innocent person in jail tonite b/c of me (252 hits)
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Submitted by deelo (View user info) at 2008-11-14 05:36:39 EST
I'm in a really crummy mood right now, maybe Trinic can help me out with this one...
anyways, i'm filled with shame as of right now, I dont really know how im going to handle the situation come morning.
anyways, So last night this guy I know from one of my classes (we'll call him Jack) came along with me to share one of my best
friends success on getting his first scientific book published at oxford, the guys only 24, and he's
throwing a get together party in his home town (cali) to celebrate. (my classmate and I are really cool with eachother, it's only
been like 3 months since we met, but it feels like we've known eachother for years. he's sort of the guy I go to talk to when i gota a problem
and it's the same thing for him with me). Anyways, so he's happy to come along and we both arrive at this big ranch like arena and there's a valet dude taking everyones cars; it's a rather formal event so we're both kinda dressed up. He and I both stroll into the party and I'm greeted by my best
friend and I introduce him to Jack and the night kicks off real smooth for a good portion of the evening.
So later into the night, I break off with Jack and start mingling with old friends from highschool and meeting new friends as I move along.
Eventually I meet up with Jack and he's been sucked into talking with a girl all night I knew back in highschool. I recognized her
the minute she walked up because she always wore the same perfume and the second she came up to me, the smell overwhelmed my senses and I immediately recongnized her. Her name is katie and what a slut she was back in HS (probably hasn't changed much). not only did she sleep around with all the guys, but she was big on snorting blow. Jack was kind of into that thing too so that's probably why they clicked into discussion so well with eachother.
Jack told me that he and Katie were both going to go to the car in the parking lot to hit a couple lines together. I told them to be careful. So it comes time leave and Jack invites Katie to ride back with us to his place, and it didn't really matter to me, I was indifferent. So we say goodbye and take off back to my friends place. About halfway through the ride my friend starts to OD (i didn't know it was an OD at the time) in the passanger seat. My heartrate fucking skyrockets and I
start to panic (also, Ive never seen someone OD in my life). Katie starts swearing and shit, and my friend is just gushing shit out of his
mouth and it looks fucking bad. The hospital was only like 10 minutes away so I hit the gas and Katie asks me where I was going and I told
her the hospital and she starts fucking freaken out and says NO! I tell her she's fucking crazy and she starts to scream and from the back seat
she fucking grabs the wheel and jerks it over to the side off the road and the fucking car goes over the curb and slams into a brick fence. Both
Katie and my friend are unconscious, or at least dazed (I dont even know what the condition of my friend was in at the time) A fucking cop saw the crash pulls up, gets out, comes up to the car shines a flashlight into the broken window and tells me "you're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air' I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror .If anything I can say this cab is rare
But I thought naw forget it Yo homes to bel air' I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 And I yelled to the cabbie 'yo homes smell ya later' I looked at my kingdom I was finally there to sit on my throne as the prince of bel air. in the end it came down to whether or not i wanted to live a good life.
i totally hit the jack pot while fucking my wife. it was super fine and i loved every moment of it.
so what do I do?
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Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2008-11-14 15:40:05 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-11-14 15:22:43 EST (#)
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Yeah. It was a bad show from 18.7 years ago that none of us watched.
Submitted by deelo (user info) at 2008-11-14 12:22:05 EST (#)
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do you dumb niggers not even know what fresh prince is lol
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-11-14 11:04:05 EST (#)
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I hope your friend gets annally raped and hang yourself with a bedsheet.
And I also hope it happens to you while you're at home.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-14 10:00:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Weird ass story, dude.
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-11-14 07:49:45 EST (#)
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Fuck this big block of text.
Is this Oathmeal?
Fuck you Oathmeal.
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2008-11-14 07:00:54 EST (#)
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nobody is innocent.
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2008-11-14 06:41:15 EST (#)
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we are not uberfags.
we are uberqueers.
get that straight.
Submitted by Littlebint (user info) at 2008-11-14 06:35:08 EST (#)
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I didnt read it I just decided to follow the popular opinion when rating.
Submitted by deelo (user info) at 2008-11-14 06:27:21 EST (#)
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poor uberfags are butthurt cuz they had to read for nothing lolomgdouches
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-11-14 06:15:13 EST (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-11-14 05:37:55 EST (#)
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i got as far as 'crummy'
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The thing about English is it's not necessarily phonetic [Thee theng abownt Ing-glish iz itss nawt nessihssarilly fownetik].
Submitted by woolfe (user info) at 2008-11-14 06:13:27 EST (#)
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Recognise any of these: . , ( )
Its called punctuation chimp.
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2008-11-14 06:09:42 EST (#)
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There are people in this world who deserve to be injected with AIDS, you sir are one of those people.
Die a slow, painful, sexually frustrated death.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-11-14 05:43:45 EST (#)
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We are the Knights Who Say....
...'Meh!'
Submitted by deelo (user info) at 2008-11-14 05:41:16 EST (#)
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if you cant read get hooked on phonics and quit rating posts faggot
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-11-14 05:37:55 EST (#)
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i got as far as 'crummy'