Re: Dumbass Americans (652 hits)
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Submitted by Linus (View user info) at 2008-11-19 11:11:22 EST
Copypasted from a deleted page in cyberspace:
"What Is funny is how a nation can fuck with the entire global population for 8 years, making everyone hate them and then, in one swoop, have a PR-coup like this, make a black man president, and have the entire world forgive them. Go america! you godforsaken spinmasters you"
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-11-20 23:11:16 EST (#)
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imo stick to my generalizations like any good american would do :-D
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-11-20 23:10:46 EST (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-11-20 09:43:05 EST (#)
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that wasn't even close to being a good attempt at covering up the fact that you have no counter argument, Caul.
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counter argument to what?
your excuses?
sorry, don't care.
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-11-20 20:53:12 EST (#)
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Righto Beano.
Submitted by Biteme (user info) at 2008-11-20 15:58:19 EST (#)
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Sorry Lino.
You can message me what a loser I am.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-11-20 09:43:05 EST (#)
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that wasn't even close to being a good attempt at covering up the fact that you have no counter argument, Caul.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-11-20 03:37:54 EST (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-11-19 15:20:34 EST (#)
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what a surprise that Caul shows up when there's a post titled "Dumbass Americans".
we don't blame Bush for everything. we blame him for the things he's done that are WRONG.
like the Iraq war for one. and don't bother acting like i was for it like you already did when you took a comment i said and misinterpreted it to make it look like i was for the Iraq war. i was never for the war. i was stating a fact when i said we were going to Baghdad and getting Saddam and no one could stop it with protests. and guess what? i was right. and guess what else? i never said i agreed with it.
would you rather us all love Bush and let him do whatever the fuck he wants? i also blame the Americans that were dumb enough to go along with the Iraq war just because Bush used fear to convince them we needed to. but then again, you don't understand how it felt for some of us on September 11th. sadly, many people's emotions allowed them to be duped into thinking we needed to go to Iraq to prevent another attack. i know i was emotional about it. i go to NYC every 9/11 by myself and look at the lights where the towers used to be and remember how i felt that day. it makes me sad that the world is the way it is. it makes me sad that the US does the things it does to the people in the middle east and it makes me sad that some of the people there want to kill all of us because of it. i don't think you know the first thing about how it feels. it's pretty easy to talk shit from across the border, isn't it?
you wanna know who i blame more than Bush? Lee Atwater. he was the key to the rise of the neocons. and he knew what he was doing was wrong but didn't care. his soul was for sale from the beginning. luckily karma prevailed and he died of brain cancer, but he created Karl Rove before he died, unfortunately.
unfortunately, as the recession goes on and gets worse, and it will, you're right- people are going to blame Obama. but you know what? there's like 33 million people in Canada. guess how many are in the US? 301 million. Canada is like 9% of our population- that's like our three biggest cities. we have a lot more idiots than you.
ok, now lets hear one of your ignorant replies that you're typing up there in your ivory tower.
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i skimmed your reply and i don't really care.
from my (and others) perspective, that's how it looks like. you have the war you wanted, enjoy it and stfu.
now you got your president of Change and Hope, don't come bitching if it doesn't work out as you thought it would. and it probably won't. your economy didn't tank because of the all powerful Bush (though he didn't help). it tanked because yours is one of consumption based mostly on credit and absurd housing speculation.
so Obama, like all presidents, will mostly be a victim of circumstances and as usual, americans will cry but for once, it won't involved foreign countries...hopefully.
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-11-19 19:47:47 EST (#)
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LINUS
88 mph
Submitted by dangerdude (user info) at 2008-11-19 19:39:19 EST (#)
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Its easy, but you need to bolt a flux-capacitor to your computer.
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-11-19 19:23:11 EST (#)
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Copied it when the original page was around, but then it got deleted later on.
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2008-11-19 18:23:23 EST (#)
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How do you copy paste from a deleted page?
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-11-19 17:22:58 EST (#)
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I had a nasty accident with some chilies not so long ago...
That's all I'm saying about that...
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-11-19 17:11:19 EST (#)
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i'd need a bit of pepper
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-11-19 17:09:48 EST (#)
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No no, nothing like that. Who you calling odd! You're far too near Bath to be considered normal. I also don't think you'd say no to gravy.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-11-19 17:06:56 EST (#)
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Look if you are suggesting sex with gravy, im not up for that, thats just odd.
northern monkey.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-11-19 17:06:00 EST (#)
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You should stop slumming it and come back and play with the Brits. Tastier A-holes altogether. Jesus, we invented gravy. The single most enjoyable sause on the planet.
Can gravy be considered a sauce...?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-11-19 16:59:33 EST (#)
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HEY!!! SOMEONE HAS CONTROL OF BANJOS ACCOUNT!!!
your not american are you? HELL you watch enough Friends, bend over.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-11-19 16:52:55 EST (#)
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Oh EI, are you tonguing American bumhole again? p
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-11-19 16:42:51 EST (#)
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I quite like Americans. Don't see that where someone lives necessarily afects them as a person, some more than others.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-11-19 16:28:41 EST (#)
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OBAMA IS NOT BLACK.
... and not everyone hated America - just about 48% of it's dwellers.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-11-19 15:20:34 EST (#)
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what a surprise that Caul shows up when there's a post titled "Dumbass Americans".
we don't blame Bush for everything. we blame him for the things he's done that are WRONG.
like the Iraq war for one. and don't bother acting like i was for it like you already did when you took a comment i said and misinterpreted it to make it look like i was for the Iraq war. i was never for the war. i was stating a fact when i said we were going to Baghdad and getting Saddam and no one could stop it with protests. and guess what? i was right. and guess what else? i never said i agreed with it.
would you rather us all love Bush and let him do whatever the fuck he wants? i also blame the Americans that were dumb enough to go along with the Iraq war just because Bush used fear to convince them we needed to. but then again, you don't understand how it felt for some of us on September 11th. sadly, many people's emotions allowed them to be duped into thinking we needed to go to Iraq to prevent another attack. i know i was emotional about it. i go to NYC every 9/11 by myself and look at the lights where the towers used to be and remember how i felt that day. it makes me sad that the world is the way it is. it makes me sad that the US does the things it does to the people in the middle east and it makes me sad that some of the people there want to kill all of us because of it. i don't think you know the first thing about how it feels. it's pretty easy to talk shit from across the border, isn't it?
you wanna know who i blame more than Bush? Lee Atwater. he was the key to the rise of the neocons. and he knew what he was doing was wrong but didn't care. his soul was for sale from the beginning. luckily karma prevailed and he died of brain cancer, but he created Karl Rove before he died, unfortunately.
unfortunately, as the recession goes on and gets worse, and it will, you're right- people are going to blame Obama. but you know what? there's like 33 million people in Canada. guess how many are in the US? 301 million. Canada is like 9% of our population- that's like our three biggest cities. we have a lot more idiots than you.
ok, now lets hear one of your ignorant replies that you're typing up there in your ivory tower.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-11-19 14:45:14 EST (#)
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i agree.
they'll blame bush for everything, but you know they'll probably turn their back on this president too when their economy tanks deeper.
just wait.
obama is just another fad.
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2008-11-19 14:32:22 EST (#)
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Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-11-19 11:29:12 EST (#)
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Like Bill Cosby said "Only a true genius could fake such stupidity"
...we are dumb, but we are not so dumb.
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Like Bill Cosby ALSO said: "Ohhhhhh yeahhhh, Jello Pudding!"
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-11-19 14:31:13 EST (#)
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Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-11-19 14:19:39 EST (#)
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Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-19 11:39:11 EST (#)
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Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-11-19 11:29:12 EST (#)
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Like Bill Cosby said "Only a true genius could fake such stupidity"
...we are dumb, but we are not so dumb.
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Yeah, just LOOK at Jessica Simpson! She's a real, live genius, even Papa Joe swears to it!
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well...She IS a millionaire and beloved worldwide. Not by all but by a damn greater margin of people than myself. So...I mean....there IS that....
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-11-19 13:10:55 EST (#)
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WTFINRAT!
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2008-11-19 12:27:19 EST (#)
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This should have jsut been a review on the other post.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-11-19 12:05:33 EST (#)
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TL;DR
Loved it anyway.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2008-11-19 11:39:41 EST (#)
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fair point. coulda just made it a review.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-19 11:39:11 EST (#)
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Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-11-19 11:29:12 EST (#)
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Like Bill Cosby said "Only a true genius could fake such stupidity"
...we are dumb, but we are not so dumb.
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Yeah, just LOOK at Jessica Simpson! She's a real, live genius, even Papa Joe swears to it!
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-11-19 11:34:57 EST (#)
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Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-11-19 10:24:36 CST (#)
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Americans ARE fucking dumb.
This needed to be said.
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Observer-expectancy effect (i.e. observer bias). But to be fair, the dumbest of our population does seem to be the most vocal.
Who are you going to notice? The lovely woman standing off to the side, or the drunken whore taking her clothes off in the middle of the room?
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-11-19 11:29:12 EST (#)
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Like Bill Cosby said "Only a true genius could fake such stupidity"
...we are dumb, but we are not so dumb.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-11-19 11:24:36 EST (#)
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Americans ARE fucking dumb.
This needed to be said.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-19 11:23:27 EST (#)
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Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-11-19 11:22:20 EST (#)
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I see the genius in this.
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-11-19 11:19:27 EST (#)
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Fags.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-11-19 11:13:42 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-11-19 11:12:50 EST (#)
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Nose picker auto -2
Submitted by masteruser (user info) at 2008-11-19 11:12:40 EST (#)
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Thank you officer Linus!