass http://www.ubersite.com/m/118973
Squirrelly_Girl: Who Killed the Chokomut Loving Zombie and Why? http://www.ubersite.com/m/118945
Snark: Brick by Brick http://www.ubersite.com/m/119032
Whiskeyjack: Needles http://www.ubersite.com/m/118983
Desz: Duel http://www.ubersite.com/m/118989
Sandmantate: Burning Eyes http://www.ubersite.com/m/118997
NintendoCzar: Made to be Broken http://www.ubersite.com/m/119021
Frankthebear: Pearls Of Wisdom http://www.ubersite.com/m/118941
Submitted by Replen (user info) at 2008-10-02 13:51:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
For the effort.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-10-02 12:29:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Wow, that's some good hate there, Shrek! You really got me! Just because you're genetically defective and can hunt wild game while playing a quick game of cricket with your equally dry, boring friends thanks to your bionic lazy eye, doesn't mean you have to take it out on me.
You can continue to hate me, though, if it adds some sort of meaning to your dreary, miserable existence. You're so fucking pathetic, I almost feel sorry for you! Go drown your sorrows in another pint at the pub, you mannish bitch
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-10-02 12:12:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hahahahaha!!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-10-02 11:59:12 EDT (#)
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Lordy, Banj, he only said it was far too british for his tastes.
Anyway, I thought the googly eyes cunt insult was my pet name, Method?
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-10-02 11:56:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-10-02 15:32:58 BST (#)
Ranking: -2
Way too british for my tastes, you stupid googly-eyed stunned cunt
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Holy shit I about fell off my chair laughing you bovril loving, fudge packing arse bandit. You've become like that old stagnant person in the corner past his sell by date. People pretend to listen to you but we're actually cringing in disdain and holding our noses to block the putrid piss smells coming from your festering hardy lardy body.
In a nutshell, fuck you dickhead.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-10-02 11:53:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Astonishingly good.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-10-02 11:16:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-10-02 15:48:14 BST (#)
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http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e92/nagikokiyohara/MOAR.jpg
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That cake is very badly iced indeed.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-10-02 10:59:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Emission Impossible, professional clown..."
HAH!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-10-02 10:56:54 EDT (#)
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SUCK MY UDDERS!
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-10-02 10:51:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-10-02 15:48:14 BST (#)
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http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e92/nagikokiyohara/MOAR.jpg
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That picture will make me LOL until my dying day.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-10-02 10:48:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e92/nagikokiyohara/MOAR.jpg
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-10-02 10:35:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Now here's a fellow attempting to ride a bicycle but he's having some trouble isn't he? And do you know why?
Because he's a Scot! Ho ho ho!
Now who here likes a good story about a bridge?
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-10-02 10:34:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
If my book is published posthumously I will be a legend.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-10-02 10:32:58 EDT (#)
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Way too british for my tastes, you stupid googly-eyed stunned cunt
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-10-02 10:06:37 EDT (#)
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Massive effort.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-10-02 09:41:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2008-10-02 14:30:59 BST (#)
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WORDS?
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For what?
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2008-10-02 09:30:59 EDT (#)
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WORDS?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-10-02 09:26:09 EDT (#)
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I dont need another big knob.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-10-02 09:24:32 EDT (#)
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You seem as though you don't trust me? I'm hurt... I wouldn't draw a big nob on your forehead...
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-10-02 09:23:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Awesome
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-10-02 09:11:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-10-02 14:08:02 BST (#)
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EI - I did think a pic of you would make a great zombie pic but your pics aren't good enough. Need to be bigger. I could do an EI post from human to fully fledged man eating zombie. Sort of like a timeline. Kind of like the apes to human thing... Suddenly I feel inspired!
Go get somebody to snap a load of different pictures of you walking straight up to hunched over zombie fashion to reaching up from the ground so I can make it look like your emerging from a grave!
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My pics are wonderful.
Your request is noted, ignored and filed under 'N' for Not gonna happen
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-10-02 09:08:02 EDT (#)
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EI - I did think a pic of you would make a great zombie pic but your pics aren't good enough. Need to be bigger. I could do an EI post from human to fully fledged man eating zombie. Sort of like a timeline. Kind of like the apes to human thing... Suddenly I feel inspired!
Go get somebody to snap a load of different pictures of you walking straight up to hunched over zombie fashion to reaching up from the ground so I can make it look like your emerging from a grave!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-10-02 08:59:39 EDT (#)
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look at my pics yourself Banjo, im not dilly dallying with your silly games.
onwards and upwards.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-10-02 07:24:30 EDT (#)
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I like how my zombie is just as pale as I am in real life.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-10-02 07:22:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2008-10-02 12:09:18 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
Scrolling was a bit annoying, but this was original and entertaining.
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Looks fine in Firefox, Google Chrome and Safari. Only looks pish in IE because... and here comes the revelation... IE is pish!
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-10-02 07:20:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-10-02 11:39:08 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
im too pretty to be zombified?? right right, i need clarificacation, im a pretty thing!!
ahhh who am i kidding, im like peter crouch on valium
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K, I'm listening! If you'd like a zombified pic of yourself as you clearly have cannabilistic tendencies then feel free to email me a pic. Then we will see once and for all whether you're too pretty to be zombified although my instincts tell me it will not take much work if any to achieve the desired zombie complexion.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2008-10-02 07:09:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Scrolling was a bit annoying, but this was original and entertaining.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-10-02 06:39:08 EDT (#)
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im too pretty to be zombified?? right right, i need clarificacation, im a pretty thing!!
ahhh who am i kidding, im like peter crouch on valium
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-10-02 06:31:59 EDT (#)
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hahahahaha! I did do Redskies. He looks better ni the bigger picture where his skin looks like its been acidified. Does not look so good small.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-10-02 04:18:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is some seriously high-grade reporting.
I hope the Uber Express can become a weekly publication.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-10-02 03:30:38 EDT (#)
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im to pretty to be zombified unlike those hoodlums, especially redskies, You didn't do anything to his photo, did you.....
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2008-10-02 03:25:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Loved this.
Submitted by UnknownEntity (user info) at 2008-10-02 01:23:34 EDT (#)
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that obviously took allot of effort to create so +2
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-10-01 22:45:17 EDT (#)
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No doodles?
Well fuck you too then, whore.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-10-01 21:42:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-10-01 21:38:21 EDT (#)
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More of these please!
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-10-01 21:16:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Must destroy mankind! (His watch alarm goes off) Ooh, lunchtime!
-- Homer Simpson
Homer Goes To College
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-10-01 20:35:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Imaginative but ultimately lame.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-10-01 20:08:57 EDT (#)
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I did photoshop Orphelia's picture but kept buggering it up. That combined with threadbare patience and a photoshop headache said it was staying the way it was. I was a bit over zealous with the burn tool thingie bob.
Submitted by StereoTypist (user info) at 2008-10-01 19:59:32 EDT (#)
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Why didn't you photoshop Orphelia's picture?
Submitted by Squirrelly_Girl (user info) at 2008-10-01 19:53:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-10-01 19:49:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Squirrelly_Girl (user info) at 2008-10-02 00:47:24 BST (#)
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Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-10-01 19:45:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Squirrelly_Girl (user info) at 2008-10-02 00:42:44 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
I wonder how many people read this entire article only because they were hoping to see their name.
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Lol, funnily enough I was zombiefying you earlier but I buggered it up and binned it or you would have been ni there.
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Hmm... a Zombie with cancer. The disease would be eating away at my flesh as I ate away at others... the irony is just too much!!
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That was kind of what I was going for in your pic. Peeling cancerous flesh but it didn't work out because I aint no photoshop genius.
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Hahahahaha!
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-10-01 19:49:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Squirrelly_Girl (user info) at 2008-10-02 00:47:24 BST (#)
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Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-10-01 19:45:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Squirrelly_Girl (user info) at 2008-10-02 00:42:44 BST (#)
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I wonder how many people read this entire article only because they were hoping to see their name.
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Lol, funnily enough I was zombiefying you earlier but I buggered it up and binned it or you would have been ni there.
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Hmm... a Zombie with cancer. The disease would be eating away at my flesh as I ate away at others... the irony is just too much!!
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That was kind of what I was going for in your pic. Peeling cancerous flesh but it didn't work out because I aint no photoshop genius.
Submitted by Squirrelly_Girl (user info) at 2008-10-01 19:47:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-10-01 19:45:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Squirrelly_Girl (user info) at 2008-10-02 00:42:44 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
I wonder how many people read this entire article only because they were hoping to see their name.
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Lol, funnily enough I was zombiefying you earlier but I buggered it up and binned it or you would have been ni there.
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Hmm... a Zombie with cancer. The disease would be eating away at my flesh as I ate away at others... the irony is just too much!!
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-10-01 19:45:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Squirrelly_Girl (user info) at 2008-10-02 00:42:44 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
I wonder how many people read this entire article only because they were hoping to see their name.
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Lol, funnily enough I was zombiefying you earlier but I buggered it up and binned it or you would have been ni there.
Submitted by Squirrelly_Girl (user info) at 2008-10-01 19:42:44 EDT (#)
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I wonder how many people read this entire article only because they were hoping to see their name.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2008-10-01 19:40:39 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-10-01 19:31:01 EDT (#)
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Awesome...
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-10-01 19:26:09 EDT (#)
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Fixed, format??? I ballsed up the writing on the right hand side and didn't notice until later... Is that what you mean... I have no clue, you're going to have to be more specific.
Submitted by DTII (user info) at 2008-10-01 19:21:50 EDT (#)
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I refuse to read this based on the format alone. That being said, I will not -2 it in the hopes that it is fixed and based on your past performance.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-10-01 19:19:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-10-01 19:12:36 EDT (#)
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What are you on about? There is a filename! Lmao dunce below.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-10-01 19:09:48 EDT (#)
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filename
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Are you being serious?
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-10-01 19:12:36 EDT (#)
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What are you on about? There is a filename! Lmao dunce below.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-10-01 19:09:48 EDT (#)
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filename
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-10-01 19:09:38 EDT (#)
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I'd rather wait for a bit better weather, actually. :)
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-10-01 19:06:13 EDT (#)
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Well, he needs to be getting born! You must be desperate to have him out!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-10-01 18:59:14 EDT (#)
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Who the hell knows? They always get dates wrong and there is some shit about his size, too big but no diabetes, oh, I dunno.
When he is ready, I guess. :)
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-10-01 18:54:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-10-01 23:49:41 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
Even as a zombie, I still wear blue eyeshadow??
Ha ha, Reds pic looks the same as it did before.
Funny zombie shit.
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When are you having your wee zombie? Sure you're about ready to pop!
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-10-01 18:51:54 EDT (#)
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Shadow, I had to shove a story on the end because I couldn't be assed drawing an ad or something to fill the gap. That is a way better headline.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-10-01 18:49:59 EDT (#)
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It should have read:
"Zombies Raid PORN Shop for Meat"
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-10-01 18:49:41 EDT (#)
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Even as a zombie, I still wear blue eyeshadow??
Ha ha, Reds pic looks the same as it did before.
Funny zombie shit.
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-10-01 18:47:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I lol'd.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-10-01 18:41:33 EDT (#)
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I knew it.