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Submitted by Bubba2341 (View user info) at 2008-11-08 16:29:23 EST
I showed my wife the post where you gave the proper pronunciation of "Gyros."
Her: Is his opinion reliable?
Me: As reliable as my dick.
Her: Shit! Oh well, ask him for a recipe.
So, there it is. Greek dude, will you provide a good recipe for Gyros? We really like them.
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Submitted by BadSamaritan87 (user info) at 2008-11-22 23:22:59 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2008-11-10 14:36:24 EST (#)
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Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-11-09 22:31:02 EST (#)
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Dad had a grad student who was Greek. I have no idea how this particular Greek pronounces "gyro," but his name is Taki, which I find amusing, because it sounds like "taco." During a volleyball game, the Greek called my dad a "son of a bitch," probably in a joking manner. Now, Dad is very sensitive to the phrase "son of a bitch," as Dad's mom died when he was just a boy, and Dad loved his mom. Dad took the Greek by the scruff of the neck and said (according to Dad), "If you ever call me that again, I'm going to beat the ever-loving shit out of you."
Years later, Dad married the Greek's ex-wife, who had been the wife of the Greek when the Greek was Dad's grad student. And they lived happily ever after.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-11-09 22:19:46 EST (#)
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Doodles, Phallic reamed you well, shitboy. STFU.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-11-09 19:56:56 EST (#)
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After briefly looking at your history, I've deduced that one of your posts could very well exceed my entire uber career effort wise.
You can be proud of that.
Or cry about it, your call really.
Either way http://www.moid.org/ed/i%20dunno.jpg describes how I will view you from now on.
By the way, bubba's still a piece of shit.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-11-09 17:39:25 EST (#)
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Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-11-09 02:35:32 EST (#)
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LOL @ user in the 25k range yelling about "the whole point of Uber"
Sit down and stfu, noob.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-11-09 16:14:55 EST (#)
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Get ready for a tiny, flaccid meal then, bitch.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-11-09 14:37:46 EST (#)
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please note, i never got pissed off.
there is no line.
Submitted by johnsull69 (user info) at 2008-11-09 12:57:10 EST (#)
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Lame can't believe your married Butterballs to who your sister.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-11-09 10:24:33 EST (#)
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Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-11-08 23:02:33 EST (#)
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Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-11-08 21:22:04 EST (#)
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We are all retards here. I got asked if I wanted to go to a strip club tonight by a beautiful young lady. My response: Nah, I'm eating chili. Haha I'm fucking old.
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That better be Skyline or I'll make you drink Wiedemann Light when you're in town.
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Jesus...do they still make Wiedemann? I can remember buying that swill for $1.29/six pack, or something. Do they still make Burger? Burger's even worse.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-11-09 10:02:52 EST (#)
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hey Method, do you also have any recipes lying around for "toast".
I'm interested in cooking some toast.
Submitted by douchebag (user info) at 2008-11-09 09:18:04 EST (#)
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Submitted by Little_Sally (user info) at 2008-11-09 02:55:03 EST (#)
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Way to sum it up there, Uniter.
You know, for somebody named "The Uniter" you really don't seem to unite anything. You give voice to opinions already made, you seem to get personal very quickly (for example, "simpering twat") and I don't think that's okay. If you are going to be the Uniter; give ratings with no comments. Don't come in with your half-assed opinions about what a certain user should or shouldn't do. Who the fuck are you?
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Seriously, who gives a fuck?
Apart from you obviously, but cum stains like you don't count.
Submitted by Little_Sally (user info) at 2008-11-09 02:55:03 EST (#)
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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-11-08 19:38:27 EST (#)
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STFU you simpering twat.
Ubersite is a place where the bullied can experience life from the other side. Apollo is a chubby little man grown from a fat little boy who was picked last for sports but first for ridicule. He comes here for petty retaliation and thus deserves whatever comes his way.
Bubba's crime is not crossing some imaginary line of decorum, it's being relentlessly clueless as to the shifting taste and humour of a group of insecure idiots whose primary social interaction is with others of a similar ilk, and desperately craving their approval.
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Way to sum it up there, Uniter.
You know, for somebody named "The Uniter" you really don't seem to unite anything. You give voice to opinions already made, you seem to get personal very quickly (for example, "simpering twat") and I don't think that's okay. If you are going to be the Uniter; give ratings with no comments. Don't come in with your half-assed opinions about what a certain user should or shouldn't do. Who the fuck are you?
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-11-09 02:38:06 EST (#)
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Also you ar an Ass. You are an Asshole. You are an Ass. You are an Asshole. You are an Ass. You are an Asshole. You are an Ass. You are an Asshole. You are an Ass. You are an Asshole. You are an Ass. You are an Asshole. You are an Ass. You are an Asshole. You are an Ass. You are an Asshole. You are an Ass. You are an Asshole. You are an Ass. You are an Asshole. You are an Ass. You are an Asshole. You are an Ass. You are an Asshole. You are an Ass. You are an Asshole. You are an Ass. You are an Asshole. You are an Ass. You are an Asshole. You are an Ass.
Get the point yet?
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-11-09 02:35:32 EST (#)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-11-08 20:17:21 EST (#)
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Lungfish et al: So I'm a low-life. Here it is:
Apollo, I was out of line when I said what I did. Maybe I over-reacted to your comments about my wife. I was simply asking Method for a gyro recipe, which gave you no call to insult my wife.
If you want to attack me, fine. Leave my wife out of it. She has commented many times on what a fool I am staying on a site full of assholes. I tried to explain to her that it's all in fun and not serious, but sometimes I wonder if I'm fooling myself. Some here take it as a joke, others at face value.
As petty as it may sound, being called an ass, even in jest, hurts me, Lungfish. My father would get drunk and call me an ass or asshole, and everytime I see or hear those words I hurt all over again. Not your fault, but that's how it is.
Again, Apollo, I'm sorry. I'm sure your wife is a beautiful person and you love her very much. I wish her the best.
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Fuck you for apologizing.
Seriously just because two random cunts say that's low doesn't mean you apologize.
THE WHOLE FUCKNIG POINT OF UBER IS TO ATTACK EACH OTHER YOU IDIOTIC WASTE OF OXYGEN.
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST I FEEL LIKE I'M TRYING TO EXPLAIN TO A RETARD WHY EATING PASTE IS A BAD THING.
Honestly you can't function on at an average mental capacity.
I assume your 'wife' can't either.
Assuming you have a wife.
Which I doubt.
Unless she is also your niece.
And by niece I mean you.
Go fuck some more homeless women you sniveling waste of life.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-11-08 23:02:33 EST (#)
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Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-11-08 21:22:04 EST (#)
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We are all retards here. I got asked if I wanted to go to a strip club tonight by a beautiful young lady. My response: Nah, I'm eating chili. Haha I'm fucking old.
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That better be Skyline or I'll make you drink Wiedemann Light when you're in town.
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-11-08 22:26:44 EST (#)
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truth below
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-11-08 22:26:09 EST (#)
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There's a joint here in town called Continental Grill that does Greek food.
Hummos, shawarma, falaffel, grape leaves, kibbie, tabouli, fattoush, mishwi, gyros, kabobs... and hotdogs.
Submitted by AChtungbaby (user info) at 2008-11-08 22:23:20 EST (#)
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i miss j greening. Bubba's like greening lite, or having to sit through romancing the stone after having watched Raiders of the Lost Ark.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-11-08 22:19:16 EST (#)
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Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-11-08 22:11:08 EST (#)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-11-08 21:27:13 EST (#)
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I wanted a real recipe, not the generic shit from internet fools.
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?????
Not only do you waste oxygen but somehow you've even managed to fuck-up photosynthesis.
You are un-fucking-believable.
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Wildboy, why don't you just shut up? The internet comment was directed at you. Method gave me what I wanted, which was the sauce recipe. Brush up on your reading skills, asshole.
Any fool (even you) can figure out how to take a pita and put shit inside it. Dumbass.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-11-08 22:11:08 EST (#)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-11-08 21:27:13 EST (#)
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I wanted a real recipe, not the generic shit from internet fools.
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?????
Not only do you waste oxygen but somehow you've even managed to fuck-up photosynthesis.
You are un-fucking-believable.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-11-08 22:02:15 EST (#)
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I'm not pissed, nor am I ungrateful. My comments were directed at that asshole Wildman.
So fuck off and die.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-11-08 21:59:25 EST (#)
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He's incredibly ungrateful, as always, that's all. I don't know why I bother trying sometimes!
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-11-08 21:54:03 EST (#)
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i don't know why you are so pissed, Bubba.
He gave you the recipe.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-11-08 21:27:13 EST (#)
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Wildman, get fucked. I wanted a real recipe, not the generic shit from internet fools. You can get a billion burrito recipes on the net too, but they aren't as good as the ones from Ms Martinez around the corner. Dipshit.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-11-08 21:22:48 EST (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-11-08 21:14:47 EST (#)
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You are a boring, crass, chronically unfunny smear of dried up shit.
Punching out a response to your inane banter is pointless as you have consistently demonstrated your inability to add any sort of value to even the limited conversation this website affords beyond a convenient imaginary retard to laugh at.
Ass.
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Cool!! Now, that's the simplistic, idiotic type of reply I expect from a purveyor of pseudointellectual hogwash. Oh, and in the future, Robert, please don't end a sentence with a preposition. It detracts from your brilliant image. . .
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-11-08 21:22:04 EST (#)
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We are all retards here. I got asked if I wanted to go to a strip club tonight by a beautiful young lady. My response: Nah, I'm eating chili. Haha I'm fucking old.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-11-08 21:14:47 EST (#)
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You are a boring, crass, chronically unfunny smear of dried up shit.
Punching out a response to your inane banter is pointless as you have consistently demonstrated your inability to add any sort of value to even the limited conversation this website affords beyond a convenient imaginary retard to laugh at.
Ass.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-11-08 21:11:45 EST (#)
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hahahahahahahahah i win
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-11-08 21:11:42 EST (#)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-11-08 20:36:46 EST (#)
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I JUST WANT A FUCKING GYRO RECIPE, FOLKS!! I didn't ask for a ration of shit.
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Bullshit! There's over 70,000 pages of recipies for gyro on the Internet and you come to a site inhabited by people 30 years your junior to ask them?, you lying, or incredibility sad, stupid, and needy piece of jetsam.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-11-08 21:11:30 EST (#)
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Lunger and others: SEE MY POINT???? I apologized to Apollo, but you see Method's comments.
Who is the REAL asshole here, folks?
Fuck it. I'll never eat Greek food again. Stick your recipe up your ass.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-11-08 21:07:54 EST (#)
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I was joking, Bubba, as ever.
Now, hug Apollo.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-11-08 21:05:25 EST (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-11-08 20:59:59 EST (#)
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Ass
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As usual, Robbie, you're a day late and a dollar short. In other words, you be too late, honky.
What happened to your phony wannabe intellectual drivel? Did you finally wise up? I doubt THAT!!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-11-08 21:05:04 EST (#)
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Here you go yuou stupid fucking asshole, I hope you choke on it and die and your fat boar of a wife is forced to gnaw on your remains to survive since she's perpetually handcuffed to the radiator like the subhuman monster that she is, and the key is completely out of her reach.
http://www.kronosproducts.com/r-gyros10.html
If you want to make your own tzatziki sauce, which is the best part, you have to get the following:
Large container of Greek Yogurt (Fage is the brand name)
Shredded cucumber
shredded garlic
Cheese cloth
Put the yogurt in the cheese cloth and hang it over your sink, and let it drain for several hours, I forget exactly how long, maybe overnight, yogurt doesn't ruin I think. Then you mix the finely shredded cucumber and garlic with the yogurt, and add some salt to your liking.
The gyro meat, there's really no way to make your own, as it comes premade in a large rotating spit and they slice it off, otherwise you just have to buy the frozen stuff, which isn't as good. Otherwise, you can make souvlaki which is the chunks of pork or chicken instead of the slices of meat. You put that on skewers with chunks of onions and peppers and tomatoes alternating between the meat, and cook that on a grill.
Otherwise, you put some lettuce and tomato and onion in the sandwich with the meat and sauce, and that's about it. In Greece they put french fries in there too.
Godammit my fucking dog just fucking farted
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-11-08 20:59:59 EST (#)
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Ass
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-11-08 20:56:33 EST (#)
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I JUST WANT A FUCKING GYRO RECIPE, FOLKS!! I didn't ask for a ration of shit.
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hahaha.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-11-08 20:36:46 EST (#)
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Part two:
Lungfish, next time don't say, "Bubba, apologize to Apollo." Ask me, don't fucking tell me. I'm goddamned near old enough to be your father, and I don't accept direction from anyone. Suggestions, yes. Directives, no. End of subject.
At least Rob Berg had the good taste to just leave his -2 with no comment, which is a welcome change from his typical pontification.
I JUST WANT A FUCKING GYRO RECIPE, FOLKS!! I didn't ask for a ration of shit.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-11-08 20:30:37 EST (#)
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Square peg
Round hole
But keeps on pounding away, anyway.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-11-08 20:17:21 EST (#)
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Lungfish et al: So I'm a low-life. Here it is:
Apollo, I was out of line when I said what I did. Maybe I over-reacted to your comments about my wife. I was simply asking Method for a gyro recipe, which gave you no call to insult my wife.
If you want to attack me, fine. Leave my wife out of it. She has commented many times on what a fool I am staying on a site full of assholes. I tried to explain to her that it's all in fun and not serious, but sometimes I wonder if I'm fooling myself. Some here take it as a joke, others at face value.
As petty as it may sound, being called an ass, even in jest, hurts me, Lungfish. My father would get drunk and call me an ass or asshole, and everytime I see or hear those words I hurt all over again. Not your fault, but that's how it is.
Again, Apollo, I'm sorry. I'm sure your wife is a beautiful person and you love her very much. I wish her the best.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-11-08 19:38:27 EST (#)
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STFU you simpering twat.
Ubersite is a place where the bullied can experience life from the other side. Apollo is a chubby little man grown from a fat little boy who was picked last for sports but first for ridicule. He comes here for petty retaliation and thus deserves whatever comes his way.
Bubba's crime is not crossing some imaginary line of decorum, it's being relentlessly clueless as to the shifting taste and humour of a group of insecure idiots whose primary social interaction is with others of a similar ilk, and desperately craving their approval.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-11-08 18:37:31 EST (#)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-11-08 16:40:36 EST (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-11-08 16:39:02 EST (#)
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your wife can read?
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Sure. She doesn't have retarded medical issues, either.
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That is pretty low, actually.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-11-08 18:33:27 EST (#)
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I probably haven't paid enough attention, which is a good thing. Still, I've never even had a gyro, and my dad lied to me.
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2008-11-08 18:30:39 EST (#)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-11-08 16:40:36 EST (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-11-08 16:39:02 EST (#)
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your wife can read?
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Sure. She doesn't have retarded medical issues, either.
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You're an asshole.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-11-08 18:29:45 EST (#)
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Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-11-08 18:24:16 EST (#)
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I was going to make some analogy here. I don't think it's going to work. Bubba, apologize to Apollo. That was dickheadish. We're all dicks here, but there are some lines that should not be crossed.
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Apollo crosses those lines all the time. He apologizes, on occasion.
Caulaincourt is even worse.
I always thought it was jhy-ro. Like gyroscope.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-11-08 18:24:16 EST (#)
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Two of my crew members got in a fight Friday. Both women older than I, which is probably not of importance. One of them was pissed off at the other for not doing the task at hand the way she felt it should be done, and for generally being too assertive and bossy. She came to me to complain. I said something along the lines of, "Jesus Christ...we have 15 more minutes of work today before we go home. Unless you guys apologize and hug now, I'm going to treat both of you like school children and separate you on Monday. For fuck's sake, I've been pissed off for six months, and you can't even tell that I'm pissed off and you damn-sure don't see me taking it out on anyone else...and I'm the fucking boss."
They apologized to each other, hugged, and then one of them asked me if I was going to fire her.
I was going to make some analogy here. I don't think it's going to work. Bubba, apologize to Apollo. That was dickheadish. We're all dicks here, but there are some lines that should not be crossed.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-11-08 18:22:59 EST (#)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-08-24 13:53:22 EDT (#)
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Doodles, you fucking chump. Why do you and others think this guy is my alter? There is no basis for that belief.
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You're right, Bubba. There's no basis at all. I mean, the fact that he randomly +2s your posts, and randomly -2s the posts of the people that, funnily enough, you claim to dislike, and the fact he seems to be on at the same time as you but not posting at, you know, exactly the same time, and the fact that he uses the same level of written expression...
Yeh, that gives us NO basis at all to believe he's your alter!
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-11-08 18:05:17 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2008-11-08 18:03:40 EST (#)
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MS is not a retarded medical issue.
Incest is.
Kill yourself.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-11-08 17:47:22 EST (#)
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Sorry, Lunger, no bad intended. I just want a fucking recipe!!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-11-08 17:46:45 EST (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-11-08 22:42:43 GMT (#)
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Giros?
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Doner kebabs, em!
I can't believe Laura is out! :(
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-11-08 17:42:43 EST (#)
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Giros?
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-11-08 17:38:51 EST (#)
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My dad told me about 30 years that the word had a somewhat different pronunciation. I believed him, because he has a PhD and shit. For 30 or so years now, I believed that the word was pronounced "yeero." I just looked it up on Wikipedia, which is always right, and it said my dad was wrong. Fuckin' hell. Thanks a lot, Bubba. I now respect my dad a little bit less than I did before. Thanks a fucking lot. Jesus. Ass.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-11-08 17:23:17 EST (#)
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It's an honest question, assholes.
Submitted by billrhine (user info) at 2008-11-08 16:54:28 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-11-08 16:51:31 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-11-08 16:50:52 EST (#)
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your dum
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-11-08 16:45:10 EST (#)
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after a certain age women are just stuck with whatever mistake they made. It's a shame, really.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-11-08 16:41:16 EST (#)
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and she stays with YOU?
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-11-08 16:40:36 EST (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-11-08 16:39:02 EST (#)
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your wife can read?
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Sure. She doesn't have retarded medical issues, either.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-11-08 16:39:02 EST (#)
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your wife can read?