Norway - Nation of Darkness, Nation of Lies. (1131 hits)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (View user info) at 2008-10-11 06:45:42 EDT
Disclaimer Americans, turn away now lest ye be confused by the exciting nature of international sport. Canada is not the only team to compete against. There are more than two sports in the world. The quicker you learn this, the better.
As a loyal and devoted member of the Tartan Army, I recently traveled to Norway in order to carry out painstaking research on our next opponents in our thus far embarrassing World Cup qualifying campaign. Losing to Macedonia was upsetting enough. Beating Iceland was unexpected compensation. Thrashing Norway will restore the faith and prove, beyond all doubt, that Hampden Park is the true fortress of British football, as opposed to the futile shell that is Wembley.
An incidental, and completely irrelevant fact, is that I practically had an aneurysm laughing at England as they succumbed to the electricity free nations of Russia and Croatia at their mighty new 'bastion'. Seeing pointless nationalist Ian Wright practically in tears fully resolved the internal conflict I have of not only living in England, but shagging a Southerner.
But all that is beside the point, the real issue here is that Norway has cleverly marketed itself as a progressive nation full of intelligent people and environmentally conscious policy. The reality, sadly, is far from the ideal created by what is undoubtedly a shrewd marketing campaign. The facts, sordid as they are, ladies and gentleman, are presented below:
1) Norwegians Don't Have Electricity
You know how every few months a story crops up about the Japanese farming whales to the point of excess? Well, that's true, but they don't keep the whales for themselves; that would be selfish. They don't have much choice in the matter either, as the Norwegian government has set up a fleet of privateers who constantly pillage honest Japanese fishermen for their catch of tasty whales. The Norwegian pirates then take the whales back and toss them, whilst sneering and looking callous, onto a giant fire. This fire powers Norway, from the houses to the fjords. Sickening, barbaric and unseemly are three words that 'The Sun', 'The Independent' and 'The Guardian' (respectively) used to describe these atrocities.
2) Norwegians Raped My Family
For the most part, Vikings are portrayed as awesome, and they are. Pirates and ninjas can fuck right off. However, when they were marauding around Europe in the eighth century, they were viewed, it has to be said, rather less favourably than they are now. They were viewed with pretty much nothing but disgust by my family after an incident in 923 when my ancestors were all but destroyed by a horde of marauders. They only left a recently impregnated woman behind and by all accounts she was fuck ugly and had a lazy eye. Explains a great deal that. Still, fuck you Norwegian vikings!
3) Fish is The Only Food in Norway
Most countries have evolved beyond throwing spears into the water in a pathetic and bizarre attempt to capture food. Not Norway! Their proud fishermen can be seen, hurling sharpened sticks into the ocean to provide for their families. Unfortunately, due to the amount of toxic waste that gets regularly pumped into the famously green 'Norwegian Sea' the fish are either dead or radio-active. Most Norwegian families settle down to a hearty meal of snow each evening.
4) It's Never Light in Norway
Even when there's plenty of whales to burn in this paltry Scandinavian country it's still fucking dark. This is helpful because the residents are all so horrendously mal-formed that they can procreate without vomiting on each other; everyone knows that's an uncomfortable sexual experience. Having said that, the Norwegian government would have the rest of the world believe the country is a vibrant breeding ground full of happy, healthy people who have the correct number of legs.
5) The Suicide Rate is Alarmingly High
This is just true. Look it up if you don't believe me.
So there you have it. A concise dossier on the grim reality of life in Norway. Frankly, it's terrifying. What's worse is that you can substitute the above facts for pretty much any of the Scandinavian nations. Except Denmark, because they don't really count, and they gave us The Little Mermaid.
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Submitted by BoogieFevuh (user info) at 2008-10-14 07:36:44 EDT (#)
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My people raped your people.
Hahahahahaha.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2008-10-13 16:19:47 EDT (#)
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Yeah but if they keep playing us Canadians and only us Canadians they'll always win so it's really to pretend that they're good!
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2008-10-13 07:14:25 EDT (#)
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....and they won't barter their rocks with the czech republic.
icy cunts!
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2008-10-12 22:25:20 EDT (#)
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Daughter of darkness...stay out of my life, my life....
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2008-10-12 21:46:17 EDT (#)
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Kris Boyd.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-10-12 17:29:50 EDT (#)
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You've got the false optimism that belongs to a fan or a side that did far better than they should have for one season.
Even in their current shambolic state, Newcastle would slaughter you.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-10-12 16:47:13 EDT (#)
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Doubt it fatties. We have sharpened up with Kinnear - he'd cut your FUCKING TONKERS OFF!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-10-12 16:43:28 EDT (#)
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Thats not important.
Look, Lee Trundle is very average, I know that. We aren't that good this season overall. Still fancy our chances if we got Newcastle in he FA cup.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-10-12 16:42:59 EDT (#)
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Dear Bristol City
Good luck getting into the playoffs
With that Fat Trundler
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-10-12 16:39:25 EDT (#)
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Aren't Preston above Bristol?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-10-12 16:39:11 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-10-12 21:19:24 BST (#)
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arent sunderland above newcastle?
heh
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You know who is in front of Lee Trundle at the pie counter?
No one - the fat pie munching cunt.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-10-12 16:19:24 EDT (#)
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arent sunderland above newcastle?
heh
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2008-10-12 14:02:24 EDT (#)
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What gets me is that all the people from Norway sound so goddam Norwegian.
Fuckers.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-10-12 14:01:01 EDT (#)
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West Ham - The most unfortunate football team this year. First their sponsor (XL) go bust but their manager is Icelandic. What a sorry state of affairs.
And Smogland hahahahahahaha, you are going to die young my friend.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-10-12 13:58:23 EDT (#)
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I'd rather live in Beirut than Sunderland.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-10-12 13:56:15 EDT (#)
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Spurs fans are all filthy bastards too. Revolting spineless bastards whose only joy is any failing at Arsenal. Of all the London teams, I hate them the most.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-10-12 13:55:29 EDT (#)
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I have indeed. Hell, I even work in Smogland one day a week!
I'd rather live in Sunderland than London though.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-10-12 13:54:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-10-12 18:47:13 BST (#)
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He's more of a cunt for playing at Spurs really - worse to be associated with the South than Sunderland
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I'm going to forget you said that, shame on you and all your namesakes. Have you been to SCUMDERLAND?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-10-12 13:48:17 EDT (#)
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All mackems are twats. FACT.
and Andy Reid definitely plays for Fatland.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-10-12 13:47:13 EDT (#)
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He's more of a cunt for playing at Spurs really - worse to be associated with the South than Sunderland.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-10-12 13:44:45 EDT (#)
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Nah, he lost all rights to his Irishness when he signed for Sunderland. Now he's just a dirty Mackem scumbag, end of.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-10-12 13:43:15 EDT (#)
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Unfortunate geography, sure, but that doesn't stop him being Irish.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-10-12 13:40:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-10-12 18:39:04 BST (#)
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He's Irish, nimrod.
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Screw you douche, he plays for the team, makes him a Mackem. I have confirmation of this from an expert in the field.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-10-12 13:39:04 EDT (#)
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He's Irish, nimrod.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-10-12 13:37:24 EDT (#)
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Where the hell is fatland? I want to go to this mystical place and eat many pies.
Andy Reid - Sunderland midfielder is a fat lazy bastard and he's a dirty Mackem.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-10-12 13:00:09 EDT (#)
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Fatland is ranked higher than England. That must be upsetting.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-10-12 12:02:57 EDT (#)
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Does Fatland have a football team then?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-10-12 11:44:11 EDT (#)
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at least he's proud to represent his country........ummmmmmm
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-10-12 09:58:29 EDT (#)
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Lee Trundle is both fatter AND lazier than Boyd. Fact.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-10-12 09:42:22 EDT (#)
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/internationals/7665985.stm
Is Lee Trundle fatter and lazier than this cunt? The jury is out.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-10-12 09:13:57 EDT (#)
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Bigger than Kevin "Fatty" Pressman.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-10-12 09:13:47 EDT (#)
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He is the fattest footballer ever.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-10-12 07:52:23 EDT (#)
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If by 'big boned' you mean 'eats fucking millions of pies' then yes, you're right.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-10-12 07:43:52 EDT (#)
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he is big boned
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-10-12 07:42:27 EDT (#)
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He really is a fat fucker though.
He makes Gus MacPherson look positively slender!
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-10-12 07:38:27 EDT (#)
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Whatever you say TinTin.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-10-12 07:37:51 EDT (#)
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shut up JAWS
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-10-12 07:34:52 EDT (#)
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Who ate all the pies? WHO ATE ALL THE PIES?
THAT FAT BASTARD THAT FAT BASTARD
TRUNDLE ATE ALL THE PIES
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-10-12 07:34:14 EDT (#)
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It's like that scene in Family Guy.
When can Lee Trundle's family eat? Only when Lee has consumed all he can. They can have the scraps. They are starving to death.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-10-12 07:31:38 EDT (#)
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Rolling, rolling, rolling
Rolling, rolling, rolling
Rolling, rolling, rolling
Rolling, rolling, rolling
Trundle
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-10-12 07:30:21 EDT (#)
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Trunaldo!!! ooooh oooh Oooh Trunaldo!!
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-10-12 07:29:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-10-12 12:28:43 BST (#)
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ahhh Akinbiyi another ex city player!
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Exactly my point. Exactly.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-10-12 07:28:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-10-12 12:26:40 BST (#)
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He's thinner than Lee Trundle though.
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So is John Goodman
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-10-12 07:28:43 EDT (#)
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ahhh Akinbiyi another ex city player!
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-10-12 07:27:15 EDT (#)
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Joe Cole can play up front too when fit. He's nippy enough.
Scoring for Wolves? WOLVES?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ade_Akinbiyi
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-10-12 07:26:40 EDT (#)
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He's thinner than Lee Trundle though.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-10-12 07:26:05 EDT (#)
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He's pretty old too
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-10-12 07:23:27 EDT (#)
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He's scored eight times, or something, for Wolves this season so he's not terrible. It's a shame really as he's fairly nippy, but fucked up catastrophically; at Hampden that's unforgivable.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-10-12 07:20:01 EDT (#)
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Yes he would be awful but thats funny.
Iwelumo?? why oh why
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-10-12 07:17:49 EDT (#)
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Iwelomu is an easier target. Having said that, nobody fucked up quite as badly as Ashley Cole.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-10-12 07:14:42 EDT (#)
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DARREN FLETCHER
*sniggers*
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-10-12 07:12:04 EDT (#)
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Mcallister is fucking atrocious.
What we actually needed was (and I hate to say this) Barry Ferguson doing some damage. He might be a Hun cunt, he might be a ned, but fuck me he's the only half decent mid fielder we've got. We also need a defender younger than 38.
Wayne Bridge is fucking useless, by the way. Alright for Chelsea, doesn't show up for England.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-10-12 07:09:09 EDT (#)
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He supports Killie....... nuff said
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-10-12 07:07:43 EDT (#)
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No matter what that Hurty is a yank with scotchophilia, he actually does know his football.
*nods in approval*
Wayne Bridge has never ever looked comfortable at international level.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-10-12 07:05:47 EDT (#)
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you needed Jamie McCallister
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-10-12 07:02:50 EDT (#)
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Carew was fierce last night. If I'm honest, we were lucky to get a draw.
Crouch is fucking awesome - gangly cunt is a random factor.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-10-12 06:59:54 EDT (#)
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Owen has scored 5 in the last 5 I think. He's an intelligent footballer who I would never the less sacrifice for a link man to play real attacking wingers like Young and Walcott either side.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-10-12 06:59:01 EDT (#)
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I'd even keep Beckham because seriously, any ball he crosses is dangerous. Bring him on in the last 20 mins or so depending - keep him out wide where he can cross and shit happens.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-10-12 06:58:20 EDT (#)
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Owen and Defoe are certainly options I'd keep around - but I'd also want Crouch. Not because he's a great footballer, but because if you put him up front it totally changes the dynamics of the front three. Players like Ashley Young are well versed with playing with a large player (the awesome Carew of Norway)
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-10-12 06:57:23 EDT (#)
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Owen looks almost half decent for Newcastle. No more, no less. He's got no business playing for England.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-10-12 06:57:09 EDT (#)
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Pace is brilliant because it forces the opposition defence to play deeper, pins back their full backs, puts more pressure on their central defenders and keeper, coz any ball that finds its ways through is a potential goal scoring opportunity. A good midfield and defence will then move up to support the strikers, or prepare counter attacks for the pacy bastards.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-10-12 06:56:37 EDT (#)
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OWEN should be on the bench BTW
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-10-12 06:55:35 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-10-12 11:54:10 BST (#)
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Victory. Destroyed.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-10-12 06:54:10 EDT (#)
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Victory. Destroyed.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-10-12 06:52:58 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-10-12 11:45:32 BST (#)
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Oh and dont ever listen to what Jake says about football, he just wants fast people in the team.
Oh and Heskey?? yes he played ok but Heskey!!
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James in goal (for lack of an alternative)
Glen Johnson - quick and can put in a cross Rio Ferdinand - actually a very good defender Jonathan Woodgate when fit, or Ledley King - basically someone fast and mobile unlike that perpetual spacker Terry Ashley Cole - despite his aberration last night
midfield of gerrard, hargreaves or carrick and barry - hard working, and can run all game
up front, two pacy bastards either side of heskey or rooney. I'd suggest Ashley Young, Theo Walcott SWP (when on form)
Nick knows less than fuck all about football. He thinks Lee Trundle is the best player who has ever lived, and all because he licked out his bumhole once.
FACT
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-10-12 06:51:28 EDT (#)
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He's right though, England are sluggish at best.
Heskey just looked grateful to be included. Pathetic really.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-10-12 06:45:32 EDT (#)
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Oh and dont ever listen to what Jake says about football, he just wants fast people in the team.
Oh and Heskey?? yes he played ok but Heskey!!
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-10-12 06:41:20 EDT (#)
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Upson looked alright first half. SWP only ever tries for City and I've long maintained that Lampard & Gerrard are hugely over-rated.
Still, The Sun will claim this as a stellar victory, while Chick Young will say that Scotland won't be in South Africa. Sadly, he's probably right.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-10-12 06:39:31 EDT (#)
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So should Upson, Lampard, Gerrard and SWP but hey lets not be picky
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-10-12 06:32:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-10-11 19:10:48 BST (#)
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lucky 5-1 victory......heh
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Highly flattering. England were pitiful until the 70th. Ashley Cole should be shot.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-10-12 02:42:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-10-11 12:15:38 EDT (#)
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They have baseball in Mexico now?
TWO sports?
WTF?
My whole world is crumbling apart before my very eyes!
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What? Why? they have everything in mexico. they even have plumbing now. There are all sorts of sports in mexico, including jai alai and this weird sport where they try and toss a ball through a ring. Also, bullfighting. And cheap beer. and it's the one place where the dollar actually still works.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-10-11 14:10:48 EDT (#)
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lucky 5-1 victory......heh
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-10-11 13:48:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-10-11 13:39:34 EDT (#)
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I'd guess Icebergic?
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heh
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-10-11 13:43:06 EDT (#)
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Mika Ääritalo
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-10-11 13:40:33 EDT (#)
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Icelandic names are all Ks and symbols you can't type on the keyboard unless you are a wizard
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-10-11 13:39:34 EDT (#)
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I'd guess Icebergic?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-10-11 13:39:28 EDT (#)
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HENNING BERG WILL NEVER TELL YOU
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-10-11 13:37:50 EDT (#)
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um... what nationality do you think 'Berg' is?
Idiot.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-10-11 13:28:10 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-10-11 16:25:10 BST (#)
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UFF DA
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Way to Google, cunt.
Pathetic display. Still, England look shit as well.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-10-11 12:15:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-10-11 11:00:20 EDT (#)
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Canada is not the only team to compete against.
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God, I KNOW that.
There's also Mexico!
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They have baseball in Mexico now?
TWO sports?
WTF?
My whole world is crumbling apart before my very eyes!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-10-11 12:14:46 EDT (#)
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Iwelumo? lol
Submitted by Replen (user info) at 2008-10-11 11:59:39 EDT (#)
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...I practically had an aneurysm laughing at England as they succumbed to the electricity free nations of Russia and Croatia at their mighty new 'bastion'.
This -2 comes courtesy of a bitter England fan.
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2008-10-11 11:25:22 EDT (#)
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There should be more literary continuity in the bolded statements.
I don't know.
Colloquial agreement? Structural parallelism?
Somebody gets me. What is that concept called?
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-10-11 11:25:10 EDT (#)
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UFF DA
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-10-11 11:00:20 EDT (#)
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Canada is not the only team to compete against.
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God, I KNOW that.
There's also Mexico!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-10-11 10:13:56 EDT (#)
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You forgot Trude http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trude_Mostue
I should do one about Khazikistan (?) but I am writing my 10 tiny true stories. And I am drunk. lol.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-10-11 08:18:54 EDT (#)
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Flonaldo! Most hilarious Sunderland signing ever!
Ole Gunnar Soljkaer!
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-10-11 07:24:41 EDT (#)
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All you get in Norway is shitty footballers, apart from that tidy cunt Carew.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-10-11 07:23:40 EDT (#)
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fuck, what do you get in Norway... Sheep herding goat face girls... Did you get you one of those? Wee blonde pigtails, a crook and pair of granny knitted really itchy socks?
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-10-11 07:22:11 EDT (#)
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Milk Maids are from Switzerland, fool.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-10-11 07:21:37 EDT (#)
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I rest my case.
Did you bring yourself back a pretty little milk maid for sodomy? If not, I'm assigning you to the void of epic failure.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-10-11 07:19:20 EDT (#)
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Yes. Denmark. A fine country indeed.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-10-11 07:18:14 EDT (#)
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That was when I knew you really didn't have clue what you were going on about.
Denmark???
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-10-11 07:17:03 EDT (#)
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Didn't you see the bit about all Scandinavian countries being pretty much the same?
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-10-11 07:16:22 EDT (#)
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erm... erm... erm...
Pumping shit into the sea? - hmm, check Norwegian enviornmental policy - NO HARM TO THE ENVIRONMENT
Raping your family? - We can only look back and wish they'd done a better job.
Eating nothing but fish and snow? - I don't see a problem with this, damn healthy diet.
Jeeeeeezus! Norway is a country of awesomeness and really funny fuckers. I put to you that you had no idea where you were and may actually have mistaken Sweden for Norway.