Fuck You, Person Who Snapped The Picture Of Me Dancing With My Grandma (6872 hits)
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Submitted by Sideburns (View user info) at 2005-09-09 20:34:44 EDT
My job has taken over my life. 40 hours a week? That's not even a third of the hours I put in each week. When I first accepted the evening and weekend position to add to my already full-time day job, I had the attitude of a soldier. "Work work work". After a while, I'm so worn down that I can't really distinguish reality from fantasy. I flip out for the smallest reasons and remain calm when I should flip out.
One morning in particular, I was headed out to the driveway toward my car-- 4 AM as usual. There happened to be a black man kneeled down behind my car unscrewing my license plate for his own use. I looked at him, he caught my glare and just stared (Probably too scared to move because I carry a gun for my profession). I turned around and walked back inside, grabbed something to drink, then caught myself.
What the fuck am I doing? Someone's stealing my plate. I slowly walked back outside to "confront" the guy.
"Hey, are you supposed to be doing that?"
He looked at me again. The fucking idiot was still there and now had the plate off.
"No sir. Would you like me to put it back?"
"Yes."
He then placed the plate on the trunk of my car and took off running. Really bad criminal. You're supposed to run while you have the goods. Regardless, I grabbed my screwdriver and got to work putting the tag back on my car.
The fucking screw won't go in the damned fucking hole. What the fuck?! I then threw my arms in the air, tossed the tag across the street, and kicked a huge dent in the back of my car.
Why couldn't I have had this attitude when some guy was trying to steal my shit?
I hate my boss with a passion. She's pushing 40 years old and saying phrases like "sweet" and "cool beans". I just want to vent on her so badly. And for God's sake, stop wearing scrunchies. It's not 1995 anymore.
I hate rap. I hate Mike Jones with a passion only Hitler could understand. Who? Mike Jones.
WHO THE FUCK KEEPS STEALING MY TOILET PAPER?! I have one roommate. One. She's a female. I probably go number two in my bathroom once every two days on average. I don't use much toilet paper. I have to replace the roll every two to three days. I swear to God this girl has the runs. I don't even think she has a digestive system.
Speaking of the bathroom, remind me to buy more reading material while I'm sitting on the Jon. I can only read the shampoo bottle so many times before I memorize every ingredient.
Why doesn't anyone ever call me?! When I didn't have a cell, all of my friends would bitch and moan because they never had any way to get in touch with me. Now that I have a cell, when my phone does ring-- the conversations usually go like this:
"Hello?"
"Hey.. I think I have the wrong number.. sorry."
If one more fast food joint gives me Dr. Pepper instead of Coke, I'm going to shove my foot so far up their ass, they'll smell my toes.
To the girl I told I'd wait for, but couldn't wait forever-- Forever ended last week.
I can work more than 100 hours a week, but I can never find the energy to grab the DVD rentals I have sitting in the floor and drop them by the video store.
If stupidity were fatal, most of us would be dead.
To that little Spanish bastard who always called me "beetch corndog" when I worked with you, are you having fun back in Mexico? You thought I was calling your bluff when I told you I'd report you for being illegal, eh? Don't drink the water down there.
One of these days, I'm going to stop buying new clothes every week and find the energy to do the laundry that has piled up in my back room.
One of these days, I'll cut the grass in the yard.
One of these days, I'll invest in a lawnmower.
Jesus, would somebody tell the ugly fat girl at work that I'm not interested in her? She will not remove herself from my testicles. I could stab her in the face with a fork and tell her to fuck off and go to hell, and all she'd do would grip tighter onto my leg and say "That tickles! Teehee!". If I were a basketball, she'd be considered a ball hog.
Also, would somebody tell the gay guy at the bank I go to that I'm not interested in him? Apparently, "I'm not gay" translates into "I'm playing hard to get."
I need a root canal in my front tooth. I just got dental insurance and found out that I can't use it for 24 months. I'll just cancel it and pay for the root canal myself.
Every time I pass a school zone, I always have to stop and let the crossing guard escort the little 5th graders across. Am I a bad person if I fantasize about slamming on the gas and watching their little bodies fly behind my car?
Also, am I a bad person if I take a second glance at seniors when I drive past the local highchool? I'm only 21, but I feel dirty.
And, am I even more of a bad person if one of them flirts with me and I flirt back?
And, in joking fashion, if they want to meet me later to hang out, I know I can't do it. It's just not morally right. Am I wrong if I get out of it by saying "Meet me in the woods behind the Waffle House, I'll be the guy in the ski mask holding the duct tape and butcher knife." ?
On Labor Day, I spent the day with my family. My little cousin, who's only 7, walked up to me and told me a stupid joke.
"Knock knock"
"Who's there?"
"I eat mop."
"I eat mop who?"
"Haha! You eat your poo!"
Even though I found the joke somewhat funny, I still told him that he was an idiot and the joke was dumb. I've since stolen the joke.
Am I the only one waiting for Bush to blame Hurricane Katrina on Osama?
Well, apparently Mississippi is suffering from the gas shortage more than most are. Do you think the Klan used it all up to burn crosses?
Sometimes, I think life would be so much easier if we all carried a gun by our sides. Those of you whose professions do entitle you to a weapon know how great it is. Nobody fucks with you when you have a gun.
Today, a woman pulled out in front of me on the road. I tapped the horn to let her know that she shouldn't do that. Being a smartass, she laid on her horn for a good 10 seconds. Stupid bitch. I ignored her and drove past her. I pulled into a gas station a few miles down.
While I'm sitting in my car at the pump, she comes flying up behind me, gets out of her car and slams the door. She starts storming to my driver's side door.
1. It's in my job description to protect the money in my car at all costs (I service ATM machines and reprogram the computers inside them). If someone is approaching my car in a fashion such as her, I have to kindly lay the bitch out.
2. I have a gun. Teehee.
I jumped out of my car and stood there awaiting her approach. Her attitude changed quickly when she glanced down at my hip and saw the double action barreled 357.
"Problem, ma'am?"
"I.. uh.. You rode my tail for a little while. But now, I guess I realize it's my fault because I did kinda pull out in front of you. Sorry. Have a good day, sir."
Stupid bitch.
Why does pizza taste awesome after it sits overnight, but a burger and fries taste like shit the next morning?
And WHO THE FUCK keeps leaving cold fries on my coffee table, knowing that I'm going to sample them even if I know they've been there for days?! Assholes.
If one more co-worker makes another "I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico" joke, I'm going to give them a reason not to be happy with their insurance, if you get my drift.
Last, but certainly not least, which of you assholes would come to Atlanta if I hosted an Ubercon around that area?
Assholes.
-Sideburns
Oh yeah, fuck you, person who snapped the picture of me dancing with my grandma. That is a FAKE smile on my face. Okay, maybe I enjoyed it a little bit. But only because it was a good song.
User Reviews
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2005-11-13 06:35:42 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by bush_for_god (user info) at 2005-11-07 02:05:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Sandals and jeans are gay.
So is a keychain on the outside of the pants. This isn't highschool, no one cares if you have a car.
Submitted by smoke_in_my_lungs (user info) at 2005-11-07 01:47:55 EST (#)
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Sandals and jeans are gay.
Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2005-10-08 16:19:18 EDT (#)
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Dude, I'd totally do your grandma.
Submitted by Ejryuu (user info) at 2005-09-16 14:19:05 EDT (#)
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Every time I pass a school zone, I always have to stop and let the crossing guard escort the little 5th graders across. Am I a bad person if I fantasize about slamming on the gas and watching their little bodies fly behind my car?
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Only if you fantasize about me not riding shotgun, going for the 'ol WWF clothesline on the little stragglers that manage to dodge you. You've been missed.
Submitted by nrduncan (user info) at 2005-09-16 13:26:19 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2005-09-15 03:00:15 EDT (#)
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Not sure how i missed this but welcome back Burnsie.
Submitted by NotSteve (user info) at 2005-09-14 09:40:20 EDT (#)
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Did you hit it?
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-09-14 04:01:51 EDT (#)
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Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-09-14 03:58:02 (#)
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What's happened to all the metrosexuality?
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look at his feet.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-09-14 03:58:02 EDT (#)
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What's happened to all the metrosexuality?
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-09-12 22:15:22 EDT (#)
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HOOK
IN
Submitted by AlwaysAnEagle (user info) at 2005-09-12 22:01:10 EDT (#)
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Hee!
Yes, I love Atlanta.
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2005-09-12 21:25:11 EDT (#)
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Trucker hat? Oh, Justin.
Submitted by Spuds002 (user info) at 2005-09-12 18:30:36 EDT (#)
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BURNS.....
where the fuck you been. this place is dying you know.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-09-12 13:25:02 EDT (#)
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Like the Loch Ness monster, you emerge from the deeps, belch, then slide beneath the waves once more...
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2005-09-12 05:35:40 EDT (#)
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the vile american underclass exposed yet again
Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2005-09-12 02:59:21 EDT (#)
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Nice Mandals
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2005-09-11 22:53:58 EDT (#)
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That chick with the white pants is 17.
...I grinded with her later. Harhar.
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2005-09-11 18:54:53 EDT (#)
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Speaking of the bathroom, remind me to buy more reading material while I'm sitting on the Jon. I can only read the shampoo bottle so many times before I memorize every ingredient.
Submitted by NumLock (user info) at 2005-09-11 14:52:39 EDT (#)
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+2 for the chick with the white pants having a nice ass.
Submitted by Captain_Cool (user info) at 2005-09-11 14:27:29 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-09-11 12:41:32 EDT (#)
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Hahahaha!
Eat mop who... best knock knock joke I've ever heard.
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2005-09-11 12:21:47 EDT (#)
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Yeah, I said all interested in Ubercon ATL either:
IM me at SideburnsIAm
Or...
E-mail me: justinfromeasley.at.wmconnect.com
Submitted by bicklefragile (user info) at 2005-09-11 09:23:48 EDT (#)
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What a GILF.
Submitted by Nator (user info) at 2005-09-11 07:40:59 EDT (#)
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Yeah. You tapped that.
Submitted by Banga3386 (user info) at 2005-09-11 04:25:37 EDT (#)
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Alright you, I'll come to your damned Ubercon and I'll trade you: a car cleaning, a laundry cleaning, a fence white washing, a gun cleaning, and a ball hog neck stabbing for 5 new chapters of "Late Night Delivery." How 'bout it?
Sorry I can't help it, I'm a fan.
The Bang
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2005-09-11 04:09:05 EDT (#)
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It looks like you have six toes on your left foot. Did you know that?
Submitted by Lechuga (user info) at 2005-09-11 03:50:06 EDT (#)
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I'd go.
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2005-09-11 00:45:44 EDT (#)
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Missed this one.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-09-10 23:55:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2005-09-09 20:43:27 (#)
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I eat mop who?
_________
But who did it? and why?
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-09-10 23:35:37 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2005-09-10 23:13:11 EDT (#)
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...and who's going to stop me from drinking myself silly?
NOBODY.. BWAHHAHAH
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2005-09-10 23:12:32 EDT (#)
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...who left this gin in my house?
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2005-09-10 23:11:10 EDT (#)
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Oh, I get it, Mary.
Nursing home. Hah.
...and to the guy that commented that it isn't my grandmother in the picture-- you're right. It's my grandpa. This is us celebrating his sex change.
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2005-09-10 21:57:31 EDT (#)
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He was probably hanging around the local nursing home.
That, or he's obviously invisible.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-09-10 21:03:49 EDT (#)
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I knew that, Wiki.
I was in Greenville this summer, too - at The Cliffs - and I STILL didn't see him.
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2005-09-10 20:37:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shlongy, he doesnt live in Atlanta.. he lives in Greenville, SC.
Just to clear that up.
..I don't even know why I felt the need to do that.
I'm going now.
Submitted by Malachewaii (user info) at 2005-09-10 20:13:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I've always liked your posts.. plus.. the I eat mop poo is kinda funny..
but I agree with your point of view on a lot of those things..
hmm. I'm not well-known enough for the Atlanta thing.. but I might fly down anyways.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-09-10 19:43:52 EDT (#)
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I was in Atlanta a month and a half ago for 4 days...I didn't see you and I was everywhere.
Submitted by darkspoon (user info) at 2005-09-10 19:03:32 EDT (#)
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+2 nice pants
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-09-10 17:55:50 EDT (#)
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Also, am I a bad person if I take a second glance at seniors when I drive past the local highchool? I'm only 21, but I feel dirty.
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Hell no. I just hit 28 and still double-glance the 18 year olds. Looking never hurt anyone.
Unless your wife catches you, that is.
Glad to see you post.
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2005-09-10 16:52:38 EDT (#)
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A. I don't think it's your "grandma".
B. Looks like you are poppin a chubby dancin' with her.
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2005-09-10 15:02:36 EDT (#)
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Right.
So there are quite a few interested in an Atlanta Ubercon. I know nothing about the area, so we'll just wing it. Screw making plans like every other Ubercon does. The only plan we'll have is a designated meeting spot. From there, make your own plans, losers.
So, e-mail me if you're interested, have ideas, etc.
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2005-09-10 14:19:44 EDT (#)
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Hooray for guns!
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-09-10 12:11:54 EDT (#)
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screw ubercon Atlanta. Come to Ubercon Austin in March. I have a fine array of posts that outline how awesome my town is, and cool people are already coming. Then I'll be able to make my dirty dreams come true and rub baby oil all over your belly.
PS you have surprisingly nice toes.
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2005-09-10 12:00:41 EDT (#)
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This was good. Rambly (if that's even a word), but good.
Submitted by tat2dcoyote (user info) at 2005-09-10 11:47:21 EDT (#)
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i wish i carried a gun.
Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2005-09-10 08:57:04 EDT (#)
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I hate rap. I hate Mike Jones with a passion only Hitler could understand. Who? Mike Jones.
:(
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-09-10 08:29:06 EDT (#)
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She looks like a bit of a goer.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-09-10 04:43:22 EDT (#)
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+2 grandma camwhore
Submitted by mazellan (user info) at 2005-09-10 04:32:03 EDT (#)
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Your long list of problems makes me feel better for some reason. :D
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-09-10 04:21:32 EDT (#)
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You are amazing
Submitted by absolutzero (user info) at 2005-09-10 04:18:00 EDT (#)
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I liked your post and I think you are a fine guy.
But this does not translate that "I am gay and would u want to..."
I agree with you on the Banker dude's passes.
It gets on nerves and you'd love to leave them with a big hole in their heads.
Uber....
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2005-09-10 04:03:30 EDT (#)
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Do "Ubercon Iraq" and then we can talk.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-09-10 03:27:19 EDT (#)
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she's one sexy gremlin
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2005-09-10 03:26:15 EDT (#)
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Your granmas got asss!
</originality>
Submitted by twentyseventy (user info) at 2005-09-10 03:02:51 EDT (#)
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Sideburns! Where the fuck have you been?
I started reading w/o seeing the author, but as soon as i saw beetch corndog I knew who this was!
Woooo Athens! Go dawgs!
I'm a little drunk
Submitted by Mario (user info) at 2005-09-10 02:52:40 EDT (#)
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I would come up for an Ubercon, I'm down here in Columbus.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2005-09-10 01:53:34 EDT (#)
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another lame post from the automated sideburns post generator
Submitted by Chinaski (user info) at 2005-09-10 00:56:32 EDT (#)
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Trucker cap... gay... gay smile...
You must be gay.
Incidentally, I think you read my latest post and ripped it's style off for this one. Good job, negro.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-09-10 00:44:55 EDT (#)
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I bet she's gay.
Submitted by The_Yellow_Dart (user info) at 2005-09-10 00:33:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by pizdets (user info) at 2005-09-09 22:27:07 (#)
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GILF
_________________
hahaha
Submitted by shiniloki (user info) at 2005-09-09 23:55:20 EDT (#)
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You look like a trucker from the waist up!
But you're a sweetie for dancin' with your granny!
;)
Submitted by vettesrule88 (user info) at 2005-09-09 23:30:08 EDT (#)
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burns, my sister used to live in norcross, now in loganville... i may be moving down there in 6 months so as to qualify for hope scholarship at graduation, go UGA.
you anywhere near there?
ps.) my sister also had a penthouse in buckhead that now goes for a few mil. a year
Submitted by KnightsWhoSayNi (user info) at 2005-09-09 23:24:07 EDT (#)
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One time, a lady pulled out in front of me. I blared the horn for 30 seconds and sped around her. She followed me all the way back to my house just to tell me that I should "Burn in hell" and that I am a "carless, reckless and inconsiderate asshole." Too bad I didn't a gun by my side.
Submitted by GaidinCanuck (user info) at 2005-09-09 22:59:33 EDT (#)
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Excellent rant.
Submitted by starshine (user info) at 2005-09-09 22:51:01 EDT (#)
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You are teh sex.
Submitted by Pullmystrings07 (user info) at 2005-09-09 22:39:25 EDT (#)
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Dude I feel your pain man...
I'm sitting in class and all i can thing about all day is kicking some bitchy fat chick right in her glass jaw...
Don't worry though, eventually you'll go crazy and come to work with an oozie, you know kill everyone...
Maybe you'll turn out like tyler in Fightclub... Yeah that'd be the ideal way to go out...
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-09-09 22:39:05 EDT (#)
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sweet
Submitted by Girlwithaclue (user info) at 2005-09-09 22:37:03 EDT (#)
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That is a cuuutttteeee picture of you and your Granny....
Awwwwwww sweet..
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-09-09 22:29:21 EDT (#)
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Nice shoes.
And you're correct, they don't.
It's as though their eyes are incapable of sight above your waistline once they spot that bad boy.
<waitsforit>
Submitted by pizdets (user info) at 2005-09-09 22:27:07 EDT (#)
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GILF
Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2005-09-09 22:10:53 EDT (#)
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Funny story. Oh and Aston Kutcher called - he wants his look back.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-09-09 21:57:29 EDT (#)
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Every time I pass a school zone, I always have to stop and let the crossing guard escort the little 5th graders across. Am I a bad person if I fantasize about slamming on the gas and watching their little bodies fly behind my car?
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I really enjoyed this one
Submitted by precision (user info) at 2005-09-09 21:51:21 EDT (#)
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A shlitz hat and sandles....can you say REDNECK....who am I kidding...I'm in Arkansas, thats prom attire here.
I understand about the gun thing...I used to be a cop, nothing says don't fuck with me like a S&W (and a badge)!
Submitted by legallady (user info) at 2005-09-09 21:36:06 EDT (#)
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i would come to ubercon...as long as no pictures
are taken of me dancing with anyone!!!
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2005-09-09 21:34:07 EDT (#)
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JUSTIN! SOMEBODY RIPPED THE BOTTOM OF YOUR JEANS!!
Ok, I'm done. I need sleep.
Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2005-09-09 21:28:08 EDT (#)
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Check it out, sideburns is back
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-09-09 21:10:54 EDT (#)
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I don't have AIM - email me at emililly78.at.yahoo.com if you seriously want to do the Atlanta thing.
Submitted by Mister (user info) at 2005-09-09 21:04:45 EDT (#)
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Dude, your Grandma is hot.
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2005-09-09 21:03:57 EDT (#)
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I'd love to go to an Ubercon in the next month or two, but, as my baby is due around that time, I don't think it's entirely possible.
It's nice to see you posting again. We've missed you around here.
Stay away from those ball hogs. They'll get cha.
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2005-09-09 21:02:35 EDT (#)
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I believe it was some country song. Seeing as how I don't really listen to country, I couldn't tell you. I could name it if I heard it.
Submitted by Whiplash (user info) at 2005-09-09 21:00:37 EDT (#)
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PS What was the song that was playing while you were laughing at your seemingly appalled Grandmother?
It matters. It really does.
Submitted by AlexorGM (user info) at 2005-09-09 20:59:31 EDT (#)
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best post EVAR!!
haha, you eat your poo!
Submitted by Whiplash (user info) at 2005-09-09 20:59:07 EDT (#)
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*Applies lipstick*
I love men from Jaw-jeuh (Georgia please think I'm funny).
Submitted by lowrysm (user info) at 2005-09-09 20:58:37 EDT (#)
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G.M.I.L.F.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-09-09 20:57:42 EDT (#)
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I'm down for an Ubercon in Atlanta or Greenville - I live halfway between the two.
DO you have AIM or Yahoo?
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-09-09 20:53:39 EDT (#)
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Good to see you posting again.
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2005-09-09 20:52:44 EDT (#)
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Somebody put the lipstick on. I want to be pink balled.
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2005-09-09 20:49:34 EDT (#)
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IM me at SideburnsIAm if you're interested, anyone. We can make this happen in the next month or two.
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2005-09-09 20:48:22 EDT (#)
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So, on a serious note, I need some takers for Ubercon Atlanta.
Or Ubercon Greenville, SC. It's a decent city.
Maybe Ubercon Charlotte?
Submitted by Whiplash (user info) at 2005-09-09 20:48:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-09-09 20:46:38 (#)
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I'll blue ball you gay boy some over heah and get some
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Gladly, Rad1101.
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2005-09-09 20:47:19 EDT (#)
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I'm not gay. I don't think so, anyway.
Anal sex is only a hobby.
Submitted by Whiplash (user info) at 2005-09-09 20:47:06 EDT (#)
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LOL IM IMPLYING THAT YOU EAT YOUR POO.
YOU SEE, THE I EAT MOP WHO CAN BE PRONOUNCED AS I EAT MAW POO WHICH COULD BE INTERPERETED AS I EAT MY POO, IMPLYING THAT THE PERSON IN THE PARTICULAR SITUATION, NAMELY, YOU, EATS HIS FECAL MATTER.
I'M SO FUCKING HIGH RIGHT NOW.
+OMFGIMCAPS
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-09-09 20:46:38 EDT (#)
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I'll blue ball you gay boy some over heah and get some
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2005-09-09 20:45:46 EDT (#)
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I eat mop who?????
Don't leave me hanging.
Don't black-ball me.
Submitted by Whiplash (user info) at 2005-09-09 20:44:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2005-09-09 20:43:27 (#)
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I eat mop who?
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ROFFLE TRIXIED AGAIN LOL U AHR SO DUM
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2005-09-09 20:44:41 EDT (#)
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Give a brotha a break. I had to trim them down ALOT. Now, because of me, the dresscode states that you can't have "Elvis-like sideburns"
Submitted by Whiplash (user info) at 2005-09-09 20:43:43 EDT (#)
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My sideburns are bigger than botha yalls.
Don't want nunna this.
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2005-09-09 20:43:27 EDT (#)
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I eat mop who?
Submitted by Whiplash (user info) at 2005-09-09 20:42:53 EDT (#)
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I EET MOP.
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2005-09-09 20:41:08 EDT (#)
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I was having a bad hair day.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-09-09 20:39:28 EDT (#)
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BTW my sideburns are bigger than yours.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-09-09 20:38:55 EDT (#)
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are you gay, even a little?
(please please please say yes)
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2005-09-09 20:36:19 EDT (#)
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My nose is huge.