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Let's Collectivly Spam This Person (2401 hits)

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Rating: -0.8 on 16 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by WiLL ZoNE (View user info) at 2006-02-19 21:30:17 EST


This one arrived in my inbox this morning...

--------------------------------
Dear Sir,

Good day to you

My name is Amy Delane, an American soldier serving in the US military of the
1st Armored Division in Iraq. We have just been posted out of Iraq to Germany
but I am presently in Senegal at the mean time. My superior and I moved some
large funds belonging to Saddam Hussein,worth (£15.3M)Fifteene million three
hundred thousand euros) This money is being kept safe in a security company.
Click on this link to read about events that took place here.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/2988455.stm

Basically since we are working for the government we cannot keep these funds,
but we want to transfer and move the funds to you, so that you can keep it for
us in your safe account or an offshore account. We will divide the total funds
in three ways, since we are three involved.This means that you will take 30%, I
will take 30%, and my superior will take 30%. 10% will be kept aside for
expenses. This business is confidential, and it should not be discussed with
anyone.There is no risk involved whatsoever.

If you are interested i will send you the details as my job is to find a good
partner that we can trust and that will assist us. Can i trust you? When you
receive this letter, kindly send me an e-mail signifying your interest including
your most confidential telephone/fax numbers for quick communication as well a
your contact details. This business is risk free. Please reply me via this email
for security reasons.

Respectfully submitted
Amy Delane

amy_delane11.at.yahoo.co.uk

-----------------------

How'd these people get my email address...I'll never know.

I love the use of the Iraq war as the way to win me over.

Is there a way to spam this address, or give the email address to some giant SPAM corporation?

-Will



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Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2006-03-02 18:38:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-02-19 21:41:39 (#)
Ranking: -1

It's a shill account. They use it to collect address. As far as how they got your address? $100 will buy 100,000 addresses. Yours was one of them. Stop giving your email address to porn sites.

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Then how is he going to get good porn torrents, motherfucker?

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-02 18:29:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2006-02-19 21:31:41 (#)
Ranking: 0

And yes, I'm an asslicker for the wrong spelling of "Collectively" in the fucking title.

No- You were an asslicker even BEFORE you fucking up the spelling of collectively.

Now, you're a fucking dumbass AND an asslicker.

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-02-20 19:32:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

where are the black people?

Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2006-02-20 11:02:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

For fucks sake......

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-02-20 10:50:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

These things belong in your "deleted items folder", not on Übersite.

Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2006-02-20 10:14:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

with all due respect Will, I think you have special needs

Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2006-02-20 04:15:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

uhh

Submitted by precision (user info) at 2006-02-20 02:03:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

go to http://www.419eater.com they will mess these guys up.

Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2006-02-19 21:55:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

this is how you handle junkmail, a guide for idiots and willzone.

1)select message from unknown sender
2)delete message from unknown sender




Submitted by ScottPeterson (user info) at 2006-02-19 21:53:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

just report it to your ISP and be done with it

life is too short

Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2006-02-19 21:48:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

wet poopy

Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-02-19 21:41:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

It's a shill account. They use it to collect address. As far as how they got your address? $100 will buy 100,000 addresses. Yours was one of them. Stop giving your email address to porn sites.

Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2006-02-19 21:36:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Will: Forward the email to the FBI.

http://www.ic3.gov/ They investigate these types of scam emails internationally.

Be a good citizen and help fight crime.


Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2006-02-19 21:35:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0


Reply with an email saying that you're a prince from Nicaragua, and you need to move 7,000,000 Dollars into an American account..... and so forth and so on.

See what they say.

Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2006-02-19 21:32:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Shenanigans. Not you, her.

Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2006-02-19 21:31:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

And yes, I'm an asslicker for the wrong spelling of "Collectively" in the fucking title.


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