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Very Likey A Pointless Uberpost (664 hits)

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Rating: 1.25 on 22 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Merlina (View user info) at 2009-07-03 19:16:54 EDT


BUT

I had a shite day at work. (frown)

A tough journey home in un-airconditioned train (sweat)

A walk from the station to the house (dragging weary feet in blue heels)

Cats yowling like eijits for more food (Miaaaw)
FECK YOU I NEED TO SHOWER

One of the cats vomiting under the dinner table (eeugh). niiice..

The Bloke phoning me just when I was walking down the garden path to the pergoa with hands full of g&t, book, ashtray etc. (I love you but feck offm I wanna sit down)

I sit.

My sister phoning me to talk about HER bad day at work (aww.. er.)
Get her off the phone - the shopping is being delivered!

Ocado knocking on the door with the shopping (damn.. where will it FIT? Fridge is stuffed!)

Walk back to the garden to say hi to the Bloke who has made it home from work....

..aaaand get snagged by my Greek neighbours elderly mother on the way to him, who is in the mood to have a chat about a fall she had the other day... "oh.. really?... you poor thing.. are you okay...?"

cook dinner (now sweating again, so much for shower)

The Bloke wants to talk about his day...

listen...

listen

"oh.. really?... you poor thing... are you okay..?"

(eating noises)

"okay night night then baby"

ALONE

Stevie Wonder in concert on BBC2..

"Isn't she lovely..."

Suddenly all worth it... *settles back*

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH








A very nice gin & tonic in thegarden

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Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2009-07-08 15:47:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Very 'Likey'??

Was I drunk that night?


Submitted by r0fl (user info) at 2009-07-07 01:02:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Nothing wrong with not liking what you're societally bonded to. Oh Wait -

Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-07-06 19:13:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2009-07-06 13:13:07 PDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-07-04 15:13:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

"Get her off the phone - the shopping is being delivered!

Ocado knocking on the door with the shopping (damn.. where will it FIT? Fridge is stuffed!)"
~~~~~~~~
You have your shopping delivered and have a stuffed fridge. Way to go!
You also wear heels to work and that is hot...
~~~
I like good food.

Last night I had a bbq and made a potato salad with potatoes, red onions and chives from the garden.

And a broad bean salad with braised red chicory, garlic and anchovies (all from the garden apart from the anchovies)..

I LIKE COOKING AND FOOD.

And sexy heels at work.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Mmmmm, potato salad with red onions! {you sexy high heeled Garden Goddess thang}
Where is the garden post with photos, I think you mentioned doing one once?
I WANNA seeeee.... garden.

Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2009-07-06 16:13:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-07-04 15:13:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

"Get her off the phone - the shopping is being delivered!

Ocado knocking on the door with the shopping (damn.. where will it FIT? Fridge is stuffed!)"
~~~~~~~~
You have your shopping delivered and have a stuffed fridge. Way to go!
You also wear heels to work and that is hot...
~~~
I like good food.

Last night I had a bbq and made a potato salad with potatoes, red onions and chives from the garden.

And a broad bean salad with braised red chicory, garlic and anchovies (all from the garden apart from the anchovies)..

I LIKE COOKING AND FOOD.

And sexy heels at work.


Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-07-06 11:14:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2009-07-05 10:41:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

your problem was that you should have had the gin and tonic FIRST


Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2009-07-05 08:24:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by YourNameHere (user info) at 2009-07-05 03:45:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-07-04 15:13:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

"Get her off the phone - the shopping is being delivered!

Ocado knocking on the door with the shopping (damn.. where will it FIT? Fridge is stuffed!)"
~~~~~~~~
You have your shopping delivered and have a stuffed fridge. Way to go!
You also wear heels to work and that is hot...



Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2009-07-04 11:18:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm envious of your garden. Well not envious so much as ... okay maybe it's envy - that or my constant inability to come up with the right words for things.

My aunt has a smallish commercial garden and does all of the farmer's markets in the surrounding areas. I spend my days off sitting in it weeding because it's an acre and she tends it herself when she finds the time. To be as 'organic' as possible she doesn't use any sprays so it gets weedy fast. It gets bloody hot in the heat of the day, but there's something about it though, that I love.

Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2009-07-04 03:02:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Why does this sort of day seem more like a normal day these days?

Submitted by Lib (user info) at 2009-07-04 02:12:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

yeah


Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2009-07-04 01:29:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Stevie Wonder music can lift my mood any time.

And Superstition is the funkiest song ever.

Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2009-07-04 01:00:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Music and alcohol can make the shittiest day better.

Submitted by catscradle (user info) at 2009-07-03 22:58:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Drop in the bucket.

Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2009-07-03 22:12:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Re: bubba

http://www.ubersite.com/m/122713#2912786

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-07-03 20:54:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

"Isn't she lovely..."

Suddenly all worth it... *settles back*

====

You are lovely.

I understand you completely however. There are some days when I would gladly rip out the spleen of various people who disturb my peace.



Ahhhhh! Settling in to do some reading. Sipping some wine.

RING! RING!

[answering the phone] "WHAT?!"

Somebody (doesn't matter who): Hi! Howya doin'? Say, I need a favor....

Me: Are you sentimentally attached to your spleen?

Somebody: Huh? Wha?

Me: Because you're in imminent danger of losing it.

Somebody: Oh. Er. Ok. I'll call you later, yeah? Uh. K.

*click*

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-07-03 20:10:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2009-07-03 19:43:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

careful.

you're becoming the new loki
============
SHUT UP, Doofus. Stop being a backseat asshole and write your own posts. Those who hide in the background and slam others are nothing but simple assholes. Or, troll away and cement everyone's opinion of you.


Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2009-07-03 19:58:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

oh and nothing pointless i agree

Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2009-07-03 19:57:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I love you Merlina life is all about making of it what you can.





oh and Stevie rules

weekend yes

Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2009-07-03 19:43:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

careful.

you're becoming the new loki

Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2009-07-03 19:19:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I just read this and its actually NOT pointless.

ITS LIFE.

and Stevie is now playing

SUPERSTITIOUS! WOOOOOO


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