I am NOT Redskieslookfake (980 hits)
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Submitted by Procons (View user info) at 2010-02-04 15:07:02 EST
That guy is a total fag.
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2010-02-11 11:04:50 EST (#)
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Fag hag, below :)
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2010-02-09 11:04:00 EST (#)
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I've met redskies and he's awesome.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2010-02-08 12:59:55 EST (#)
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Gay on all accounts.
Submitted by Judgement (user info) at 2010-02-06 05:52:32 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2010-02-05 12:09:20 EST (#)
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Submitted by Procon (user info) at 2010-02-04 15:10:50 EST (#)
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Bart does not meddle in his creation. Therefore, he is God. Therefore, he does not exist.
As far as I can tell anyway.
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I dunno about that. I met somebody who knew a guy who got some money from Bart once.
Submitted by galvanized (user info) at 2010-02-05 07:32:32 EST (#)
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There are no alters on Uber.
Submitted by HeyJude (user info) at 2010-02-05 04:16:31 EST (#)
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I can't BELIEVE you people are still fucking about with alters, I mean really, it's so immature, get a life.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2010-02-05 01:27:13 EST (#)
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circlejerks. even gayer than DanRan.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2010-02-05 00:47:18 EST (#)
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Hey, it's Dexter's serial killer brother.
Submitted by TheJesusStrangler (user info) at 2010-02-05 00:46:11 EST (#)
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Yeah he does look pretty shitty.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2010-02-04 21:20:12 EST (#)
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fags below
Submitted by Procon (user info) at 2010-02-04 21:16:24 EST (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2010-02-04 18:45:51 EST (#)
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(...and I definitely know who this is, if it hasn't been disclosed.)
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O RLY?
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2010-02-04 20:19:56 EST (#)
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This alters pretty funny, despite him thinking I'm yukky.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2010-02-04 19:04:14 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2010-02-04 18:45:51 EST (#)
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I love it when alters get people this riled up.
(...and I definitely know who this is, if it hasn't been disclosed.)
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2010-02-04 17:40:23 EST (#)
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Whoa whoa whoa whoa I love sangria wine.
Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2010-02-04 17:40:18 EST (#)
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huh? I expected an emaciated quadraplegic
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2010-02-04 17:22:49 EST (#)
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how fucking HARSH is that Matt?
*weeps*
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2010-02-04 17:07:29 EST (#)
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You look a lot like....... well..............
...... me...............
And I don't mean that in a good way. It's not a good thing. At all.
Submitted by Procon (user info) at 2010-02-04 16:21:23 EST (#)
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Look at DanRan run. He runs like a little girl who has to go potty but is too afraid to tell anyone.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2010-02-04 16:20:10 EST (#)
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The "one post per day" Uber Rule #46 has now been amended.
You should be following Uber Rule #46b: "No posts per day".
Thanks for your cooperation.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2010-02-04 16:17:50 EST (#)
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we humans call it 'therapy' Dan Ran
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2010-02-04 16:17:20 EST (#)
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i'm going now, I have to reformat an old laptop. yes I know har-har but it's a true story - and no it's not an old girlfriend.
or boyfriend.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2010-02-04 16:15:44 EST (#)
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Fucker is older than me. I don't know what he's talking about. THAT'S BECAUSE HE DOESN'T MAKE SENSE!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2010-02-04 16:15:05 EST (#)
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or rust
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2010-02-04 16:15:03 EST (#)
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reMEDIA.
You mean R Media.
Look at you, with your robot slang.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2010-02-04 16:14:05 EST (#)
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DanRan - stop speaking crazy. You sound like you're suffering from a horrible disease like Ebola or WelshNationalism
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2010-02-04 16:13:07 EST (#)
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pain has no meaning to a robot. Does Not Compute.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2010-02-04 16:12:54 EST (#)
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Of COURSE I know who you are I'm not dimwitted like all these stupid brits or senile like forensic. And I SEE what you did here. You purposely named this post I am NOT redskies because you KNOW that he called a post once I *AM* redskielookfake and then made everybody think it was me when in fact it wasn't and NOW *YOU'RE* effectively doing the same thing except remedialookingjake has jumped in FEET first not realising and doing all your dirty work for you.
Submitted by Procon (user info) at 2010-02-04 16:12:03 EST (#)
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DanRan is actually Patrick Swazye. He just got tired of being famous and from Texas. So he faked his death and moved to Australia, where he's known as a old man who isn't a pedophile.
Remember your classic film "Roadhouse," DanRan? That was awesome.
Is it true that "Pain don't hurt?"
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2010-02-04 16:10:37 EST (#)
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That may be the first time EI has ever made me laugh.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2010-02-04 16:09:38 EST (#)
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"Waiter! Waiter! What's Dan Ran doing in my soup?"
"It looks like he's performing human tasks twice as well, because he knows no fear or pain."
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2010-02-04 16:09:03 EST (#)
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he didn't see it because his cataracts have been given him gyp recently
Submitted by Procon (user info) at 2010-02-04 16:08:32 EST (#)
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Like that time, DanRan, we were trekking through the Amazon and those beautiful princesses begged us to save their lives. Remember that? We did, and you were stunned when I raped them afterward. You didn't see that one coming, did you?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2010-02-04 16:07:50 EST (#)
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DanRan has to camwhore now. With a sign saying I AM NOT PROCONS
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2010-02-04 16:07:37 EST (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2010-02-04 15:06:24 CST (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2010-02-04 21:05:21 GMT (#)
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he's not equipped with realistic hair colour, never mind eye lasers.
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realistic for a 50 year old though
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Now it's my turn! LOL!
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2010-02-04 16:06:59 EST (#)
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point EI.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2010-02-04 16:06:57 EST (#)
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Submitted by Procon (user info) at 2010-02-04 16:05:36 EST (#)
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You don't know who I am DanRan. You may *think* you know who I am, but really, can you ever *really* know someone?
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how very "hiroshima mon amour" of a statement.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2010-02-04 16:06:24 EST (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2010-02-04 21:05:21 GMT (#)
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he's not equipped with realistic hair colour, never mind eye lasers.
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realistic for a 50 year old though
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2010-02-04 16:06:22 EST (#)
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'DanRan' has to be the gayest name shortning on uber
Submitted by Procon (user info) at 2010-02-04 16:05:36 EST (#)
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You don't know who I am DanRan. You may *think* you know who I am, but really, can you ever *really* know someone?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2010-02-04 16:05:21 EST (#)
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he's not equipped with realistic hair colour, never mind eye lasers.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2010-02-04 16:04:23 EST (#)
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because it's you, you koaladiddling rootoucher.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2010-02-04 16:04:16 EST (#)
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Little Forensic tosses a clock out the window. DanRan the robot inquires, "Why did you do that?" She replies, "I wanted to see time fly!" DanRan blinks and replies, "Ah ... A perfect subject for elimination," and shoots her with a laser beam through the face..
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2010-02-04 16:04:15 EST (#)
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sigh.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2010-02-04 16:03:44 EST (#)
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you don't make any sense DanRan
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2010-02-04 16:03:36 EST (#)
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and you know if I'M the retard here how come I'm the only one who knows who this guy is?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2010-02-04 16:03:13 EST (#)
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DanRan - just because Newcastle are momentarily struggling (or giving Sunderland the chance to be hilarious in the premiership) - is no reason to forget how rubbish Australia are at football.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2010-02-04 16:02:25 EST (#)
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like, now's one of those times actually. All I ever do is post hopefully funny little comic strips to brighten everybodies day and in return I just seem to get a barrage of ridicule, name calling, general abuse and an awful lot of "you don't make sense".
Submitted by Procon (user info) at 2010-02-04 16:01:37 EST (#)
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England *are* crap at football. But I am not DanRan who is incredibly smart, handsome, witty and totally not gay.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2010-02-04 16:01:01 EST (#)
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Dan Ran - you are the worst stalker I've ever had.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2010-02-04 15:59:30 EST (#)
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i *do* feel persecuted sometimes
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2010-02-04 15:59:13 EST (#)
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JUST KICK HIM IN THE SPINE, RED! That boots him better than restart.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2010-02-04 15:58:46 EST (#)
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This is the second time you've pretended to be me! STALKER
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2010-02-04 15:58:29 EST (#)
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you forgot to mention how crap England are at football Dan Ran
Submitted by Procon (user info) at 2010-02-04 15:57:12 EST (#)
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I am not DanRan, who is incredibly smart, handsome, witty and totally not gay and lives in Australia with a drop bear and a kiwi (fruit) because if I were I'd be happier than I actually am and that is something we all strive for in the end I'll wager besides if I were DanRan I'd probably actually get to travel with Ducky and that would make my life complete but it's not complete because Ducky won't have anything to do with me unfortunately.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2010-02-04 15:57:08 EST (#)
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sod that, I've rebooted him twice already and he still blue screens of death.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2010-02-04 15:55:54 EST (#)
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Give him time, Red. Give him time.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2010-02-04 15:54:46 EST (#)
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if it were DanRan, by now he'd have posted a long rambling comment and then done a TERRIBLE Mspaint post where he complained about his persecution.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2010-02-04 15:53:55 EST (#)
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and might have some pigment in his hair. Unlike a certain antipodeon robot with the monikor (and monitor) DanRan
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2010-02-04 15:53:54 EST (#)
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Dan Ran doesnt have a spine, its a metal pole
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2010-02-04 15:53:17 EST (#)
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Submitted by Procon (user info) at 2010-02-04 14:49:57 CST (#)
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I am not DanRan either, Skealtor, though I really would like to be. He's funny. And incredibly handsome. And smart, too. And totally not gay.
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That proves it. DANGER! I'm going to kick you in the spine.
Submitted by Procon (user info) at 2010-02-04 15:53:10 EST (#)
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Russian, built in the 1930's. Stalin had the designer put to death after it crashed and killed 15 people. Apparently, Stalin didn't like failure.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2010-02-04 15:52:22 EST (#)
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is that a german plane?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2010-02-04 15:52:06 EST (#)
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procon couldnt be danran, he uses full stops.
Submitted by Procon (user info) at 2010-02-04 15:51:50 EST (#)
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Is this fucking thing badass, or what?
http://images.loqu.com/contents/856/454/image/2009-02-02/1_2.jpg
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2010-02-04 15:51:50 EST (#)
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all it would take is for DanRan to up his JustForRobots™ dosage and he'd be the prettiest guy at the nursing home.
Submitted by Procon (user info) at 2010-02-04 15:50:31 EST (#)
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And I wouldn't fuck him in the ass. Ever. Nope.
Submitted by Procon (user info) at 2010-02-04 15:49:57 EST (#)
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I am not DanRan either, Skealtor, though I really would like to be. He's funny. And incredibly handsome. And smart, too. And totally not gay.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2010-02-04 15:49:03 EST (#)
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DanRan - how did they fix it when you got a Red Ring of Death? Was it from playing with it too much?
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2010-02-04 15:47:45 EST (#)
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knock what off?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2010-02-04 15:47:06 EST (#)
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we would just re format your hard drive
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2010-02-04 15:46:59 EST (#)
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you wouldn't would you
oh hi skeletor
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2010-02-04 15:46:01 EST (#)
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how would you guys like it if I started calling you names
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2010-02-04 15:45:45 EST (#)
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Besides, I think this Procons beastie is none other than....
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2010-02-04 13:51:34 CST (#)
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Submitted by Procon (user info) at 2010-02-04 13:55:54 EST (#)
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Hey, Skelator...
You're a woman in your late 30's,
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lol
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Knock if off, Danger.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2010-02-04 15:44:25 EST (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2010-02-04 14:19:47 CST (#)
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i am just shocked at the revelation hurty takes his clothes off in public
cocky bugger
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That filthy tramp?!
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2010-02-04 15:43:59 EST (#)
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Submitted by Procon (user info) at 2010-02-04 20:43:08 GMT (#)
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DanRan is a lovely name. It's cute and it makes me want to pinch you on the bumbum.
My mum said you had a tiny dick, Red. She actually called to tell me that. I told her that's what she gets for fooling around with an Englishman and to stop feeling sorry for herself.
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didn't she have her mouth full? Plus there were other people there all talking and grunting. So you might have misheard?
Submitted by Procon (user info) at 2010-02-04 15:43:08 EST (#)
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DanRan is a lovely name. It's cute and it makes me want to pinch you on the bumbum.
My mum said you had a tiny dick, Red. She actually called to tell me that. I told her that's what she gets for fooling around with an Englishman and to stop feeling sorry for herself.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2010-02-04 15:43:02 EST (#)
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and shlongy of course.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2010-02-04 15:42:53 EST (#)
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110001 11 100001 0001001 1111
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2010-02-04 15:42:40 EST (#)
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danran is the oldest uberer who isn't a suspected paedophile.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2010-02-04 15:41:38 EST (#)
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say it in binary EI. That way it will compute in his mainframe.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2010-02-04 15:40:02 EST (#)
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Dan Ran is ok, will take 10 years off you, that makes you.....34...35?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2010-02-04 15:39:12 EST (#)
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unlikely danran. Not until Australia win the World Cup
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2010-02-04 15:38:29 EST (#)
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Everybody stop calling me danran please.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2010-02-04 15:37:02 EST (#)
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that damn neck!
That's why I can't wear hats.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2010-02-04 15:36:34 EST (#)
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Submitted by Procon (user info) at 2010-02-04 20:34:06 GMT (#)
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No, it isn't DanRan. Neither is bumming my mum.
:-(
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She wasn't anything to write home about Pro. Didn't push back much.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2010-02-04 15:34:37 EST (#)
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and a giraffe, apparently.
Submitted by Procon (user info) at 2010-02-04 15:34:06 EST (#)
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No, it isn't DanRan. Neither is bumming my mum.
:-(
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2010-02-04 15:32:42 EST (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2010-02-04 15:09:48 EST (#)
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Where is Bart to ban this multiple posts a day poster?
he can ban Dan Ran at the same time.
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well that's not very nice
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2010-02-04 15:31:55 EST (#)
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I did Procon's mum. in the bum.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2010-02-04 15:31:01 EST (#)
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So was your mom.
Submitted by Procon (user info) at 2010-02-04 15:25:09 EST (#)
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I'm just shocked at the revelation Redskies has black relatives.
Submitted by Procon (user info) at 2010-02-04 15:23:13 EST (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2010-02-04 15:18:39 EST (#)
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looo hooooo ser
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The irony of this statement is not lost on me. Anyone on Ubersite calling anyone else a loser is laughable. But you probably don't think that. Or even know it. Which makes you a looo hoooo ser.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2010-02-04 15:19:47 EST (#)
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i am just shocked at the revelation hurty takes his clothes off in public
cocky bugger
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2010-02-04 15:18:39 EST (#)
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looo hooooo ser
Submitted by Procon (user info) at 2010-02-04 15:18:12 EST (#)
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Dude. You have nigger lips.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2010-02-04 15:17:40 EST (#)
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even fatter than that!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2010-02-04 15:17:04 EST (#)
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hurty?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2010-02-04 15:15:07 EST (#)
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aye - he looks a bit like that scottish naturist who hangs around Uber
Submitted by Procon (user info) at 2010-02-04 15:14:52 EST (#)
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Sorry. I meant to say Big Pole below. I was talking about you.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2010-02-04 15:13:56 EST (#)
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i listen to radio 2 and 4 and world service i am not in touch with youth radio but if you mean that loud sweaty prat, indeed
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2010-02-04 15:13:44 EST (#)
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jackson?
Submitted by Procon (user info) at 2010-02-04 15:12:44 EST (#)
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Big Pollock below.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2010-02-04 15:12:23 EST (#)
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at least it's not Chris Moyles
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2010-02-04 15:11:55 EST (#)
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nice pic of colin murray
Submitted by Procon (user info) at 2010-02-04 15:10:50 EST (#)
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Bart does not meddle in his creation. Therefore, he is God. Therefore, he does not exist.
As far as I can tell anyway.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2010-02-04 15:09:48 EST (#)
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Where is Bart to ban this multiple posts a day poster?
he can ban Dan Ran at the same time.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2010-02-04 15:09:12 EST (#)
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post 123456 soon.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2010-02-04 15:07:42 EST (#)
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good looking fella mind.
+2 tribute post