Sex, Snobbery & Sadism: Top 10 Bond Girls (2308 hits)
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Submitted by Flash Harry (View user info) at 2008-11-11 07:59:01 EST
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Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2008-11-14 23:55:35 EST (#)
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Sure, drugs will kill your brain cells and deplete your cash flow and cause you to do uncharacteristic and risky things, but perhaps the most horrifying side effect of habitual drug use is, drumroll please...sexual dysfunction. Is there anything sadder than a smokin', hot-bodied 20-something dude who doesn't want to bang over and over until his eyes roll back in his head and stick? I vote no.
Sex is my anti-drug.
Delicious, dirty, scandalous, hyperventilating, shoulder-biting, egg on your head, bruises on your limbs, what-the-fuck-is-under-my-fingernails, knock knock it's the police! sex.
Now if only I could get some.
That Vesper Lynd chick is pretty hot. I've had the martini, not as hot.
Until next time, dear Internet friends!
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-11-12 08:18:02 EST (#)
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http://movies.yahoo.com/mv/news/va/20081111/122643635200.html
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-11-12 07:30:08 EST (#)
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If only the E! channel had done this sort of thing before!!!
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-11-12 07:23:38 EST (#)
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I don't think I've rated this...
Terry Hatcher blows, I hate her.
Halle Berry if that's how you spell it should never have been a Bond Girl, she spoiled the film and dominated making her more hard than Bond himself.
Miss Moneypenny and Octopussy all the way!
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2008-11-12 05:41:20 EST (#)
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Learning isn't always good. Tonight I learned I'm not that great a gambler, and that Native Americans are a fairly unattractive race.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-11-12 03:58:33 EST (#)
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Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-11-11 23:05:39 EST (#)
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Ok, the drawring makes me wonder - should nipples show through shirts?
Not like, at work, but say out on a date?
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It's perfectly acceptable, and even encouraged. Just make sure your date knows that http://www.thisisnotaninvitationtorapeme.co.uk
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-11-12 00:10:46 EST (#)
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Do you think that Diana Rigg has a bush in that picture? I bet she does. I wish that bush would come back in style. I like a little pubes on my girls.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2008-11-12 00:03:46 EST (#)
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Just because a hot chick was in a bond movie, doesn't mean she was the bond girl for that movie (ie: Paris Carver)
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-11-11 23:07:32 EST (#)
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hmm - Lois, Eva, and Ursela were sporting 'em - although the bikini does give plausible cause.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-11-11 23:05:39 EST (#)
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Ok, the drawring makes me wonder - should nipples show through shirts?
Not like, at work, but say out on a date?
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-11-11 20:44:45 EST (#)
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I'd kill somebody to get in Diana Rigg's pants. But, I'd probably blow my load before I had the chance to do anything fun. :(
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-11-11 20:40:45 EST (#)
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Sandman - I researched it. I was thinking of Akiko Wakabayashi. I may have gotten her mode of death wrong. But I agree, Diana Rigg is hot. I was going to say that I've masturbated while watching The Avengers, but I have not, so that would be a lie, and lies are bad, so I'm not going to say that I've masturbated while watching The Avengers. But I might, some day.
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-11-11 20:27:19 EST (#)
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Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-11-11 19:44:09 EST (#)
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I liked the Japanese chick in ...fuck, I don't remember which movie. He married her. She got killed on their wedding night. Poison dripped down a string into her mouth, or something. She was hot.
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Lungy, that wasn't a Japanese chick. That was Diana Rigg; #3. She is smoking hot; easily the hottest Bond girl ever. She should have been #1 on this list.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2008-11-11 20:15:29 EST (#)
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halle berry is an awful awful awful awful awful awful awful awful awful awful choice
Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2008-11-11 19:50:38 EST (#)
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Miss Moneypenny had nipples??
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-11-11 19:44:09 EST (#)
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I liked the Japanese chick in ...fuck, I don't remember which movie. He married her. She got killed on their wedding night. Poison dripped down a string into her mouth, or something. She was hot.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-11-11 16:24:28 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-11-11 16:11:22 EST (#)
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Trying to read those reviews made me want to stab myself in the eye.
Ursula's bathing suit is great.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-11-11 15:06:02 EST (#)
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FUCKIN' BELL
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-11-11 14:55:01 EST (#)
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Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-11 14:40:00 EST (#)
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Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2008-11-11 14:34:46 EST (#)
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Tupperware is for assholes. Rubbermaid is for Wal-mart shoppers.
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I was inspired by the trash can on my deck, if you must know. Made for what? TRASH.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-11-11 14:35:42 EST (#)
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Last line.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2008-11-11 14:34:46 EST (#)
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Tupperware is for assholes. Rubbermaid is for Wal-mart shoppers.
There's a clear distinction between the two but I'm not sure what.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-11 14:34:44 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-11-11 14:31:31 EST (#)
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This was probably good so I'm just going to take a point off to be an asshole.
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Is this sequence where sico finally outs sage as his very pathetic female alter....I think it is.
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-11-11 14:07:01 EST (#)
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I'm willing to bet that crunches would mellow him as well.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-11-11 13:55:08 EST (#)
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Im Ubersites very own Kramer, Scourge.
I think you should do more of your rants, they seem to mellow you.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-11-11 13:50:35 EST (#)
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was just a joke, ei. you have often entertained me better than most anyone else here.
Submitted by Replen (user info) at 2008-11-11 13:46:17 EST (#)
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Diana Rigg.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-11-11 13:43:19 EST (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-11-11 16:39:16 GMT (#)
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you're all a bunch of blathering idiots below.
the fact that some of you make ei seem like a fairly well adjusted (if a bit slow) boy is just a total mindfuck of epic proportions.
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Hmmm that's not really a compliment is it.
However, Scourge is an amicable fellow.
Submitted by Lambchop (user info) at 2008-11-11 13:39:48 EST (#)
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Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-11-11 08:17:16 EST (#)
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I've been reading this series of books about an character similar to Bond but an American version and the last one I read I really thought could be a movie so then I started going over actors and I settled on Clive Owen.....he could have made a pretty good Bond.
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http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/film/article-21635882-details/Owen+turned+down+007/article.do
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-11-11 13:35:51 EST (#)
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Diana Rigg should have been #2, Terri 'Haggard' Hatcher should not have featured. Any memory of Brosnan as Bond is an unpleasant one, the sleazy wanker.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-11-11 13:33:00 EST (#)
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you must care an awful lot to type all that out.
what a fucking loser you continue to prove yourself to be.
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-11-11 13:27:00 EST (#)
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Sage, didn't I tell you to quit crying?
Stop, you are sullying my good name on uber.
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-11-11 13:26:09 EST (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-11-11 13:19:20 EST (#)
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yeah, i'm about as fat as you, simpleton.
i.e., just a little.
however, i'm not a universally loathed, pasty, small-dicked wigger covered in jailhouse scum tats with a dead-end job and no prospects for ever clawing out of the gutter that birthed me.
did i get diseased in there? better add that.
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Scourge, there's no way that you weigh less than 200 lbs. and you are no taller than 5' 10". You remember that time when you told me you broke a guys leg by punching him? That was funny.
As for the rest of your comments:
Who loathes me, besides you? I mean, it must take a real cool guy to loathe someone from the internet, someone you've never met, has no interest in meeting you other than to shit on your face, or gives a shit about you?
Pasty, nah. White, sure.
Small-dicked, sure if that's what you believe. Wigger, nope. Some people on here can back that up but if it makes you feel better about being fat to call me a wigger, go for it.
I've never had a jailhouse tat. I've got all mine professionally done.
Dead end job? Sorry I'm not a paper pusher like you which ensures that I will always have room for improvement. The gutter that birthed me? I'm already away from the gutter that birthed me.
Diseased? Clean as a whistle.
So, if you are keeping record you might have gotten 1/7 right or in other words, FAIL!
Try again, this is almost getting fun.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-11 13:24:15 EST (#)
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Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-11-11 13:01:41 EST (#)
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Calling me an incessant asshole is rich, knowing full well that's not the case. Calling you out because no one else will doesn't make me an asshole. It just makes me brutally honest.
Furthermore, look how seriously you're taking all this. Instead of just brushing it off you are offended as if I'm telling you something completely fabricated, made up, and just untrue.
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It's like I said, Sico...if you don't LIKE it, or rather, can't tolerate it unless you're drunk, then fucking don't let the door hit you, for fuck's sake.
And calling me annoying and saying that I am intolerable and you only "let me" drive you around when you're drunk is "rich", not to mention fucked up. I do that out of the goodness of my own heart because I genuinely care about you guys and would rather NOT have my friends end up with DUIs or in jail or even worse, in the fucking hospital or dead.
So if you want to take advantage of it and that's the only fucking time you ever see me, so fucking be it. I'll still be the fucking annoying designated fucking altima driver, getting your wasted, pissing, puking ass to whatever destination you choose. Your wish is my command, mother fucker.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-11-11 13:21:03 EST (#)
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i'm sorry.
i tried.
but i'm just not feeling this anymore.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-11-11 13:19:20 EST (#)
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yeah, i'm about as fat as you, simpleton.
i.e., just a little.
however, i'm not a universally loathed, pasty, small-dicked wigger covered in jailhouse scum tats with a dead-end job and no prospects for ever clawing out of the gutter that birthed me.
did i get diseased in there? better add that.
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-11-11 13:10:12 EST (#)
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How in jesus fuck did I wind up in the fat kid camp?
I'm not fat assholes!
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-11-11 13:04:20 EST (#)
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And why of why did Oathy leave? He was so easily riled that he provided nearly daily entertainment.
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-11-11 13:03:43 EST (#)
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Sandman and Scourge should start a calisthenics class in order to lose the Richard Simmons weight they've been carrying around.
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-11-11 13:01:41 EST (#)
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Calling me an incessant asshole is rich, knowing full well that's not the case. Calling you out because no one else will doesn't make me an asshole. It just makes me brutally honest.
Furthermore, look how seriously you're taking all this. Instead of just brushing it off you are offended as if I'm telling you something completely fabricated, made up, and just untrue.
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Scourge, it's hard to come up with new insults when you haven't taken care of the old ones. Everyone knows you're still a heaping mass of blubber. I'm sure your family will appreciate it if you shed a few to 65 pounds.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-11-11 12:59:13 EST (#)
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Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-11-11 12:54:11 EST (#)
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its kind of like a sickness i guess
i mean i have a season pass to the zoo not because I expect something but I like to watch the silly monkeys from a distance
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like a comfortable pair of slippers. ugly and old and full of holes but better than breaking in a new pair.
man, that was fucking GAY even for me.
besides, i've been booted off of the baseball forums i used to like, and i have to burn up some work time somewhere. 'oh, boo-hoo, he called me a fucking asshole!'
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-11-11 12:57:55 EST (#)
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I'm slightly annoying when I ramble on about nothing, but there is novelty and charm to that
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There is nothing 'novel' about prattling on about nothing.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-11 12:57:10 EST (#)
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LUNCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I made lasagna last night and everything...it was so fucking good and I can't wait to go home and nosh the fuck out on it. :)
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-11-11 12:57:04 EST (#)
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i agree with your no.1 pick.
the next bond girl (that ukranian chick) in the upcoming movie is gonna be the hottest of all though.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-11-11 12:55:17 EST (#)
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good to see your stock of insults doesn't change as often as your username. i guess the syphilis has eaten away too much of the old thinker (term used very loosely in this specific case) for you to think up anything new?
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-11-11 12:54:11 EST (#)
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its kind of like a sickness i guess
i mean i have a season pass to the zoo not because I expect something but I like to watch the silly monkeys from a distance
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-11 12:53:49 EST (#)
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Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-11-11 12:48:42 EST (#)
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Crying because the internet is SO serious below.
waaaaaah!
I can see you shedding tears from here because you have no better comeback. I almost care.
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Ok I lied...I'm NOT out, you fuck. You don't affect me that much. Or, you might say "effect".
And you're RIGHT...I DONT HAVE GOOD COMEBACKS. I don't WANT to have good comebacks. I don't care that much about being wittily mean; I never have and I never will.
Finally, for the record, the above made me laugh, quite heartily. I'm just sick of all your bullshit. Its annoying. Maybe I talk too much and maybe I'm slightly annoying when I ramble on about nothing, but there is novelty and charm to that. There is NOTHING charming about an incessant asshole.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-11-11 12:52:58 EST (#)
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and we still come back.
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-11-11 12:52:10 EST (#)
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Sure thing, Matthew.
Seriously though, have you thought of any new diets that don't involve guzzling a gallon of Hershey's chocolate syrup?
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-11-11 12:51:29 EST (#)
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sorry bud...no one had done a single THING of interest on this site in months.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-11-11 12:50:50 EST (#)
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hey simon, why don't you fuck yourself in the ass with a pitchfork?
if i want your diseased attention aimed in my direction i'll let you know, got it wigger?
her first answer was really all i needed anyway.
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-11-11 12:50:22 EST (#)
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Oh, and I too value our camaraderie, but only marginally in comparison :-P
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-11-11 12:49:09 EST (#)
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*misfire*
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-11-11 12:48:42 EST (#)
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Crying because the internet is SO serious below.
waaaaaah!
I can see you shedding tears from here because you have no better comeback. I almost care.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-11-11 12:48:03 EST (#)
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hey mud.
was away on campaign for a bit.
how's tricks?
did anyone post pics of another users vagina, or admit to being a pathological liar, or fake cancer, or harass newborn babies, or ANYTHING while i was busy?
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-11 12:47:42 EST (#)
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Ugh...you are an IMPOSSIBLE FUCKING HUMAN BEING!!!! GOOD FUCKING GRIEF!!
SAGE...OUT...
FUCK OFF, SICO.
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-11-11 12:47:10 EST (#)
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And the only reason why I'm dreadful is because I can't stand the mass throngs of people that try to associate with me.
I really embrace the miserable fuck attitude but I can be quite pleasant when I'm not bothered by meaningless drivel.
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-11-11 12:45:37 EST (#)
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Hey scourge, do you know that it's entirely possible to eat one bowl of double chunk chocolate ice cream at a time instead of crumbling up a box of hoho's and devouring the entire half gallon?
Why don't you mind your own fat fucking business?
Sage talks incessantly in real life that's why we only let her drive us when we're drunk. When we're drunk we don't mind her rambling so much and it is tolerable.
When sober, fucking forget it.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-11 12:38:34 EST (#)
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Because I'm sage, I must take part of the below back. I truly value our camaraderie and I always will. But I stand firm on the fact that he is easily the most difficult human being I know.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-11 12:36:15 EST (#)
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I'd really rather not devote that much time to such a cause.
Some days I wish we weren't associates. He can be a most dreadful human being.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-11-11 12:35:16 EST (#)
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oh hey...how's it going scourge long time no see
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-11-11 12:33:06 EST (#)
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i promise to +2 it.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-11-11 12:32:18 EST (#)
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i have no idea, weird girl. if so he needs to get a lawsuit going against a couple of surgeons. i don't pay much attention to artists beyond the art they produce to be quite honest.
changing topic, i'd like it if you'd do a post about how you came to know this 'rubbermaid' character. your personal insights into his character.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-11-11 12:30:58 EST (#)
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wow...I signed up 6 days before Forensic
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-11 12:26:25 EST (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-11-11 12:23:23 EST (#)
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and yes, thom does have a different sort of look. that travelling eyeball is fascinating...
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Hasn't he had countless surgeries on it?
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-11 12:25:13 EST (#)
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PS: Stop trying to get me to "toughen up". It's not going to fucking work. I like being a sunny, talkative, sweet little bitch with spastic mood swings and possible bipolar tendencies (the Mom's bipolar...the jury's still out on me).
If you dont like it, dont let the door hit you.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-11-11 12:24:09 EST (#)
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http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=dillhole
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2008-11-11 12:23:49 EST (#)
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You just lost some credits in my book.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-11-11 12:23:23 EST (#)
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goddamnit poots...you've broken my heart. maybe now i can become a whole and healthy man again.
and for the record, it's probably more like a monthly happening. cyclical thing. (that's a 'having my period' reference, fyi)
and yes, thom does have a different sort of look. that travelling eyeball is fascinating...
i see what you're doing here and i'll have no part of it.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-11 12:22:19 EST (#)
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Oh, go to lunch you simple, young minded, bastard fuck.
And get on the smashing of the metal end of your tape dispenser into your head.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-11-11 12:20:44 EST (#)
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Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-11-11 17:17:06 GMT (#)
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While we were discussing originality, FJ, do you think you can come up with your own fucking idea instead of copying me, for once?
Damn you are a cunting fag.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/119645#2809934
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Damn. Might we have more in common than was first apparent?
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-11-11 12:20:01 EST (#)
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How about you shut the fuck up, for once?
talk, talk, talk, talk, talk makes MeMeMe a dull girl!
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-11-11 12:19:43 EST (#)
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Hahaha..."dillhole." We don't have that word, what does it actually mean?
I suspect uber has always been much the same: a lot of rubbish sprinkled with a few good moments from time to time. Human nature has it that things always look better from a distance, and so those looking back will perceive it to have been a better time. Whether or not it was is, as you say, subjective.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-11 12:17:23 EST (#)
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Do it, below. Make sure the metal part is facing you.
BTW: Nothing else has really interested me beyond boring school and work stuff. Pot, menthol cigarettes, rum, junk food, rap & Radiohead are my vices at the moment, so no. Someone else give me something interesting and I'll discuss it.
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-11-11 12:17:06 EST (#)
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While we were discussing originality, FJ, do you think you can come up with your own fucking idea instead of copying me, for once?
Damn you are a cunting fag.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/119645#2809934
*and lunch*
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-11-11 12:16:13 EST (#)
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It is hypothesized (or hypothesised) that any type of media consumed by the general populace will eventually sink to the lowest common denominator. This has not yet moved into the realm of theory. At this point I believe it to be true however.
If what Bart said about his intentions for Ubersite to be true, then Uber will sink to the LCD. Some think this happened quite awhile ago.
Apparently, when I signed up, Uber was in the decline according to some.
No one can precisely pinpoint when the downturn happened with any consensus because we tend to only go from our entry point onward. Sure, archived records exist but even those are rife with possible sampling errors and other fallacies.
Most of us though can more or less agree with the sentiment that Uber is what you make of it, i.e. the experience is subjective.
My subjective experience is that the appearance of two certain Uberers and their vast legion of dillhole alters dealt Uber with an acute blow.
Sure, Bart could intervene, and he does from time to time, but only in extreme cases because he still prefers to let Uber police itself.
So, if Uber is indeed sinking (or has already sank) to the LCD, my question is, can it raise itself again?
Interesting and ingenious social experiment you have here, Bart.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-11-11 12:14:51 EST (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-11-11 17:11:48 GMT (#)
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yes yes yes...you're correct. correct, but no fun to start an online squabble with. you get all reasonable and agreeable altogether too quickly.
I HAVE MY NEEDS TOO.
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Haha, sorry about that. There seems to be two ways that people use to kill boredom on uber: exchanging mindless banter, or squabbling with the retards over just how retarded they are.
Thom Yorke's a weird-lookin' fella.
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-11-11 12:14:36 EST (#)
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Sage, I didn't know it was possible to convey "annoying little shitwit" over the internet but you've done so quite well. And, for the love of god, do you think you can talk about anything other than pot and Radiohead in two months, you fucking spastic cunt.
Holy Shit! Reading the shit you put on this thread is making me want to bash my head into my tape dispenser.
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2008-11-11 12:13:26 EST (#)
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Sometimes, Scourge, you annoy the piss out of me, with your holier than thou wit. Sometimes, most, you're pretty fucking cool.
Does that mean your king shit of fuck mountain? No, no, absolutemente no!
All I am saying is that if you want to be entertained for free don't bitch about the content of the shit without contributing. blah blah blah.
Seems you have this conversation monthly-quarterly.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-11-11 12:11:48 EST (#)
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yes yes yes...you're correct. correct, but no fun to start an online squabble with. you get all reasonable and agreeable altogether too quickly.
I HAVE MY NEEDS TOO.
pablo honey, ftw.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-11 12:09:28 EST (#)
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Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-11-11 12:04:39 EST (#)
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Radiohead's best songs can be found on Pablo Honey, The Bends and OK Computer. Everything else is pash.
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Meh, I'm not into their earlier stuff much at all, although I definitely respect it.
I prefer Kid A, Amnesiac and Hail to the Theif. Also I'm enjoying In Rainbows. Thom's solo album, The Eraser, was also bad ass, IMHO.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-11-11 12:04:39 EST (#)
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Radiohead's best songs can be found on Pablo Honey, The Bends and OK Computer. Everything else is pash.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-11 12:02:14 EST (#)
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"This one's optimistic, this one went to market, this one just came out of the swamp."
Listening to it now...God I love Radiohead lately.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-11-11 12:01:43 EST (#)
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Haha, fair enough.
But the thing is, there is no formula for the correct amount of participation. If nobody reviews at all, the whole thing would be pointless. On the other hand, too much interaction creates the kind of unhappiness that you're expressing here. So how many comments SHOULD I reply to? And who can answer that question with any level of authority in any case?
Of course the below conversation is rambling drivel; but that's okay, because I've been extremely underused at work today and it's stopped me from going mad. There will be days when I'll barely log on.
And I prefer Mars bars, by the by.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-11-11 11:54:48 EST (#)
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your comment on the free nature of this site is correct, ever obnoxious one.
but doing as you please includes the manner in which you review.
the threads on your posts invariably annoy the shit out of me, in part due to your inability to let any review go unanswered, and in LARGE part due to the banal nature of the conversations you and your fellow nitwits have here in this public forum. you're here to entertain me. you failed. i commented on it. how it works.
oh, and nice move trying to take a poke at the moron brothers and then employing one of their 'devastating' maneuvers. glass houses and all though, chunky...we've seen those cadbury created cheeks of yours.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-11 11:48:28 EST (#)
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Bahahahahahahahahaha!!!!
Nice, FJ...
ZING!!!!!!!
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-11-11 11:46:33 EST (#)
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http://www.geogreeting.com/view.html?yCmyEBqoUsCUpkDa#t
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-11-11 11:45:48 EST (#)
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THE BRITISH ARE DESTROYING UBERSITE!11!!
POINTS!1!!
RUN FOR THE HILLS!!11!
POINTS!1!!
THE BRITISH ARE DESTROYING UBERSITE!11!
THE QUEER ONES, AT THAT!11!!
POINTS11!!!1
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-11-11 11:43:51 EST (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-11-11 16:39:16 GMT (#)
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you're all a bunch of blathering idiots below.
the fact that some of you make ei seem like a fairly well adjusted (if a bit slow) boy is just a total mindfuck of epic proportions.
someone did a good post once on the downward spiral of uber. sort of a 'where it's headed' thing, and i'll be fucked if the thread on this post, and the hundreds of identical ones featuring the same cast of players, didn't raise my bile in the same way the catalyst of that post did for that poster.
fuck you fuck you fuck you
shut up shut up shut up
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What are you, the Gatekeeper? But I'm sure all I ever see you do is bicker with Oafmeal and Sico or whoever happens to be the Chump of the Week. You're certainly no sparkling wit that we can take inspiration from.
Pray, how is one supposed to behave on an unmoderated forum, where there are no guidelines? What's that? Behave however you like?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-11-11 11:40:28 EST (#)
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+2 for the broads though
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-11-11 11:39:16 EST (#)
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you're all a bunch of blathering idiots below.
the fact that some of you make ei seem like a fairly well adjusted (if a bit slow) boy is just a total mindfuck of epic proportions.
someone did a good post once on the downward spiral of uber. sort of a 'where it's headed' thing, and i'll be fucked if the thread on this post, and the hundreds of identical ones featuring the same cast of players, didn't raise my bile in the same way the catalyst of that post did for that poster.
fuck you fuck you fuck you
shut up shut up shut up
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-11-11 11:36:16 EST (#)
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Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-11-11 16:32:07 GMT (#)
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Txt spk, however, is unforgivable and ought to be punishable by whipping
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Before i go..... bad FJ, bad FJ
LOL
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-11 11:35:48 EST (#)
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*they
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-11-11 11:35:14 EST (#)
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Sage....CALM DOWN......crazy lady
Im going home now so FJ will have to nurse your angry side.
It's easy to fight when everything's right,
And you're mad with the thrill and the glory;
It's easy to cheer when victory's near,
And wallow in fields that are gory.
It's a different song when everything's wrong.
When you're feeling infernally mortal;
When it's ten against one, and hope there is none,
Buck up, little soldier, and chortle:
Carry on! Carry on!
There isn't much punch in your blow.
You're glaring and staring and hitting out blind;
You're muddy and bloody, but never mind.
Carry on! Carry on!
You haven't the ghost of a show.
It's looking like death, but while you've a breath,
Carry on, my son! Carry on!
And so in the strife of the battle of life
It's easy to fight when you're winning;
It's easy to slave, and starve and be brave,
When the dawn of success is beginning.
But the man who can meet despair and defeat
With a cheer, there's a man of God's choosing;
The man who can fight to Heaven's own height
Is the man who can fight when he's losing.
Carry on! Carry on!
Things never were looming so black.
But show that you haven't a cowardly streak,
And though you're unlucky you never are weak.
Carry on! Carry on!
Brace up for another attack.
It's looking like hell, but - you never can tell;
Carry on, old man! Carry on!
There are some who drift out in the deserts of doubt,
And some who in brutishness wallow;
There are others, I know, who in piety go
Because of a Heaven to follow.
But to labor with zest, and to give of your best,
For the sweetness and joy of the giving;
To help folks along with a hand and a song;
Why, there's the real sunshine of living.
Carry on! Carry on!
Fight the good fight and true;
Believe in you mission, greet life with a cheer;
There's big work to do, and that's why you are here.
Carry on! Carry on!
Let the world be the better for you;
And at last when you die, let this be your cry:
Carry on, my soul! Carry on!
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-11 11:35:05 EST (#)
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I tend not to be discouraged by shortened or abbreviated words SO much (i.e. TV, phone, bye, etc)...it's when someone is so idiotic that they are ignorant to the proper usage of a word or phrase, or that the blatantly and purposefully flummox a phrase or word, i.e. txt spk. FUCKING HATE IT.
I H8 TXT SPK!!!!
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-11-11 11:34:46 EST (#)
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I have a list of those that I have run across in conversation or print associated with my work. It's called "The Supposably List", for the first entry is "supposably". Others include "conversated with" (meaning "spoke with"), "intentionated" (meaning "intended to"), and "My point being is is that...". "Irregardless of whether or not..." is my favorite.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-11-11 11:32:07 EST (#)
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The Internet is certainly changing language more quickly than in the past, but words have always been abbreviated to suit our lazy nature. Television became 'TV', telephone shortened to just 'phone', even goodbye to simply 'bye'. The evolution of language need not necessarily be an awful thing, as it can vary and diversify our word choice with a richer variety.
Txt spk, however, is unforgivable and ought to be punishable by whipping.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-11 11:30:53 EST (#)
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Derived from http://wsuonline.weber.edu/wrh/words.htm
A weak list, but they still ALL piss me off.
Problem phrases:
Supposed to: Do not omit the d. Suppose to is incorrect.
Used to: Same as above. Do not write use to.
Toward: There is no s at the end of the word.
Anyway: Also has no ending s. Anyways is nonstandard.
Couldn't care less: Be sure to make it negative. (Not I could care less.)
All walks of life: Not woks of life. This phrase does not apply to oriental cooking.
Chest of drawers: Not chester drawers.
For all intents and purposes: Not intensive purposes.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-11 11:27:18 EST (#)
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I fucking HATE text or e-speak. I NEVER EVER EVER use it when text messaging people. Fuck the simplicity of saying "wat r u doin l8r?" or anything along those lines. FUCK IT!!
Its soooooo fucking annoying and I cant stand it. It's NOT proper. Its ridiculous and common and I dont care for it at all.
Oh and another thing...when people capitalize random letters in a sentence or screen name, such as "UbeRGrLiE" or something stupid like that...it's soooo fucking gay and I'm embarrassed for the people who are that fucking idiotic.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-11-11 11:26:02 EST (#)
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I'm surprised you notice women you pillow biting little homo.
Your asshole echos whenever there's a loud noise around you, doesn't it?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-11-11 11:25:26 EST (#)
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Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-11 16:23:58 GMT (#)
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Precisely, below.
I'm 3rd generation French...my grandmother never should of left France. WHOOPS!! NEVER SHOULD HAVE LEFT FRANCE.
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
FUCKING IDIOTS.
It really really really really grates on my nerves when people are that fucking dumb. There are so many examples of stuff like that that I can't think of right now...I could probably Google "commonly misused phrases" just for a cringe-worthy read. Maybe I'll do that and then put some of the highlights in my next review, just for shits and giggles.
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fucking dumb or lazy.
You need to go do a bong and calm down ;)
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-11 11:23:58 EST (#)
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Precisely, below.
I'm 3rd generation French...my grandmother never should of left France. WHOOPS!! NEVER SHOULD HAVE LEFT FRANCE.
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
FUCKING IDIOTS.
It really really really really grates on my nerves when people are that fucking dumb. There are so many examples of stuff like that that I can't think of right now...I could probably Google "commonly misused phrases" just for a cringe-worthy read. Maybe I'll do that and then put some of the highlights in my next review, just for shits and giggles.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-11-11 11:23:58 EST (#)
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Text talk is now so common it must have some effect, im sure the main body of the English language will be preserved but everyday Language etc etc is becoming less and less comprehendable.
If one more person calls me m8, i will cry.
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2008-11-11 11:21:27 EST (#)
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Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-11 11:17:19 EST (#)
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A bunch of idiots get the following wrong:
"Should have" =/= "should of"
"Could have" =/= "could of"
And any variation of the above.
"OF" is NOT the same as "HAVE", you cunting fucking imbeciles! Get it the FUCK right or don't speak or type at all. Shit.
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Oink
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-11-11 11:20:24 EST (#)
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I think, sage, the problem lies within 'could've'/'should've'. These obviously sound like 'c/should of', and idiots, who never read and only repeat what they hear, have bastardized it to suit their own stupid means.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-11-11 11:20:15 EST (#)
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To be fair, ive only just learnt that. It took it's time.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-11 11:17:19 EST (#)
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A bunch of idiots get the following wrong:
"Should have" =/= "should of"
"Could have" =/= "could of"
And any variation of the above.
"OF" is NOT the same as "HAVE", you cunting fucking imbeciles! Get it the FUCK right or don't speak or type at all. Shit.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-11-11 11:14:05 EST (#)
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oh get me, im just teasing.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-11-11 11:12:03 EST (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-11-11 16:10:11 GMT (#)
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Jeanneee is reallllyyyyyyyyyyyyy hot and sexy with tiny breasts
(sarcasm and lies)
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So are you saying she's really ugly with huge breasts? That's a bit harsh.
I thought her recent tongue-whore post was fucking hot.
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2008-11-11 11:11:50 EST (#)
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Don't give me that shit, Drake. You know as well as I do that you lot all make a mess of that phrase.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-11-11 11:11:21 EST (#)
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Vase = Vaaaaarz
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-11-11 11:10:11 EST (#)
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Jeanneee is reallllyyyyyyyyyyyyy hot and sexy with tiny breasts
(sarcasm and lies)
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-11-11 11:09:48 EST (#)
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Yeah there should be some sort of sarcastic smiley one could employ just so there are no misunderstandings.
}:o|, maybe?
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-11 11:09:32 EST (#)
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"Vase" rhymes with "face"...
"Route"...that word varies for me for some reason. Sometimes I pronounce it "root"; others I pronounce it "row-t" ("row" rhyming with "wow", even).
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-11-11 11:08:18 EST (#)
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Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-11-11 11:05:44 EST (#)
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Is it true that Americans don't 'get' sarcasm and irony?
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Yes, 100% true. (sarcasm)
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-11-11 11:07:20 EST (#)
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Give us a break there. Sarcasm is hard to get through text sometimes.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-11-11 11:05:57 EST (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-11-11 16:00:25 GMT (#)
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British is Al-you-men-e-um
American is Ah-loo-min-um
Here's one. As an American, I generally say lab-ra-tory. Do you all say la-bore-a-tory?
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Well I say the same as you, i think.
Any others??
What about vase and route !
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-11-11 11:05:44 EST (#)
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Is it true that Americans don't 'get' sarcasm and irony?
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-11-11 11:05:03 EST (#)
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Haha, no I really do pronounce it la-bore-a-tory.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-11-11 11:04:49 EST (#)
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The girls are fun eye candy, but it's all about the Craig for me. He's the best Bond ever, followed closely by Pierce Brosnan. I hope Daniel Craig makes at least 3 more Bond movies.
Sean Connery is a disgusting pig.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-11-11 11:03:06 EST (#)
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Are being sarcastic?
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-11-11 11:02:04 EST (#)
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Yeah, laboratory has five syllables.
Crazy yanks.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-11-11 11:00:25 EST (#)
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British is Al-you-men-e-um
American is Ah-loo-min-um
Here's one. As an American, I generally say lab-ra-tory. Do you all say la-bore-a-tory?
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-11 11:00:12 EST (#)
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Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-11-11 10:57:51 EST (#)
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Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-11 09:57:52 EST (#)
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Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-11-11 09:54:42 EST (#)
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Posch is fat so I don't suppose you'll go hungry.
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That's fucked up. Posh is my GIRL!!!! Seriously...she's like my #1. She's a G.
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It's not fucked up if it's true, now is it?
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You shut YOUR cumsuck when you're talking to me!!
And I guess not. :(
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-11-11 10:57:51 EST (#)
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Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-11 09:57:52 EST (#)
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Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-11-11 09:54:42 EST (#)
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Posch is fat so I don't suppose you'll go hungry.
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That's fucked up. Posh is my GIRL!!!! Seriously...she's like my #1. She's a G.
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It's not fucked up if it's true, now is it?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-11-11 10:54:38 EST (#)
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awfully
Oh and we spoke English first and therefore pronounce Aluminium correctly, you are a drty dutch/mexican/spanish/somalian immigrant speaking some odd variation.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-11-11 10:51:53 EST (#)
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Drake, CALM DOWN, you seem awfull angry.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-11-11 10:51:43 EST (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-11-11 10:32:47 EST (#)
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its ok Nelly. The Drake is retarded, I have tried slapping him into shape but the goddamn eejit refuses to learn proper English.
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By "slapping him into shape" he means "gay sex with men"
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-11-11 10:49:09 EST (#)
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Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2008-11-11 10:26:04 EST (#)
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Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-11-11 15:18:26 GMT (#)
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#1 and #2 are dead on, the rest I could give a fuck about.
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I've long had a problem with the way our American chums use this phrase. You COULD give a fuck? You COULD care less?
Surely, when trying to say you really don't care about something, it makes more sense to say you COULDN'T care less. If you could care less, then you obviously care a bit. I mean, really...
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You're basing this statement on the assumption that I was saying that I could not care less. Perhaps when I wrote I could give a fuck about...maybe I meant just that. I COULD give a fuck about it, if it were, say, joined by witty commentary. There is a real and distinct possibility of me giving a shit about this and thus my stating that I COULD give a fuck.
You don't hear me harping on the way you pronounce Aluminum, now do you?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-11-11 10:32:47 EST (#)
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its ok Nelly. The Drake is retarded, I have tried slapping him into shape but the goddamn eejit refuses to learn proper English.
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2008-11-11 10:26:04 EST (#)
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Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-11-11 15:18:26 GMT (#)
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#1 and #2 are dead on, the rest I could give a fuck about.
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I've long had a problem with the way our American chums use this phrase. You COULD give a fuck? You COULD care less?
Surely, when trying to say you really don't care about something, it makes more sense to say you COULDN'T care less. If you could care less, then you obviously care a bit. I mean, really...
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-11-11 10:18:26 EST (#)
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#1 and #2 are dead on, the rest I could give a fuck about.
One thing though, spit some witty commentary in there to really make this ace.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-11-11 10:15:52 EST (#)
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Connery is the hugest cockmuncher. All i sad was hi and smiled as I walked past. I didn't even stop. He replied with 'sowwrry lad im too bussssy to talk'
Oh and he actually raised any eyebrow at me, an eyebrow! At me!
I now hate all bond films with him in.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-11-11 10:14:03 EST (#)
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Submitted by AyeCarumba (user info) at 2008-11-11 10:12:42 EST (#)
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Mudwhistle, that's Jack Reacher from the Lee Child novels right? I've never really been able to put an actor to his description.
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That's him....I finished reading "One Shot" and thought that it was the best movie adaptable one. I'm sticking with Clive Owen so far......Gerard Butler somewhere behind him.
Submitted by AyeCarumba (user info) at 2008-11-11 10:12:42 EST (#)
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Mudwhistle, that's Jack Reacher from the Lee Child novels right? I've never really been able to put an actor to his description.
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2008-11-11 10:01:32 EST (#)
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Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-11-11 09:50:06 EST (#)
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Bogart was a fox.
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Whatever floats your boat.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-11-11 10:00:57 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-11 09:57:52 EST (#)
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Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-11-11 09:54:42 EST (#)
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Posch is fat so I don't suppose you'll go hungry.
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That's fucked up. Posh is my GIRL!!!! Seriously...she's like my #1. She's a G.
Pat is also a G. You're a little young minded to be a G just yet but I think you're getting there. ;)
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-11-11 09:56:08 EST (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-11-11 14:53:48 GMT (#)
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I have met Sean Connery and Roger Moore, both whilst in Monaco. One was a self indulgent cockmuncher surrounded by guards whilst the other just wandered the streets like a lost puppy waiting for someone to claim ownership.
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I would guess that Mr 'I-love-Shcotland-but-I-never-go-there' Connery would be the aforementioned cockmuncher.
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-11-11 09:54:42 EST (#)
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Posch is fat so I don't suppose you'll go hungry.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-11-11 09:53:48 EST (#)
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I have met Sean Connery and Roger Moore, both whilst in Monaco. One was a self indulgent cockmuncher surrounded by guards whilst the other just wandered the streets like a lost puppy waiting for someone to claim ownership.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-11 09:51:28 EST (#)
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Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-11-11 09:50:06 EST (#)
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Bogart was a fox.
"You know you don't have to act with me, Steve. You don't have to say anything and you don't have to do anything. Not a thing. Oh, maybe just whistle. You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your lips together and blow."
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Yeah, not even Marilyn could tempt him away from The Look...
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-11 09:50:24 EST (#)
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I was going to reinvite you but then my pride got in the way, Bitter Bastard.
I've never had any Indian food...but I'm going skraight to the source over Christmas break. Poschelana is staying with her mom and they're having me over for dinner and Chai tea. It should be quite pleasant and I look forward to the experience.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-11-11 09:50:06 EST (#)
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Bogart was a fox.
"You know you don't have to act with me, Steve. You don't have to say anything and you don't have to do anything. Not a thing. Oh, maybe just whistle. You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your lips together and blow."
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-11-11 09:47:30 EST (#)
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Way to fuck it up, Annoying Twat!
Also, if I don't do India K'Raja I might be down for Queen Sheba tonight.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-11 09:45:22 EST (#)
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Sweet!!
I'd love to meet Lauren Bacall...I know she wasn't a Bond girl but she was and still is a bitch and she was Bogie's Baby...an amazing actress, she was. Also, since I'm such a self-absorbed little bitch meself, I'll also throw out there that one of my friend's moms used to say that I had her eyes. That always made me smile.
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-11-11 09:44:58 EST (#)
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Want to guess on who cares about your anecdote below?
Fuck I'm bored and no one can argue properly here. It's all a bunch of posturing for fuck's sake.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-11-11 09:42:44 EST (#)
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Diana Rigg was the chancellor of my University, so I met her when I graduated last year. She's a striking woman, when she spoke to me I blushed and got a semi.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-11 09:39:16 EST (#)
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Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-11-11 09:23:45 EST (#)
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Submitted by sage007 (user info) at 2008-11-11 14:19:45 GMT (#)
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All hail 007. AND his bitches.
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I think you'd make a fine Bond girl.
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Aww, thanks! :)
My favorite of the above was Eva Green.
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-11-11 09:36:59 EST (#)
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That only makes sense to people who care about the Bank of England and according to my latest calculation that makes the 4 or 5 losers from England on this site.
And really? We're going to put value to sophisticated humor on a site where rape, emus, dick and fart jokes, and toilet humor are the norm?
Get a grip, dude. Uber is are seeeerus!
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-11-11 09:34:18 EST (#)
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Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-11-11 14:27:26 GMT (#)
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Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-11-11 09:23:45 EST (#)
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Submitted by sage007 (user info) at 2008-11-11 14:19:45 GMT (#)
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All hail 007. AND his bitches.
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I think you'd make a fine Bond girl.
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Funny, I was going to say the same about you.
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The sophistication in your humour is lower than the Bank of England base rate.
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-11-11 09:27:26 EST (#)
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Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-11-11 09:23:45 EST (#)
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Submitted by sage007 (user info) at 2008-11-11 14:19:45 GMT (#)
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All hail 007. AND his bitches.
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I think you'd make a fine Bond girl.
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Funny, I was going to say the same about you.
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2008-11-11 09:24:07 EST (#)
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I love Bond girls.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-11-11 09:23:45 EST (#)
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Submitted by sage007 (user info) at 2008-11-11 14:19:45 GMT (#)
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All hail 007. AND his bitches.
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I think you'd make a fine Bond girl.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-11-11 09:20:30 EST (#)
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Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-11 09:19:45 EST (#)
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All hail 007. AND his bitches.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-11-11 09:16:21 EST (#)
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Yeah some guy has written a series of 'young Bond' books. I don't know if they're any good though.
I've never actually read any original Fleming, but I intend to. There is a space in my library for them, when I get around to it.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-11-11 09:15:19 EST (#)
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You're the straightest fag, I've ever met.
And by that I mean I want have raging gay sex with you.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-11-11 09:14:00 EST (#)
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The grand total of Bond books by varying Authors ranges between 40 and 45.
Submitted by woolfe (user info) at 2008-11-11 09:13:11 EST (#)
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+2 Eva Green (or Eva GrAAAAWWWWN as she likes to pronounce it)
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-11-11 09:12:09 EST (#)
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I know that Fleming wrote 14, I have read every one.. Thanks though. I didnt realise this was the 22nd film, thats pretty impressive.
I was intimating that this story was written in particular to get away from the normal Bond esque adventure, I imagine thats why it was chosen.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-11-11 09:03:56 EST (#)
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Fleming wrote 14 Bond books, and they've made 22 movies.
Math.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-11-11 09:01:51 EST (#)
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Quantum Of Solace wasn't even a Fleming Novel, it was a short story he wrote to prove he was a better writer than the critics thought.
Im not sure its the greatest premise for a bond film.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-11-11 09:01:00 EST (#)
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(#) Ranking: 2 by Poots (user info) at 2008-11-11 13:56:16
Sex, Snobbery & Sadism: Top 10 Bond Girls (Rating: 1.32 on 40 reviews, last by monkeyswithguns 1 minute ago)
Submitted by Flash Harry (View user info) at 2008-11-11 12:59:01
http://www.iwatchstuff.com/2007/11/13/Mayrin-Villanueva-bond.jpg
that chick should have made the list...
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Well she's never actually BEEN a Bond girl...but yeah, she still should've made the list.
*drools*
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-11-11 08:57:49 EST (#)
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Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2008-11-11 08:57:44 EST (#)
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Friggin Denzel Washington for the bond.
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2008-11-11 08:56:16 EST (#)
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http://www.iwatchstuff.com/2007/11/13/Mayrin-Villanueva-bond.jpg
that chick should have made the list...
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-11-11 08:52:33 EST (#)
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I'm a huge DD Lewis fan, I think he's the best actor around for the last 2 decades but I don't know that he could pull off the physical intimidation part.....he's not known for that type of bulk.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-11-11 08:49:55 EST (#)
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Funny you mention that...I thought about Smith and in some of the books he would work but some of them take place in rural locations in the US and a black guy wandering doesn't fit.....his wanders would be much more troublesome.
Although I'm not sure what that says about me or my country.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-11-11 08:49:55 EST (#)
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Errol Flynn (50 years ago, obviously)...or Mud, what about Daniel Day Lewis?
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-11-11 08:49:02 EST (#)
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Crowe has turned into a frump. I don't think he can do the dangerous/sexy thing any time soon, if at all.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-11-11 08:47:53 EST (#)
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James Purefoy could make a good Bond.
Charles Dance would have made an excellent bond .
Or not?
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-11-11 08:46:25 EST (#)
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Yeah Crowe's a bit elderly now to make it believable.
If you're not bothered about colour (which seems to be the fashion at the moment) Will Smith could be an outside option.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-11-11 08:44:32 EST (#)
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Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-11-11 13:38:59 GMT (#)
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A black Bond?
See what fucking happens....you let one blackie be president and now they want to take over everything!!!!
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It's certainly worrying. What next? A black Batman? A black Teletubby?
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2008-11-11 08:43:42 EST (#)
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HATCHER FTW!
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Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-11-11 08:42:53 EST (#)
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Crowe's not a bad choice but it's hard for me to picture as he's been playing some 'dumpy' characters of late.
Imagine this guy travels with no possessions right so from time to time he looks ragged, hair unkempt, beginnings of a beard and then BANG he gets a shave and a hair cut and looks very handsome again....I don't know that Crowe has that sort of edginess like Owen and even Everett could bring
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2008-11-11 08:42:10 EST (#)
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She's a sexy sultry little minx that Moneypenney, no arguments there, she could talk a good game. However, she does lack the upper chesticle girth and, uh, well, quite frankly she doesn't register as high, for me, on the "I've immediately been stircken with penile rigamortis" Boner Scale which a good Bond girl should be.
I guess the speed at which the boner is acheived is key on my boner scale.
Maybe it's just me.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-11-11 08:38:59 EST (#)
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A black Bond?
See what fucking happens....you let one blackie be president and now they want to take over everything!!!!
ok I'm kidding Djimon Hounsou although the African Accent may not work
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-11-11 08:38:02 EST (#)
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Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-11-11 13:04:06 GMT (#)
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Teri Hatcher's only on the list because, in my eyes, she makes the perfect Bond-girl cameo. She's only in the film for about fifteen minutes but in that time she manages to rock a killer little black dress, show some thigh, get fucked by 007, spill her evil husband's secrets, then get murdered.
Stunning efficency.
Submitted by Littlebint (user info) at 2008-11-11 08:37:37 EST (#)
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Poor choice for 10.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-11-11 08:37:37 EST (#)
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I can't imagine a Bond without a British accent. It's bad enough that Craig has blonde hair.
Muddy, what about Russel Crowe?
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-11-11 08:36:30 EST (#)
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The recent Bond girls have been poor dont you think? Quite bland.
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Yeah, mostly, apart from Eva Green. Berry wouldn't have been as bad if she didn't have to try to imitate the bikini-in-the-surf seen. That was inimitable.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-11-11 08:35:20 EST (#)
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The next bond should just be the best actor for the role, It does peeve me when they come out and say he will be black or have a certain look. Just go for the best damn actor! I guess it helps if they are British but I could imagine them saying 'ok guys lets have a black french man as the next Bond, lets shake it up a little'
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-11-11 08:31:56 EST (#)
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Jayne Seymour is super hot, Doctor Quinn Medicine women use to pass my sunday afternoons for no other reason than seeing her.
Barbara Bach remains my favourite Bond girl, those eyes, killer eyes. The chemistry with Roger Moore is outstanding.
The recent Bond girls have been poor dont you think? Quite bland.
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-11-11 08:31:13 EST (#)
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Diana Rigg and Eva Green should have been # 1 and 2 respectively. IMO Halle Berry is overrated and she was a terrible Bond girl. She is one of the reasons that 'Die Another Day' was the 'Batman and Robin' of the Bond franchise.
I always thought Pierce Brosnan was an awesome Bond. 'Goldeneye' is still in my top 5 best Bond films. He did start hamming it up in the later movies, but did he really have a lot to work with towards the end? I mean, can anybody tell me the plot to 'Die Another Day' without looking it up on IMDB.com?
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-11-11 08:30:15 EST (#)
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You know who'd make a great Bond, though she's not from across the pond? Who to choose for derring-do? Lucy Liu, that's who.
Channeled Dr. Seuss there for a minute. Sorry.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-11-11 08:30:03 EST (#)
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Everett Looks to fit the bill....although....his face doesn't seem calculating enough...somethign doesn't fit.
Perhaps Gerard Butler.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-11-11 08:25:39 EST (#)
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Rupert Everett's pretty cool...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rupert_Everett
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-11-11 08:23:02 EST (#)
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Better Thought....I'll present the character you guys give me an actor to fill it.
The guy is big 6'4&