A Battle Of Tastes (capitalized names edition): FALLEN vs. PLANET # 2 (951 hits)
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Submitted by PLANET (View user info) at 2010-02-04 11:53:12 EST
FALLEN'S PICKS = http://www.ubersite.com/m/124339
Happy Thirsty Thursday Uber!!!
User Reviews
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2010-02-05 19:16:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Sarah Silverman +2
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2010-02-04 22:27:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Sorry FALLEN. Your girlfriend's a hot piece though, for sure.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2010-02-04 22:07:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
it ubers way of telling you you picked wrong.
my choices are way hotter than sarges
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2010-02-04 21:38:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
What? My review is somehow messed up. Switch the last 2 lines.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2010-02-04 21:37:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Rachel Weisz - Safe pick. Safe as in BOOOORING.
Jennifer Connelly - Definitely hot. I've liked her ever since The Rocketeer, which was a terrible movie but made an impression on me solely because of Jennifer Connelly's hotness.
Sara Silverman - Very attractive but overrated as a comedian.
Savanna Samson - Who? I should really watch more porn.
Laura Prepon - Hot as long as she doesn't talk.
Gillian Anderson - YES. That is all.
Moninca Lewinsky - Gorgeous. You really do like those Jewish gals don't you?
Anna Paquin - Beautiful but I am unable to have any dirty thoughts about her due to the fact that she looks like my sister. Also, her fake Louisiana accent on True Blood is atrocious. ATROCIOUS.
Jeri Ryan - Sorry, no.
Final analysis: It's PLANET's picks by a nose. (Lewinsky's.)
Tricia Helfer - Not familiar with her but per this picture, she's hot as fuck. And has great taste in underwear.
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2010-02-04 20:33:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Haha, you got your own correction wrong. Monica lover.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2010-02-04 20:30:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
oh wait...
I mean "fouled"
I mean....DAMMIT.
Night Uber, time to go home!
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2010-02-04 20:27:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2010-02-04 20:12:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hehe, experienced sounds like used toilet paper.
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hon you're thinking of "used"
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2010-02-04 20:12:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hehe, experienced sounds like used toilet paper.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2010-02-04 16:26:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Huge fan of Sarah Silverman and amazingly, although I've never heard of "Six", I would definitely do her.
Again.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2010-02-04 16:25:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Damn woman!
ok ok, not classic....you're "experienced"
c'mon work with me here!
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2010-02-04 16:24:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Wait. I was 16. I remember driving myself to the theatre to see it.
Fuck that's even worse! :*(
*wanders off to have a drink*
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2010-02-04 16:18:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2010-02-04 16:12:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Boy George? Naw. Knew then he was "that way."
I was more of a Pete Burns fan. He had a cool eye patch. He's unrecognizable today.
Pete Burns = Dead or Alive guy. You spin me round. He predated Boy George.
Jesus, I'm old.
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OH YEAH! that guy was on Stern awhile back because he re-made that song I guess, they said he looks like a completely different person. Goddamn thats just creepy.
You arent old! You're "classic"
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2010-02-04 16:12:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Boy George? Naw. Knew then he was "that way."
I was more of a Pete Burns fan. He had a cool eye patch. He's unrecognizable today.
Pete Burns = Dead or Alive guy. You spin me round. He predated Boy George.
Jesus, I'm old.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2010-02-04 16:08:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
ahahahahaha oh no, you must have been one of those girls that liked Boy George too, you probably just thought he was "sensitive"...
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2010-02-04 16:07:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
sarge noticed too, dont let him kid you.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2010-02-04 16:06:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Kids today. They have CGI n' stuff. Back then, all we had was Henson muppets and David Bowie's penis showcased in tight, stretchy pants.
As a 13 year old girl, I noticed that, yunno.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2010-02-04 16:00:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2010-02-04 15:58:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Remember her from this?
http://www.movieforum.com/movies/titles/labyrinth/images/sarah.jpg
What a baby face!
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Hell yes!
actually I liked her in Dark City alot too.
http://www.barrywarren.co.uk/images/jenni.jpg
she was a bit thicker then, more shapely.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2010-02-04 16:00:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you remind of a babe with the power
the power?what power?
the power of voodoo.
who do?
you do..
what?
remind me of a babe
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2010-02-04 15:58:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Remember her from this?
http://www.movieforum.com/movies/titles/labyrinth/images/sarah.jpg
What a baby face!
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2010-02-04 15:54:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
For Forensic, cause I lurves her so much.
http://images.fanpop.com/images/image_uploads/Jennifer-Connelly-jennifer-connelly-205617_1280_1024.jpg
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2010-02-04 15:51:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The pic of Jennifer Connelly should have been in colour. She has beautiful eyes.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2010-02-04 15:50:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2010-02-04 15:48:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2010-02-04 15:34:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
and a sloppy joe i expect
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Oh lol
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Oh snap!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2010-02-04 15:49:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
ive decided that myself and ballare are going to get jiggy
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2010-02-04 15:48:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2010-02-04 15:34:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
and a sloppy joe i expect
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Oh lol
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2010-02-04 15:42:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
IF YOU SMELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL, WHAT THE ROCK, IS COOK....erm..um
Bully, pip pip and all that.
not a damn thing wrong with a cheeseburger
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2010-02-04 15:39:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
cheeseburger munching Pro Wrestling fan, below.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2010-02-04 15:37:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
nurrrr
EL I am quite a hybrid, not like most yanks, sorry to dissapoint but were not all hotdog munching NASCAR fans
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2010-02-04 15:34:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
and a sloppy joe i expect
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2010-02-04 15:30:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I am, I got a pack of Maltesers right in my desk.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2010-02-04 15:28:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
no American is allowed to be a honoury brit
and six is the only hot lady on this list
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2010-02-04 15:27:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
details, details
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2010-02-04 15:20:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
then as honourary brit you should no better :P
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2010-02-04 15:16:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
my honourary brit status lets me pick on dont it?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2010-02-04 15:13:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
as much as I don't like the man I can't have brit bashing on this post
apollo is our leader and he could crush you all with his giant bonce
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2010-02-04 15:11:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i saw it damn thats a whole lot o head.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2010-02-04 14:28:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
silverman is like that two-face woman from seinfeld. she's only attractive 50% of the time I see her.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2010-02-04 14:12:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
put it to you this way, he doesnt need his hands to eat, he just opens his mouth and lets the gravitational pull do the rest.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2010-02-04 14:10:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I've never seen an Apollo cam whore is there one? how big is this head of his?
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2010-02-04 14:00:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
has vertigo from extreme neck strain, below
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2010-02-04 13:47:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
you all make me feel ill below.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2010-02-04 13:46:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
pssst
*JonnyX LOVES the cock*
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2010-02-04 13:44:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2010-02-04 13:42:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
if skanky boney women with long sgraggy lank mousey hair float your boat yes, it is. :P
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what is "mousey" hair?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2010-02-04 13:42:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
if skanky boney women with long sgraggy lank mousey hair float your boat yes, it is. :P
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2010-02-04 13:40:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This is FAR SUPERIOR to the other post.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2010-02-04 13:32:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I like the other picks better.
EMISSIONIMPOSSIBLE WAXES HIS BIKINI LINE.....
....AND DOESN'T WEAR A BIKINI!
Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2010-02-04 12:54:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm going to have to give you both +2's.
I could compile a helluva list by combining them....
actually, I may have to give you the nod Sarge. I'm highly amused that there is a government conspiracy in your pants.
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2010-02-04 12:43:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Don't worry. JUST don't worry. I think it's that time of the night, I have ceased to make sense.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2010-02-04 12:42:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
fallen thats not a pelvic bone, thats the suit. Jeri Ryan is NOT super skinny.
http://n2.cdn.spikedhumor.com/1/320000/65715_jeri_ryan_fhm_3.jpg
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2010-02-04 12:39:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
7of9 needs a borg burger or something.
is that a pelvic bone?
eww
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2010-02-04 12:37:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2010-02-04 12:31:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
As well it should. It isn't my description though, I just thought it was funny.
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are you implying that this is what I think of myself?
FOR SHAME!
Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2010-02-04 12:33:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2010-02-04 11:59:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
t_m these are girls the guys would like to fuck should they ever be in the line of opportunity to do so. wanna grab a burger and beer? i have a joke about an english man, an irish man and a scots man you'll love
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If I had the opportunity to pleasure any of em I guess I'd take it.
With one in the hand I wouldn't stand there staring at the bush.
bring on the british isles joke, I am ready
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2010-02-04 12:31:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
As well it should. It isn't my description though, I just thought it was funny.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2010-02-04 12:26:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2010-02-04 12:18:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh no Cyndi is eww as well. I think fallen and orphelias votes don't count, because fallen and your vote cancel each other out. If orph didn't vote for herself, she would be silly, so wait a while and see if you get some more? K? don't have a hissy fit you "eternal sex-god", with a great level of skill and ability to perform sexual acts for long periods of time you are also well endowed. LOL.
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HAHA that description has made me uncomfortable!
and FJ, please make that montage of my willy, call it "an excercise in hilarity"
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2010-02-04 12:22:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I am too frisky to be talking about willies.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2010-02-04 12:21:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It's ok FJ i will just look at the pics I already took mys.... ooops
lol
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2010-02-04 12:21:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
But Anna Paquin? nummy.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2010-02-04 12:19:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah I will put them together on powerpoint and make a presentation out of it.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2010-02-04 12:19:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I hate sarah silverman though so my vote would be with fallen regardless of me.
what a whiney weird bitch
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2010-02-04 12:18:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
FJ can do a montage of all the willy shots Sarge sent him and we can pick the favorite.
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2010-02-04 12:18:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh no Cyndi is eww as well. I think fallen and orphelias votes don't count, because fallen and your vote cancel each other out. If orph didn't vote for herself, she would be silly, so wait a while and see if you get some more? K? don't have a hissy fit you "eternal sex-god", with a great level of skill and ability to perform sexual acts for long periods of time you are also well endowed. LOL.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2010-02-04 12:14:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Right, let's have TuTs and Pheeley comparing their lists. Comprising exclusively of uberusers.
I have not had an orgasm all day :o(
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2010-02-04 12:14:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
this is turning nasty :(
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2010-02-04 12:14:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
salt in the wound below...
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2010-02-04 12:13:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2010-02-04 12:08:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey man, FALLEN chose Pheeley. How could I argue with that? The man's got taste
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you should have that bronzed and but on your wall Sarge
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2010-02-04 12:12:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2010-02-04 12:10:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
She's slatternly. What person saves a cummy dress?
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...touche'
I cant believe im losing out to fucking Cyndi Lauper, are you kidding? Cyndi Lauper?
GAH
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2010-02-04 12:11:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
we couldnt double up! I would have put her and a few other Uber womenz on, but IM not an attention craving whore like FALLEN.
THIS IS BULLSHIT!
Submitted by Inserttion (user info) at 2010-02-04 12:11:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
+1 for the good looking whore
0 for scully
-3 for being you
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2010-02-04 12:10:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
FJ isn't a poof. Just cos a guy wears a handbag and plucks his eyebrows don't label him a homo.
I have to vote fallens also though. I am on it. :(
I am sure you both stand a good chance with most of your choices though, lucky ladies *guffaws*
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2010-02-04 12:10:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
She's slatternly. What person saves a cummy dress?
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2010-02-04 12:08:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey man, FALLEN chose Pheeley. How could I argue with that? The man's got taste.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2010-02-04 12:07:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
FJ you fucking traitor!
thats the last time i send you pictures of my junk. Lying poof.
Whats wrong with monica?
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2010-02-04 12:06:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
FJ declared me the winner
suck it, Hartman
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2010-02-04 12:03:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Re: Monica.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58U72zwxyJE
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2010-02-04 12:00:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You get my vote, nearly lost it with Monica though.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2010-02-04 12:00:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Orph if I could have, I would have put the entire lingere section of lane bryant up there, but no one knows who they are!
you know that I like a meaty woman.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2010-02-04 11:59:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
t_m these are girls the guys would like to fuck should they ever be in the line of opportunity to do so. wanna grab a burger and beer? i have a joke about an english man, an irish man and a scots man you'll love
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2010-02-04 11:59:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
no, that makes sense
**cough-cough ratingswhore cough-cough**
my list is better btw
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2010-02-04 11:59:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
After careful consideration, I declare FALLEN to be the winner.
Submitted by GroundHorse (user info) at 2010-02-04 11:58:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Six and seven saved this.
Now when will they come and save me?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2010-02-04 11:58:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
What a terrible pic of rachel. also, not enough blonde and for a guy who likes http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/06/07/article-1024922-00C5408F0000044C-673_468x286.jpg
those girls are nearly all skinny winneys :P
+2 cos it's you though
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2010-02-04 11:57:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
nah fuck it, I figured I would just link it.
Its dumb for you to post mine and for me to post yours, especially when I put them both together!
The way to do it would have been you post yours, but you didnt wanna.
Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2010-02-04 11:57:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I don't really get it but if you guys are diggin it....rock McOn
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2010-02-04 11:55:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you big doof I thought you wanted me to post this one so they were both up at the same time.