The Ultimate MS Paint: It Will Make You Cry (1133515 hits)
Category: GraphicsLabels: mspaint
Rating: 1.62 on 1066 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by forthewin (http://www.swmoore.com/kthx.html) (View user info) at 2006-02-17 03:53:50 EST
This drawing was done entirely in MS Paint with a Logitech laser mouse. I did not use the copy and paste tool, or the text tool. There was no color sampling or pasting from other images, but I did view some seperate images as reference, as do most artists.
Want to see proof that I really drew this and how? Go here: http://www.swmoore.com/paintproof.html
User Reviews
Submitted by metalbeast7 (user info) at 2008-08-14 00:27:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
GAY
Submitted by English_Master (user info) at 2008-07-27 22:06:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Very nicely done, sir.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-07-17 11:34:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
just stirring the shit ftw
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-07-16 03:09:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Experima, mail, now, please
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-07-16 02:42:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
this made me cry!
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2008-07-16 02:23:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
People still think this is Photoshopped?
Well, think what you want, I'm just happy for some attention. I haven't gotten any for this in a long time!! :(:(:(
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-16 00:15:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Hadley didn't prove jack.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-07-16 00:03:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
pity hadley conclusively and scientifically proved it was photoshopped.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-07-16 00:02:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
everyone in their right mind hates thorpe.
weedy little turd.
this is awesome.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2008-07-10 15:39:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
this still amazes me.
Submitted by kandy (user info) at 2008-06-06 02:24:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My God... It's beautiful.
*angelic chorus*
Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2008-06-01 11:09:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Awesome!
Submitted by Majik_Marker (user info) at 2008-05-18 08:41:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That's insane... but it also shows that "somebody" has no life at all. How long did it take to make that? WAY TOO LONG.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-05-14 23:46:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I hate that thorpe was the first one to rate this.
I hate thorpe.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-04-29 15:21:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.unf-unf.de/show1077.html
Submitted by Toshi (user info) at 2008-04-26 10:48:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That's impressive.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-03-24 12:14:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Pretty God Damn Amazing!
Submitted by skyler (user info) at 2008-03-23 15:22:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i actually drew this, thanks for ripping off my work.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-02-07 20:06:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by dluther31 (user info) at 2007-12-17 23:07:03 PST (#)
Ranking: 2
After this post you need to do homework - essays and term papers - and this will help you: http://essaybuzz.com/browse.php?cat=17&n=History%20Term%20Papers
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Hahahahaha...
Submitted by GrinMan (user info) at 2008-02-07 14:13:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2008-02-03 12:00:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
ubmitted by Arnold_Benedict (user info) at 2008-02-03 03:39:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
next time try putting in some effort
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LOL!!!
Submitted by Arnold_Benedict (user info) at 2008-02-03 03:39:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
next time try putting in some effort
Submitted by Tanatic (user info) at 2008-01-14 09:31:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Amazing...
Nuff said.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2008-01-02 21:20:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
hahaha- that's okay, this post has so many ratings it's hard to make it change at this point.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-01-02 21:12:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Gah- meant to leave that on your other post- sorry about the rating.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-01-02 21:09:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2008-01-02 20:58:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I almost put Neutral Milk Hotel on here, but I recall a list by ETS with it on there.
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I have MS Paint too, you know.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/110614
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-12-28 19:02:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
there sure is a lot of fucked-up names, on this post, that i've never seen before
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2007-12-28 15:34:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
hahaha
It's actually getting to the point where the joke has worn so thin it's almost funny again.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-12-28 12:49:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I had a conversation with Mr. S. William Moore. He doesn't mind if I stir shit up.
Now forget I said that.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-28 12:46:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Stop it Hadley!
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-12-28 12:28:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
The best MSPaint that Photoshop can buy.
Submitted by cowboybert (user info) at 2007-12-24 06:58:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Amazing.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-18 12:16:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Christ almighty, you've got a groupie FTW.
Submitted by bruzwuld (user info) at 2007-12-18 12:00:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm still taken back by how good this is. As mentioned earlier, I've done some MS Paint art myself. Recently I've been experimenting with it, but cannot even approach this level of expertise. At one time, I had a graphics tablet for rendering buildings etc, but never really got the hang of it. You used a laser mouse. All I can say is this artwork - particularly the skyline (my favourite) is the best I've seen with either laser mouse or high-res graphics tablet. It deserves an award.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2007-12-18 11:13:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Dude, who said you could spam in my post?
What are you even doing here?
Go back to AOL.
Submitted by dluther31 (user info) at 2007-12-18 02:07:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
After this post you need to do homework - essays and term papers - and this will help you: http://essaybuzz.com/browse.php?cat=17&n=History%20Term%20Papers
Submitted by Infidel (user info) at 2007-12-10 16:39:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
This is fucking huge, epic.
Submitted by bruzwuld (user info) at 2007-11-22 14:53:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Forgot to add that the first part (city skyline) is my favourite. So much attention to detail - really impressive. Just wish my own MS Paint attempts could match this.
Submitted by idodeklair (user info) at 2007-11-20 17:08:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by BuSt3r (user info) at 2007-11-20 13:39:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
immense
Submitted by Darth_Famine (user info) at 2007-11-12 10:18:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
indeed
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2007-11-09 23:08:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I still jerk off to this nightly, I swear to God.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-11-09 23:07:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
This is the best art Photoshop has ever produced.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-11-09 22:40:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
amazing.
Submitted by bruzwuld (user info) at 2007-11-08 11:20:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Great work ! Well done
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-11-08 00:55:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
isn't it about time for you to submit a new one, you lazy little punk?!
Submitted by BikerVet (user info) at 2007-11-07 22:37:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I didn't cry, but I do feel a good fart brewing.
Submitted by Cakes (user info) at 2007-10-26 15:10:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Never got to rate this as my pc is too slow, or was,
and took too long to load completely. It is really amazing.
Submitted by keitsith (user info) at 2007-10-26 09:19:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
g a y
Submitted by rosemadder (user info) at 2007-10-22 02:03:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I know I'm a filthy talentless n00b and all, but this:
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Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-09-11 12:24:38 PDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Chop chop, Photoshop.
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is pathetic. What a fat slimy loser. Happy Birthday, FTW!
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-10-21 14:25:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Will this ever die?
Submitted by Wompom (user info) at 2007-10-21 13:56:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nifty
Submitted by zoobie2000 (user info) at 2007-10-12 18:12:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i think that this post has the best rating ever. 1.65 on 1000 reviews wow. have you thought of making posters of this?
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-09-11 15:24:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Chop chop, Photoshop.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2007-08-29 13:04:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by DeMoNiC (user info) at 2007-08-29 09:47:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Like that shit is insane, though I struggle to believe someone could draw that in MS paint.
If I could comprehend one doing that I would +2 it.
If you really did do that in MS paint you shouldn't be on uber, you should be making shit loads of money somewhere.
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Thanks! I'm working on the shitloads of money part. Hopefully it'll happen sooner than later.
Submitted by DeMoNiC (user info) at 2007-08-29 09:47:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Like that shit is insane, though I struggle to believe someone could draw that in MS paint.
If I could comprehend one doing that I would +2 it.
If you really did do that in MS paint you shouldn't be on uber, you should be making shit loads of money somewhere.
Submitted by Naery (user info) at 2007-08-28 13:18:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
god damn! i have been gone from ubersite (and the tainternet in general) for a while, so i haven't seen this before now. And, even disregarding how hard this kicks ass, i would have to +2 it because of a beautiful comment it inspired (pasted below), a comment that made me, literally, hiccup Dr Pepper out of my nose when i read it (i don't usually drink Dr Pepper, but it just recently became available in my part of Japan and i had a craving) because of how nonchalant and matter-of-fact it was written/said. i know, i know, i'm a loser for reading all the comments. honestly, i didn't read all of them. i read them all for about 15 minutes then i got super bored and began to skim them. i mean, c'mon, i wanted to read them all, but then i actually *saw* how tiny the slider bar was and the utter futility of trying to read all that hit me and it just crushed my spirit. anyway...
BTW, i believe this was done in paint, if that makes any difference. and congrats on positioning. it was wierd for me when i realized the MVMs had changed...
Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2006-02-17 12:30:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yup, that's nice. But now there's man-spooge all over the screen.
Submitted by Astral206 (user info) at 2007-08-27 21:24:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Promoting my first post!
This new and refreshing and I really enjoyed it!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/111273
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2007-08-27 15:51:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
IT'S THE FINAL COUNTDOWN DOO DOO DEE DOO, DOO DOO DEE DEE DOO
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-08-27 08:19:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Your August 17th didn't earn you any money.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-08-27 06:05:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
COULD TODAY BE THE DAY?
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-08-25 15:43:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
dprime is going to be a writer, be nice to him or he'll make sure you see his retorts by copying and pasting links.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2007-08-17 21:43:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/84167#2481013
Why should I try to pretend I've seen a real pair of tits when I can just see your mom's for 50% off whenever I buy two medium pizza's at Pizza Hut? (Pick-up only.)
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2007-08-15 17:22:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
When you passed "Watching Dragon Ball Z, playing Halo, drinking Pepsi," I thought for a second you were refering to me. It was creepy.
My friends in grade six called me Dragon Ball because my initials are D.B.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2007-08-15 00:37:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-08-14 14:47:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
1000
But FACT: ULTIMATE MS PAINT WAS GOOD BACK WHEN WE WERE ALL 12 LIVING IN THE SUBURBS LISTENING TO LINKIN PARK WATCHING DRAGONBALL Z DRINKING PEPSI WHILE PLAYING HALO CO-OP ON THE EASIEST SETTING DURING WHICH WE CONSUMED DORITOS AND LOOKED AT PAINTBALL GUNS ON EBAY IN INTERNET EXPLORER CONNECTED THROUGH AOL ON A 56K MODEM BEFORE HOPPING INTO OUR BALDING FATHERS' LATEST MIDLIFE-CRISIS-IMPULSE-SPONSORED JAPANESE-BUILT SUV TO HEAD TO THE MALL AND GET MORE SKATEBOARDING SHOES AND THIRD-RATE IRREGULAR LEVIS AND MOUNTAIN BIKE PARTS BEFORE HEADING HOME, VOTING DEMOCRAT AND MASTURBATING TO THE LATEST SEARS CATALOG WHILE HUFFING PAINT IN YOUR GARAGE BEFORE TALKING TO PEDOPHILES ON AIM PRETENDING TO BE WHATEVER CAMWHORE THEY'RE RANTING ABOUT ON MYSPACE WITH A MATRIX QUOTE/ANIME CHARACTER NAME/TRIPLE SIX-ASTERISK-PARENTHESES-SURROUNDED SCREENNAME BEFORE HEADING TO YOUR SUPPOSED "GOOD SCHOOL" IN THE MORNING TO BUY MORE POT TO SMOKE DURING YOUR COUNTER-STRIKE LAN PARTY WITH JIMMY AND THE REST OF HIS FRIENDS TAKING RITALIN AND ADDERALL AND PROZAC EIGHT TIMES A DAY BEFORE TAKING A CASUAL PASS AT LOCAL, STATE OR NATIONAL GOVERNMENTIAL FIGURES, LEGISLATURE, OR STRUCTURE TO APPEAR EDGY AND INTELLIGENT IN FRONT OF YOUR BUDWEISER-SNEAKING, LIMP-WRISTED, NEAR-TO-COLUMBINE SOCIOPATHIC "DEEP" FRIENDS WHO PLAY THE VICTIM WHEN THEY START LOSING ARGUEMENTS SIX DAYS BEFORE THEIR BOTCHED SUICIDE ATTEMPT SIMPLY BECAUSE SCHOOL TRAMP NUMBER TWELVE WOULDN'T GO UNDER THE BLEACHERS WITH THEM TO LET THEM GET TO SECOND BASE BEFORE THEIR THIRTEENTH BIRTHDAY.
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Sounds like a fun childhood. WOO!
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-08-14 14:47:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ew that looks gross...all caps sucks, but I couldn't get rid of it due to my lack of ms word skills.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-08-14 14:47:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
1000
But FACT: ULTIMATE MS PAINT WAS GOOD BACK WHEN WE WERE ALL 12 LIVING IN THE SUBURBS LISTENING TO LINKIN PARK WATCHING DRAGONBALL Z DRINKING PEPSI WHILE PLAYING HALO CO-OP ON THE EASIEST SETTING DURING WHICH WE CONSUMED DORITOS AND LOOKED AT PAINTBALL GUNS ON EBAY IN INTERNET EXPLORER CONNECTED THROUGH AOL ON A 56K MODEM BEFORE HOPPING INTO OUR BALDING FATHERS' LATEST MIDLIFE-CRISIS-IMPULSE-SPONSORED JAPANESE-BUILT SUV TO HEAD TO THE MALL AND GET MORE SKATEBOARDING SHOES AND THIRD-RATE IRREGULAR LEVIS AND MOUNTAIN BIKE PARTS BEFORE HEADING HOME, VOTING DEMOCRAT AND MASTURBATING TO THE LATEST SEARS CATALOG WHILE HUFFING PAINT IN YOUR GARAGE BEFORE TALKING TO PEDOPHILES ON AIM PRETENDING TO BE WHATEVER CAMWHORE THEY'RE RANTING ABOUT ON MYSPACE WITH A MATRIX QUOTE/ANIME CHARACTER NAME/TRIPLE SIX-ASTERISK-PARENTHESES-SURROUNDED SCREENNAME BEFORE HEADING TO YOUR SUPPOSED "GOOD SCHOOL" IN THE MORNING TO BUY MORE POT TO SMOKE DURING YOUR COUNTER-STRIKE LAN PARTY WITH JIMMY AND THE REST OF HIS FRIENDS TAKING RITALIN AND ADDERALL AND PROZAC EIGHT TIMES A DAY BEFORE TAKING A CASUAL PASS AT LOCAL, STATE OR NATIONAL GOVERNMENTIAL FIGURES, LEGISLATURE, OR STRUCTURE TO APPEAR EDGY AND INTELLIGENT IN FRONT OF YOUR BUDWEISER-SNEAKING, LIMP-WRISTED, NEAR-TO-COLUMBINE SOCIOPATHIC "DEEP" FRIENDS WHO PLAY THE VICTIM WHEN THEY START LOSING ARGUEMENTS SIX DAYS BEFORE THEIR BOTCHED SUICIDE ATTEMPT SIMPLY BECAUSE SCHOOL TRAMP NUMBER TWELVE WOULDN'T GO UNDER THE BLEACHERS WITH THEM TO LET THEM GET TO SECOND BASE BEFORE THEIR THIRTEENTH BIRTHDAY.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-08-14 14:45:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
999
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-08-14 14:45:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
998
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-08-14 14:45:09 EDT (#)
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997
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-08-14 14:45:05 EDT (#)
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996
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-08-14 14:44:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
995 reviews
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-08-14 14:43:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Do you like Phil Collins? I've been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke. Before that, I really didn't understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual. It was on Duke where Phil Collins' presence became more apparent. I think Invisible Touch was the group's undisputed masterpiece. It's an epic meditation on intangibility. At the same time, it deepens and enriches the meaning of the preceding three albums. Christy, take off your robe. Listen to the brilliant ensemble playing of Banks, Collins and Rutherford. You can practically hear every nuance of every instrument. Sabrina, remove your dress. In terms of lyrical craftsmanship, the sheer songwriting, this album hits a new peak of professionalism. Sabrina, why don't you, uh, dance a little. Take the lyrics to Land of Confusion. In this song, Phil Collins addresses the problems of abusive political authority. In Too Deep is the most moving pop song of the 1980s, about monogamy and commitment. The song is extremely uplifting. Their lyrics are as positive and affirmative as anything I've heard in rock. Christy, get down on your knees so Sabrina can see your asshole. Phil Collins' solo career seems to be more commercial and therefore more satisfying, in a narrower way. Especially songs like In the Air Tonight and Against All Odds. Sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it. But I also think Phil Collins works best within the confines of the group, than as a solo artist, and I stress the word artist. This is Sussudio, a great, great song, a personal favorite.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-08-14 14:43:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
993 reviews.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-08-14 14:43:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
992 reviews
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-08-14 14:42:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
991st review
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2007-08-09 23:19:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
W000000!!!
This makes you the official owner of Ubersite right? THE REVOLUTION IS HERE.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-08-07 06:44:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2007-08-06 21:36:57 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-08-06 16:04:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd pay a few bucks to learn how to do something like this...tutorial could make you some cash, I'd imagine.
Oh and I'm predicting you'll pass bart bart by September.
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Wrong. Give it a few days. A week at most.
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I'll take August 17th.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2007-08-06 16:36:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-08-06 16:04:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd pay a few bucks to learn how to do something like this...tutorial could make you some cash, I'd imagine.
Oh and I'm predicting you'll pass bart bart by September.
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Wrong. Give it a few days. A week at most.
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-08-06 16:23:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is insanely good.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-08-06 16:04:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd pay a few bucks to learn how to do something like this...tutorial could make you some cash, I'd imagine.
Oh and I'm predicting you'll pass bart bart by September.
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2007-08-02 12:19:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
When FTW passes Bart on MVA is that gonna be like the fallen angels going back to heaven? Will all existence cease to...exist? This and more on the next Jerry Springer.
Submitted by Rejection (user info) at 2007-07-29 21:26:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You should write a tutorial titled 'Crazy-ass MS Paint Tutorial'.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-07-23 22:48:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2007-06-18 01:36:13 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
Dude, you just passed JARED himself on the MVA! Oh dear God! Is Bart next?
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Pretend you've seen a girl's tits in person and stop acting like it matters.
Photoshop.
Submitted by laika (user info) at 2007-07-23 21:54:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
You are about to pass Bart in the MVA list.
Hopefully that isnt one of the signs of the apocalypse or anything.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-07-06 08:25:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2007-06-18 01:36:13 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
Dude, you just passed JARED himself on the MVA! Oh dear God! Is Bart next?
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Yes. I give it a month.
Submitted by Zeglamancer (user info) at 2007-06-18 18:08:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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ASCII ftw
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2007-06-17 20:36:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dude, you just passed JARED himself on the MVA! Oh dear God! Is Bart next?
Submitted by Zeglamancer (user info) at 2007-06-17 05:22:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Marvelous work. Hats off to you.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2007-06-16 10:17:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I really didn't mean anything, I was just being ridiculous.
AND WHAT YOU DO NOT KNOW IS THAT BART DIDN'T HIT CAP WAZAA'S POST, I DID, SO THAT I WOULD HAVE THE MVM AND TAKE OVER THE WORLDS!!!!!!
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2007-06-16 09:22:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Wazza's post had the hits frozen, so we don't know how many it actually had. What I meant was that if we assume hits and reviews are roughly proportional, his post is the most viewed ever by a factor of five.
WHAT the fuck you two meant is beyond me, honestly.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-06-16 07:00:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2007-06-14 23:52:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2007-06-14 05:41:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You know if we use number of reviews for scale... Wazza has a post that is five times this in hits.
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You know if we use number of grains of sand for scale... A desert has 5,000,000,000 times this in hits.
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No it doesn't, it has an infinite times this in hits.
Unless of course you are counting your drawings of sand environments as sand.
Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-06-16 06:48:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is still the greatest thing ever.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2007-06-14 09:52:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2007-06-14 05:41:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You know if we use number of reviews for scale... Wazza has a post that is five times this in hits.
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You know if we use number of grains of sand for scale... A desert has 5,000,000,000 times this in hits.
Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2007-06-14 07:10:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
because the best I can do is a dog that resembles a tree
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2007-06-14 05:41:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You know if we use number of reviews for scale... Wazza has a post that is five times this in hits.
Submitted by a_little_more_time (user info) at 2007-05-29 10:35:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ness auto +2
Submitted by dluther31 (user info) at 2007-05-18 07:30:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.essaybuzz.com
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-05-01 07:02:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i love CS so fucking hard
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-04-25 10:24:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Photoshopper
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-04-14 18:06:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
jeez
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2007-04-11 03:14:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Okay well I will get to one billion before you. Hah.
Submitted by Agent_FUBAR (user info) at 2007-04-10 10:15:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
wow
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2007-04-06 01:16:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
its almost to 1000 reviews
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2007-04-06 00:44:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-04-06 00:16:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2007-04-05 23:33:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is the first user that to pass away (first CONFIRMED case), as outlined by Corn_Nugget.
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What?
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-04-06 00:16:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2007-04-05 23:33:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is the first user that to pass away (first CONFIRMED case), as outlined by Corn_Nugget.
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What?
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-04-06 00:08:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
nope
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2007-04-05 23:33:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is the first user that to pass away (first CONFIRMED case), as outlined by Corn_Nugget.
Submitted by Plaidish (user info) at 2007-04-05 15:01:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2007-03-19 13:18:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
One million hits in just over a year.
Damn!
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2007-03-17 10:33:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow. A million hits.
That's more than all of Bart's posts combined just a few months ago.
I'm afraid of you.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-03-16 10:26:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The Ultimate MS Paint: It Will Make You Cry (1000345 hits)
Category: Graphics
Labels: mspaint
Rating: 1.63 on 954 reviews (Rate this item) (V) (Label this item)
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Labels:
Submitted by forthewin (http://www.swmoore.com/kthx.html) (View user info) at 2006-02-17 18:53:50 EST
Submitted by FlakMonkey (user info) at 2007-03-16 10:08:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2007-03-15 22:10:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WOOOOHOOOOOOOOO!
MY LIFE IS COMPLETE!
1 MILLION HITS!
+2!!!
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I like you better now that you don't take yourself so seriously.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2007-03-15 22:10:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WOOOOHOOOOOOOOO!
MY LIFE IS COMPLETE!
1 MILLION HITS!
+2!!!
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-03-15 14:41:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Congrats on a Million hits.
I just broke 10,000............total.
Christ.
Submitted by FlakMonkey (user info) at 2007-03-15 13:07:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
1M hits.
Wow.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-03-14 15:45:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Almost a million hits and thousand comments.
Pretty fucking cool.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2007-03-14 12:53:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Just took a screen shot of before you were at 1 million. You're almost there.
I am destined to make the hit that will send you over! 'cause we were friends before you were famous.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-03-09 08:26:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I saw the top frame on a art school graduate friend of mine myspace comments left from one of her students. didnt give credit but was marvelling that it was mspaint
TELL THE TRUTH ALREADY
Submitted by damunzy (user info) at 2007-03-07 19:33:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Made me smile - not cry. :)
Submitted by Jaurenlo (user info) at 2007-02-26 13:35:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice...
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2007-02-25 20:54:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Another +2 for owning that Misanthrope guy all over the place, without even saying anything sarcastic about how he's been spending HIS time.
I need to practice Paint more, it's fun! Here's a quick drawing I did a long time ago for Maddox:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v141/neptina/maddoxprez2.jpg
Submitted by DancingOtter (user info) at 2007-02-21 12:42:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This = Amazing.... Dude, this is totally awesome. Total work of art; specially coz it's drawn in paint. I'm choosing not to believe all those people that say it's fake, because I'm not gullable =) Well done ftw, great work. ^^
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2007-02-21 11:05:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
DesolateMisanthrope:
Point taken. My main reason for doing it was because I knew it would get my website with my artwork a lot of traffic, which it did. My average painting takes me 30-50 hours to complete, and so 100 hours on an art based project didn't seem that overwhelming.
When I look at the logs for my website, I see that over 20,000 people have viewed the page with my art, and over 16,000 have viewed the page with my photography.
When you take into account that being a successful artist is the goal that you're talking about, I'm sure you can see my reasoning behind doing this.
Submitted by DesolateMisanthrope (user info) at 2007-02-21 03:41:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
On second thought let me elaborate. You see, you spent 100 or so hours on this but what will you get in return? "Man that is nice" or," you are the best". 100 hours = 4 full days of your life spent on an arduous thing that will not reciprocate. I could relate if you do this out of sheer enjoyment, but somehow I feel that you were merely trying to make an impression on people. Your contribution will not return those 4 days of your waning life. These superficial people surely will not. I would not do ANYTHING unless I could predetermine beforehand that I will I make some kind of gain or break even. That is just me. The fact' is that you as a person should have a goal in life, and everything you say or do will either further that goal or set you back a step. Then again, you may derive good feelings from receiving acclaim. Regardless, people will soon forget your post, and move on and die. 500 years from now, your existence will be wiped from the pages of time and still your efforts will have been in vain. There are, universally two intangibles that men have tried to grab hold of (not that I am an advocate of either). Have kids and try to create the best possible conditions for them to flourish so they can in turn establish your legacy through their kids and grandkids. This is a futile effort due to the truth that the most famous men in their time have succumbed to a trivial existence (Hitler seems to be the most mentioned so what does that mean... then again it has been only 70 years and time will wear on his legacy). Also, how will any of this help a Dead man? The other thing that has occupied many a great mind is a life after this one. The hope of some kind of sustenance in a 2nd chance eternal life. Now occasionally you might get distracted from the ultimate goal (100 hours on a meaningless entity) because there is ample opportunity but to synopsize; I would hope that you could agree with me that if you do not adhere to one of those ideologies your entire life/existence is without merit.
Submitted by DesolateMisanthrope (user info) at 2007-02-21 02:20:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I would like to express my dislike for this post in terms of numbers and symbols. -2 for this washed up rat shit.
Submitted by Striperella (user info) at 2007-02-21 01:17:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Time well wasted. you should capitalize on this kinda shit. Aside from it being amazing for "paint" It's just awesome in its own right as a work of art.
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2007-02-14 01:22:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Wait....how did I miss this one?
Submitted by deelo (user info) at 2007-02-14 00:51:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by gravitas (user info) at 2007-02-14 00:30:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 because this new mouse can scroll really fast.
Submitted by chuckdoggydogg (user info) at 2007-02-13 23:40:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you have way too much time on your hands
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2007-02-09 02:25:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by AFmendiosus (user info) at 2007-02-09 00:24:50 (#)
Ranking: 2
You are much, much better than me.
However, I don't have the time to get good at anything. I draw between classes, and I am eventually going to be producing the contrails of noxious gas you so poignantly denounce.
I suppose if I had the time (i.e. retirement) I might get a little better, but consider the fact that I started doodling (poorly) in Calculus class in high school. I'm not exactly a professional.
I wonder, how much time did you invest in learning to draw? From what I've seen, you are undeniably talented. But still, some things ARE learned.
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I've been painting and drawing almost since I have memory of existing. The thing about it is that over the past 6 years or so, I've spent an incredibly insignificant amount of my time painting, it's just that I'm constantly taking mental notes of things, so even when I'm not painting, I'm improving. The amount of time I invested in learning how to draw is pretty much my whole life. But most of my learning is through observation, rather than actually doing it.
Submitted by AFmendiosus (user info) at 2007-02-09 00:24:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You are much, much better than me.
However, I don't have the time to get good at anything. I draw between classes, and I am eventually going to be producing the contrails of noxious gas you so poignantly denounce.
I suppose if I had the time (i.e. retirement) I might get a little better, but consider the fact that I started doodling (poorly) in Calculus class in high school. I'm not exactly a professional.
I wonder, how much time did you invest in learning to draw? From what I've seen, you are undeniably talented. But still, some things ARE learned.
Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2007-01-29 23:03:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Here's something I just got from someone who works for World of Warcraft ~ it was done by a fan who sent it to them. I thought forthewin and other artists on Uber might like it. I think it's way cool.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v355/PermaSwooned/Pondscum.jpg
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-01-29 10:09:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I made a better one using Photoshop.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-01-24 12:48:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
MRR
Just for the hell of it.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2007-01-19 22:57:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i bet you can't wait till this little puppy hits 1m
Submitted by Qaarkk (user info) at 2007-01-08 15:45:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-01-08 14:33:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Man....is Stabkill still not able to tell a joke when he sees it?
FTW and I have an understanding. I drag this up onto MRR every so often, and I ge tto make photoshop jokes.
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2007-01-05 11:07:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HTBD is still going on about this photoshop vs. mspaint thing?
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-01-05 10:39:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah. The ladies love a guy with enough time to dick around, claiming to not use Photoshop.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2007-01-05 03:23:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by 501LatinVerbs (user info) at 2007-01-03 15:24:12 (#)
Ranking: 2
thats sick man. though i question how much time you have on your hands...
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A lot less than I did when I made this.
Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2007-01-04 21:41:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
holy balls!!!
Submitted by 501LatinVerbs (user info) at 2007-01-03 15:24:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
thats sick man. though i question how much time you have on your hands...
Submitted by nbading (user info) at 2007-01-03 09:51:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This sucks.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-01-03 09:12:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
CONFESS YOUR PHOTOSHOP SINS
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-01-02 23:00:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2007-01-01 04:15:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
this seems to be the only post on the entire fucking MRR that i haven't reviewed on the first day of 2007 so...here you go...happy new year
Submitted by aintnobarbiedoll_x (user info) at 2007-01-01 03:36:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I like the dripping water and then it turns int- You know it.
How long did it take?
Submitted by Teilomsas (user info) at 2006-12-28 20:07:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-12-27 13:38:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I've been using the same version of photoshop for so long, I have to run it from DOS.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-12-27 12:58:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Did you get the new version of photoshop yet? There's a great new filter: "MSPaint".
Makes good drawings look like mspaint renderings, complete with denial.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-12-26 01:00:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
That +1 was by far the best thing I got this Christmas. Thanks, buddy.
Submitted by dwype (user info) at 2006-12-26 00:00:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by hot_pocket (user info) at 2006-12-23 03:10:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i didnt rate this yet?
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2006-12-22 22:45:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
wow
Submitted by jdanm (user info) at 2006-12-18 03:32:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That's impressive
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2006-12-16 15:31:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Brother-in-spirit post:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/96894
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-12-15 16:02:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2006-12-13 16:41:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I will find a way to beat you to having the first post with 1 000 000 hits.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-12-07 15:43:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
It didn't take long at all.....
IN PHOTOSHOP!
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-12-05 07:23:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
long ass time?
Submitted by HoofFoot (user info) at 2006-12-05 07:14:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Woah!
I've been using MS Paint since my family got computer, some of them quite good, but this makes me feel worthless! How long did it take you to make it?
I read somewhere your computer rebooted couple of times, that must have been a nightmare to do everything that was lost again.
Submitted by _God (user info) at 2006-12-03 01:15:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I have just now signed up, but I have been a fan of this piece of work for a long-ass time, so it gets my first vote.
This thing really does deserve to transcend above and beyond the "+2" rating cap.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-12-02 05:27:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Jim_Lokus (user info) at 2006-12-01 16:20:32 (#)
Ranking: -2
The hits aren't because your piece of bullshit (so-called art) is worth anything other than the criticism it gets, you "ignorant" fuck, but then again, you're probably too stupid to figure that out on your own, aren't you douchebag-boy?......LOL.
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Hmm... What validity is there in your opinion? Oh wait, there isn't! How crazy is that!
Submitted by Jim_Lokus (user info) at 2006-12-01 16:20:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
The hits aren't because your piece of bullshit (so-called art) is worth anything other than the criticism it gets, you "ignorant" fuck, but then again, you're probably too stupid to figure that out on your own, aren't you douchebag-boy?......LOL.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-11-28 14:38:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
smooches
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-11-28 13:34:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
haha-
thanks asshole
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-11-28 13:27:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
It's because I tagged this "photoshop"
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-11-27 00:15:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Uh, what with all the hits? I thought this thing died.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-11-25 15:38:00 EST (#)
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Submitted by Jim_Lokus (user info) at 2006-11-23 17:08:10 (#)
Ranking: -2
What a fucking Charlatan.
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Main Entry: ig·no·rant
Pronunciation: 'ig-n(&-)r&nt
Function: adjective
1 a : destitute of knowledge or education <an ignorant society>; also : lacking knowledge or comprehension of the thing specified <parents ignorant of modern mathematics>
Submitted by Jim_Lokus (user info) at 2006-11-23 17:08:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
What a fucking Charlatan.
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char·la·tan (shärl-tn)
n.
A person fraudulently claiming knowledge and skills not possessed.
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-11-21 15:04:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-11-18 10:09:37 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-11-17 15:40:17 (#)
Ranking: -1
wikipedia article was fucking annoying
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I'd have to agree.
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well +2 for that
though it's not like ratings really matter on this post at this point, right
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2006-11-19 08:15:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
cannibal's children soup
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-11-19 07:15:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
cool
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-11-18 10:09:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-11-17 15:40:17 (#)
Ranking: -1
wikipedia article was fucking annoying
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I'd have to agree.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-11-17 15:40:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
wikipedia article was fucking annoying
Submitted by Newty (user info) at 2006-11-07 13:25:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
this is cool
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-11-06 11:46:30 EST (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-11-03 18:20:05 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-10-27 15:14:37 (#)
Ranking: 0
Photoshop?
hahahaha
Hadley makes me laugh
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As long as he keeps denying it, I'll keep being a jackass for no reason.
It's what I do.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-11-04 13:31:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-11-04 03:00:22 (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh, but I am sensitive. I'm the most sensitive guy I know. In fact, a stranger brushed past me on the street the other day, and it broke my arm. One time I didn't use fabric softener, and my shirt gave me thousands of tiny cuts.
Curse my sensitivity!
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I'd wipe away your tears but I'm afraid I'd tear your scleras.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2006-11-04 05:53:05 EST (#)
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i'm going with an asian
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-11-04 03:40:53 EST (#)
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im going with photoshop
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-11-04 03:00:22 EST (#)
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Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-11-03 18:31:37 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-09-08 01:01:47 (#)
Ranking: -2
Just come clean on this, you fucking prick. You used photoshop so that you could sell your shitty art to virgin chicks who think you're sensitive, you gas mask-wearing fuck.
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHAHAHHAHA
HE'S ONTO YOU!
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Oh, but I am sensitive. I'm the most sensitive guy I know. In fact, a stranger brushed past me on the street the other day, and it broke my arm. One time I didn't use fabric softener, and my shirt gave me thousands of tiny cuts.
Curse my sensitivity!
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-11-03 18:31:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-09-08 01:01:47 (#)
Ranking: -2
Just come clean on this, you fucking prick. You used photoshop so that you could sell your shitty art to virgin chicks who think you're sensitive, you gas mask-wearing fuck.
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHAHAHHAHA
HE'S ONTO YOU!
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-11-03 18:20:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-10-27 15:14:37 (#)
Ranking: 0
Photoshop?
hahahaha
Hadley makes me laugh
Submitted by ShakeyBear (user info) at 2006-11-02 11:30:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Awesome
Submitted by MadameDestrukt (user info) at 2006-11-02 02:14:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Is that Linda the hulking lungfish? Going after Pikachu? It better be.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-10-27 15:14:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Photoshop?
Submitted by garudave (user info) at 2006-10-27 15:05:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This might be too good.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-10-26 22:54:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
or no, bad link...it was
http://meatspin.com
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-10-26 22:54:02 EDT (#)
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I think I saw someone already do this...
http://www.lemonparty.org
Submitted by lordofthepost (user info) at 2006-10-24 23:13:0