I'm thinking about changing my name. Vote HERE! (936 hits)
Category: PoliticsRating: 0.91 on 53 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Jeanneee (View user info) at 2008-10-31 14:05:07 EDT
Here are the choices:
1. Amanda Metal
2. Czarina
3. Knowshon Moreno
4. Valerie Schwaber
Cast your vote for your favorite option, along with your -2 below.
Now for those of your who I'm NOT friends with on myface.com, here's the jackofflantern my roommate and I carved last Sunday.
PS - Don't forget to cast your vote for Seacrest/Dobbs (endorsed by the Sexy Party) this coming Tuesday!!! America needs more Sexy!
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-11-03 12:25:51 EST (#)
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WHATEVER GAYLORD.
J/k. It's all good. Just don't say shit to me about the Dawgs. I might have to cut your ear off.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-11-03 11:50:17 EST (#)
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:o) I was only joking. I would totally suck you off though.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-11-03 11:46:46 EST (#)
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Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-11-03 11:03:41 EST (#)
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Change your name to 'Meatloaf.'
Think about it. You look a little like him, you're American...but you're NOT a male...
Ah, well, two outta three ain't bad.
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You should change your name to "Jeanneee" because you think you're way funnier than you actually are. Suck it.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-03 11:19:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
2. Czarina
Czarina gets POSITIVE points, not NEGATIVE points. :)
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-11-03 11:03:41 EST (#)
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Change your name to 'Meatloaf.'
Think about it. You look a little like him, you're American...but you're NOT a male...
Ah, well, two outta three ain't bad.
Submitted by hellish (user info) at 2008-11-02 21:56:50 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Replen (user info) at 2008-11-02 06:17:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
#1
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2008-11-01 19:06:38 EDT (#)
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Considering Knowshow just got fucked by UF I think you should avoid that. Maybe Nick Saban instead?
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-11-01 08:35:14 EDT (#)
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no thanks
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-11-01 08:17:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Changing your name is cool. Just don't do something stupid like getting your tongue pierced.
Submitted by Blinkish (user info) at 2008-11-01 07:43:17 EDT (#)
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Happy Halloween bitches. I just made a fuck load of money at my bar tonight. As much as I hate drunk people, drunk costumed people just paid for my car this month.
YaY for tomorrow, yet another fun dress up party!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And I vote for : Hooty McHotness.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-11-01 07:22:31 EDT (#)
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Chinky hooter?
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-11-01 00:44:33 EDT (#)
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I'm stickin' with Spice Rack.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2008-10-31 22:39:48 EDT (#)
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I vote for:
"I heart bitches"
That was a choice right?
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-10-31 20:47:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
1) Dogturd
2) Dipshit
3) Retard
4) Simpleton
5) Stuypid cunt with the brain oif a snail
6) Brainless TWAT!
Much better choices, you ignorant cunthole!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2008-10-31 20:37:31 EDT (#)
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4. Valerie Schwaber
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-10-31 17:36:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
CJ Spiller
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-10-31 16:54:57 EDT (#)
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honestly, I think she may have built up a tolerance to them. You might have to mix them both.
I did.
um..yeah.
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-10-31 16:52:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-10-31 16:42:00 EDT (#)
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Tate is Orphelia aware of this or does your wedding gift involve a burlap sack and roofies.
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Fallen, you are invited to the wedding. You can help me pick out my wedding gift. Are the pink roofies better than the blue ones? There will not be an open bar, but all of your drinks will be comped.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-10-31 16:51:27 EDT (#)
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Duh.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-10-31 16:49:47 EDT (#)
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a room full of people that only know each other by their internet personalities, all too ashamed to admit how they are all connected?
I'm in.
will there be an open bar?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-10-31 16:44:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-10-31 15:00:58 EDT (#)
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#4. Then camwhore.
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haha, hads made a funny
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-10-31 16:43:55 EDT (#)
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I imagine an Uber wedding would be quite a spectacle. There have been a couple, from what I gather.
If I ever get married, you are all invited, but none of you are permitted to talk about Ubersite. If anyone asks how we know each other, the answer is "from dance class."
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-10-31 16:42:00 EDT (#)
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Tate is Orphelia aware of this or does your wedding gift involve a burlap sack and roofies.
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-10-31 16:38:12 EDT (#)
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Great news everybody; Orphelia and I have decided to get married. I'm the father of the baby she is carrying. None of you guys are invited to the wedding.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-10-31 16:37:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Amanda Metal
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-10-31 16:15:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-10-31 13:13:53 PDT (#)
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I'm aware of that. It's a typo. The contraction wouldn't make any more sense there than the possessive.
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-10-31 13:07:26 PDT (#)
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"Your" is a personal pronoun denoting possession. "You're" is a contraction of "you are".
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Haha...fail.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2008-10-31 16:14:47 EDT (#)
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Leigh DeGuys?
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-10-31 16:13:53 EDT (#)
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I'm aware of that. It's a typo. The contraction wouldn't make any more sense there than the possessive.
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-10-31 16:07:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
"Your" is a personal pronoun denoting possession. "You're" is a contraction of "you are".
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-10-31 16:04:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-10-31 11:58:25 PDT (#)
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Because I'm bored and I wanted to show off my awesome jackofflantern.
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I'm just saying, this one's obviously a no brainer.
That being said there's a stick-it-note on my desk that reads:
Nightmare Detective
Typhoon
Paprika
Tokyo Godfathers
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-10-31 15:56:04 EDT (#)
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Amanda Metal
Though I'd say that "Dawgfan11tyseven" would be more appropriate.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-10-31 15:31:01 EDT (#)
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Shlongy loves the word "RASCAL".
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-10-31 15:19:25 EDT (#)
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SHLOONGY YOU RASCAL. You are incorrigible.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-10-31 15:14:08 EDT (#)
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Yeah, that was good one.
It's a shame that I like jeannneee, because she's extremely easy to tear up.
In more ways than one.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2008-10-31 15:03:48 EDT (#)
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#1
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-10-31 15:00:58 EDT (#)
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#4. Then camwhore.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-10-31 14:58:25 EDT (#)
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Because I'm bored and I wanted to show off my awesome jackofflantern.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-10-31 14:55:01 EDT (#)
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#1, easily.
Why does this need to be voted on?
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-10-31 14:43:37 EDT (#)
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Which is precisely my point, you chicken-looking asswipe.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-10-31 14:42:04 EDT (#)
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Hawaiian?
Samoan, maybe...but not Hawaiian.
Those chicks are generally hot.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-10-31 14:37:46 EDT (#)
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I could always just stick with the name I was given at birth, but I pretty much hate it. My first name is really common and my last name is ugly and hard to pronounce and spell. People ask me if I'm Hawaiian all the time. What the f, I wish! Do I look Hawaiian? No.
Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2008-10-31 14:36:45 EDT (#)
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You're supposed to hollow out the pumpkin before carving it. I guess they do it different in GA.
Maybe your name should be Lazeee
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-10-31 14:34:41 EDT (#)
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Ummmm, hopefully, there's a few additional choices, #'s 5 through 28.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-10-31 14:30:40 EDT (#)
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amanda metal sounds so.... metal.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-10-31 14:23:25 EDT (#)
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May I suggest.....?
Georgia Peach.
Knockers Gollumnus.
Whore of Babylon.
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-10-31 14:22:58 EDT (#)
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What about such classics as 'Oliver Clovesoff' or 'Amanda Hugenkiss'
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-10-31 14:19:26 EDT (#)
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I'm suggesting Amanda for the obvious reason.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-10-31 14:15:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by vexx (user info) at 2008-10-31 14:12:10 EDT (#)
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Was Sloppy Cunt taken?
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Yeah, that's my sister's middle name.
Not that it makes a difference if they're already taken. By my count, all of these names are already taken.
Submitted by Darth_Famine (user info) at 2008-10-31 14:12:24 EDT (#)
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keep the name you have now
Submitted by vexx (user info) at 2008-10-31 14:12:10 EDT (#)
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Was Sloppy Cunt taken?
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-10-31 14:06:57 EDT (#)
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Valerie Schwaber
OH NO YOU DINN'T!
Submitted by Blackberry (user info) at 2008-10-31 14:06:40 EDT (#)
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I say #4