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Where Did You Get That From? (670 hits)

Category: General

Rating: 0.45 on 12 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Ainkara (View user info) at 2005-08-09 12:30:33 EDT


Matt walked into the room quickly, closing the door behind him. He placed the white medical transport on the floor before seating himself on the floorboards. Jason looked up at him, for a moment taking his eyes off the design he was tracing on the floor in chalk.

"What's that?" Jason asked, glancing at the container.

Matt flicked the lid open and pulled out a human head. Its face was dirty, at least half of it covered by a scragly beard. The teeth that Jason could see through the hair didn't appear to be well kept. Small drops of blood dropped from its not-too-cleanly severed neck. "It's the fucking head, what do you think?"

"Where did you get it?" Jason's attention was once more focused on the symbol on the floor.

"Does it really matter? Some homeless guy. I think. Certainly smelled homeless."

"Looks like you decapitated him with a fucking spoon..." Jason muttered.

Matt slammed the head back into the container, a few drops of blood splashing onto his hand. "I don't see you fucking volunteering to go get a human fucking head, cock."

"Calm down man. And pick it up again, I've finished the design. Put it in the centre."

Matt lifted the head once again from its resting place, and put it onto the floorboards in the centre of the chalk outline. "Let's do this bitch."

Both of the men stood up and moved to opposite sides of the circle on the floor. Their heads hung low, and each of them chanted something under their breath. Not in a thousand years had those words been uttered, and they would not be uttered again for much longer. At the same moment, their heads snapped up, arms held open and they screamed together.

Arise.

The lights went out. And suddenly they were glad that they did. They could feel a presence with them now, something darker than the darkness, more dangerous than anything mankind had ever encountered, and evil such as had never been imagined. Their spines turned to ice as a voice echoed out of the void.

"Who thinks to call me?"

They looked at each other. They had rehearsed this.

"We call you," Jason said, before having to clear his throat. "We call you to obey us, not to question. We have the head of an innocent, so that you may feast to regain your strength."

Somehow, they could feel the manevolent entity smile. A wicked smile.

"You call me to obey? Your voice could not command a rock to remain still. I see you both standing in this room and you are afraid. How can you control me when you cannot control fear?"

A sound that sounded strangely like a laugh rippled through the darkness.

"You could not even control your hand long enough to make sure the design was complete. It will not protect you. I choose to feast on live human flesh tonight."

Jason and Matt stood still. Neither dared move as the laughter echoed around them. They had made a mistake. It was the last thing they thought before being horribly torn apart by a force they could still not see.

The light slowly returned, as the darkness faded. The blood on the walls and floor of every room, and on every surface would never really come out.

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Submitted by mikeedapikey (user info) at 2006-06-08 09:17:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Quality caption!

Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-08-14 00:11:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

http://www.ubersite.com/m/73148 <- Results are in, and the finals begin.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-09 18:45:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Your vagina.

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2005-08-09 14:20:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

This had a lot of potential, but it needed to be much longer. I loved the opening part, where they're so casual about the human head.

Submitted by alex.lifeson (user info) at 2005-08-09 14:11:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-08-09 14:02:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Wasn't as stellar as your other ones.

Submitted by Deidra (user info) at 2005-08-09 13:33:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Where's the ice cream?

Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2005-08-09 12:51:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Where did you get that from?

In your room a few days ago. I'm trying to spark this bong but the damn thing wont light.

THATS NO BONG! ITS FOR MY SCHLONG!

Hold on, you mean I put my mouth on your cock pump? oh damn!

Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2005-08-09 12:51:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Fragmentary, Bec.

you tied it up too quick.


Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-08-09 12:40:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I've read your stuff before and this isn't one of your better ones

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-08-09 12:36:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

...

...

... 'kay.

Did you, like, have to pee or something at the end? The endings a little jury rigged.

Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-08-09 12:35:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Not too bad. Leaves you hanging.


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