My mid-season in-depth college football analysis, parts I-III (440 hits)
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Submitted by Cruella de Crap (View user info) at 2008-10-13 16:13:49 EDT
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-10-16 11:49:40 EDT (#)
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I like to come here to lob insults and throw tantrums when they are lobbed back.
We all come to Uber for something.
I await a tale of anal (near) sex.
Until then - I bet anything is better than trying to shag that gigantic hole you call a vag.
You she he beast.
(That is the best hate/rage i can muster unprovoked, sorry :( )
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-10-16 11:33:25 EDT (#)
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I guess I see your point orphelia, but I can't say that I care about what anyone thinks of my posts. If I ever post anything that I put real thought and effort into (which I used to do on occasion), it would be different. But when I post stuff like this, it's only to amuse myself when I'm bored. Quite frankly, the negative reviews are more entertaining than the "nice" ones. I don't care that the person below has an "irrational hatred" for me or whatever it was he said. That person is a total stranger who may or may not even be a real person.
Besides, the post I put up yesterday was just a repost of an old post from years ago. I copy-pasted it for kicks because I was having a slow day at work, I had already done all the facebooking, emailing, checking dlisted.com and icanhascheezburger.com, etc. that I was going to do, and it was the only thing I could think of to do that would get some fun, nasty reviews from people with no clue (like that sexual chocolate person). It's especially funny when they get all bent out of shape and start doling out personal insults and vitriol. Compliments are nice and all, but that's not really why I come here. I have a boyfriend at home to tell me how beautiful and wonderful I am all the time. Uber's function is to remind me that I'm actually pretty retarded.
Negative on the anal. I haven't been drunk again since the last time I posted about it. Maybe this weekend - stay tuned!
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-10-16 11:16:50 EDT (#)
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Go Terps!
And, points for a cute, wascally bunny wabbit!!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-10-16 11:07:20 EDT (#)
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I never understand why people join a site asking for general comments, then turn around and say 'I don't care what you think'.
Makes no sense to me.
I mean, do some posters only value the opinions of certain users?
Should we start each post with 'For these users only, I don't care what anyone else thinks'?
I recently read and rated fairly a shockingly shite post (-1) only for the poster to have a tantrum that I had a negative opinion.
Sure, there are some users who I respect more than others, if you will, and value what they have to say more, but certainly lately, I have tried to take the rough comments with the smooth.
Not on my first few posts mind. I fought like a dog to anyone who had a negative comment.
What am I talking about?
Have you had anal yet.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-10-16 10:43:19 EDT (#)
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Whatever dude, it was an old post that some alter put up years ago. I can't confirm or deny if it was my own alter. Bottom line - I couldn't be less interested in what you think of me or my Uber repertoire. Enjoy your haterade.
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2008-10-16 05:28:07 EDT (#)
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Your other post was so piss poor that I had to -2 this one too.
Didn't even fucking read it. i don't know you, I didn't even read all of your post and I'm not a nerd, or a jock, I'm an adult a fiancee and a taxpayer, but I have some unexplicable violent hatred towards you.
Die.
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-10-14 22:36:16 EDT (#)
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*dances*
*sobs*
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-10-14 12:04:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-10-14 16:52:41 BST (#)
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Dude is old, tired, and most likely freaked out on about 10 different kinds of drugs. The kind of drugs that only the very, very rich can afford.
I don't really know where I'm going with this comment, except that I'm a bit in awe of this guy. Am I to understand that he actually used to sign everything people sent to him?
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I like you way of thinking. Surely not, though? They get their PA to do that, right?
Maybe, if he does, the rant was entitled.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-10-14 09:31:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-10-14 09:25:08 EDT (#)
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Thicker than a wookie's foreskin.
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clever
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-10-14 09:25:08 EDT (#)
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Thicker than a wookie's foreskin.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-10-13 21:45:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-10-13 16:29:43 EDT (#)
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Nice anus.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-10-13 16:28:53 EDT (#)
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Nice observations.
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Made me chuckle. I don't know why. I'm immature, maybe.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-10-13 21:44:30 EDT (#)
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my pleasure.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-10-13 21:14:10 EDT (#)
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cheers, thanks
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-10-13 20:31:05 EDT (#)
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You no longer amuse me.
Plus you're really really ugly.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-10-13 19:26:58 EDT (#)
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Go Green! Go White!
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2008-10-13 18:49:21 EDT (#)
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Roll Tide!
Go Nittany Lions!
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-10-13 18:45:07 EDT (#)
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har har bulldogs suck
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-10-13 17:49:42 EDT (#)
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UTEP has won three straight games.
Go Miners!
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-10-13 17:34:17 EDT (#)
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Aw, Oathmeal is obsessed with me! I'm flattered, but I'm going to have to say 'no thanks' to your e-stalkery.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-10-13 17:31:50 EDT (#)
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...says the fucking idiot with even less friends than the other retard...
Submitted by stucker (user info) at 2008-10-13 17:22:04 EDT (#)
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Fucking idiot with no friends below.
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-10-13 16:50:09 EDT (#)
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So, in foozeball, are you trying to rape the rabbit, or are you trying to take the flag to the opposite side of the field then line dance back to the middle? What about when the offside piker shunts to the lefty?
These questions need answers.
Submitted by kitchens_closed (user info) at 2008-10-13 16:47:16 EDT (#)
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Stupid
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-10-13 16:43:04 EDT (#)
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my pleasure
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-10-13 16:39:05 EDT (#)
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I couldn't understand the appeal of watching sports before, but this post makes everything clear. Thank you.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-10-13 16:29:43 EDT (#)
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Nice anus.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-10-13 16:28:53 EDT (#)
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Nice observations.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-10-13 16:24:40 EDT (#)
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I love you!
Rabbit/Emu '08
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-10-13 16:19:44 EDT (#)
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Har Har Forgot to Rate
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-10-13 16:18:53 EDT (#)
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Har Har College Football.
Bunny or GTFO indeed.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-10-13 16:15:25 EDT (#)
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Clemson fired* Tommy Bowden. That's all I got.
Also, WTF is Vandy doing leading the SEC East? Blarf. At least they aren't undefeated in the conference anymore. Getting beat by Mississippi State can't feel good.
*He said he quit, but we know the truth.