Cut, Cut.... (1203 hits)
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Submitted by Ainkara (View user info) at 2005-04-15 10:22:10 EDT
Cut cut cut. Cutting to make it pretty.
Michael liked cutting. When he was younger, growing up, he always liked knives. His mother used to yell at him all the time for playing with the knives. But he was a big boy now, almost 8, and he could do what he wanted. He was the man of the house now.
His dad had died last year, he was really sick. Before he died in that awful hospital, he told Michael that he had to be responsible. He was the man of the house, the responsible one, he had to protect and take care of his mother. And that's what he did. He was sad at his dad dying, but now that he was the man of the house, he could do what he wanted. As long as his mother was safe, he could do what he wanted.
He used to take the knives and find mice. At first it was hard work, they were fast. But after some practice, he could find them, and catch them, and cut them. He cut them carefully, he didn't want them to die. He just wanted to make them better. Like the doctors did. The doctors had tried to save his dad once, by cutting him, but it didn't work. It didn't work with the mice either. He always washed the blood off before he put the knife back, he had to take care of his mother.
He was excited when he discovered how much fun scissors were. They could make two cuts, or one little v-shaped one, or just a really really long cut with minimum effort. The mice didn't like it much, but some of them actually got away with their lives and some limbs still attached. He called one of them Mr Mousy Three Leg Half-Tail. Mr Mousy for short. He was not an inventive child when it came to names.
When Michael got older he learnt that there were some rabbits, not too far from where he lived. He liked playing with the rabbits. He also learnt to bury them and wash the knives and scissors before he went home. His mother wouldn't like how he played with the rabbits, he had to keep her safe.
Through school, Michael loved science. He got to cut things, disect them, and every time he made an inscision his heart raced. His teachers marked him well, and because of his cutting, he was able to excel in his otehr classes. The cutting gave him his escape, his stress relief, and he knew that it was his one true passion. All were aware of his aptitude for science, especially biology. He continued with his studies until finally, they bought him to the place he had always wished to be.
Michael was a surgeon.
One day, Michael's mother called him to say she was sick. She needed surgery, and she wanted him to do it. He didn't want to, knowing that to operate on someone so close to him could compromise his professionalism. But she insisted. So he cut her, his own mother. He didn't want to, but it was to make her well, to keep her safe. And he succeeded. He did what the surgeons failed to do for his father, he made her better.
Cut cut cut. Cutting to make it all better.
Cutting to make it all go away.
But most of all, cutting because it is fun.
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On another note, see what I'm wearing in this pic? That inspired this post. If you can figure out how, I'll send you a cookie. Or possibly cookies.
User Reviews
Submitted by someone (user info) at 2005-04-19 10:47:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by someone (user info) at 2005-04-15 11:22:33 (#)
Ranking: 0
Because the shirt is cut around the collar. WOW THAT WAS HARD
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Umm where is my cookie, and by cookie, I mean take a read at one of my posts.
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-04-19 05:02:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Awesome story.
It pisses me off that I don't know the shirt/post connection. I've seen that movie a bajillion times. And I'm proud of it.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2005-04-19 04:42:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Gorgeouser & gorgeouser with every pic.
You've cut your hair, haven't you?
And as for earning cookies by guessing, I'm just going to demand some anyway.
Give me cookies.
Please?
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2005-04-17 01:24:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Ainkara (user info) at 2005-04-16 11:58:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It's not the necklace, I've said that before.
And now I'm going to bed.... Damn tiredness...
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-04-16 11:49:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
wootsauce.
Submitted by ShotgunMessiah (user info) at 2005-04-16 11:45:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
It's not the shirt, it's the necklace thing.
Nice story, too. A bit predictable, but I liked it.
Submitted by Ainkara (user info) at 2005-04-16 11:19:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh and it's not the french chef's song. Although someone on here deserves a cookie. Although I'm too lazy to remember who to tell them.
Submitted by Ainkara (user info) at 2005-04-16 11:18:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by PukingDog (user info) at 2005-04-15 13:32:25 (#)
Ranking: 2
You have NEVER responded to me as to why you blew me off in Perth last April...
Eh? I don't remember that....
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2005-04-15 17:31:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You're so pretty Ainkara.
Nice story too.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-04-15 17:30:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I find myself returning to this post again...there is something incredibly attractive about a sadistic child who grows up to become a surgeon. I wish that story would take its top off.
Submitted by Duke_Diggler (user info) at 2005-04-15 17:29:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you have beautiful breasts. can we have sex some time?
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-04-15 17:22:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I thought that Ariel used to cut herself, and use a lighter on herself too...
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-04-15 14:49:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Creepy bitch... you cut your hair?
I'd still violate ya!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-04-15 14:47:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
That thing in your neck I suppose.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-04-15 14:44:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
A smile?
Submitted by Lechuga (user info) at 2005-04-15 14:37:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Good stuff. Remember the sex I owe you? Well, I still do.
Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2005-04-15 13:41:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd do ya...
...any hole anytime.
oh, uh, creepy story.
Submitted by PukingDog (user info) at 2005-04-15 13:32:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You have NEVER responded to me as to why you blew me off in Perth last April...
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2005-04-15 13:24:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you cut the collar form your shirt?
you cut your wrists?
Arielle is hot?
I got nothing...
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2005-04-15 13:11:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Most of you Uber birds have big hooters.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-04-15 13:05:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-04-15 12:56:04 (#)
Ranking: 2
les...poi...sons
les poisons, how i love les poisons! love to chop and serve little fish!
first i cut off their heads and pull out their bones...
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Good call. I didn't think of that song.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-04-15 13:00:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Your picture contains breasts, the post contains violence.
The causal link is clear.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-04-15 12:59:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
oops...i think poissons has two s's.
poisons is confusing
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-04-15 12:56:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
les...poi...sons
les poisons, how i love les poisons! love to chop and serve little fish!
first i cut off their heads and pull out their bones...
Submitted by TheSunGod (user info) at 2005-04-15 11:59:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
oh god. i knew you could write, but i didn't know you were dead sexy, too. wow. i'm not usually much of a boobs guy, but damn!
oh yeah and your story was good, too.
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-04-15 11:25:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Very creepy. Nice work.
Submitted by someone (user info) at 2005-04-15 11:22:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Because the shirt is cut around the collar. WOW THAT WAS HARD
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-04-15 11:13:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You're wearing that shirt to show us your hooters.
Are you getting them bigger? Or smaller? Cut..cut??
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-04-15 11:12:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Cut off your shirt.
Submitted by JohnGalt (user info) at 2005-04-15 11:05:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Awko (user info) at 2005-04-15 11:04:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Mermaids aren't real.
The only way to make one is to cut a woman in half, cut some big fish or shark in half and attach the two halfs together in a way so the two halves don't bleed out.
The only people that would be skilled enough to do that are surgeons.
Well, them and those old ladies that get together and sew shit all day.
There's your god-damned connection.
Submitted by Ainkara (user info) at 2005-04-15 11:03:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Shlongy, shitty webcam. Nothing more, nothing less.
I need a digital camera.... Anyone wanna donate?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-15 11:01:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I didn't read this and I can't tell what's on your shirt...I'm too busy staring at your tits.
Do you have a bad complexion? You always seem to cover your face in as little lighting as possible.
Submitted by Ainkara (user info) at 2005-04-15 11:01:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Nothing to do with the necklace, nothing to do with sebastian. And DeathJester can't guess.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2005-04-15 11:00:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2005-04-15 10:47:30 (#)
Ranking: 2
your boobies kept distracting me
i couldn't read it all..
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Guess which! (Link NSFW)
http://www.ubersite.com/m/59505
Guess which! (Link NSFW)
Submitted by stardamage (user info) at 2005-04-15 10:58:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2005-04-15 10:56:58 (#)
Ranking: 2
My guess is that it has something to do with your, uhh.. necklace.
Nice story.
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DAMN it!
Here, have another +2.
Submitted by stardamage (user info) at 2005-04-15 10:57:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You've got a pointy necklace on, is that it?
Otherwise I really don't see how the Little Mermaid would want to make you write something like this. Which was good in a creepy sort of way, by the by.
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2005-04-15 10:56:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My guess is that it has something to do with your, uhh.. necklace.
Nice story.
Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2005-04-15 10:47:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
your boobies kept distracting me
i couldn't read it all..
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2005-04-15 10:41:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Can I guess?! Can I guess?! ^_^ ^-^ ^_^
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-04-15 10:41:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I have no idea what's on your shirt.
Submitted by Sarcasticus (user info) at 2005-04-15 10:39:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Cooool. I like it when the red water comes out...
I'm assuming it was inspired by a Jamaican Lobster who uses his claws like Maracas? (Which makes no sense. Was the Lobster Jamaican? Did he use his claws like Maracas? Did I ever actually see Little Mermaid?)
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-04-15 10:37:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Disturbing. Poor mice and rabbits.
The lighting where you live is terrible.
Submitted by 1Point21Gigawatts (user info) at 2005-04-15 10:36:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You're deranged.
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-04-15 10:34:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Mr Mousy Three Leg Half-Tail.
Haven't a clue what the link between the post and the t-shirt is.
Something to do with lobsters I guess.
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2005-04-15 10:28:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Good. I'd have liked to have been in his head a bit more, though.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2005-04-15 10:25:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Disturbing to the point of creepy... Very enjoyable.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2005-04-15 10:23:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Retard!
Submitted by madmadunic (user info) at 2005-04-15 10:22:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
cut!