I Think I Broke A Rule Somewhere... (1212 hits)
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Submitted by Ainkara (View user info) at 2005-09-22 10:29:36 EDT
Don't tell anyone about Ubersite. Seems simple enough. Also seems I have broken this rule somewhere along the line. Or, and this is possibly an even scarier thought, someone from my work goes on uber without my knowledge. Possibly even has an account here.
Dammit, who are you!!?
Breathe...
Ok, I set out writing this to explain why I'm a tad freaked out right now. It all started today at work. I had a day shift, and a night shift, so instead of going home I just stayed there and did my crossword puzzle. My friend Matt ended up helping me, and we were doing pretty well. But you know crosswords, there are always some things you just can't seem to get. So what did we do? Dictionary.com of course. So Matt being the helpful person that he is, and most importantly the one closest to the computer, typed 'unfilled' into the dictionary.com thingy, as that was the clue we were currently stuck on. As he typed the 'u', I thought I saw something in the predictive text thing below it. Said ubersite I thought. So I got him to backspace so I could see what it said. It DID say ubersite. www.ubersite.com/m/74023 to be exact. (http://www.ubersite.com/m/74023 for all those who really can't be bothered copy-pasting into the browser) The thing that stood out to me for a moment there was that plain old www.ubersite.com did not come up. Just that one url to that one post. Huh.
I was perplexed. How did an ubersite addy get into the dictionary.com text field? So of course I went to the addy to find out which particular post it was. Then my blood froze. It was one of mine. And not just any old post of mine, my most recent which also happened to be the post I wrote because a girl from work pissed me off. The only post I have written about someone from work (I think), and the only post in which I mention where I work. On my work computer. Somehow. What the fuck.
My first reaction was to ask Matt if it was him. If it was, I'd have no problems, he's a friend and wouldn't get me in trouble for anything like that. He denied it. Fuck.
I spent about 5 minutes slowly panicing. And to tell you the truth, I'm still slightly worried. I mean, you all know me by now. You know when I write a story about killing someone in some weird or disgusting way, there's no depth behind it. And even if you didn't know me, there's people on here who write sicker stuff than I do. But now there's someone, from my work, who quite possibly knows about the things I write, and they might have a completely different perspective. Just that one post. Which means they haven't read my other stuff and read how often I kill people in my stories.
They only see me at work, where I have to be a cheery people person. Sure I'm nice, but I bet a lot of killers act really nice all the time. They'd have to really, wouldn't they? How else could they lure people into their 'innocent' car for an 'innocent' drive, and make them somehow forget about the 'innocent' baseball bat and black plastic bag on the back seat.
You know, I can see how they could think bad of me. I guess not everyone actually writes a story about killing a workmate. But I bet you're all thinking about it. And after all, isn't that just as bad? No. It's not. So could you all make me feel a little better and have 'I wish I could kill my workmate with the following kitchen utensils' Thursday or something? I'll bake cookies for you all.
Well, I actually have a bit of a backlog with cookie orders, but I'll get around to it eventually.
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You know what?
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I am so fucked.
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Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-10-26 17:49:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-10-26 17:46:59 (#)
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Submitted by Ainkara (user info) at 2005-08-12 03:25:28 (#)
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Xcuses, 16 are NOT FAKE. Bastard.
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I apologize and also think you have really nice breasts...better?
Submitted by sideshow (user info) at 2005-09-29 17:12:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Ainkara (user info) at 2005-09-29 10:34:02 (#)
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When I was younger.... I can't remember how old, but sometime around end of primary school/beginning of high school, I was staying up really late reading (about 3am I think) cause it was school holidays so I could do that. Anyway, at some point, I heard the sliding glass door at the back of our house open and close. Strange, thought I. Then I heard footsteps. Now, all my family was asleep at this time. And even if they weren't, it didn't sound like any of their footsteps. And I didn't hear any of their doors open.
Anyway, I heard the footsteps get closer and closer, and they stopped right outside my door. I wanted to open the door, but I was a tad freaked out, so I immediately turned the light off and tried to sleep instead. Still don't know what the fuck that was...
In the house we lived in before that, I think someone may have been killed there or something. Even though it was a fairly new house. I've typed too much for now, but if you wanna hear that story too, just tell me and I'll share :)
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Please do share the story! Sounds like a good one.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2005-09-25 13:26:28 EDT (#)
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man that is fucking crazy!
but its not like ubersite is an unpopular website, some workmate probably just found it through boredatwork or something along those lines.
Bec, thought you might get a kick out of this : http://www.ubersite.com/m/75832
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-09-22 18:59:22 EDT (#)
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yeah... common worries..
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2005-09-22 15:35:33 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Ainkara (user info) at 2005-09-22 12:20:01 EDT (#)
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Yay Cookie! You rule so much. I excited :D
On a slightly different note, if that person from work does happen to be reading this, I don't want to kill Sandy, and I don't have an invisible friend named Brad.
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His name is Mark.
Dammit, why did I feel the need to say that?
Submitted by fallenangel (user info) at 2005-09-22 11:46:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (user info) at 2005-09-22 10:50:25 (#)
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that's why i'm an uber ninja.
in fact, i don't even have a face.
suckers.
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This comment made me laugh. Ninjas rule!
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-09-22 11:38:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Fabit (user info) at 2005-09-22 11:12:03 (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-09-22 11:06:42 (#)
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Buy a rape alarm.
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Is that advice or a threat??
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Advice you scrote. What kind of man do you think I am?
Submitted by Chillax (user info) at 2005-09-22 11:32:39 EDT (#)
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The first rule of uber is you do not talk about ubersite.
The second rule of uber is you DO NOT TALK about ubersite.
The third rule of uber is you take your ass-raping off Shlongy like a fucking man.
The fourth rule of uber is you do not slag the bartbart.
The fifth rule of uber is you do not make alters.
The sixth rule of uber is if you do make alters, you don't +2 your own posts with them.
The seventh rule of uber is that you don't post IM conversations between you and another member of uber. No matter how incriminating/funny they may be.
The eigth rule of uber is that you fucking well ignore rule seven.
There were 8 rules, right?
Probably.
Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2005-09-22 11:30:18 EDT (#)
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maybe YOU are someone else too!1!!uno!!
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2005-09-22 11:23:20 EDT (#)
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Stabkill secretly works with you.
Submitted by jack11058 (user info) at 2005-09-22 11:19:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-09-22 11:06:38 (#)
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Oh no! Good luck, I hope you don't get fired or beaten up.
I have told several people about Ubersite, but everyone I've told about it thinks it's fucking gay. No one in my real life gets me! WAAAAAHH
Submitted by Fabit (user info) at 2005-09-22 11:12:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-09-22 11:06:42 (#)
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Buy a rape alarm.
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Is that advice or a threat??
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-09-22 11:06:42 EDT (#)
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Buy a rape alarm.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-09-22 11:06:38 EDT (#)
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Oh no! Good luck, I hope you don't get fired or beaten up.
I have told several people about Ubersite, but everyone I've told about it thinks it's fucking gay. No one in my real life gets me! WAAAAAHH
Submitted by Kracka (user info) at 2005-09-22 11:05:12 EDT (#)
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people from my work know i post on here. that's why they love me
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-09-22 11:04:21 EDT (#)
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worrying... mind you I resigned from my job today and I am not Ubering at work in my new job as I'll be too busy. I'm going on line at home instead.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2005-09-22 11:01:19 EDT (#)
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I brought Berty here.
Thank you notes should be mailed to me in sealed envelopes, written on crisp new £20 notes.
The main print of the Queen's head is not to be defaced (Still an act of treason).
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-09-22 10:55:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-09-22 10:35:43 (#)
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yeah. that thought scares me too.
i have revealed a lot about myself here. i'm sure that, with a little motivation, someone could root around for some information on me and get me fired.
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they wouldn't fire you, Sassy... Hans would never let them. Bessie would fight tooth and nail for you, I'm sure.
Bec, your book is leaving my office with the nice (and quite cute) FedEx man this afternoon. Let's hope the hurricane doesn't eat it.
I will now go back to work on my "I would like to gruesomely murder my boss with a kitchen utensil" post, to help you cover your merderous tracks.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-09-22 10:54:19 EDT (#)
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I used to worry about it
Now I say what the fuck
Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (user info) at 2005-09-22 10:50:25 EDT (#)
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that's why i'm an uber ninja.
in fact, i don't even have a face.
suckers.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2005-09-22 10:49:08 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Fabit (user info) at 2005-09-22 10:44:50 EDT (#)
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Isn't it strange how Ubersite becomes something personal and precious even though there are over 20,000 of us!
Submitted by NotSteve (user info) at 2005-09-22 10:40:12 EDT (#)
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I think you need to examine the work computer a little more closely and see just how much Uber shows up in the histories. They you can probably tell who it was from the times. Good luck.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-09-22 10:39:44 EDT (#)
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Well, it certainly wasn't ME... that's for sure.
Good luck with that.
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-09-22 10:35:43 EDT (#)
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yeah. that thought scares me too.
i have revealed a lot about myself here. i'm sure that, with a little motivation, someone could root around for some information on me and get me fired.
Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-09-22 10:32:33 EDT (#)
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It was me.
You are fired.