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A Battle Of Tastes (capitalized names edition): FALLEN vs. PLANET (610 hits)

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Rating: 1.25 on 31 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by PLANET (View user info) at 2010-02-03 17:04:26 EST


So after arguing for quite some time about different grades of attractiveness, FALLEN and I decided that we should put it to you to decide who has the better taste in women. I will be posting my picks tommorrow, since the file was too big to post in one session...

Battle.JPG (323 kB)


User Reviews


Submitted by erosion_rules (user info) at 2010-02-04 23:01:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Orphelia? I totally would.

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2010-02-04 15:40:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

maggie gyllenhal looks like she's got a bit of downs.

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2010-02-04 09:09:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Orphelia swallows!

as does SARGE!

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2010-02-04 08:31:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

maybe DanRan and Lisa can do the 'who has better taste in trashy barmen' edition?

Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2010-02-04 07:43:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I wondered why my ears were ringing all night.
NO its not because of the ear hair, I dont have ear hair.

FJ I've been trying to talk Pheely into that costume for months. Soon I think im wearig her down.

Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2010-02-04 04:22:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I want to see Orphelia vs. Powergirl in a boob-off.

Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2010-02-04 02:58:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Beauties one and all!

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2010-02-04 02:29:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

don't be silly rob of course you're stoned you're a canadian

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2010-02-04 02:28:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2


I'M NOT DRUNK.

Heck, I'm not even stoned.


: (


Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2010-02-04 02:28:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

i mean mismathed's point

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2010-02-04 02:27:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2010-02-04 02:06:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2


I think Orphy is quite fetching
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my point entirely


Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2010-02-04 02:06:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2


I think Orphy is quite fetching, truth be told.

Maggie Gyllennhaallhhll, on (with) the other hand, is absolutely delicious.

'The Secretary' gave me a semi right there in the theatre. Yum.


Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2010-02-04 01:36:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by mismathed (user info) at 2010-02-03 22:28:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

only drunks think orphelia is hot.

Submitted by mismathed (user info) at 2010-02-03 22:28:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

only gays think angelina jolie is hot.


Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2010-02-03 21:21:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I love these kinds of posts. And this one was executed particularly well. Good show.

Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2010-02-03 20:32:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Cyndi Lauper? Ok......

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2010-02-03 19:30:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

This list is...uhhhhh...not strong.

Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2010-02-03 19:25:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2010-02-03 19:14:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Good evening! Well, I can only guess who will be one your 'picks'.
I had to laugh at 'picks' like you have a chance with any of these women, fallen, you crinkly old bugger :P
(not that he can hear me, his ears are full of hair)
=-================
now now there are no Uberites on my list!

well to be fair, I put the pics together and everything.

awww poor fallen, he needs a "man groomer"

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2010-02-03 19:14:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Good evening! Well, I can only guess who will be one your 'picks'.
I had to laugh at 'picks' like you have a chance with any of these women, fallen, you crinkly old bugger :P
(not that he can hear me, his ears are full of hair)

Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2010-02-03 18:57:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

allo love!

go easy on FALLEN, he wanted to make every pick you, but I wouldnt let him.

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2010-02-03 18:53:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

fallen is dead meat though lol
:)
hello!

Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2010-02-03 18:52:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

The sweetest thing, below.

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2010-02-03 18:50:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

aww I just can't not +2 sgt :(

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2010-02-03 18:37:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

How out of date is this fallen? I mean, really, come on?
Also sgt I can't +2 this on the basis it's not just a pic of me.
and oh no jonny called me lame whatever will i do?

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2010-02-03 17:32:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Lois - Agreed, hot. Although her taste in men is suspect at best.

Angelina - Used to be hot, now emaciated and depressed from being forced to look at Brad Pitt's disgusting beard. She needs to dump that weirdo (again, what is it with gorgeous women having terrible taste in men? See also Drew Barrymore), take up with a pro athlete 10 years her junior, gain at least 15 pounds, and start acting like a freak again.

Katie Morgan - Who? But yeah, hot.

Kari Byron - No idea who she is either but she looks pretty tasty.

Maggie Gyllenhaal - Smashing actress, and I also get a very dirty vibe from her. I bet she goes days without showering and has also done some pretty inappropriate stuff with her brother. Just the vibe I get. Why do I keep smelling rosemary?

Orphelia - My feelings on her hotness are well documented. Chicks with accents are always winners.

Cyndi Lauper - I can't agree on her hotness, but I do love that you went there.

Marilyn Monroe - meh

Power Girl - HOLY CRAP those are some big cans. Nice.

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2010-02-03 17:27:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

'scuse me, but I'm removing a point because I gave you too much credit. 2350 pixels...and you are giant bag of pixie dust, fairy.

Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2010-02-03 17:24:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I reserve the right to -2 the hell out of this later if his are better.

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2010-02-03 17:21:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

What kind of giant man bitch are you that you can't put a file together that exceeds 3500 pixels. You sir, may now turn in your cock because you've quite obviously don't need one. Bitch faggot!

Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2010-02-03 17:21:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

BTW Angelina has dropped of the hotness radar.
she went too far beyond hot crazy to just WTF crazy.


Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2010-02-03 17:18:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

you post this now? there's nobody on uber now.
well i cant bitch i did make you do all the work, a YEAR ago.


Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2010-02-03 17:12:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I thought this read 'A Battle of Testes' at first...I guess it does at that.


Well, although Kari Byron is ridiculously hot, the rest of the girls on this list are lame. Really lame.


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