Ding Dong Dead (1053 hits)
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Submitted by The real fake Amanda Metal (View user info) at 2010-02-03 13:55:31 EST
So none of my uber-super-friends think I interweb rejected them, I'm going to be a huge wanker and announce on here that I temporarily killed my facebook page. I am in the midst of a job search and I do not want any prospective employers to see that I am on facebook. If anyone feels the need to communicate with me outside of Ubersite, please use my email address (emililly78.at.yahoo.com) or my cell phone number, which I will be happy to send you via email.
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Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2010-02-09 10:14:41 EST (#)
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THAT'S IT I'M GOING TO BED I SEE HOW IT IS
Submitted by VelvetElvis (user info) at 2010-02-09 10:10:50 EST (#)
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Danger, I said I'd play as the 08 Saints, a very diff team than won the Super Bowl.-- Or I'll play as whomever you like, anybody but the 08 Lions. I wasn't looking for easy win, hence, i said 08 Saints.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2010-02-09 08:59:37 EST (#)
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oh and, erm...i lost the number not 'lost' persay just reformatted <insert tired robot joke> and didn't have the where-with-all to back up.
didn't have the where-with-all to back up anything that wasn't LEMON PARTY!!!
or pictures of ducky
:(
please resend your number if you don't feel that obliged to post it on the world wide web i'm sure we can baffle the virgin thinktank here with some super secret chode. i mean code.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2010-02-09 08:55:36 EST (#)
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Submitted by VelvetElvis (user info) at 2010-02-09 06:41:17 EST (#)
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Danger, I'd love to play you in Madden. I give my phone nunber on here so no big deal, I'll give you my user name on Madden if you write to daneilh.at.live.com (not misspelled). But you better be ready to bring it-- anybody else, look, if we can't get along let's get it on. (I beat a guy yesterday who username was, seriously, anotherloss4u--- he was damn good, beat him 43-40.
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oh this makes COMPLETE sense, coming from a guy who wants to play me with a superbowl winning franchise against a team so bloody bollocksy SHITE I made the considered (and astute) decision NOT to purchase Madden 2010 because I figured at least in madden '09 it may BE for all intents and purposes the same crappy roster but withOUT the benefit of this season's hindsight - i.e. -
programmer at EA: "holy FUCK the BROWNS ARE WORSE THAN WE THOUGHT UNTRIPLE THEIR OVERALL RATING"
yes, this makes purrfect sense i know vd how about you stick this in your who dat nation pipe and smoke it,
HOW ABOUT A BIG CAN OF FUCK OFF! I KNOW WHEN I'M BEING WOUND UP!
Submitted by VelvetElvis (user info) at 2010-02-09 07:27:40 EST (#)
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Come to think of it Danger, you have my real/other private phone number. Let me know if you lost it, will send.
The Browns vs the Saints-- I'll play '08 Saints, just to make it interesting.
Submitted by VelvetElvis (user info) at 2010-02-09 06:41:17 EST (#)
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Danger, I'd love to play you in Madden. I give my phone nunber on here so no big deal, I'll give you my user name on Madden if you write to daneilh.at.live.com (not misspelled). But you better be ready to bring it-- anybody else, look, if we can't get along let's get it on. (I beat a guy yesterday who username was, seriously, anotherloss4u--- he was damn good, beat him 43-40.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2010-02-09 04:04:45 EST (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2010-02-08 21:00:50 EST (#)
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How did you come to be a Browns fan? Have you been to Cleveland? If not, you probably shouldn't. Just saying.
Anyway I'm happy for the Saints on their first ever Superbowl appearance/win. Everybody gets one.
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sigh long story I'll try to cut it down and not dwindle off into the realms of the incomprehensive.
Years ago when the first Madden's came out on the sega megadrive (genesis to you seppo.....come to think of it you probably weren't even born) people (especially the brits) were making a great fuss about it and I thought "wtf? why are the BRITS making such a fuss about it" so I went and bought a copy and found out why - it was totally sweet.
At the time the NFL was also getting....decent coverage one game a week and a highlights package over here so because I'd got my head around the rules playing Madden's I began to enjoy watching it on tv.
It was just after WWII and for whatever reason The Browns seemed to be getting - given how ordinary they were - an inordinate amount of coverage and I couldn't help but notice that even though they were rubbish they had this guy on special teams who 9 times out of 10 would return the punt for if not serious yardage, a touchdown. He would then without breaking stride continue running up to the fence and wire of the dogpound and highfive all of these.....these trailerpark people wearing dogmasks. "Woah" I remember thinking, "this team looks poor and what's with the shitty brown and orange strip?" And then special teams would come back out and there stood my hero, waiting for the kick off, diminutive in stature but already working out the quickest possible route to the end-zone, which for him was afterburners and ducking under flailing arms - most of the time any run blocking was by-the-by because he would usually have already burnt them off.
"I love you Eric Metcalf" I thought, "I don't fucking care about Thurman Thomas or Barry Saunders, I don't care that your uniform sucks or that your stadium is falling over, run forrest run..."
One day I was in a geekshop because, well, basically I'm half geek and they were selling NFL cards because by some degrees of separation they were related to John Madden Football, I bought a pack hoping but knowing it was futile to get an Eric Metcalf card or even just a Browns one, it was so long ago that I can't even remember what you got, it was wrapped in foil and I got I guess three cards or something. What I DO remember is that ONE of the things in that foil pack WAS an Eric Metcalf card. "fuck ME" I thought "what are the odds??" I secretly kissed my card which made all the other virgins in the geek shop think in a millhouse way that I was SO AWESOME because I'd pashed somebody - even if it was a secret, and I have been a fiercely loyal Browns supporter ever since. I would go so far as to say that I love the Browns more than my beloved Wallabies and definitely more than any football (soccer) club - I might draw the line at our national side though. I've had a boxer called Cleveland, poor chap only made it to the ripe old age of 5 though, suffered through the franchise moving to baltimore and was even so morose at the time that I didn't watch for a couple of seasons. I hate Cinci, shittsburgh and those cunt ravens just as much or even moreso than any Browns fan. I am Brown through and through and I KNOW when I'm being mocked, i.e. "everybody gets one (superbowl appearance) so please go fuck yourself.
Anyway that's how. and the short version.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2010-02-08 11:18:39 EST (#)
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Good luck finding a job.
Submitted by Entaran (user info) at 2010-02-06 20:33:20 EST (#)
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Aussie has beaches in every conceivable direction.
Get your passport/visa organised and hop a plane. It's really not hard to find a job here.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2010-02-06 13:30:01 EST (#)
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I toured Europe a couple of times when I was a kid - France, Italy, Switzerland, England, Scotland, and Wales. And I spent the summer after my freshman year at UGA in Quebec, which was my favorite place I've ever been. STOP LAUGHING.
I'd really like to go somewhere in Asia next. Australia would be kickass too. Anywhere, really. Preferably somewhere with beaches.
Submitted by Entaran (user info) at 2010-02-06 06:14:13 EST (#)
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On a completely serious note...
If you've not travelled yet, have you considered taking a working holiday outside North America?
Europe, Australia, any other westernised country?
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2010-02-04 21:16:00 EST (#)
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I don't know. Can you do that on a cell phone?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2010-02-04 15:38:02 EST (#)
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can i reverse the charges?
Submitted by GroundHorse (user info) at 2010-02-04 07:43:47 EST (#)
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It's sad world, with everybody walking on his toes, and 0 (yep, thats ZERO) initiative to
do anything, besides fraud. Someday these times will be called the tubby-age.
Survive, reproduce, make your time.
Totally unrelated link : ( it didn't work, Uber says it's all caps...)
retry : http://www.ubersite.com/m/98744
fuck you uber.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2010-02-04 04:20:53 EST (#)
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I've a position you could fill.
Submitted by Cakes (user info) at 2010-02-04 03:47:07 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2010-02-04 03:01:31 EST (#)
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Good luck with the job search.
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2010-02-03 22:27:58 EST (#)
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When I was in the childcare industry I worked with a dwarf, I though it was hilarious to teach the kids to sing, "hi ho hi ho, it's home from work we go," when she left for the day. According to my boss though, it was insensitive. That was my first official warning.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2010-02-03 22:13:23 EST (#)
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I prefer "little person."
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2010-02-03 21:36:56 EST (#)
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* foot even.
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2010-02-03 21:36:40 EST (#)
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Nice, so I can take it that you're a two foor midget?
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2010-02-03 21:11:51 EST (#)
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Oh, that. That's just me in my dog costume.
OK so I have been fully schooled by a facebook expert on how to completely disappear from facebook search. Page has been reactivated. You all may go about your business as if nothing ever happened.
*whistles Dixie*
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2010-02-03 21:01:22 EST (#)
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So I should probably be worried about that dog staring into my window....
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2010-02-03 20:49:03 EST (#)
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There's no such thing as paranoia in these fascist times.
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2010-02-03 20:39:41 EST (#)
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I think that kitty needs help. My mum was trying to find my facebook the other day, she couldn't. Paranoid much? Do you have inappropriate photographs on there?
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2010-02-03 20:36:01 EST (#)
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Mine too.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2010-02-03 20:24:41 EST (#)
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(That was a good catch, BTW. Beavis is one of my favorite actors of all time)
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2010-02-03 20:23:34 EST (#)
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No Cornholio. I am not threatening you.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2010-02-03 20:12:46 EST (#)
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ARE YOU THREATENING ME???
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2010-02-03 19:30:27 EST (#)
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No. No, I don't have 3 boobs. Maybe in my next life.
Shloongy - rest assured that I will eventually be back. So enjoy your me-free existence now, because it won't last.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2010-02-03 19:16:54 EST (#)
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Awesome. I was getting sick of our friendship, anyway...
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2010-02-03 19:13:30 EST (#)
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just so you know I have spent the last 13 minutes google imaging women with 36DDD breasts and am assured this doesn't mean you have three. Although three breasts may be both more fun and handy. (I think it's 36E in england, who knows, maybe they swell up a bit more over here with all the rain).
Has 'innit' made the atlantic crossing yet. teenagers finish every sentence with 'innit' it's kinda seeping into adult conversation too. :(
In a few years we'll all be saying 'O.M.G how I lolled at that boi wid his cap on back 2 da front, blud'.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2010-02-03 18:54:00 EST (#)
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Orphelia my dear, Americans and Brits are all speaking the same language. That's the claim, anyway. All your words are belong to us.
I don't know if I'll be using a sentence like that one anytime soon. Kind of reminds me of listening to my 15 year old sister and her friends talk to each other. Apparently the word "beast" is now complimentary, and an adjective. But I digress. To answer your query - 36DDD. Although I'm not sure American sizes are the same as British in that department.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2010-02-03 18:43:08 EST (#)
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Why are all the yanks stealing our words today? you'll be saying 'bloody hell what a tosspot I can't believe that Julian Clary just dobbed me into to the bobbys. My missus is gonna be right old miffed with me to the dog house I go'.
This is tremendously sad but it's no worse than me constantly refreshing my 'check new mail' button in hope one day Jack McCallum emails me.
We are a good pair all I need now is confirmation your bra size is the same as mine so we can swap underwear and I'm all yours.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2010-02-03 17:59:20 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2010-02-03 17:52:34 EST (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2010-02-03 16:46:15 EST (#)
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good luck with that, you hot Finnish vixen you
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Thanks, love. I need all the luck I can get.
Submitted by august_sobriquet (user info) at 2010-02-03 17:33:09 EST (#)
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finally.
I have come from the future, with and important message, but as often is the case with these types of time travel scenarios, I had some guidelines, rules if you will, to follow. I'm glad someone finally caught on, I guess we have all become a bit more intuitive in the future, so I'm not exactly used to all this beating around the bushes.
In the future, one days to be exact, money will become obselete, and so, your social security number will be a bit less important to keep secret.
Thank you.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2010-02-03 17:21:23 EST (#)
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There has to be a reason you are so hell bent on someone asking you about your SSN. Right? I mean I'm not going to ask, but there is a reason. Sometimes I wonder if I'm dead/in a coma and all of you are just something my subconscious mind barfed up.
Submitted by august_sobriquet (user info) at 2010-02-03 17:17:45 EST (#)
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i fucked up that link. Maybe you people will have better luck finding me August Sobriquet and my SSN below. Friend Me!
Submitted by august_sobriquet (user info) at 2010-02-03 17:12:18 EST (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2010-02-03 16:08:00 EST (#)
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Actually, even if your page is set to private, anyone (and I mean ANYONE - they don't even have to have a facebook account) can see your profile picture, your full friends list, and the full list of your fan pages. This is true even if you have disallowed search indexing on facebook. FACT.
I don't want anyone seeing jack shit.
Is that right?
I can't get mine to show when I search my name, town and state.
I think it is funny that people (not a jab at you) are worried about their privacy on facebook. There are a lot of people trying to become "internet famous" who would probably tell you that it is actually very difficult to get anyone to give two shits that your pictures and the facts about how you are liek omg so fuckin cool are on the internet. I try to keep mine family friendly anyway to keep up appearances, I generally try to stupid it up in private.
This is why I just use my ssn as my url and store all of my bank account information on there with the pins and passwords so I can always get at them. Check it out- http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#!/002369856?ref=profile
blah blah blah. i should be working.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2010-02-03 16:46:15 EST (#)
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good luck with that, you hot Finnish vixen you
Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2010-02-03 16:10:28 EST (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2010-02-03 14:10:21 EST (#)
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Of course, if any prospective employer happens to search my email address, they're going to find a whole treasure trove of crap just from Ubersite alone. Screw it. Are any of you hiring? I am willing to relocate.
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Yes, I need an online assistant (no need to relocate), $74K w/benefits and matched 401k, office hours are 10AM-2PM send me a message on facebook.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2010-02-03 16:08:00 EST (#)
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Actually, even if your page is set to private, anyone (and I mean ANYONE - they don't even have to have a facebook account) can see your profile picture, your full friends list, and the full list of your fan pages. This is true even if you have disallowed search indexing on facebook. FACT.
I don't want anyone seeing jack shit.
Submitted by kitchens_closed (user info) at 2010-02-03 16:06:53 EST (#)
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go finger-fuck yourself
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2010-02-03 16:03:55 EST (#)
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Jeanneee, dear, you know you can just set you account info to private and then employers wouldn't be able to find you/see you, right?
I mean, if you don't have a facebook they're all going to think you're uncool.
Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2010-02-03 15:37:00 EST (#)
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you are going underground....LOL
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2010-02-03 15:23:58 EST (#)
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Good luck with the job search.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2010-02-03 14:48:04 EST (#)
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He's aa souse. Judging from the hair, he's also an Irishman. HOW TYPICAL.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2010-02-03 14:38:03 EST (#)
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Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2010-02-03 14:15:57 EST (#)
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That kitten is a drunken mess with no self esteem.
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How dare you. That kitten had a VERY STRESSFUL WEEK and deserves to cut loose a little.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2010-02-03 14:30:06 EST (#)
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This title would make a very mediocre B-horror story. Get on that.
Submitted by willartstorg (user info) at 2010-02-03 14:27:52 EST (#)
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Submitted by august_sobriquet (user info) at 2010-02-03 14:24:12 EST (#)
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Submitted by willartstorg (user info) at 2010-02-03 14:20:06 EST (#)
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Why the fuck would you make a facebook account with your real name?
Why the fuck wouldn't you? Unless you are some kind of registered sex offender pedophile, it shouldn't really be a problem.
My FB url is my social security number so I can easily access my banking information when I am traveling overseas.
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WTF? You can't remember your own SSN?
Also, you can hide the crap on facebook from the average peruser and reserve access for friends. What a line of crap.
Submitted by august_sobriquet (user info) at 2010-02-03 14:25:20 EST (#)
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I tossed in the obligatory kid toucher reference for ya. You just relax.
Submitted by august_sobriquet (user info) at 2010-02-03 14:24:12 EST (#)
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Submitted by willartstorg (user info) at 2010-02-03 14:20:06 EST (#)
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Why the fuck would you make a facebook account with your real name?
Why the fuck wouldn't you? Unless you are some kind of registered sex offender pedophile, it shouldn't really be a problem.
My FB url is my social security number so I can easily access my banking information when I am traveling overseas.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2010-02-03 14:24:10 EST (#)
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Good call august. As we speak, I am setting up a new gmail address for work use only.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2010-02-03 14:23:12 EST (#)
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I used my real name because that's the whole point of facebook. Not everyone on that site is using it for nefarious... aw fuck it I don't even have the heart to attempt a Bubba-is-a-pedo joke.
Submitted by august_sobriquet (user info) at 2010-02-03 14:21:02 EST (#)
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Are you seriously going to use your crap riddled email address as a contact for prospective employers? niiiiiiiiiiice.
Submitted by willartstorg (user info) at 2010-02-03 14:20:06 EST (#)
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Why the fuck would you make a facebook account with your real name?
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2010-02-03 14:15:57 EST (#)
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That kitten is a drunken mess with no self esteem.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2010-02-03 14:15:07 EST (#)
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NURRRR GOOD ONE SICO. ONLY HEARD IT ABOUT SIX DOZEN TIMES BEFORE.
I suppose that says more about me than it does about you though.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2010-02-03 14:12:15 EST (#)
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Just so happens that I'm hiring a gardener, Em.
I need someone to plant tulips on my landscape.
TWO LIPS ON MY DICK! OH SNAP!
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2010-02-03 14:10:21 EST (#)
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Of course, if any prospective employer happens to search my email address, they're going to find a whole treasure trove of crap just from Ubersite alone. Screw it. Are any of you hiring? I am willing to relocate.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2010-02-03 14:05:19 EST (#)
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wow....
you would send me your number!?!?!?
LIAR.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2010-02-03 14:00:29 EST (#)
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Sico: Tempting, but I'll pass.
Just go to Settings and choose "deactivate account."
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2010-02-03 13:59:09 EST (#)
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I don't know what a facebook is but if your sharing shots of your tits and cunt I'll take a few to sicosemen.at.gmail.com. A few, not too many as I'd like to keep my lunch in me.
How do you temporarily kill your facebook?