Halloween Costume--Tinkerbell (3280 hits)
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Submitted by sage104 (View user info) at 2008-11-04 10:41:20 EST
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Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2008-11-19 16:51:00 EST (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-11-05 10:13:12 EST (#)
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ahahahahahahahahahahahaha @ Method.
i really have to make another trip to NYC soon. i'm still waiting for Juls to take us to a place where the "skirts are high and the morals are low".
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You mean my apartment? Def give me the info if you head back into the area. We do it up.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-11-07 14:56:36 EST (#)
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Ok, I can see the glimmer of sanity here.
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Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-11-07 08:38:43 PST (#)
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AAAUUUUGGGHHH!!!
I can't do this anymore. I can't +2 MajulCartoons or Oathmeal. I can't pretend that Sage is interesting anymore. I'm not even interested enough in finding out if she is real or just a figment of Sico's twisted fucking imagination.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-07 13:36:13 EST (#)
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Sandman...don't fret, my pet.
How could you doubt my authenticity?
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-11-07 11:38:43 EST (#)
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AAAUUUUGGGHHH!!!
I can't do this anymore. I can't +2 MajulCartoons or Oathmeal. I can't pretend that Sage is interesting anymore. I'm not even interested enough in finding out if she is real or just a figment of Sico's twisted fucking imagination.
I'm going to go masturbate and clear my head.
I fucking hate you guys.
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-11-07 11:37:45 EST (#)
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Well Jon's a fucking liar!
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-07 11:32:02 EST (#)
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Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-11-07 11:20:19 EST (#)
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She's just Filipino, not Spanish you fucking tart!
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Check your email.
I win.
Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2008-11-07 11:27:40 EST (#)
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Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-11-07 11:20:19 EST (#)
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You can get me to do something other than a -2 on your post if you present another chapter in the Darth Sico saga.
Just a thought. Another thought...you should investigate about this shit called pussy.
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as a matter of fact, I was going to start up those stories again, and I recently met a really nice girl and things are going extremely well.
JOIN US YOU HATEFUL FUCK! LET THE MADNESS END!
(i'll give you a shiny new quarter!)
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-11-07 11:20:19 EST (#)
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She's just Filipino, not Spanish you fucking tart!
And Frank, you can suck on forty two thousand dicks and it still will continue....just because you are a faggot and a virgin.
You can get me to do something other than a -2 on your post if you present another chapter in the Darth Sico saga.
Just a thought. Another thought...you should investigate about this shit called pussy.
Submitted by elkay94 (user info) at 2008-11-07 11:15:20 EST (#)
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Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-07 11:10:54 EST (#)
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LK: She's Filipino and Spanish
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Got More Pics. I Want To Fap.
Address. Number.
Heh Heh
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-07 11:12:46 EST (#)
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Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2008-11-07 11:07:10 EST (#)
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Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-07 10:54:50 EST (#)
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Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-11-07 10:20:23 EST (#)
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If you join the superfriends faggoteer squad I'll disown you on this site, whore!
You better rescind your acceptance, STAT!
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I forgot that Sico strongly dislikes you and, in lieu of my allegiance to Sico, I'm afraid I'll have to rescind my acceptance into your "superfriends faggoteer squad".
I swore an oath, of sorts.
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! DAMN YOU SICO! YOU'VE TURNED ANOTHER ONE TO THE DARK SIDE! WHEN WILL IT END?!
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Just so you know, Frank, I have no problem with YOU. I just can't join your squad, is all.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-07 11:10:54 EST (#)
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LK: She's Filipino and Spanish.
Submitted by elkay94 (user info) at 2008-11-07 11:10:09 EST (#)
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I`m Into Your Dark Friend.
Was Wearing Panties When Photo Was Taken.
Hope Not.
Is She Puerto Rican, Aboriginal, etc.
Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2008-11-07 11:07:10 EST (#)
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Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-07 10:54:50 EST (#)
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Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-11-07 10:20:23 EST (#)
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If you join the superfriends faggoteer squad I'll disown you on this site, whore!
You better rescind your acceptance, STAT!
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I forgot that Sico strongly dislikes you and, in lieu of my allegiance to Sico, I'm afraid I'll have to rescind my acceptance into your "superfriends faggoteer squad".
I swore an oath, of sorts.
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! DAMN YOU SICO! YOU'VE TURNED ANOTHER ONE TO THE DARK SIDE! WHEN WILL IT END?!
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-07 10:54:50 EST (#)
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Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-11-07 10:20:23 EST (#)
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If you join the superfriends faggoteer squad I'll disown you on this site, whore!
You better rescind your acceptance, STAT!
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I forgot that Sico strongly dislikes you and, in lieu of my allegiance to Sico, I'm afraid I'll have to rescind my acceptance into your "superfriends faggoteer squad".
I swore an oath, of sorts.
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-11-07 10:20:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
If you join the superfriends faggoteer squad I'll disown you on this site, whore!
You better rescind your acceptance, STAT!
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-07 09:29:48 EST (#)
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I'm in, Frank.
Juls...dirty, dirty.
Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2008-11-07 02:40:13 EST (#)
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join the Superfriends!
Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2008-11-06 19:37:59 EST (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-11-05 10:08:26 EST (#)
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All kidding aside, I've hung out with Hidden, and he's always been a perfect gentleman
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-11-05 10:33:57 EST (#)
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well, Method is right. i'm 27 now. i got that shit out of my system. i've been attracted to older women lately because they usually act more mature than women my age and nothing is sexier than a real woman (read: woman. not like the girls i meet when i go to bars).
like he said though, a lot of guys just have to get all the partying and women chasing out of the way and then as they get older and more mature realize what they really want and turn out just fine.
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*I* on the other hand slore it up! :-P
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-11-06 15:31:31 EST (#)
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http://stuff.ubersite.com/1163669001100429567/1/manx.JPG
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-06 09:49:18 EST (#)
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To each, his own, below. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. :)
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2008-11-06 03:37:24 EST (#)
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The default -1 comment says it all: I've seen better (posts, costumes, and women).
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2008-11-05 23:17:51 EST (#)
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"Captain, she cannae take the heat."
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-11-05 22:34:58 EST (#)
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*swoon*
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-11-05 07:33:57 PST (#)
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well, Method is right. i'm 27 now. i got that shit out of my system. i've been attracted to older women lately because they usually act more mature than women my age and nothing is sexier than a real woman (read: woman. not like the girls i meet when i go to bars).
like he said though, a lot of guys just have to get all the partying and women chasing out of the way and then as they get older and more mature realize what they really want and turn out just fine.
Submitted by tech-junkie (user info) at 2008-11-05 22:13:58 EST (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-11-05 15:20:45 EST (#)
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well my ginger friend, i've never heard you play guitar so i'm going to make the same assumption about you that you've made about me- you can't play for shit and probably can't even tune a guitar by ear. you're probably still working on the basic minor pentatonic blues scale. OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH SICK BURNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!
also, i don't need to use my possessions to attract shallow women or to feel good about myself. but i guess if it helps you, more power to ya. i'm really not interested in discussing your sweet bike or kewl BC Rich guitars, turd.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-05 15:13:44 EST (#)
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Good Christ, Sico.
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-11-05 14:54:14 EST (#)
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Riding bicycles, having two monitors on your computer desk, or playing the garbage you two call music has never gotten any of you laid and to say otherwise is further embarrassment to this little bickering match you are competing in.
Truth is, Sicosemen is the mother fucking man and this scalawag who's post you are pulling each other's hair on will back it up!
Submitted by stucker (user info) at 2008-11-05 14:15:03 EST (#)
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Hidden -
The difference between you and I is that, with the things I invest MY money in, I actually use them and use them well.
You on the other hand dump all your cash into gear that you have no idea how to use.
That's why, when someone says, "Hey sweet Peavey JSX! Let's hear you PLAY SOMETHING with it!" you just blush a bit, look down and mutter, "aww shucks not now. Maybe later." because you're completely inept and embarrassed of your total lack of talent.
I understand. Not all of us can be as incomparably badass as I am.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-11-05 12:59:44 EST (#)
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WOW REALLY???? SWEET BIKE OATHMEAL!!!! I WISH I HAD REALLY COOL SHOCKS ON MY BIKE TOO. I'M SAVING UP FOR SOME SWEET SHOCKS AND PEGS FOR MY HUFFY.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-11-05 12:51:29 EST (#)
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Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2008-11-05 12:32:18 EST (#)
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Red I'd just like to say, since this is Most Heated and you're probably trolling or will be at some point, that my mother has started calling me Chuckles. This is your fault.
YOUR FAULT!
>:(
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-11-05 12:12:30 EST (#)
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Exactly!
Cyclops has wall eye
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-11-05 12:09:48 EST (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-11-05 12:06:37 EST (#)
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Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-11-05 16:54:47 GMT (#)
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Actually, Cyclops wasn't that bad. He was just to whiny. He was a good leader.
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He can shoot lasers out of his fricking eyes. He looks at something, and it is destroyed. At the speed of light.
Yet the fucker only hits half the bastard time?
Cyclops is a shouty bonk eyed fuck
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Maybe he had a wall eye or something?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-11-05 12:06:37 EST (#)
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Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-11-05 16:54:47 GMT (#)
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Actually, Cyclops wasn't that bad. He was just to whiny. He was a good leader.
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He can shoot lasers out of his fricking eyes. He looks at something, and it is destroyed. At the speed of light.
Yet the fucker only hits half the bastard time?
Cyclops is a shouty bonk eyed fuck
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-11-05 12:06:03 EST (#)
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That's from Wayne's World you fucktastic ginger retard.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-11-05 12:05:14 EST (#)
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Gambit was my favorite.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-11-05 12:04:23 EST (#)
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Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-11-05 12:02:11 EST (#)
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Fender Stratocaster with triple
single coil pickups and a whammy bar.
Pre-CBS Fender corporate buy-out.
I'd raise the bridge and
take the buzz out of the low E.
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I dunno why, but I've never enjoyed using or the use of a whammy bar.
Im not a fan really.
Submitted by stucker (user info) at 2008-11-05 12:04:23 EST (#)
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Are you pretending you know something about guitars, fatmanstaint?
Taking the buzz off a low-e has likely more to do with adjusting the intonation of the neck via the truss rod than it does 'raising the bridge' you daft twat.
But whatever.
I'm sure your balsa wood, Korean made 'guitar' sounds fantastic anyway!
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-11-05 12:02:11 EST (#)
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Submitted by stucker (user info) at 2008-11-05 11:55:32 EST (#)
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Shocks?
Don't get me started.
The fork on that bike in the picture was a 2000 Marzocchi Z1 X.fly, a $650 piece of equipment with adjustable rebound damping, preload AND compression (very rare for a fork from that era).
Pegs?
lol
BMXers use pegs. Hardcore mother fuckers like me (freeriders, 4x, downhillers) don't need them to be awesome.
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There it is...Excalibur.
Fender Stratocaster with triple
single coil pickups and a whammy bar.
Pre-CBS Fender corporate buy-out.
I'd raise the bridge and
take the buzz out of the low E.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-11-05 12:00:00 EST (#)
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I bought a bike from an old lady at work for 50 bucks. It had streamers on it.
Submitted by stucker (user info) at 2008-11-05 11:55:32 EST (#)
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Shocks?
Don't get me started.
The fork on that bike in the picture was a 2000 Marzocchi Z1 X.fly, a $650 piece of equipment with adjustable rebound damping, preload AND compression (very rare for a fork from that era).
Pegs?
lol
BMXers use pegs. Hardcore mother fuckers like me (freeriders, 4x, downhillers) don't need them to be awesome.
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-11-05 11:54:47 EST (#)
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Actually, Cyclops wasn't that bad. He was just to whiny. He was a good leader.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-11-05 11:54:06 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/119493
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-11-05 11:53:03 EST (#)
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Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-05 11:50:47 EST (#)
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I used to LOVE Storm...she was awesome!!
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storm rules, but Rogue is my favorite. Hands down.
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-11-05 11:52:38 EST (#)
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It's a Sledgehammer.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-11-05 11:51:52 EST (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-11-05 11:48:29 EST (#)
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Can I be the guy from the X-men that wears helmets and does sick jumps off of 6 inch stoops?
Oh wait, that's oathmeal
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BWAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
people are peeking in my office wondering what the fuck i'm laughing about.
i bet Oathmeal has some sweet shocks and pegs on his bike. i'm totally jealous of his ability to get three feet of air. i can't do that, that's for sure!
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-11-05 11:51:01 EST (#)
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Method, that stoop was a good 8 inches high, and you know it.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-05 11:50:47 EST (#)
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I used to LOVE Storm...she was awesome!!
Submitted by stucker (user info) at 2008-11-05 11:50:15 EST (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-11-05 11:48:29 EST (#)
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Can I be the guy from the X-men that wears helmets and does sick jumps off of 6 inch stoops?
Oh wait, that's oathmeal
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:'(
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-11-05 11:49:05 EST (#)
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Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-11-05 11:47:28 EST (#)
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You can have Colossus. Why do you like him? He was never a character that I could get in to.
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Dude,
Colossus fucking rules.
that is all.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-11-05 11:48:59 EST (#)
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i never liked him either, but he was really big and metal so a guy like that is pretty good in a fight.
Wolverine is of course everyone's favorite, including mine.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-11-05 11:48:29 EST (#)
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Can I be the guy from the X-men that wears helmets and does sick jumps off of 6 inch stoops?
Oh wait, that's oathmeal
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-11-05 11:47:28 EST (#)
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You can have Colossus. Why do you like him? He was never a character that I could get in to.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-11-05 11:45:21 EST (#)
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BULLSHIT.
Cyclops was such a pussy. i get to be Colossus if you've already taken Wolverine.
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-11-05 11:42:49 EST (#)
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I'm Wolverine. Hidden, you can be Cyclops. (Cyclops sucks)
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-11-05 11:39:30 EST (#)
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Im with hidden, this is more entertaining than a hanging.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-11-05 11:32:22 EST (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-11-05 11:13:35 EST (#)
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It's not like you two are fucking Warlocks and uttering your names somehow diminishes your powers. STFU already.
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-11-05 11:09:10 EST (#)
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the reason i use 'simon' and 'bret' is because you two are such l33T haxx0rs that you change accounts every few weeks and i lose track.
if you prefer, simon, i can refer to you as 'retarded cunt' for consistency?
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-11-05 11:29:40 EST (#)
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Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-11-05 10:52:14 EST (#)
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Oh Hidden, don't fan my fiery rage by lying to me. You are going to bang this broad, and then what will be left for Sandman? Nothing! That's what! NOTHING!
You and me are going to settle this like men... with a jump rope contest. Be prepared to be embarrassed in front of your girlfriend, there. You are going DOWN!
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hahahahahaha
ok, i laughed.
i love the Method/Apollo hating on Oathy/Sico. i'm laughing my fucking ass off. uber hasn't been this entertaining in a while.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2008-11-05 11:21:39 EST (#)
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oh don't worry hidden. you're male, you have until you die to do the family thing. women have a time limit on their build-a-family years. life was probably a lot easier when people has less free time beyond surviving. it just killed you quicker.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-11-05 11:20:00 EST (#)
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And stop posting reviews on that cunt banjos post with your alters and implying it's me, you piece of shit, I'm emailing Bart right now like a little bitch to get you utterly and completely banned for being a fucking asshole.
Submitted by stucker (user info) at 2008-11-05 11:16:23 EST (#)
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Actually, my World of Warcraft character is a level 20 undead Warlock.
I won't say his name because that might diminish his...um, nevermind.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-11-05 11:13:35 EST (#)
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It's not like you two are fucking Warlocks and uttering your names somehow diminishes your powers. STFU already.
Submitted by stucker (user info) at 2008-11-05 11:11:51 EST (#)
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sico what the fuck are you talking about
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-11-05 11:09:31 EST (#)
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jesus, its not like I mentioned lauren hanley.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-11-05 11:09:10 EST (#)
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the reason i use 'simon' and 'bret' is because you two are such l33T haxx0rs that you change accounts every few weeks and i lose track.
if you prefer, simon, i can refer to you as 'retarded cunt' for consistency?
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-11-05 11:09:05 EST (#)
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Stucker...again, was that necessary or was that in return for my slip up the other day?
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-11-05 11:08:22 EST (#)
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Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-05 10:50:46 EST (#)
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Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-11-05 10:44:28 EST (#)
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Jesus it took this fucking woman long enough to realise that all she had to do was post a picture of herself and be mildy attractive and she'd get +2'd.
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Clearly your little conjecture has been proven wrong by YOUR posting NEGATIVE points. Good grief. I dont expect to get +2'ed at all. I dont CARE if people give me the fucking 2 points, or the +2 or whatever the fuck you people call it. Why would I? This is the fucking INTERNET...it's NOT real life!!!
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I never said anything about it being 'real life'.
Get over your fucking self.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2008-11-05 11:06:19 EST (#)
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Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-05 10:49:17 EST (#)
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I got married for a good and bad reason...something maybe I'll post about.
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Good and bad reason?
there is a good joke in there somewhere...
hmmm...
Good - he was rich
Bad - he was rich but hung like a thimble?
Good - You had similiar taste
Bad - You had similiar taste in men?
Good - you were preagnent
Bad - you were preagnent with someone elses kid
Bad (going to hell) - you *were* preagnent, and wanted to have more of his abortions?
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-05 11:04:43 EST (#)
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The Confucius quote of the day on my i-google is "Better a diamond with a flaw than a pebble without". I think it's rather fitting in the context of the below.
Submitted by stucker (user info) at 2008-11-05 11:03:58 EST (#)
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simon has a small penis lol
(waiting for pot/kettle comment)
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-11-05 11:01:39 EST (#)
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Again, Apollo just squirted in his pants by using my name. That was completely necessary was it?
Submitted by stucker (user info) at 2008-11-05 11:00:00 EST (#)
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I stand corrected.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-05 10:59:32 EST (#)
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Popeople...reminds me of popples. Remember popples?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-11-05 10:58:34 EST (#)
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oathmeal:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/12061#142353
the only thing simon invented was the three inch penis pic.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-11-05 10:54:33 EST (#)
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meeting popeople off uber sounds kinda creepy yet intriguing
im not sure what any of us have in common
apart from being bored
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-11-05 10:52:14 EST (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-11-05 10:48:48 EST (#)
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Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-11-05 10:43:46 EST (#)
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Looks like Hidden nabbed this broad.
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are you shitting me? sorry bud, but i don't "nab" women off the Internet. me and sage just talked about the POSSIBILITY of MAYBE meeting up and grabbing a couple drinks or smoking some bud.
some of you people are a little nuts about this kind of shit...
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Oh Hidden, don't fan my fiery rage by lying to me. You are going to bang this broad, and then what will be left for Sandman? Nothing! That's what! NOTHING!
You and me are going to settle this like men... with a jump rope contest. Be prepared to be embarrassed in front of your girlfriend, there. You are going DOWN!
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-05 10:50:46 EST (#)
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Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-11-05 10:44:28 EST (#)
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Jesus it took this fucking woman long enough to realise that all she had to do was post a picture of herself and be mildy attractive and she'd get +2'd.
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Clearly your little conjecture has been proven wrong by YOUR posting NEGATIVE points. Good grief. I dont expect to get +2'ed at all. I dont CARE if people give me the fucking 2 points, or the +2 or whatever the fuck you people call it. Why would I? This is the fucking INTERNET...it's NOT real life!!!
Submitted by stucker (user info) at 2008-11-05 10:49:29 EST (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-11-05 10:36:09 EST (#)
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yeah, i agree with young andrew.
can anyone else smell oathmeal's new cologne? 'Desperate' by Yves St Laurent.
It's 'cummy'.
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Copyright infringement.
Cummy is most certainly a sicosemen-spawned term.
And you should know this: Gingers don't have a smell recognizable to humans. Only amongst our own kind can we detect a fellow ginger in our proximity.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-05 10:49:17 EST (#)
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Yeah, hidden...I feel you on that. Nice GUYS are few and far between and I have no time to meet nice ones. I dont trust the bar scene and I dont really have time between traveling with work and working on my masters to meet anyone in another setting. I dont talk to people in random places like the gym, etc. so it just makes it more difficult. I'm not looking to get married again...not sure if I even believe in the institution at this point. I got married for a good and bad reason...something maybe I'll post about. Maybe today. But I now have a black mark on my record and wont be surprised if I am judged and cast aside by the good ones because of my actions and decisions.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-11-05 10:48:48 EST (#)
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Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-11-05 10:43:46 EST (#)
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Looks like Hidden nabbed this broad.
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are you shitting me? sorry bud, but i don't "nab" women off the Internet. me and sage just talked about the POSSIBILITY of MAYBE meeting up and grabbing a couple drinks or smoking some bud.
some of you people are a little nuts about this kind of shit...
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-11-05 10:44:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Jesus it took this fucking woman long enough to realise that all she had to do was post a picture of herself and be mildy attractive and she'd get +2'd.
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-11-05 10:43:46 EST (#)
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Looks like Hidden nabbed this broad. I was hoping to take her back to my place and show her my 'Danger Room'.
That's not actually a euphemism. I have a room in my arpartment set up as a replica of the X-Men's Danger Room. I wear Wolverine claws and train 3 hours daily. I'm fuckin dangerous man!
I think I'm to the point where I could beat up Method.
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-11-05 10:40:12 EST (#)
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And that discounts me how? Apollo, normally when you are clueless it's best to leave your two cents in the drop slot and be on your way, however in this case since you are clueless I'll consider it a good chance to laugh at you.
Glad you've clung to the one thing on here that is pointless, though. HEHEHEHEHE, sicosemen posted his penis HEHEHEHEHE.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-11-05 10:39:12 EST (#)
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nah mate.
you do what you gotta do, it'll all fall into place.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-11-05 10:38:34 EST (#)
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rant all you want, sage. i've been pretty fed up with the single women my age for a while now, so i get where you're coming from. seems like single people around our age are kind of in the transitional phase a lot of times between having a hard time letting go of partying to being a responsible adult. i can't find a nice girl to save my life and i'm almost convinced the good ones got married already and me choosing to build my career before finding a nice girl to settle down with is kind of scary right now.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-11-05 10:36:44 EST (#)
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life advice from the man who posted his penis on ubersite.
MDR.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-05 10:36:38 EST (#)
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Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-11-05 10:28:53 EST (#)
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"and I like a lot of space in my relationships"
YOU FUCKING CUNTING LIAR! YOU SUFFOCATE PEOPLE ALL THE TIME, WHETHER IT'S A FRIENDLY OR SEXUAL RELATIONSHIP!
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I dont HAVE ONLY sexual relationships with people, and in any event, how the fuck would you know? Good fucking grief, you jerk!
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-11-05 10:36:09 EST (#)
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yeah, i agree with young andrew.
can anyone else smell oathmeal's new cologne? 'Desperate' by Yves St Laurent.
It's 'cummy'.
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-11-05 10:34:47 EST (#)
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Also calling yourself a 'quite the catch' instantly makes me think otherwise.
Unless someone calls their self pretty there is no need to try and convince throngs of random people otherwise. Hell, that applies for people you know as well.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-11-05 10:33:57 EST (#)
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well, Method is right. i'm 27 now. i got that shit out of my system. i've been attracted to older women lately because they usually act more mature than women my age and nothing is sexier than a real woman (read: woman. not like the girls i meet when i go to bars).
like he said though, a lot of guys just have to get all the partying and women chasing out of the way and then as they get older and more mature realize what they really want and turn out just fine.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-05 10:33:22 EST (#)
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All I know is I'm ready for the bullshit to end...I cant stand dumb ass mind games...I'm too old for that shit. I dont want to date people who dont want to date someone on a real level anymore...I dont want to be someone's quasi-girlfriend or just some chick they hang out with and fuck from time to time. I've never been any of the above, so why should I start at my age?
I've been married and divorced. I dont have time for games (not biological clock time--I mean I'm too busy with work and school and studying for the CPA exam--I have a 3 year plan). I know what I deserve and I'm definitely not going to settle for less than that, ever.
I'm too good for immature guys that spit bullshit game. They are tired, boring, transparent, shallow, idiotic losers. I've seen plenty of these types in my day and never dated a single one of them, and never will.
I dont really know what the point of any of the above was; so consider it a rant of sorts.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-11-05 10:33:05 EST (#)
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anything with your ginger stench hovering over it you helmet wearing fat cunt instantly becomes uncool.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-11-05 10:32:32 EST (#)
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Or you get old like me and realize that it's mostly all crap, and that you'll be better off doing whatever the hell you want.
Submitted by stucker (user info) at 2008-11-05 10:31:52 EST (#)
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Fuck off Apollo. This is a cool kids post.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-11-05 10:31:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Gis a go.
Submitted by stucker (user info) at 2008-11-05 10:30:15 EST (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-11-05 10:08:26 EST (#)
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All kidding aside, I've hung out with Hidden, and he's always been a perfect gentleman
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What a fag!
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-11-05 10:28:53 EST (#)
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"and I like a lot of space in my relationships"
YOU FUCKING CUNTING LIAR! YOU SUFFOCATE PEOPLE ALL THE TIME, WHETHER IT'S A FRIENDLY OR SEXUAL RELATIONSHIP!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-11-05 10:24:25 EST (#)
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I am NOT! I barely even know the guy!
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-05 10:23:04 EST (#)
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Hidden's pimp, below.
;)
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-11-05 10:20:41 EST (#)
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I think most people are immature before that age, both men and women. It's just a fact of life. We need to get certain shit out of our system before we can act like responsible adults and get involved in honest and nurturing relationships. There are always exceptions to this rule, ofcourse, but for the most part, when you're ready and you meet the right guy, it'll make all the bullshit you went through worth it.
For example, Hidden has run the gamut when it comes to women, and he's ready for a mature, honest and beautiful women such as yourself to bring out the best in him, both sexually and spiritually.
But mostly sexually.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-05 10:15:11 EST (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-11-05 10:08:26 EST (#)
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All kidding aside, I've hung out with Hidden, and he's always been a perfect gentleman when it comes to women, regardless of how he acts on this site. It wouldn't be such a bad thing to hang out with him, really, he's a lot of fun. I mean, I personally wouldn't bang him, I prefer hairier guys, but he might just restore your faith in men!
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I have a lot of faith in men...I just have commitment issues. I met this Marine guy that I've been kind of hanging out with and I'm not that into him and he wants me to move out to CA with him, and the very thought makes me want to hyperventilate while driving off a cliff.
Hidden seems like a cool guy and I'd love to hang out with him in a friend-like setting. We've already discussed what we'd do when we hung out: smoke weed/listen to music/possibly watch Chapelle's Show reruns or funny movies like Half Baked or something.
Also, I dont trust guys my own age to be over the whole "sowing oats" stage. They seem to be STARTING to get out of that phase at 26 but it doesn't seem to be fully out of their system until they're in the 27-28 range, and that goes for men who are mature for their age.
Not to pat myself on the back, but I think I'm quite a catch. I'm not the smartest person in the world, but I'm certainly not the dumbest; I think I'm attractive, I'm confident and have a lot of self-respect, I'm nice (not hateful), and I like a lot of space in my relationships. Also, I can hang with the boys but I think guys should have their own hobbies apart from me (golf is a good one...gets 'em the hell out of the house for a good few hours). I make an awesome girlfriend. But many guys are either too immature or too scared to do anything about it.
*sigh*
This is long and trite enough for the day...
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-11-05 10:13:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ahahahahahahahahahahahaha @ Method.
i really have to make another trip to NYC soon. i'm still waiting for Juls to take us to a place where the "skirts are high and the morals are low".
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-05 10:09:27 EST (#)
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Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-05 10:04:59 EST (#)
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I do agree that Oathmeal has serious issues when it comes to women; perchance Sico shares these issues. If I didn't already know that Sico preferred Murchie and Descartes, I would have pinned him to be a Nietzsche man, and Oathy as well.
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Let me qualify this by saying that I would only say this in the context of how they treat women--like good for nothing splooge catchers that should shut the fuck up and cook and clean all day.
Honestly though, as much as I value my career and regardless of the effort I put into my education, I wouldn't mind being a housewife. I'm a pretty domesticated type of woman and I don't horribly mind traditional gender roles. I would probably get bored all day though, which is where my CPA license could come in handy--I could have my own little Sole Proprietorship taking care of peoples' small business bookkeeping/tax issues.
Mehnyway, I got off topic, daydreaming.
TTFN!!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-11-05 10:08:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
All kidding aside, I've hung out with Hidden, and he's always been a perfect gentleman when it comes to women, regardless of how he acts on this site. It wouldn't be such a bad thing to hang out with him, really, he's a lot of fun. I mean, I personally wouldn't bang him, I prefer hairier guys, but he might just restore your faith in men!
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-05 10:05:23 EST (#)
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Bahahahahahahahahahaha @ Oathy's comment, but no.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-05 10:04:59 EST (#)
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I do agree that Oathmeal has serious issues when it comes to women; perchance Sico shares these issues. If I didn't already know that Sico preferred Murchie and Descartes, I would have pinned him to be a Nietzsche man, and Oathy as well.
Submitted by stucker (user info) at 2008-11-05 10:03:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Hidden + Sage sittin' in DC...k-i-s-s-i-n-g
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-05 10:01:01 EST (#)
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Good Christ, Method.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-11-05 09:57:45 EST (#)
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Oh wait, that's not oathmeal, that's Sico. I get them mixed up.
So yeah, when are you and Hidden gonna fuck?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-11-05 09:57:13 EST (#)
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Don't mind Oathmeal, he has serious issues when it comes to women.
Speaking of issues, when are you and Hidden going to do the horizontal mambo?
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-05 09:46:33 EST (#)
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I'm honored.
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-11-05 09:42:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Not everyone that says negative things about you is hating, twat! Quit giving a fuck and it will disappear or you'll get devoted people who come to your posts to tell you what a twat you are and in that case you should be honored.
God, your ego seems to get crippled every time someone says something negative about you and instead of letting it bounce to the wayside you make some lame comment how everyone is hating.
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Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-05 09:37:59 EST (#)
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I dont even know where ACHTUNG got all his hate but he's apparently got stores of it. Achtung...chill the hell out. Let's smoke a bowl and listen to some music and be happy. Seriously. I'll even positively rate your posts just to get it going.
Submitted by abdansner (user info) at 2008-11-05 09:00:45 EST (#)
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i would fuck the st pauly girl on the lest until she walked funny and then i'd fuck you too.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2008-11-05 08:28:18 EST (#)
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Adorable costume.. pretty lass.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-11-05 08:22:42 EST (#)
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Noob with awful insults talking about 'back in the day' below.
But you DO need to fuck off.
Submitted by AChtungbaby (user info) at 2008-11-05 06:41:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
you look like a drag-queen, thankfully there'll be a lot less tits or gtfo. You remind me of frankthebear, he's a self proclaimed virgin and you're a self proclaimed trite and banal idiot, without the self proclaimed bit but you wear it on your see-through sleeve. Frankthebear is a decent enough guy - for a virg, but even he'd be thinking "THIS, this is why I fight the urge, and why the urge isn't nearly as....urgy as........FINAL FANTASY A HUNDRED!"
Please be pleased to fuck the fuck off, you trite, banal, waste of ether. That's not good btw, you're wasting something not exactly tangible. And your home looks like it's caught in a time-warp, like your hair, and your chessy fucking spaz grin - I bet you do anal hope brady. fag. This isn't a social network site you dumb, fucking, dreadfully average looking cow. And before you ask here's a few points,
1. I'm fucking pretty as shit and I'm a guy so YES I can have an opinion on your shithouse looks.
2. You suck.
3. everytime I see your stupid face, a baby dolphin gets eaten by a baby whale.
4. You're a fucking idiot, you're still blinking and thinking "do whales eat dolphins I thought they ate, seeweed and stuff...(you're so dumb you can't even spell seaweed, and it's plankton you idiot). You post balls, assume you're pretty when you're pretty fucking average and think we'll all lap it up. Nobody wants your stale sexchange whore minge.
5. Not everybody on uber is a virgin you stupid, trite, idiot shemale.
6. I don't think you're method, even though you're ugly (no offence method but when I'm throttling myself in the shower you're not who I'm doing).
7. fuck, off.
8. I have to go to work. Sure it's not a glamorous gig but I'm in school. When I become the district attorney I'm going to hunt your fucking flat ass down and pin some misdemeanor on it (the size of a house) - with something that won't poke through the other side of your stupid looking idiot hips - maybe a star picket - right up your fucking fag, shemale ass and through your mouth, with a note attached to the pointy end saying "if this star picket is poking out of my mouth, I'm a trite, banal, vapid fuckface and I deserve the chair - I'm wanted in like a fucking thousand countys, for basically being stupid."
9. fuck off. Back in the day, uber had cum-pocket whores like you, and they'd eventually leave. Please - do the right thing.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-11-05 00:32:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Lovely legs, beer wenches need more bust.
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2008-11-04 22:09:50 EST (#)
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so...you went as whores?
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-11-04 21:20:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
whore that needs to finish a series she started YEARS ago, below.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2008-11-04 20:19:14 EST (#)
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Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2008-04-19 08:21:23 EDT (#)
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Yet again, uber talks shit about a girl they could never in a million years dip their wick in. lol.
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Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-11-04 20:07:51 EST (#)
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I'm a Libra. Am I more rational than most?
pff.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2008-11-04 19:47:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Seriously people? 228 reviews?
Oh man, some things never change.
BTW- Your friend on the far right plzy.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-11-04 19:42:58 EST (#)
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hidden- you single-handedly gave this post 114 heat....and you're mocking the OTHER virgin bedwetters out???
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-04 19:38:23 EST (#)
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Awww, sorry about your cheek!!!
Sensory overload + high = good times.
I was just in Kansas City, MO a couple weeks ago! One of my good friends JUST moved to St. Louis in August for work.
We'll def have to catch up one of these days...if you decided to go out and get wasted hope you had fun! And NO DRUNK DRIVING...ONLY HIGH DRIVING!! ;) J/K.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-11-04 19:27:08 EST (#)
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SWEET MOTHER OF CHRIST I JUST BIT THE INSIDE OF MY CHEEK WHILE CHEWING GUM AND I'M SPITTING UP A MASSIVE AMOUNT OF BLOOD. OH YOU WHORING CUNT. YOU WHORING FUCKING CUNT.
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
fuck this, i'm leaving work and going to get drunk. maybe some of you DC uberers will see me getting crazy in Georgetown tonight. or i may just go to Fairfax or Falls Church.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-11-04 19:16:09 EST (#)
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yeah, i live in IL. i was living in Chicago but just bought a house right outside of St Louis on the IL side of the Mississippi because my family is in that area and i had been living far away from them for like 8 years.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-11-04 19:13:14 EST (#)
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all of those things sound totally awesome to me. that's the kind of stimulus i enjoy when i smoke.
yeah, i play guitar and have a fond appreciation for almost all types of music (i've been learning classical to help me play lead better). and i love a good comedy when i'm high or Chappelle Show. last time i got high, i watched Chappelle Show on my phone until the battery died. hahaha. silly stuff like that and good music is like a sensory overload for me when i'm high and i love it.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-04 19:11:03 EST (#)
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Wow, 90% of the time...that sucks. I'll be working with the Roanoke office (I'm currently in Richmond) a lot from here on out so I'll be traveling between 60-75% of the time. Where is home for you; I'm assuming you're in IL hence your voter registration being there?
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-04 19:07:53 EST (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-11-04 19:03:41 EST (#)
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i'd rather smoke with you, but drinks would be cool too. but not both. you don't want to see how retarded i get when i do both...
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Sweet, we should totally do that and then listen to a bunch of music (one of my favorite pasttimes). I've seen your comments on guitars...I'm assuming you play, which is pretty rad. Either that or we could watch a stupid/funny movie, or Chapelle's Show reruns.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-11-04 19:07:12 EST (#)
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unfortunately i'm going to be in Atlanta next week for a couple weeks. i like Atlanta, but i wish i didn't have to fly directly from DC to Atlanta. i need to check on my house and make sure it's still standing.
all this travel is getting old after 4 years of doing it 90% of the time....
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-11-04 19:03:41 EST (#)
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i'd rather smoke with you, but drinks would be cool too. but not both. you don't want to see how retarded i get when i do both...
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-04 19:00:35 EST (#)
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Hahaha @ below...so true, so true. If I'm ever in NoVA in the near future for work I'll def hit you up and we can grab a drank or two. Next week and the week after I'm going to the weed capital of the East Coast: Boone, NC. I'm TOTALLY getting high as fuck before the ride home on Friday.
*Note for the hypocrites: I said RIDE, not DRIVE.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-11-04 18:53:43 EST (#)
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i'll tell you how it happened- there's a bunch of guys on this site who have never seen a vagina up close and in person and there's a lot of ugly girls who get jealous of pretty ones that get all the attention from guys.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-04 18:51:16 EST (#)
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Wow. I meant to say "I see it prove me wrong more than I prove it wrong." It's been a hell of a day; now I get to study Accounting Information Systems...YAY!!!!! :(
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-11-04 18:48:51 EST (#)
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also, if the source you are starting with has fucked up sound, there's not a whole lot of options for cleaning it up. you can't start with shit and end up with awesome.
there are noise filters you can use, but if your cam didn't pick up certain frequencies, you won't be able to get those frequencies back.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-04 18:46:44 EST (#)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-11-04 18:25:34 EST (#)
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Leo? Libra?? Wah. Stars in the sky can predict actions and future??
No way, folks. On the other hand, Libras are fucking awesome. . .
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Libras ARE DEFINITELY fucking awesome. But for the record, Bubba, I vehemently oppose the supposition that stars can predict actions and future. I DO believe in the personality aspect of it. It's too coincidental and I see it prove me wrong more than it proves me wrong.
Shlongy, no. Sorry.
Forensic: I am indeed a heat magnet...I have no idea how this happens...it never ceases to befuddle or amaze me.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-11-04 18:46:27 EST (#)
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if you just want the sound, you're definitely going to want to put them in mp3 format as it will have the best compression algorithm while being the most compatible with everything you want to play it on. CD quality is 128kbps. if you use a lower bit rate than that, you will start to get loss, but it won't necessarily be noticeable to the human ear (unless you have a badass Klipsch system at home like me) until you start to getting under 96kbps. a 5 minute song will usually be around 5 to 6MB if you use 128kpbs as your bit rate. my recommendation is 2 channel (stereo sound), 128kbps bit rate with a 44kHz sample rate.
anyway, whatever program you use, you'll want to set the format and bit rate you want to use and not configure the video options at all and find wherever in the program you tell it to only encode the audio stream.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-11-04 18:37:25 EST (#)
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Bubba, i'm the biggest skeptic in the world and the last person you'd ever expect to put any stock into astrology, but i swear to god, it seems to be able to predict a person's personality fairly well in many instances. it doesn't seem like voodoo magic to me because i'm one of those people that can usually pick out a what person's personality will be like by their physical attributes and i'm almost never wrong. some things are reasonably predictable within a certain margin of error. call it being judgmental but i always give people a chance to prove me wrong.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2008-11-04 18:36:24 EST (#)
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oooh i'm going to avert disaster. i don't want it to remain in video. i could do that on my own. what i want is the soundtrack from the vids as they were the reason i was recording it. they're a bit fuzzy and badly equalized and i'm just looking for a clean up of sound files. you'd be getting sound files to tinker with. i will keep that in mind and play with them and see how big/small i can make them.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-11-04 18:36:00 EST (#)
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Jesus girl! You're a heat magnet up in this mutha!
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-11-04 18:27:47 EST (#)
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inion- it doesn't matter what format you start with as long as it's as uncompressed as possible for the best results. i can't really recommend anything to you that is free since you're on a Mac that will compress the video into a proper format that everyone can watch. and since it's 130MB, you wouldn't be able to get it to me unless you had an FTP server to host it on.
maybe another Mac user can suggest something. all i can do is explain the concept of compressing video to you and you'd have to take it from there by reading tutorials online.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-11-04 18:25:34 EST (#)
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Leo? Libra?? Wah. Stars in the sky can predict actions and future??
No way, folks. On the other hand, Libras are fucking awesome. . .
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-11-04 18:23:39 EST (#)
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yep. most people notice my tendency to try to grab up all the attention and say "that dude is a Leo".
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-11-04 18:21:04 EST (#)
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I'm a Leo so feel free to suck my dick.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2008-11-04 18:19:03 EST (#)
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it's not that the camera's cheap it's just video was kind of a secondary thought when it was created and not even in the wings when i bought it. i'm on a mac. i can play anything (as far as i'm aware). i use itunes. all of them are aac/m4a. i have no idea what that actually means but i think you'd probably need to know that.
one problem though, the vids are like 130mb each in .mov. so to get them to you the easiest way i know how i need to make them under 100mb. does it matter what format they are for you to start with?
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-04 18:13:53 EST (#)
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I love Leos!! They're awesome but they're a little more attention whoring than the rest of the zodiac (which explains the extensive camwhoring prevalent on your User Info page). The explanation for MY camwhoring is the typical Libran greed for approval/acceptance.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-11-04 18:11:14 EST (#)
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hahaha, you're way off, sage. forget about my rational, objective side. i'm a Leo all the way and you'd know it if you met me in person. i am, however, able to control myself unlike most Leos.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-11-04 18:05:07 EST (#)
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yeah, i'm not a sound engineer or anything, but i can definitely do what you want. i have plenty of experience with that kind of thing.
what kind of camera did you use? if you were using a cheap cam, the microphone isn't going to be able to pick up every frequency. i picked up a good HD camera that records in 5.1 for under a grand. if you do a lot of recording, i can recommend fairly inexpensive equipment that will do what you want.
are you using a mac or a pc? i'm not a fan of doing these types of things with Apple software. i can put it in any format you'd like. WMV is probably the best solution because it will play on both Macs and PCs while offering the best compression without having to install additional codecs.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-04 18:01:59 EST (#)
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Weather: Nonsense; no one on uber has a chance with me. I have zero desire whatsoever to hook up with anyone on ubersite. Point blank, period. Sorry that squeaking annoys you. I'll make a point to never squeak should I ever grace you with my presence.
Hidden: I have no idea what sign you are although I'm willing to guess that you're an air sign of sorts. I only say this because you seem more rational and objective than most, which are hallmark traits of typical air signs. The three air signs in the zodiac are Aquarius, Gemini, and Libra. Are you one of those signs?
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2008-11-04 17:39:49 EST (#)
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You're hot for a blonde. That is to say, I might fuck you
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2008-11-04 17:38:11 EST (#)
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oh hey hidden, you gots music experience right yo?
anyway, i went to a show and i took vid. i'd like to have cleaner version of the sound. any free programs that can help me with that? or really, can YOU do it? i have quicktime pro and the best i can do is converting the .mov to .au, .aiff or .wav with incredibly high settings. which gives me giant files. the mic in the camera i used apparently had some sort of equalizer because it muted as he raised his voice. there's also some random white noise. i don't mind the audience so much, just the fuzzy static bits when you turn up the volume.
actually let me open this one up to any music peoples.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2008-11-04 17:34:41 EST (#)
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for the hotel room-destroying sex?
you're not getting engaged to her you're just doing her in the pooper here.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-11-04 17:25:22 EST (#)
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You can hang out with my balls the next time you're in SC.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-11-04 17:21:43 EST (#)
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zing!
Submitted by weather (user info) at 2008-11-04 17:19:44 EST (#)
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hidden, try sarcasm on for size and let me know if it fits, you fucking walnut eyed spaz.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-11-04 17:18:14 EST (#)
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Submitted by weather (user info) at 2008-11-04 17:04:53 EST (#)
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Squeaking is perhaps the most annoying thing any cunt can do.
Also, I think hidden has a chance if he plays his cards right.
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why would i try to hook up with someone on ubersite after that disaster with Lisa? three years of HELL! i have made a couple real friends from this site, but you're not going to see me try to bang anyone from here. i defend sage because she seems normal and i like the stuff she has to say most of the time. i would hang out with her if she wanted to go have a couple drinks just because all i do when i travel is work and then go back to my hotel and it would be nice to actually get out for once, but it seems like both of us are quite busy with work.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-11-04 17:10:19 EST (#)
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inion, i know what you said. i guess my response sounded like i was lumping you in with everyone else. sorry. you just happened to be the one to respond when i made the comment that i didn't believe everyone who attacks people on this site for drinking and driving hasn't done it themselves at one point.
Submitted by weather (user info) at 2008-11-04 17:04:53 EST (#)
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Squeaking is perhaps the most annoying thing any cunt can do.
Also, I think hidden has a chance if he plays his cards right.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2008-11-04 17:03:27 EST (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-11-04 16:44:54 EST (#)
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inion- i'm not saying i don't believe you. i am saying that i have seen this happen more than once on uber. someone will say they drank and drove and everyone jumps all over them and acts like they've never done anything like that before. some people genuinely haven't done it before, but i honestly don't believe that everyone who makes a big deal out of it has never done it before. when i see people i know do it, i tell them that i don't approve of it and i ask them not to do it again and to try to be more responsible, but i don't tell them i think they are terrible people because like i said, i used to wake up with my keys in my hand, knowing i blacked out and drove home without even remembering where i had been or what i did.
can you believe you're hearing this from hidden101? hahaha. man, i've really grown up these past few years...
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"honey, our son's a man now" *tear*
"waaaaaait. you're kidding right? it's as bad as drinking and driving. you being the only person in the car doesn't negate the chance that you can very easily smash into someone else and kill them. and being more cautious behind the wheel because you did drugs doesn't mean that your reflexes aren't fucked. sleep in your car, get a dd or don't fuck with your mental state if you have to drive.
christ's sake. "
my exact words. i didn't say she was a terrible person (yet, i'll give myself room to be a total bitch at a later date).
i've never truly blacked out. i've passed out and that has accounted for memory gaps in the night and there's actually really only one or two nights i'm not completely sure of what happened but i had babysitters those nights. so i can't really say anything about the blacking out and waking up having driven home. that's a bit scary. i can say, i've spent quite cold ass nights in the passenger seat of my car sleeping it off after. or i've limited myself to one or no drinks and then stuck to no alcohol the rest of the night if i didn't know how i was getting home.
i'm starting to think i should be more reckless. i sound old.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-11-04 17:01:48 EST (#)
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Oh NO!!! Ise neber drinked and droved!!!
LYING COCKSUCKERS. ALL OF YOU.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-11-04 16:56:26 EST (#)
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SLOW CHILDREN
Was I right? What do I win?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-11-04 16:56:23 EST (#)
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If Shlongy didn't drink and drive, how would he get anywhere? I've got places to go, people to see, broads to bang.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-11-04 16:52:02 EST (#)
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i bet you can guess what it is. i'll give you a shot at it and then i'll tell you if you were right.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-04 16:46:31 EST (#)
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What's your sign, hidden? Just curious.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-11-04 16:44:54 EST (#)
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i had to vote early because i'm in NoVA right now and i'm registered to vote in IL. i'm so glad you can vote early or else i wouldn't have been able to vote. i didn't have an absentee ballot.
inion- i'm not saying i don't believe you. i am saying that i have seen this happen more than once on uber. someone will say they drank and drove and everyone jumps all over them and acts like they've never done anything like that before. some people genuinely haven't done it before, but i honestly don't believe that everyone who makes a big deal out of it has never done it before. when i see people i know do it, i tell them that i don't approve of it and i ask them not to do it again and to try to be more responsible, but i don't tell them i think they are terrible people because like i said, i used to wake up with my keys in my hand, knowing i blacked out and drove home without even remembering where i had been or what i did.
can you believe you're hearing this from hidden101? hahaha. man, i've really grown up these past few years...
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-04 16:42:14 EST (#)
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Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-11-04 16:37:46 EST (#)
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Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-04 16:36:09 EST (#)
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This is the first week I've slept in my own bed in like a month and it'll be the last week for a while...
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WHORE!
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LOL!! It's like I've said many times...I wish!
I've been in hotels and shady ass motels (SAM's) for the past three weeks.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-04 16:41:03 EST (#)
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Inion: I am definitely a squeaker...it happens when we blondes get excited about something (commercials, our team winning in football, new shoes/clothes, friends' successes, buttery nipple shots, etc. etc.) Sorry 'bout that...but it goes with the territory.
**Sidebar: if your friends aren't natural blondes their squeaking is fake. And they're probably not that smart. The fumes from the bleach make fake blondes dumbasses. Only the natural blondes are the smarty pants, although we ARE squeakers and DO admittedly suffer from blonde moments from time to time (case in point: my failure to use words in their proper context that Oathy obviated (heh heh that'll get him going)).
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-11-04 16:37:46 EST (#)
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Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-04 16:36:09 EST (#)
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This is the first week I've slept in my own bed in like a month and it'll be the last week for a while...
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WHORE!
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-04 16:36:09 EST (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-11-04 16:28:51 EST (#)
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inion- just because a pretty blonde says "bff", it doesn't mean she's a dizzy bitch. i say bff jokingly all the time, does that make me stupid? i've seen sage say plenty of intelligent things here so i don't think she's your typical bimbo.
i wouldn't let yourself get annoyed without good reason, that's all i'm sayin'.
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Did you get to vote today or were you out of town/voted early? This is the first week I've slept in my own bed in like a month and it'll be the last week for a while...
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2008-11-04 16:33:51 EST (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-11-04 16:28:51 EST (#)
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inion- just because a pretty blonde says "bff", it doesn't mean she's a dizzy bitch. i say bff jokingly all the time, does that make me stupid? i've seen sage say plenty of intelligent things here so i don't think she's your typical bimbo.
i wouldn't let yourself get annoyed without good reason, that's all i'm sayin'.
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it's a reflex at this point because i am just surrounded by the fuckers
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most of my friends are blonde. as much as they are generally not a bunch of walking stereotypes, when they squeak it gets the same reaction.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2008-11-04 16:30:24 EST (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-11-04 15:45:03 EST (#)
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look at these peop