Cumming: The Fragrance (In Stores Now) (2315 hits)
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Submitted by WiLL ZoNE (View user info) at 2006-02-08 11:09:10 EST
Isn't it time that you smelled like Cumming?!
Manly, Moist and Malleable -- What could be better?
Haven't you always wanted the musky scent of the actor who starred in Cabaret, Spice World and Goldeneye?
Now you can....http://cummingthefragrance.com/index.html
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What do you get when you cross an award winning actor (Alan Cumming), an award winning perfumer (Christopher Brosius), and an award winning creative director (Jason Schell)...
A new look at the classic world of men's fragrance: combining three distinct talents to bring you a scent that is all about Sex, Scotch, Cigars and Scotland.
A sexy, fun and mischievous fragrance with top notes of: Bergamot, Black Pepper, Scotch Pine, Whiskey. Core notes of: Cigar, Heather, Douglas Fir, Rubber. Base notes of: Leather, Highland Mud, Peat Fire & White Truffle.
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Oh uber, What was your sick mind thinking of, pervert?
Will
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Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2006-02-09 03:16:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
NURRRRRRRRRRR
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-02-08 14:45:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-02-08 11:39:04 (#)
Ranking: -1
if this makes you well informed I suppose I'll just stay in my cave then.
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i remember seeing this a year or so ago... or at least a long time ago... the daily show i beleive?
Submitted by Ditka (user info) at 2006-02-08 14:03:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
That is one gay mofo
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-08 13:25:57 EST (#)
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Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-02-08 11:11:39 (#)
Ranking: 1
ATTN GHEY MENZ
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Aisle 3 for Buttsecks!
Submitted by Drone_of_Industry (user info) at 2006-02-08 13:25:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
har har... cum
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-02-08 13:17:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
There's a city called Cumming in Georgia. My dad lives there. It says "Cumming" in giant letters on the water tower.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-02-08 13:15:59 EST (#)
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What is it about people who create fragrances that makes them so fucking pretentious and obtuse?
That website goes against every fibre of Kentucky redneck left in me.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2006-02-08 12:25:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-02-08 12:20:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I KNEW you were gay. Now we all know.
Submitted by Agent_Smith (user info) at 2006-02-08 12:20:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Every time you say "Oh Uber", I want to fucking strangle you
Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2006-02-08 12:16:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Well informed? I saw this shit last year some time in October on "Best Week Ever."
Submitted by Off_The_Wagon (user info) at 2006-02-08 12:06:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
JESUS CHRIST. I clicked the link.
How does this sell anything:
http://www.cummingthefragrance.com/imagesAlan/image7.html (NSFW)
Submitted by Off_The_Wagon (user info) at 2006-02-08 12:03:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I don't care what anyone says. Cumming soap is funny.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-02-08 11:39:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
if this makes you well informed I suppose I'll just stay in my cave then.
-1 for being a whining tool
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2006-02-08 11:23:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-02-08 11:15:49 (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm not sure what is gayer...a fragrance called 'Cumming' or you being on top of news in the cologne and perfume industry.
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THAT made me smile.
Submitted by Agent_Smith (user info) at 2006-02-08 11:23:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
classic will zone!
Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2006-02-08 11:19:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
badassmofo: I apologise for being a well informed citizen.
which is gayer: me knowing the news, or you clicking a link called "cumming the fragrance?"
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-02-08 11:18:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
How is it, whiskey is spelled with an 'e', except Scottish whisky?
Submitted by Foonbo (user info) at 2006-02-08 11:18:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I saw him last night on "Dinner for Five," and he says it's a very tongue and cheek venture, solely due to his last name. The best is the moisterizer he's going to sell called "Cumming On Your Face."
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-02-08 11:15:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm not sure what is gayer...a fragrance called 'Cumming' or you being on top of news in the cologne and perfume industry.
the world may never know.
Submitted by Iago (user info) at 2006-02-08 11:15:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
not great.
Worth reading (just)
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2006-02-08 11:15:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Don't ever write 'whiskey' in a Scottish context again.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-02-08 11:11:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
ATTN GHEY MENZ