i want to mate with another GINGER (796 hits)
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Submitted by shandythetopdog (View user info) at 2008-11-10 22:47:27 EST
yes, that's right, i want to mate with my own kind.
the other day there was a ginger on one of the selection panels i work with. her colouring was very similar to mine - auburn hair and hazel eyes. i was mesmerised. When our eyes met it was like some kind of nuclear reaction. I'd found the female version of myself!
then yesterday i came across another hazel-eyed ginger (certainly not a blue-eyed gingers, they are horrible freaks) i used to work with long ago. she is a weird little hunchback nutjob with whom there is no possiblitiy of sexual union, but nevertheless looking into her eyes was like looking into a wonderful gentle dreamworld. i felt so at home! amongst my own kind!
and then just now i was reminded of ginger charms by rad's post below.
THAT'S IT! no more satan impersonating asian sluts with their evil shiny black hair! i'm going ginger all the way. and when two gingers breed, the result is ALWAYS more gingers. THIS IS THE START OF THE GINGER REVOLUTION.
now, where do i find ginger sluts? ARE YOU OUT THERE, WAITING FOR YOUR GINGER PRINCE????
(in the interests of contact with golden pubic hair, i might even be willing to mate with a blue or green eyed ginger)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-11-12 21:30:06 EST (#)
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shandy actually is not species specific.
he has mated with an orangutan.
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2008-11-12 01:35:01 EST (#)
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Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2008-11-11 10:06:57 EST (#)
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are you species specific? If not I can hook you up with a ginger cocker spaniel!
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i have my own ginger bitch, but thanks for the offer
sadly, i believe attempts to acctually mate with her would be futile, until the DNA boffins get their acts into gear
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2008-11-12 01:30:48 EST (#)
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Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-11-11 09:11:51 EST (#)
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I read the first line as 'I want mate with my own kid'
No less than 7 times.
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i wish i HAD written that - what a line!
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2008-11-12 01:26:55 EST (#)
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Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2008-11-11 05:47:30 EST (#)
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good thing yer not black.
a black redhead would look silly
if i could find a (preferably attractive) black redhead i would pay any price to breed with her
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2008-11-11 19:12:01 EST (#)
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Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2008-11-11 08:30:38 EST (#)
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"Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2008-11-10 22:59:03 EST (#)
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I enjoy watching your journey through the medium of text.
I don't know where you're going to end up, but watching you get there is infinitely interesting. "
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oh jesus, circe is trying to out-pretentious me.
i may be mistaken, but you havent been to uni, yet, you cant say shit like that. you need a degree to be that much of a wanker. its why we pay the money.
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I took an online course with a voucher I clipped out of a That's Life! magazine.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-11-11 16:20:40 EST (#)
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i find redheads to be quite shallow and pedantic, yehemmmmm
Submitted by Replen (user info) at 2008-11-11 13:53:18 EST (#)
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Submitted by FilledwithHate (user info) at 2008-11-11 13:19:55 EST (#)
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I think Jack is available.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2008-11-11 13:14:13 EST (#)
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Wont someone PLEASE think of the children! *faints*
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-11-11 12:01:31 EST (#)
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this post wasn't really completed until god mode responded to Circe
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-11-11 11:54:47 EST (#)
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Oh yeah? Well get in line.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-11-11 11:00:08 EST (#)
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I don't think I know any ginger sluts, but good luck to you.
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2008-11-11 10:06:57 EST (#)
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are you species specific? If not I can hook you up with a ginger cocker spaniel!
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-11-11 09:42:17 EST (#)
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Mousy????
Brilliant brown.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-11 09:21:26 EST (#)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-11-11 00:15:25 EST (#)
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Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-11 00:08:53 EST (#)
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My mom and sister are gingers. My Dad and brother are brunettes. I'm a blonde. WTF??
I have naturally blonde hair and green eyes. I'm the fucking fluke of my family. I make no fucking sense.
Hmm...I'm high. I'm done with my homework. :) Could be higher...hmmmmm. I'll smoke another, I think.
*leaves a trail of pixie dust*
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The answer is simple: Your mama fooled around.
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She definitely DID fool around, but that was after my brother was born. I'm definitely my father's child. My blonde hair actually comes from my uncle on my Mom's side.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-11-11 09:11:51 EST (#)
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I read the first line as 'I want mate with my own kid'
No less than 7 times.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2008-11-11 08:30:38 EST (#)
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"Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2008-11-10 22:59:03 EST (#)
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I enjoy watching your journey through the medium of text.
I don't know where you're going to end up, but watching you get there is infinitely interesting. "
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oh jesus, circe is trying to out-pretentious me.
i may be mistaken, but you havent been to uni, yet, you cant say shit like that. you need a degree to be that much of a wanker. its why we pay the money.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-11-11 05:50:17 EST (#)
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I'd like to think this was a clever parody of genetics and human demographics. People move from continent to continent and have lots of sex at the same time, with the result that there are more mixed-race people than ever before. In fact, at some point in the future, all humans will eventually meld into a middle ground, a nice pale brown shade.
But I don't think that's what you were getting at.
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2008-11-11 05:47:30 EST (#)
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good thing yer not black.
a black redhead would look silly
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2008-11-11 04:29:06 EST (#)
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Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2008-11-10 22:59:03 EST (#)
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I enjoy watching your journey through the medium of text.
I don't know where you're going to end up, but watching you get there is infinitely interesting.
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do you have any theories on where i might end up? i'm starting to worry about that more and more as the years go by
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2008-11-11 04:27:34 EST (#)
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Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-11 00:08:53 EST (#)
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My mom and sister are gingers. My Dad and brother are brunettes. I'm a blonde. WTF??
I have naturally blonde hair and green eyes. I'm the fucking fluke of my family. I make no fucking sense.
Hmm...I'm high. I'm done with my homework. :) Could be higher...hmmmmm. I'll smoke another, I think.
*leaves a trail of pixie dust*
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you seem pretty damn close to being a ginger - let's mate! there must be a fair chance of ginger offspring. when will you next be in australia?
(my mum and dad were both brunettes - straight black hair - and they produced three children, all curly headed gingers. this is further proof that i am, much as it pains caulincunt, VERY SPECIAL)
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-11-11 03:58:14 EST (#)
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How about Geri Halliwell?
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-11-11 01:58:16 EST (#)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-11-11 00:15:25 EST (#)
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Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-11 00:08:53 EST (#)
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My mom and sister are gingers. My Dad and brother are brunettes. I'm a blonde. WTF??
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The answer is simple: Your mama fooled around.
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Unlike your "mom" (using that term Very Loosely), at least she stayed within her own species
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-11-11 00:22:30 EST (#)
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I enjoy the severe lack of effort put into your posts. Effort is for losers.
But green eyed ginger women are hot.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-11-11 00:15:25 EST (#)
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Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-11 00:08:53 EST (#)
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My mom and sister are gingers. My Dad and brother are brunettes. I'm a blonde. WTF??
I have naturally blonde hair and green eyes. I'm the fucking fluke of my family. I make no fucking sense.
Hmm...I'm high. I'm done with my homework. :) Could be higher...hmmmmm. I'll smoke another, I think.
*leaves a trail of pixie dust*
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The answer is simple: Your mama fooled around.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-11 00:08:53 EST (#)
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My mom and sister are gingers. My Dad and brother are brunettes. I'm a blonde. WTF??
I have naturally blonde hair and green eyes. I'm the fucking fluke of my family. I make no fucking sense.
Hmm...I'm high. I'm done with my homework. :) Could be higher...hmmmmm. I'll smoke another, I think.
*leaves a trail of pixie dust*
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-11-10 23:37:06 EST (#)
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So go fuck Oathmeal and get it over with you piece of shit.
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-11-10 23:36:54 EST (#)
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heh you want to fuck oathy
Submitted by Falafel (user info) at 2008-11-10 23:32:53 EST (#)
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Nooooo! Shandy! Two recessive alleles will make another ginger! Think of the children.
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2008-11-10 23:23:29 EST (#)
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+2 shandy.
I will undoubtedly breed with a blue eyed girl before i die.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-11-10 23:12:14 EST (#)
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If you double a recessive gene it makes a monster. 2 x Ginger = Red Fur Penis (anagram of Superfriend). Please. Don't make us kill your baby for the good of the planet.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-11-10 23:02:16 EST (#)
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so let's see...
we have...
...a ginger cat herder
...a ginger on steroids
...and now, a ginger pedo.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2008-11-10 22:59:03 EST (#)
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I enjoy watching your journey through the medium of text.
I don't know where you're going to end up, but watching you get there is infinitely interesting.
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2008-11-10 22:51:49 EST (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-11-10 22:49:12 EST (#)
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ugh
the last thing we need is rampant gingivitis.
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as ever, jealous of those who outshine his mousy mediocrity
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-11-10 22:49:12 EST (#)
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ugh
the last thing we need is rampant gingivitis.