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Submitted by forthewin (http://www.swmoore.com/kthx.html) (View user info) at 2005-12-07 01:55:35 EST




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Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-05-25 12:11:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

The second to last one, with the penguins... The photo the background was painted from, where did it come from? I feel like I've seen it before, possibly recently and possibly here on Über.

Submitted by DasHeer (user info) at 2007-05-25 11:47:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-08-15 11:23:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Lianne260987 (user info) at 2006-08-15 08:06:13 (#)
Ranking: 2

Did u really paint these? Coz if u did, they are very good! Very Very Good! The alterations were class tho!

___________

Sure did. Glad you liked it/them.

Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-08-15 08:23:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Lianne260987 (user info) at 2006-08-15 08:06:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Did u really paint these? Coz if u did, they are very good! Very Very Good! The alterations were class tho!

Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-08-10 13:29:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment Needed

Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-02-19 12:46:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

i meant to show my work here but i'm sure you'll figure it out.

Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-02-19 12:33:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

EchoBoxing: Really? Did you figure that out manually, or is there some place to see this stuff?

Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-02-19 12:29:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

between this and the beast, they compose 77% of your total hits.


as of right now. that will go up.

Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2006-02-17 22:00:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Teh!

Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2006-02-17 22:00:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

You are officially adored by all.

Submitted by flimflan (user info) at 2006-02-14 16:12:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I laughed my ass off.....this may be the highlight of my day!

Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-02-14 03:21:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

holy shit
like he said, i can't believe i missed this.
this is one of the funniest posts i've seen for a while. and the paintings were actually pretty good... not my style, but good.

Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2006-02-13 06:13:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Can't believe I missed this.

Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2006-02-03 19:02:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

At first I thought, "Oh ho hum, pish posh balderdash," which is an expression of disdain, but you really came through, I chuckled.

Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-02-03 18:45:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

awesome.

...the first one reminds me of my shaft.

Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-02-03 18:21:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Hillarious. Congrats for B@W

Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-01-24 17:16:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

:)

Submitted by jagmcmanus (user info) at 2006-01-24 01:47:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

this has been done before: http://www.ubersite.com/m/81177

Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2006-01-24 01:45:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Those are beautiful.

Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-01-24 01:11:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

So you have it on here. +2 pie

Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-01-17 12:33:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

The_Yellow_Dart: Yeah, I know. I've been working on an MS Paint drawing for the past month, which I'm almost done with. I need to finish that before I do anything else.

Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-01-16 11:07:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

nice

Submitted by The_Yellow_Dart (user info) at 2006-01-16 10:59:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

you need to post more.

Now.

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-01-07 16:53:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Your paintings prove you are a true artist. Your posts prove you are as funny as hell.

The combination makes you one of my very favorite people on Uber.

http://www.ubersite.com/m/81971#1772125

Submitted by Dante_Alighieri (user info) at 2005-12-23 21:00:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Kick ass.

Submitted by jagmcmanus (user info) at 2005-12-21 04:02:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

the penguins.. THE PENGUINS HAHAHAH

Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2005-12-21 02:42:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

MandaPanda: Yep, you should be getting your print soon!

Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2005-12-21 01:24:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Did you ever get my money?

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-21 00:58:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Looks like we'll be blessed with another Electro post soon

Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2005-12-21 00:36:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Nice job photoshopping pictures off google. That is totally original. +2

Submitted by DrRobertHand (user info) at 2005-12-19 18:21:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

good paintings, good touch-ups, good humor. daddy like.

Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-12-17 09:16:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Excellent. The artwork and the humor. Brilliant.

Submitted by Wrightcopy (user info) at 2005-12-14 12:10:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

You didn't paint these.

<reads reviews... goes to website...>

Holy shit fuck, you did do these. Can I have the tree? I want the tree. And the winter cottage one. <wishes she had more money and talent>

And the post rocked, too.

Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2005-12-14 11:49:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Foonbo (user info) at 2005-12-09 11:49:08 (#)
Ranking: 2

Congrats on B@W.

Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2005-12-14 09:13:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

this rocks

Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-12-12 20:24:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2005-12-12 20:17:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

You fucking rock.

Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2005-12-10 10:39:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-12-10 09:33:10 (#)
Ranking: 1

You DID make them better.

_____________________________

Of course I did. That was my intention.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-12-10 09:33:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

You DID make them better.

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-12-10 09:03:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Awesome. I mean that.

Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2005-12-09 12:23:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

DudeThatsBOSH: Yeah, I know... Originally it took 40 hours to paint, but all the time I put into the penguins added about 30 more. Hard work.

Foonbo: Thanks!

Serfuzz: It's good that people appreciate man eating penguins.

Submitted by Serfuzz (user info) at 2005-12-09 12:09:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Penguins that ate people. Instant win!

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2005-12-09 12:05:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

this is fuckin bosh if its anything



the cottage painting is really good, and the penguins are fuckin bosh, you can tell a lot of time went into layering the eyes.

Submitted by Foonbo (user info) at 2005-12-09 11:49:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Congrats on B@W.

Submitted by Kirbage (user info) at 2005-12-09 05:03:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I really dug the white guy stealing the set.

Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2005-12-08 19:32:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

electrictoothsyndrome: Yeah, I don't really pay too much attention to the style I'm painting in, though. I'll just be (for lack of a better word) inspired by something and try my best to get it on canvas. Some of my paintings seem a little looser, though. Like, the last painting of the stars and such, I was driving home one day and saw something I really liked, so I just took mental notes, and painted what I remembered.

My two all time favorite painters are Frederic Edwin Church, and Albert Bierstadt. If I could be as good as anyone, I'd want to be able to paint like they did.

Submitted by Lmarie22000 (user info) at 2005-12-08 19:22:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

good stuff

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-12-08 19:14:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

By the way: I really liked your paintings. They have a very mystic, dreamy quality to them. My favorite is actually the tree. The vines at the base are nicely done.

Have you ever thought about venturing into surrealism? I think you'd do well in that style. Like Rene Magritte.

Submitted by Pelvis_Man (user info) at 2005-12-08 12:36:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Genius

Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2005-12-07 22:48:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2005-12-07 18:53:50 (#)
Ranking: 1

I love penguins.

______________________

Me too.

Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2005-12-07 18:53:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

I love penguins.

Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2005-12-07 18:51:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-12-07 04:34:44 (#)
Ranking: 2

cool

Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2005-12-07 18:34:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Loren1: I agree with you about the butterfly. The reason it's so perfect is because I didn't have any pictures of a real one, and I went with one that was in a frame. I couldn't just get a picture online, because I'm highly against using other peoples' work (including photographs) as reference.

MandaPanda: Just emailed you back.

JonnyX: As Loren1 said... I don't think he really sucks ass, but he has far more recognition than he deserves. Considering the highly skilled artists that are 10 times better than him that get no recognition.

NewGuy08: Don't worry, just check out the front page, and you'll see that no matter how good you are, you'll fit right in.

Envenom: I used to watch Bob Ross when I was a little kid. His style is more quick paced, though. His are done in an hour. My snow painting was done in 40+ hours.

Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-12-07 18:25:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

JonnyX (user info) at 2005-12-07 17:41:09 (#)
Ranking: 2

YOU'RE A REGULAR FUCKIN THOMAS KINCADE

------------

Kincade sucks ass.

Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-12-07 18:23:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

The cottage winter scene is beautiful. You should do more like that.

One suggestion I got from a great teacher, and I think it will do you good too, was to change my perspectives a bit. I was stuck with the idea of keeping everything balanced/centered -- like your butterfly -- it's really nice, but if the perspective were a bit exaggerated, not so flat with the wings exactly the same on both sides, but a 3/4 view or more, it would be that much more interesting.

Very nice stuff.

Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2005-12-07 17:49:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm going to email you because I want the cottage.



Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-12-07 17:41:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

YOU'RE A REGULAR FUCKIN THOMAS KINCADE

Submitted by NewGuy08 (user info) at 2005-12-07 17:37:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Is this the type of talent I can expect from everyone on this site? Yikes- I better rethink hanging around

Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2005-12-07 17:32:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

You are obviously a disciple of Bob Ross

Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2005-12-07 17:28:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

G-prime: mmmm, distilled. I like distilled water.

Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-12-07 17:21:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Pure and thrice distilled kickass.

Submitted by Lucylou (user info) at 2005-12-07 17:07:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Was going to nominate this for B@W but saw I was too late. Well done!

Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2005-12-07 16:06:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-12-07 15:24:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2005-12-07 13:19:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Thanks, pen_name. Waking up to being on B@W made my day.

Submitted by ahumblefool (user info) at 2005-12-07 13:18:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

The Louvre. Well deserved B@W

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-12-07 13:05:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

congrats on B@W

Submitted by Bayley (user info) at 2005-12-07 12:10:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

The originals were good too!

Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2005-12-07 11:35:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Why would cutting your ears off like chopper help your art?

Oh wait...

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2005-12-07 11:15:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

that was great.

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-12-07 11:02:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

It's about time we started getting people with talent.

Submitted by Trevor1st93 (user info) at 2005-12-07 11:01:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

This took half an hour to load with my connection.

Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2005-12-07 10:48:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

GodLovesALittleLovin: They're all oils except the first which was pastels. I'm terrible at watercolors. I heard about using feces... At least you wouldn't have to pay 15 dollars a tube.

NewGuy08: ... hmmm

Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-12-07 10:43:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

great post. Looks like you used watercolors but I can't be sure, I haven't painted in close to a year or so. Feces is also a good substitute for a dark brown if you ever run low on supplies.

Submitted by NewGuy08 (user info) at 2005-12-07 10:35:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

If you're a woman, I want to sleep with you.

If you're a guy, fuck off

Submitted by hcp28 (user info) at 2005-12-07 10:21:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

The tree needed more angst... What the fuck do I know it was awesome.

Submitted by AlexorGM (user info) at 2005-12-07 09:55:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

i wish your skills would rub off on me. www.niggastolemy.tv

HAHAHAHA.

Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2005-12-07 09:27:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

"the eyes were kind of hard to get right" HAHAHAHA

awesome

Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2005-12-07 09:23:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

The originals are really good. But I would have liked to see the space invaders ships attacking the penguins. I think someone needs to stop the penguin reign of terror!

Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2005-12-07 09:13:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

bart: Thanks. And thanks for B@W!

Fabish: HAHAHA! I have dial-up that downloads 2.5 kb a second. I feel your pain.

Bryanhoop: If you're really serious, email me at william.at.swmoore.com.

Grownasskid: Really? I've never met one, but I want to.


Submitted by JackalFett (user info) at 2005-12-07 09:07:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I love the Penguins.

Submitted by earth_collapse (user info) at 2005-12-07 08:47:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Those are really good paintings, actually. I think you're an idiot if you honestly think they're below mediocre.

Submitted by Grownasskid (user info) at 2005-12-07 08:40:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

penguines are a bunch of smarmy bastards

Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-12-07 08:08:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

this made b@w fast.

Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2005-12-07 07:32:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

The space invaders one cracked me up.

Submitted by The_Yellow_Dart (user info) at 2005-12-07 07:04:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2005-12-07 06:53:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I loved the first one.

Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2005-12-07 06:09:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

nice work...


Submitted by Quale (user info) at 2005-12-07 06:05:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Funny as hell!

Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2005-12-07 05:09:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

This was like an instant B@W. Well done

Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-12-07 04:58:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I thought they were all pretty good to start with but the first one with the tree is definitely an improvement on the original. The lumber jack makes me laugh.

Nice one.

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-12-07 04:34:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

cool

Submitted by Bryanhoop (user info) at 2005-12-07 04:18:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

How much will you sell the cottage snow scene for?

Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2005-12-07 04:10:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

What I said:
____________________________________________________________________________________________________________

Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2005-12-07 04:07:39 (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm procrastinating a paper due in five hours, and this took nearly a day to load on my 56k (900+ kb, you son of a bitch), but was it worth it.


No.



Damn, I mean yes. Yes!
____________________________________________________________________________________________________________

What I meant:
____________________________________________________________________________________________________________

I'm procrastinating a paper due in five hours, and this took nearly a day to laod in my 56k (900+ kb, you son of a bitch), but was it worth it?


No.



Damn, I mean yes. Yes!
____________________________________________________________________________________________________________

Notice the question mark at the end of my question. This I cannot deny was the intended work of mine. I leave much to be desired.

[Socketry unplugged]

Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2005-12-07 04:07:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm procrastinating a paper due in five hours, and this took nearly a day to load on my 56k (900+ kb, you son of a bitch), but was it worth it.


No.



Damn, I mean yes. Yes!

Submitted by Dreg (user info) at 2005-12-07 03:35:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2005-12-07 03:00:30 (#)
Ranking: 2

This was like the fastest B@W I've ever seen.

Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2005-12-07 03:24:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

WOOOOOOOOOO!

Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2005-12-07 03:23:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Iago (user info) at 2005-12-07 03:23:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

The tree in the first one looks like a dick

Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2005-12-07 03:00:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

This was like the fastest B@W I've ever seen.

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2005-12-07 02:37:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I know art, and I know what I hate.
And I don't hate this.

Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2005-12-07 02:32:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2005-12-07 02:02:17 (#)
Ranking: 2

The last one made me laugh.

Submitted by bart (user info) at 2005-12-07 02:17:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Very awesome

Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2005-12-07 02:02:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

The last one made me laugh.


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