Ubersite's Not Alright (A twisted tune by Jonukah) (2460 hits)
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Submitted by Brat Prince of Uber (View user info) at 2004-04-09 00:33:12 EDT
For those of you who know the original song, it will immediately become obvious that this is a spoof of, "The Kids Aren't Alright," by Offspring. If you don't know the song, you may simply scroll down for some more gratuitous cam-whoring, if you will.
We all once thought the future's ubersite
(Whoah)
Bored-at-work dot-com was so alive
(Whoah)
Every cool guy in the uber elite
(Whoah)
Decided to gather at uber meet
Now the bandwith, Bart can't afford
(whoah)
The newbie's shit posts make us really bored
(whoah)
How can one little site ruin so many jobs?
Ideas throo-ohhh-ooown
Posts we see
Loser's coo—o-o--ooom, Cause its free
Quitting's haa-arr—ard, Razor's plea:
Plaaaa giar-iiiiized!
Stolen dreams
(DOH!)
Mickginny had a chance well he really did
(Whoah)
Instead he posts nude red heads and then lost his lid
(Whoah)
Tom made bored-at-work and fulfilled his dream
(Whoah)
Jonukah's really gay, but won't come clean
Ocean Commits homicide
(Whoah)
Wish squattail would up and die
(Whoah)
Kristy Swan pics turn me on
(Whoah)
What the hell is wrong with me?
Ideas throo-ohhh-ooown
Posts we see
Loser's coo—o-o--ooom, Cause its free
Quitting's haa-arr—ard, Razor's plea:
Plaaaa giar-iiiiized
Stolen dreams
(Solo)
Ideas throo-ohhh-ooown
Posts we see
Loser's coo—o-o--ooom, Cause its free
Quitting's haa-arr—ard, Razor's plea:
Plaaaa giar-iiiiized
Stolen dreams
I think I need to find a song with more lyrics next time.
Or maybe I won't do another spoof.
Since I never, EVER have perennial themes, nor do I ever have a tendency to be redundant or repetitive..
BRAIN: Damn straight.
COMPUTER: .........
A picture of me from September 2003 when I had less hair. I just thought I would add it, since I'm sure EVERYONE is thinking, "Hey! Jonukah hasn't posted NEARLY enough pics of himself on ubersite. What's up with that?"
My four year old cousin just told my I look like a pirate. I think it is time for a haircut. Full body buzz cut. Or wax. Maybe electrolisis. Doesn't matter, it will be back before sunrise.
New name fitting?
User Reviews
Submitted by Titinita (user info) at 2004-04-21 17:03:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Is this new? Didja cut your hair? Or is this a resurfaced picture of you entering the working world with an eager smile and a dream? (Which died not too long after.)
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2004-04-21 16:14:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
damn youse a good-looking mo-fo
but the rhyme sceme didn't match up properly in your spoof song, so I have to give you a plus one... but i still love you
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-04-10 13:41:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hot or Hot?
Submitted by TripinDayZ420 (user info) at 2004-04-09 16:35:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
If Dennis Miller and Billy Bob Thornton had sex that would be the kids senior picture.
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2004-04-09 16:27:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Very original.
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-04-09 12:35:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
You look like Dennis Miller in this Sears portrait.
Submitted by TaK (user info) at 2004-04-09 12:00:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No. Just fucking no. Shit lyrics to a shit song and another bullshit picture of you.
And everybody loves it. Please die.
Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2004-04-09 11:54:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Jonukah needs to get his groove back. AGAIN.
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-04-09 09:55:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You are one of the hairyest people i know.
Submitted by catscradle (user info) at 2004-04-09 08:25:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Meh!
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2004-04-09 07:04:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
to most guys what we see on jonukahs face would be a 1 week growth beard.
to certain nationalities of men this ammount of beard growth would take only three days .
however, to jonukah(homo erectus jonukah) this is a 9:30 am shadow.
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-04-09 05:17:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Tom Cruise called...
ah who am I kidding, I can't insult this sexy beast.
Submitted by SausageKing (user info) at 2004-04-09 05:00:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
+2 until the hideous pic
Submitted by Lyric (user info) at 2004-04-09 04:51:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
You know, next time, you should post a picture of.. oh, random idea... your "O" face, maybe?
Oh, wait....
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-04-09 03:02:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-04-09 01:38:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm not really one to say this about other men but hot damn!
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2004-04-09 01:23:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well done and you look like a sexy young man i met once in new jersey
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-04-09 01:20:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"+2 for offspring."
I hope you're +2ing your future children.
Submitted by Lucifer_Industries (user info) at 2004-04-09 01:10:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
You look like the guy from Aphex Twin.
Malone
Lucifer Industries LLC
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-04-09 01:10:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Phinch, you did not just +2 for Offspring. You didn't. They're fucking terrible sellouts now. You have lost a coolness point.
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2004-04-09 01:08:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
camwhore.
+2 for offspring.
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2004-04-09 01:01:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-04-09 00:56:25 (#)
Ranking: 0
kidding about what ? the lyrics ? didn't like them. The picture thing ? yeah, I know he posted it numerous times, but still
The picture thing.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-04-09 00:59:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Bargled is just pissed because Offspring ripped off The Who, which he and I agree is one of the most kickass bands of all time, if not THE most kickass.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-04-09 00:56:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
kidding about what ? the lyrics ? didn't like them. The picture thing ? yeah, I know he posted it numerous times, but still
Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-04-09 00:55:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Whizza?
Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2004-04-09 00:55:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I don't mind all the guys dancing with my girl
That's fine, I know them all pretty well
And I know sometimes I must get out in the light
Better leave her behind where the kids are alright...
The kids are alright...
Sometimes, I know I gotta get away
Bells chime, I know I gotta get away
And I know if I don't, I'll go out of my mind
Better leave her behind where the kids are alright...
The kids are alright...
I know if I go things would be a lot better for her
I had this plan but her folks wouldn't let her
I don't mind, I feel i gotta get away
Bells chime, i know I gotta get away
And I know if I don't I'll go out of my fuckin' mind
Better leave her behind where the kids are alright...
The kids are alright...
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2004-04-09 00:51:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-04-09 00:35:52 (#)
Ranking: 1
didn't like the lyrics.
+1 for the balls of putting your picture
Jesus Christ. Are you kidding?
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-04-09 00:47:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What's wrong with looking like a pirate? Pirates are sexy!
Submitted by Ainkara (user info) at 2004-04-09 00:45:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Woooooo
Ubersite theme song comp! Yeah! How cool!
Ok, no... never mind...
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-04-09 00:39:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Jon, you look like a fucking nerd! DAMN YOU ACCOUNTING!!! DAMN YOU!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-04-09 00:35:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
didn't like the lyrics.
+1 for the balls of putting your picture