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Spidey!! Also, Ainkara comes to America! (891 hits)

Category: Science & Environmental

Rating: 0.94 on 40 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Ainkara (View user info) at 2006-03-21 05:51:13 EST


If anyone has the slightest idea what this spider could possibly be, I'd like to know. She's living in my backyard. I've also seen ones that look like her, but are orangey red. Oh, and everyone be happy that I have a digital camera now.

On another note, I officially get to LA at 9:45 am or so on the 11th June. I then fly out to Chicago, then another short flight to Kalamazoo. Hurray for me!!!

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Submitted by Ainkara (user info) at 2006-03-28 05:33:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Mike, where's Syracuse?

Oh and she's a garden orb weaver I think. She's losing her colour though, not as bright yellow as she was. Maybe that means she's close to laying her eggs.

Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2006-03-23 09:34:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2006-03-21 07:44:09 (#)
Ranking: 2

It's some sort of orbweaver.


This is the first thing I thought as well. Orb Weavers are the coolest spiders ever.

Come to Syracuse.

Submitted by Ainkara (user info) at 2006-03-21 20:21:04 EST (#)
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I'll be making a day trip to Chicago at some point I'm sure. I get days off from camp too I think. And some nights off. Although technically because of your stupid laws I'm not old enough to drink there. Lucky I don't drink anyway really.

Submitted by j0andre1 (user info) at 2006-03-21 19:30:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Ubercon West Michigan.

After I run background checks on all of you.

Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2006-03-21 18:39:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

visit big rapids michigan, and we'll party

Submitted by Ainkara (user info) at 2006-03-21 18:19:49 EST (#)
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I'm flying to Kalamazoo because the summer camp I will be working at is near there. I'll be working there for 9 weeks, and then travelling around. I'm definately going to New York, California somewhere, and probably other places too. Yay!

Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2006-03-21 12:51:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Why Kalamazoo?






Nice spider pic.

Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2006-03-21 11:00:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-03-21 10:59:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

haha

Submitted by j0andre1 (user info) at 2006-03-21 10:48:45 EST (#)
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Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-03-21 10:19:49 (#)
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haha, well, in my little burg we breed outside out own families.

i think "the hills have eyes" was based on kalamazoo.
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Inbreeding is all relative, brother.

Both my parents AND my grandparents are related. However, around here we gauge retardidity on a level of twitches per hour.

And I only have 3.

Princeton here I come!

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-21 10:24:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

But I don't LIVE in Kalamafuckingzoo.

Then, catch the connection to Hilton Head Island and I'll be plugging it in you in no time at all.

Oh, and the spider is accurately scientifically identified as "arachnid cunnilingus".

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-03-21 10:19:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

haha, well, in my little burg we breed outside out own families.

i think "the hills have eyes" was based on kalamazoo.

Submitted by j0andre1 (user info) at 2006-03-21 10:08:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-03-21 10:00:06 (#)
Ranking: 0

kalamazoo....hahaha

Indoor plumbing since aught four
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What are you talking about, we just discovered the lightbulb, bitch!

What's your city have??

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-03-21 10:00:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

kalamazoo....hahaha

Indoor plumbing since aught four

Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2006-03-21 09:58:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

spiders are cool
haven't a clue what kind it is

Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2006-03-21 09:47:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Is there something very specific in Kalamazoo? Don't you have to take a charter plane from Detroit to get there or something? Just come to NYC--we're friendly folk.

Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2006-03-21 09:27:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

perhaps it is just the angle or the extreme close-up by which you took this shot, but that spidey looks like it could eat a kangaroo. No seriously, it looks freaking huge.

Haha, you have to fly into LA.

My flatmate's cat eats our resident spiders, yum.

Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2006-03-21 09:01:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Her name is Charlotte

Submitted by Astropath (user info) at 2006-03-21 08:53:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

'Arachniphobia 2: Electric Boogaloo
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ahahahahahaha

Submitted by j0andre1 (user info) at 2006-03-21 08:47:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

What the Fuck??

I live in Kalamazoo!

Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-03-21 08:35:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-03-21 08:12:19 (#)
Ranking: 0

Why would you come to America to see Kalamazoo? Were all the good trips taken?
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I think she must have lost a bet.

Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2006-03-21 08:35:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

GO AMERICA WOO!

You'll see my goodbye post in a day or two. Hoorah!

Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2006-03-21 08:19:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm pretty sure that the "golden" part refers to the web not actually the spider.

It's a broad grouping.

Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-03-21 08:12:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Why would you come to America to see Kalamazoo? Were all the good trips taken?

Submitted by Ainkara (user info) at 2006-03-21 08:07:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm not going to kill her. She's pretty. Even though I hate spiders. I thought orb weaver too, but the pics I saw of a golden orb weaver look nothing like her.

I'm not going to be in LA long when I first get there, my flight to Kalamazoo leaves at 2pm. But, I will be back there, as my flight home is from LA, to give myself the excuse to sightsee.

Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-03-21 07:48:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Kill it. A 12 guage shotgun should do it.

Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2006-03-21 07:44:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

It's some sort of orbweaver.

If I had to guess, I'd say it was a golden garden orbweaver.

4 spots on it's back, like on a dice.

Non-venomous.

Female.

About 1 year old.

Called Sharon.



Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2006-03-21 07:09:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

That's a really cool picture.

Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2006-03-21 07:07:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

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Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2006-03-21 06:52:34 (#)
Ranking: 1

my rapes slaves bring all the rapes to the yard..


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Terrifying

Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2006-03-21 06:55:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

that spider needs to be treated with a can of WD40 and a lighter.

Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2006-03-21 06:52:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

my rapes slaves bring all the rapes to the yard..


Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-03-21 06:44:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-03-21 06:42:24 (#)
Ranking: 1

so when you are in LA can I lay you at your layover?


(is that vulgar, pathetic, and creepy enough for everybody?)

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We have a winner.

-Dave

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-03-21 06:42:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

so when you are in LA can I lay you at your layover?


(is that vulgar, pathetic, and creepy enough for everybody?)

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-21 06:37:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I





HAAAAAATE

Spiders...







*shiver*

Submitted by Ainkara (user info) at 2006-03-21 06:22:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I have another picture too, where you can see it's back properly. There are four little dots on it for some reason...

But of course, I'm so pathetic I can't figure out how to get more than one image into paint. I suck.

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-03-21 06:18:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I need sleep or a woman. Prefereably both. Here at work though, I'm not going to get either. Tuesday sucks monkey balls.

Spiders are our friends.

Submitted by gonefiguring (user info) at 2006-03-21 06:14:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-03-21 06:10:38 (#)
Ranking: 0

<insert vulgar, creepy and rather pathetic comment here>
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That's an Australian Soul-Sucking Spider. It's pale in color compared to it's relatives in the area because it has not yet supped it's fill of the very life of animals and children. Poke it and see.

If you bring that thing to LA, the Governor of Calipornia (sic) will have to annihilate it, you, everyone on the plane, and a couple square miles of high-value real estate to prevent it from trying out for 'Arachniphobia 2: Electric Boogaloo", becoming famous, and making uninformed political statements from the stage on Oscar night.

Anything to help, Berty.

Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-03-21 06:14:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

<insert creepy, vulgar and inappropriate follow-up to Berty's comment here>

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-03-21 06:10:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

<insert vulgar, creepy and rather pathetic comment here>

Submitted by FuckTheArmy (user info) at 2006-03-21 06:09:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Enjoy your holiday.

I still remember the incident about ubercon Sydney and the... lack of organisation. That's not to say I hold grudges; I just don't forget things.

Why did we stop talking?


You are not my son!

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