Ten Cars, Million Bucks Bandwagon (1085 hits)
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Submitted by locksly (View user info) at 2009-06-29 07:31:06 EDT
In the middle of the global financial crisis I often dream about having a nice house with a garage full of dream cars.
As I am a bit of a nerd however I feel guilty over having daydreams about spending obscene amounts of cash on cars that will rarley be driven. So I always set myself a budget (because only the best daydreams feature quicken) and pick my favourite car for each category. Anyways If I had a million bucks to split amongst ten cars this is what I'd buy tomorrow...
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Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2009-07-04 02:21:58 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Liquidice281 (user info) at 2009-07-01 16:32:35 EDT (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-06-29 14:27:54 CDT (#)
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Submitted by Liquidice281 (user info) at 2009-06-29 11:16:22 CDT (#)
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Imports are for faggots.
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...and you drive a [what]? Also: pics or you lie.
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I drive a 2008 Dodge Charger SRT-8 426 built by Inertia Motorsports. About 580HP/600ft.lbs and it needs a retune. Supercharger will put it around 800-950HP. They are nice cars but spending 1M on a bunch of imports makes babies cry.
And before one of you smart-asses mouthes off: I know, the engine is made is Canada, trans in Germany, and the suspension comes from Mercedes-Benz E-Class. But its still an American company....
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You genius, going by that logic any of the cars above are american too, if the company that imports them is American or if the fuel is purchased from an American gas station.
In any case, you lie. Next time relax and remember its just the internet.
Submitted by cheerios (user info) at 2009-07-03 00:14:16 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-07-02 09:59:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Liquidice281 (user info) at 2009-07-01 16:32:35 EDT (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-06-29 14:27:54 CDT (#)
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Submitted by Liquidice281 (user info) at 2009-06-29 11:16:22 CDT (#)
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Imports are for faggots.
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...and you drive a [what]? Also: pics or you lie.
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I drive a Submitted by Liquidice281 (user info) at 2009-07-01 16:32:35 EDT (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-06-29 14:27:54 CDT (#)
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Submitted by Liquidice281 (user info) at 2009-06-29 11:16:22 CDT (#)
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Imports are for faggots.
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...and you drive a [what]? Also: pics or you lie.
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I drive a 2008 Dodge Charger SRT-8 426 built by Inertia Motorsports. About 580HP/600ft.lbs and it needs a retune. Supercharger will put it around 800-950HP. They are nice cars but spending 1M on a bunch of imports makes babies cry.
And before one of you smart-asses mouthes off: I know, the engine is made is Canada, trans in Germany, and the suspension comes from Mercedes-Benz E-Class. But its still an American company....
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As I said before, pics or you lie. Pic with the car and some indication that you took it for proof. Maybe a sign that says "Fuck you skrapmetal! Love, ordinarywater281" or something. Put the pic on some hosting site or make a post out of it (I'll +2 it if it's a post). Go on, do it.
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2009-07-01 16:55:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Liquidice281 (user info) at 2009-07-01 16:32:35 EDT (#)
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I drive a 2008 Dodge Charger SRT-8 426 built by Inertia Motorsports. About 580HP/600ft.lbs and it needs a retune. Supercharger will put it around 800-950HP.
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-07-01 16:45:26 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Liquidice281 (user info) at 2009-07-01 16:32:35 EDT (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-06-29 14:27:54 CDT (#)
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Submitted by Liquidice281 (user info) at 2009-06-29 11:16:22 CDT (#)
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Imports are for faggots.
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...and you drive a [what]? Also: pics or you lie.
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I drive a Submitted by Liquidice281 (user info) at 2009-07-01 16:32:35 EDT (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-06-29 14:27:54 CDT (#)
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Submitted by Liquidice281 (user info) at 2009-06-29 11:16:22 CDT (#)
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Imports are for faggots.
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...and you drive a [what]? Also: pics or you lie.
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I drive a 2008 Dodge Charger SRT-8 426 built by Inertia Motorsports. About 580HP/600ft.lbs and it needs a retune. Supercharger will put it around 800-950HP. They are nice cars but spending 1M on a bunch of imports makes babies cry.
And before one of you smart-asses mouthes off: I know, the engine is made is Canada, trans in Germany, and the suspension comes from Mercedes-Benz E-Class. But its still an American company....
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you don't have to lie to impress us. it's only the internets.
Submitted by Liquidice281 (user info) at 2009-07-01 16:32:35 EDT (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-06-29 14:27:54 CDT (#)
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Submitted by Liquidice281 (user info) at 2009-06-29 11:16:22 CDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Imports are for faggots.
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...and you drive a [what]? Also: pics or you lie.
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I drive a 2008 Dodge Charger SRT-8 426 built by Inertia Motorsports. About 580HP/600ft.lbs and it needs a retune. Supercharger will put it around 800-950HP. They are nice cars but spending 1M on a bunch of imports makes babies cry.
And before one of you smart-asses mouthes off: I know, the engine is made is Canada, trans in Germany, and the suspension comes from Mercedes-Benz E-Class. But its still an American company....
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2009-07-01 00:32:21 EDT (#)
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I just want a Mustang GT.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2009-06-30 12:10:54 EDT (#)
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it's not even close to fair, is it?
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2009-06-30 04:55:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2009-06-29 15:47:46 EDT (#)
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WTF, I'll play.
1) Token entry - Monster Truck. You can build it any way you want, but in my 5 minute research, you can get the wheels, body, roll cage and all the other main parts etc for $100,000. But a decent show performance engine is $40,000. They are high maintenance, but fuck yeah, you'd never have problems parking at Tesco again.
Running total $140,000
7) Sensible car - VW Passat TDI. I know, I know, it's ghastly, but for trips and and down the M4 (which most of my out of town driving consists of) it's the mutt's nuts, for fuel, comfort etc. 17k in english money, so I'll guess that at about 30ish in USD.
RT $455k
8) Radio controlled car - Team Associated Nitro TC3. An RC car that does 134mph! When I was a kid, I used to set up a ramp consisting of some ply-wood and an old milk-crate. I used to race my little replica Metro 6R4 down the street and see how far I could make the bastard jump. I would have hours of fun doing the same with this baby. I think I could land it in Mrs Jones back garden. And that's in the next county. $300.
RT $455,300
10) British car that's better than anything America can offer - Aston Martin DB9 with all the trimmings $200k
RT $765,300
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Sweeto, I like the Astons and a few of the late model maseratis that look similar, some of the maseratis (3200 gt) are darn cheap to compared to others
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-06-30 04:09:04 EDT (#)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vE_WqdKbTvY this is all I want which is almost a million in Australia.
I have to minus two for the foul Cayenne though and plus one for the WRX.
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2009-06-30 01:59:12 EDT (#)
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I'd just get a Quadski (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-2122038899433812455&ei=gKlJSqL3B5jcqAPd7uG5Bw&q=quadski&hl=en) and blow the rest on coke and whores.
Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2009-06-29 16:12:43 EDT (#)
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Public transport FTW!
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2009-06-29 15:47:46 EDT (#)
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WTF, I'll play.
1) Token entry - Monster Truck. You can build it any way you want, but in my 5 minute research, you can get the wheels, body, roll cage and all the other main parts etc for $100,000. But a decent show performance engine is $40,000. They are high maintenance, but fuck yeah, you'd never have problems parking at Tesco again.
Running total $140,000
2) Motorcycle - Harley Davidson Chopper. Can be obtained, and restored and tuned to immaculate perfection for about $25,000
RT - $165,000
3) Supercar - I'd go for a Lamborghini Diablo over the more recent models. Varies in price between 100 and 200k, depending where you look so I'll go for a happy medium of $150,000.
RT - £315,000
4) Bling - An Escolade, just so I can roll thru da hood with ma spinners, blaring rap music at a stupid volume, just to see if it makes me feel like a big an idiot as people who do this in these cars look. $50,000
RT - $365k
5) Import - I'll take a skyline over a scooby or an evo. Used, I've just found loads you can pick up for <10k, but hell, lets say 30k on mods and upgrades for a decently tuned one.
RT - $405k
6) Investment car - Rolls Royce Silver Shadow. I know someone who owns one, and makes more money a year hiring it out for weddings etc than he does from his day job. $20,000.
RT - $425k
7) Sensible car - VW Passat TDI. I know, I know, it's ghastly, but for trips and and down the M4 (which most of my out of town driving consists of) it's the mutt's nuts, for fuel, comfort etc. 17k in english money, so I'll guess that at about 30ish in USD.
RT $455k
8) Radio controlled car - Team Associated Nitro TC3. An RC car that does 134mph! When I was a kid, I used to set up a ramp consisting of some ply-wood and an old milk-crate. I used to race my little replica Metro 6R4 down the street and see how far I could make the bastard jump. I would have hours of fun doing the same with this baby. I think I could land it in Mrs Jones back garden. And that's in the next county. $300.
RT $455,300
9) Just because I fucking want one car - Porsche 911 GT3. Vrrmmmmm, crash, bye-bye no claims bonus. It was fun while it lasted, and worth the $110,000
RT $565,300
10) British car that's better than anything America can offer - Aston Martin DB9 with all the trimmings $200k
RT $765,300
And with the change I would buy all manner of James Bonds gadgets to kit out the DB9 and take over the world.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-06-29 15:43:30 EDT (#)
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go karting doesn't count.
neither does stock car.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-06-29 15:27:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Liquidice281 (user info) at 2009-06-29 11:16:22 CDT (#)
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Imports are for faggots.
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...and you drive a [what]? Also: pics or you lie.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-06-29 15:25:02 EDT (#)
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Well, as usual, Caul you're a) wrong, and b) not worth arguing with.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-06-29 15:10:28 EDT (#)
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you don't know any racers.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-06-29 14:47:58 EDT (#)
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Forgot to mention: Drifting is to racing what toy poodles are to dogs. Most of the racers I know call it "ballet".
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2009-06-29 13:33:41 EDT (#)
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A fucking CAYENNE?!
YOU
FUCKING
LOSE
Nevertheless, good idea +2
Submitted by Ebenezer_Spooge (user info) at 2009-06-29 13:25:41 EDT (#)
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too long, who cares?
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-06-29 13:12:21 EDT (#)
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2. AE86, great call.
5. Also a great call
6. Indeed, these two are close, but I'd go with the Evo
7. I'd go with a classic 88 countach.
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2009-06-29 13:00:05 EDT (#)
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This is a bandwagon that I'd like to participate in. Give me a moment to collect my pictures.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-06-29 12:42:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Liquidice281 (user info) at 2009-06-29 11:16:22 CDT (#)
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Imports are for faggots.
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Oy vey
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-06-29 12:38:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2009-06-29 12:15:47 EDT (#)
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I love public transportation. I drive 30 minutes to the Metro, then 45 min into DC. Walk 10 min to work. Helluva lot better than driving 2+ hours through DC traffic anyday.
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it takes me a lot longer to use the bus than it would to take a car. there's not much traffic here.
but when i hop on a bus, my day is immediatly over. it wouldn't be if i had to drive. i live downtown and parking is a pain in the ass. plus having a car here in our loooong winter fucking sux. almost every time you have to take out the snow broom, then sit in your freezing car who won't heat for 10 minutes and be among assholes who don't know how to drive in those conditions.
i rent cars on the weekend if i have to leave town. i get bored with the same car after two days. i can't imagine myself owning one for years.
/sage entry
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2009-06-29 12:38:09 EDT (#)
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Fuck cars, they're transportation.
Serious +2 for making a decent post outof bullshit.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-06-29 12:38:04 EDT (#)
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I'm horny for the R8.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-06-29 12:37:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Liquidice281 (user info) at 2009-06-29 12:16:22 EDT (#)
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Imports are for faggots.
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yeah, i'm sure you ALWAYS buy all-american when you go to the one-dollar store.
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2009-06-29 12:22:30 EDT (#)
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I saw a Lamborghini yesterday, the douche who drovei t parked in front of the store I work in and left his funny side-swinging door wide open. It had a spoiler on the back and I suspect he left the keys in because once he'd folded himself back into the car the amount of time before he drove away again was very very small.
I should have stolen it.
Submitted by Liquidice281 (user info) at 2009-06-29 12:16:22 EDT (#)
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Imports are for faggots.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2009-06-29 12:15:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-06-29 11:42:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-06-29 11:17:30 EDT (#)
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It's actually worse than that. He takes the bus or walks.
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i could afford a car or even two. using public transport is a personal choice, a choice that more and more people with half a brain make.
regardless, that still doesn't make muscle cars any better. with all the technologies available today, muscle cars are pretty much the technilogical equivalent of a lawn mower.
"hey look at my huge gas guzzling underperforming engine!"
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I love public transportation. I drive 30 minutes to the Metro, then 45 min into DC. Walk 10 min to work. Helluva lot better than driving 2+ hours through DC traffic anyday.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-06-29 11:42:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-06-29 11:17:30 EDT (#)
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It's actually worse than that. He takes the bus or walks.
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i could afford a car or even two. using public transport is a personal choice, a choice that more and more people with half a brain make.
regardless, that still doesn't make muscle cars any better. with all the technologies available today, muscle cars are pretty much the technilogical equivalent of a lawn mower.
"hey look at my huge gas guzzling underperforming engine!"
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-06-29 11:17:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2009-06-29 10:16:29 EDT (#)
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Caulaincourt drives a pink Miata.
It's actually worse than that. He takes the bus or walks.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-06-29 11:09:12 EDT (#)
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i'm far too lazy to participate in this.
Submitted by precision (user info) at 2009-06-29 10:45:04 EDT (#)
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Never been into sports cars myself... now a 1969 Shelby GT 350 Convertible on the other hand I would be all over.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2009-06-29 10:16:29 EDT (#)
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Speaking of cars...you think it's worthwhile picking up a few hundred shares of GM while it's in the $1.00-$1.25 range?
Caulaincourt drives a pink Miata.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-06-29 10:14:35 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2009-06-29 10:08:31 EDT (#)
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My list would be mostly muscle cars.
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muscle cars are like mullets. there are a few exceptions but they're outdated and don't look cool anymore.
people who are still into muscle cars are mostly yanks who can't accept that american cars for the most part, suck
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2009-06-29 10:08:31 EDT (#)
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My list would be mostly muscle cars.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2009-06-29 09:38:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2009-06-29 09:04:03 EDT (#)
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I don't really give a shit about cars, but have a +2 for what looks suspiciously like effort.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-06-29 09:26:21 EDT (#)
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That's better
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2009-06-29 09:22:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-06-29 09:17:37 EDT (#)
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I expected a better retort than that but I realize that it IS early...
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Your mom owns a retort
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2009-06-29 09:20:54 EDT (#)
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No doozy? Pfft. What piffle.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-06-29 09:17:37 EDT (#)
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I expected a better retort than that but I realize that it IS early...
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2009-06-29 09:15:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-06-29 08:53:41 EDT (#)
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I'm surprised that a high roller like yourself doesn't already own all of those vehicles.
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Your mom owns a vehicle
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2009-06-29 09:04:03 EDT (#)
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I don't really give a shit about cars, but have a +2 for what looks suspiciously like effort.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-06-29 08:53:41 EDT (#)
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I'm surprised that a high roller like yourself doesn't already own all of those vehicles.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-06-29 08:39:26 EDT (#)
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if i had a million bucks i would firstly demand it to be in pounds. Secondly, buy a spaceship made out of bullet/missile proof material and pop over too Ellen DeGeneres house, destroy it and then circle the world until i decided the next celebrity I wanted to VISIT
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-06-29 08:36:58 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2009-06-29 08:34:22 EDT (#)
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The neighborhood around Cameron's house is simply fucking awesome. As I'm sure nobody would have guessed.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-06-29 07:58:32 EDT (#)
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Here's a Ferrari for your collection. 1973 246 Dino GT Targa. Going rate about $200K US. I shot this pic at an impound lot near Tampa a while back.
http://www.ratpackcycles.com/73FDinoGT.png
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2009-06-29 07:32:46 EDT (#)
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Fuck the cars, I just want Cameron's house.
"When Cameron was in Egypt's land...let my Cameron goooo."