Ainkaracon06 in America WOOOOO (896 hits)
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Submitted by Ainkara (View user info) at 2006-06-08 09:08:29 EDT
I'm coming to America. In 3 days. I'll be in Michigan (Decatur) at a summer camp for 9 weeks, and then I get to travel around. Anyone have any ideas of things for me to see around the NY area?
Also, Ainkaracon will actually finally be happening. Yay! At the moment, I'm setting dates for 25-26-27 of August to party down. I'm sure more details will be to follow later.
Any tips for travelling in America?
Oh, and since it's Thursday, and this post isn't very long, and I'm bored, Here's a photo of my two kitties having a showdown. You can see one of them is about to pounce...
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-09-18 11:04:13 EDT (#)
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While I'm happy for you, I don't think this qualifies as a post. Good luck, and the biggest tip I can tell you is to buy a gun that has it's serial numbers scratched off and keep it with you at all times.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-09-18 10:59:41 EDT (#)
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Tip # 23: "Don't eat the schnitzel, it's Schnauzer"
Tip # 731: "If you get a chance, suck Shlongy off"
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2006-09-18 10:49:48 EDT (#)
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i'm never drinking again
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2006-09-02 07:24:45 EDT (#)
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U kno u want some mo
U kno u want some mo
U kno u want some mo
U kno u want some mo
Bucken--Bucken NakED
(that girl is just a freak)
Bucken NakED
(Inbetween the sheets)
Bucken NakED
(Girl I gotta go)
Bucken NakED
U kno u want some mo
C'mon baby girl
I know that you a freak
I wanna see you bucken naked inbetween the sheets
so drop that G-String, or pull it to the side
Don Ron Freaky wanna take it for a ride
I know that thing is fat
I like it like that
So turn around baby let me hit it from the back
Duck your ass on top
And ride it real slow
buck that thing like you in the rodeo
Wha (neighing)
Bucken NakED
(that girl is just a freak)
Bucken NakED
(Inbetween the sheets)
Bucken NakED
(Girl I gotta go)
Bucken NakED
U kno u want some mo
So you want a freak
inbetween the sheets
just like a whale, ya gotta go deep
it takes a lotta man to satisfy me
so if you're comin short
you gotta step b
I'm the type of chick
that pays to intrigue
If you can't hang, you better step, see
Hit it from the back
you better do it right
I don't give it damn if it takes all night (wha)
Bucken NakED
(that girl is just a freak)
Bucken NakED
(Inbetween the sheets)
Bucken NakED
(Girl I gotta go)
Bucken NakED
U kno u want some mo
I'm not a chicken so you can't turn me out
if you can't work it then you take it down south
I like diamonds
and trips around the world
if you're lookin for a flipper, you got the wrong girl (hit it)
Bucken NakED
(that girl is just a freak)
Bucken NakED
(Inbetween the sheets)
Bucken NakED
(Girl I gotta go)
Bucken NakED
U kno u want some mo
(Fade to black)
Submitted by Ainkara (user info) at 2006-07-31 22:15:29 EDT (#)
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I'm not going to be there at that time, dammit...
I'm in Chicago from the 14th of August to the 22nd, then I'm up in Boston, then I'm down to NYC to pick up the boyfriend on the 1st of September. From there, I'm hanging around NYC for the weekend, going out to Niagara, down to DC, back up to NYC, then flying over to San Fran on the 11th of Sept. Yay!!!
Go me...
Camp is hot. Michigan weather sucks. That is all.
Submitted by moneyshotforyou (user info) at 2006-07-26 16:24:02 EDT (#)
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Having a huge party here on the 5th of AUG if you are rolling through here around that time.
(Maryland)
Submitted by JohnGalt (user info) at 2006-07-26 16:18:39 EDT (#)
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Hmm...things to do in the NY area? Oh yeah...ME!!!
We can go cow tipping and drink beer during the race on Sunday. Get 'r done! Man...Central/Southern NY (along with PA) are more redneck than NC. Why the hell did no one warn me?
Anyway, since I assume you actually meant NYC, I can't help. But I would like to show up and hang out with Uber peoples. I still haven't gone to the city yet (and I've been here for over a year now), so maybe Durae and I can finally go. It's only like 3 1/2 hours away now.
Submitted by DirtyDoubleEntendre (user info) at 2006-06-19 01:30:38 EDT (#)
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Crap, I live here.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-19 01:17:44 EDT (#)
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Tips to travel to America: cover yourself in oil so you'll slip between the fat people.
Submitted by DirtyDoubleEntendre (user info) at 2006-06-19 01:01:15 EDT (#)
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My one tip for traveling in America: don't.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-06-19 00:53:51 EDT (#)
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Any tips for travelling in America?
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If you're driving places, stay off the interstates.
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2006-06-18 23:48:35 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Ainkara (user info) at 2006-06-08 09:19:56 (#)
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Meth, thanks.
Shadow, sweety, Australia is the most multi-cultural country in the world. That includes America. We got lots of different food here too :P
Oh and I forgot to mention that Ainkaracon will be up near Boston. Well, I've still yet to confirm with Dan, but he said he'd give me a party last time I spoke to him.
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Fuckin sweet, dan is awesome
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2006-06-09 12:53:11 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Ainkara (user info) at 2006-06-08 23:54:49 (#)
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I"m going to a camp near Kalamazoo for 9 weeks, not Detroit. Infact, from all I've heard, I'm thinking of avoiding Detroit all together.
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Don't knock Detroit. Yeah the downtown sucks, the economy is worse, the weather is unpredictable. Wait...get me the fuck out!!!
If you need someone to show you the ropes, I'm the man for the job.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-06-09 00:21:20 EDT (#)
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I hear East Harlem in NY is nice nowadays.
And I highly suggest you visit Alphabet City in Manhattan.
Oh, the times you'll have!
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-06-09 00:15:18 EDT (#)
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My advice is that you travel to Kansas and see all they've got to offer there. It is a very underrated plot of land, Kansas. And if you get bored of that (please!), Nebraska is right next door.
Submitted by Ainkara (user info) at 2006-06-08 23:54:49 EDT (#)
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I"m going to a camp near Kalamazoo for 9 weeks, not Detroit. Infact, from all I've heard, I'm thinking of avoiding Detroit all together.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2006-06-08 23:41:19 EDT (#)
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keep in touch. ill be free in august.
Submitted by BrownEyedGirrl (user info) at 2006-06-08 17:26:14 EDT (#)
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You'll enjoy Niagra Falls.. you'll be able to see Canada from there!!
I'll wave!!
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-08 15:11:53 EDT (#)
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Chopper, sic balls.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2006-06-08 15:07:34 EDT (#)
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Shadow, sweety, Australia is the most multi-cultural country in the world.
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According to my sociology prof., Brazil is the most multi-cultural country in the world.
Don't hang out with Herpes when you're in Michigan, he's gay.
And why are you flying into Kalamazoo if you're going to Detroit? I think I may have missed something.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2006-06-08 15:03:53 EDT (#)
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Listen, New York is not in Michigan.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-06-08 13:57:59 EDT (#)
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Hey you... check out "the first post I read" on my labels.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2006-06-08 11:20:16 EDT (#)
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ubershadow.at.hotmail.com
for the Ainkaracon and your time in the DC area, there are plenty of Uber tourguides around here.
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2006-06-08 11:13:26 EDT (#)
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You should sign on to AIM so I can give you my digits for when you're in Michigan.
Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2006-06-08 11:13:05 EDT (#)
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Michigan eh?
You'll be right on top of me (sweeeeeeeeeeeeeet) in Indy in that case.
As for what to see NYC is a must so is Vegas. On both trips make sure you make time to see the Grand Canyon which really is Amazing and Niagra Falls. Although thinking about it if you're in Michiagan you'd probably be jsut as easy to do the falls as a seperate trip as it's not to far.
Check out as many of the major cities as you can because they're all so different from the ones back home. Citties I would recomend would be NYC and Vegas obvious. Chicago, Washington, Indy is pretty cool and you'd have a friendly face to show you around ;o) and St Louis has this big Arch thing that's quite nice.
Do the west coast if you can but I can't say much more than that because I haven't made it out their yet.
Unless your into history ignore anything they say is of historical intrest because unless it's Indian it'll probably be 50 years old.
That's about it from me.
Oh one last thing try to get south of the Mason Dixie line and check out the country side and the country people that will be an experiance you Never forget.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-06-08 10:43:10 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Ainkara (user info) at 2006-06-08 09:19:56 (#)
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Meth, thanks.
Shadow, sweety, Australia is the most multi-cultural country in the world. That includes America. We got lots of different food here too :P
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How do you figure?
I mean multi-cultural is hard to define, especially hard to quantify. I am sure we have more people in the US who don't speak english, does that help? We have huge areas where people speak another language at home.
When I spent a week in brisbane and the Gold coast it was whiter than anywhere I have ever been in America, and that includes Kansas which is right smack in the middle of "white" America. Maybe those places don't have as many immigrants, but it didn't seem multi cultural.
Submitted by Ainkara (user info) at 2006-06-08 10:18:16 EDT (#)
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Most Aussies do drink. A lot. I just don't like it. And male strippers are awful. Never seen any, don't plan to. Male g-string is the worst invention ever.
Me and the boyfriend are heading over to Niagara Falls when he gets up there with me. Should be fun. And wet.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-08 10:16:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-06-08 09:12:13 (#)
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Yes, listen to the flagrant Canadian homosexual, because the ONLY thing to eat in America is McDonalds
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He's right you know.
Submitted by gonefiguring (user info) at 2006-06-08 10:13:39 EDT (#)
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They have guy strippers too, if you must. Dunno why you would, though.
Hokay, skip the strippers and go see Niagara Falls. You can walk under (and get beaten sensless by, if you're not careful) the water on the American side. It's in upstate NY. Very nice.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-06-08 10:11:43 EDT (#)
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Ok, you won't drink or see strippers. What the fuck is wrong with Australians?
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2006-06-08 10:11:40 EDT (#)
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Hey strip clubs can be fun for both sexes, and you get drive the men folk wild because you can touch.
Submitted by Ainkara (user info) at 2006-06-08 10:09:24 EDT (#)
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I'm a girl. Why would I want to see strippers, who enjoy their work or otherwise?
Submitted by gonefiguring (user info) at 2006-06-08 10:06:14 EDT (#)
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There's a NASCAR race that weekend in Bristol, Tennessee. You want a snapshot of America and some great stuff to post on Uber, go there. While in the area, you can visit Nashville, and of course the Jack Daniel's Distillery, all the while taking in some excellent mountain scenery.
If you want to see Americans that will confirm for you what the rest of the world thinks of Americans, go to New York City or Texas. If you want to see what happened to most of the hippies, go to Oregon. If you want to see what American values were, go to the Midwest. If you want to see what has happened to those values, go to Las Vegas, Los Angeles, Miami, or Washington DC.
If you want to see great strippers who enjoy their work, go to Windsor. It's right across the border from Detroit in Canada.
Submitted by Ainkara (user info) at 2006-06-08 09:55:10 EDT (#)
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I don't particularly like beer. Or any alcohol for that matter. And I'm underage for drinking up there. But maybe I'll find a way around that and try it anyway. But probably not.
Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2006-06-08 09:47:16 EDT (#)
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Here ---> http://www.bellsbeer.com/
Here's the Oberon...sooooo good. 6% too.
http://www.bellsbeer.com/branddetail.asp?BrandID=7
Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2006-06-08 09:45:20 EDT (#)
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If you're going to be near Kalamazoo I would check out Bell's. It's a brewery. They have really good beer and pretty decent food as well. If you go, you HAVE to try Oberon. It's the greatest beer in the history of the universe.
Remember...Bell's Oberon.
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2006-06-08 09:43:32 EDT (#)
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United are a fucking nightmare.
They delayed us by over a day getting home.
But it wasn't all bad, as they gave us a $5 food voucher!!!
Who the hell has money left for food after a weekend in Vegas?
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2006-06-08 09:42:56 EDT (#)
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Come to New York City. It's like....the best. Except for the air pollution. And the shady areas of the Bronx near where I live. And the crowded tourist spots. And the traffic.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2006-06-08 09:41:00 EDT (#)
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Last time I went to NY (driving) it was about 4 hours, that was to get to JMG's, but it's easily a two day drive to get to FL so perhaps my previously stated geography should be ammended.
Submitted by Ainkara (user info) at 2006-06-08 09:40:57 EDT (#)
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I think I am flying United... From LA to Chicago, then to Kalamazoo. I think. Maybe I should check my ticket...
And no Phuzzy, alas, I already have my flight home booked. It's long enough as it is without dropping by South Africa. This flight is going to kill me on Sunday.... I leave Perth at 5:50 am, don't get to Kalamazoo until 11:00 pm or so. Which, with time zone changes and stuff works out to about 34 hours. Yay. I'm thinking I'm going to be very confused at first. I figured out that when I get to LA, at 9:45 am LA time, it will be about midnight my time. So I'll be expecting it to be dark... But it won't be....
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2006-06-08 09:35:44 EDT (#)
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Go to Canada
Submitted by moneyshotforyou (user info) at 2006-06-08 09:33:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2006-06-08 09:29:28 (#)
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MD is south of NY, north of Florida, sort of mid-atlantic.... ok very mid atlantic. WE HAVE AWESOME SEAFOOD.
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Yes, yes we do.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-06-08 09:30:46 EDT (#)
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NAth is right. Don't fly United. It will be the death of you.
Although, you'll get to see at least four extra states you didn't plan on seeing... :)
You gonna stop and visit me on your way home?
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2006-06-08 09:29:28 EDT (#)
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MD is south of NY, north of Florida, sort of mid-atlantic.... ok very mid atlantic. WE HAVE AWESOME SEAFOOD.
Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2006-06-08 09:28:19 EDT (#)
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You do realize you are going to one of the shittiest states in the country right? An NYC trip will make it worthwhile but still, fucking Michigan? Fuck.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2006-06-08 09:27:50 EDT (#)
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ha, cheese and chocolate... we loves 'em
Really you say that Australia is multi-cultural eh? And here I thought it was just whites and Aborigonese(sp) shows my ignorance. I've been all the hell over the northern hemisphere, but I've never dropped below the equator so my frame of reference is null there I assume. Might be coming into a lil bit o money soon, I think it's time to head south.
Murder of a flight though.
Submitted by Ainkara (user info) at 2006-06-08 09:27:30 EDT (#)
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Refresh my memory... Which state is MD? Oh, and I'm only 20, so I can't technically go out drinking up there. And I don't really drink anyway.
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2006-06-08 09:27:02 EDT (#)
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Best tip I can offer is don't fly united, as the bastards will rob you blind (not just money, but time and soul) and always give black guys the homeboy salute. Especially if you visit the bronx.
Submitted by moneyshotforyou (user info) at 2006-06-08 09:25:25 EDT (#)
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If you are coming through MD you can always stop by here for a beer.
Submitted by Ainkara (user info) at 2006-06-08 09:22:15 EDT (#)
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Did I say NY cuisine in particular? No, I just said American food. For instance, my boyfriend tells me the bread is a lot sweeter up there. Funnily enough it was like that in Indonesia too. You guys don't like cheese and chocolate up there do you?
Submitted by Ainkara (user info) at 2006-06-08 09:19:56 EDT (#)
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Meth, thanks.
Shadow, sweety, Australia is the most multi-cultural country in the world. That includes America. We got lots of different food here too :P
Oh and I forgot to mention that Ainkaracon will be up near Boston. Well, I've still yet to confirm with Dan, but he said he'd give me a party last time I spoke to him.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-06-08 09:19:34 EDT (#)
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New York has some of the best food and restaurants in the world, from ALL OVER the world. It's not like we have specific artery clogging "NY Cuisine" here. You can get aaaaaanything you want here.
I don't understand why people say that shit.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2006-06-08 09:19:32 EDT (#)
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get a job you fucking dole bludging cunt
Submitted by Ainkara (user info) at 2006-06-08 09:17:40 EDT (#)
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I'm travelling all over the place, DC for a little bit I think, NY, up to Bostonish area, then back down to NY, then over to San Fran and LA and stuff, then home.
And my cats are both females.
Peptol whatever is stuff for your tummy right? That might be a good idea... I hear American food is a lot richer than anything I'm used to. Joy.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2006-06-08 09:16:23 EDT (#)
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tip #1 eat as much by the way of foreign food as you can.
What? We're a country of immigrants, take advantage of the opportunity is all I'm sayin'... nothing wrong with American "cuisine"... really...
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-06-08 09:16:02 EDT (#)
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Ok, so listen, I'll totally take you around NY and show you all the good spots, and I'll take one for the team and sleep with you, but don't get all gushy and teary eyed on me, because the LAST thing I need is a hot, sexy, weepy Australian chick on my hands.
= )
Submitted by MichelleNJ (user info) at 2006-06-08 09:14:51 EDT (#)
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You could go to North Jersey... it's the same as NY.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-06-08 09:13:59 EDT (#)
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+2 Michigan
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2006-06-08 09:13:04 EDT (#)
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It's a shame you'll be in NY and not DC or MD because THEN I would be able to give some kind of adviice, talk to Method or JMG i think, there are lots of peeps from uber in that area.
Hell Razor and the crew used to come up there all the time...
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-06-08 09:12:13 EDT (#)
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Yes, listen to the flagrant Canadian homosexual, because the ONLY thing to eat in America is McDonalds
Idiot
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2006-06-08 09:12:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-06-08 09:10:55 (#)
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When you come to NY, let me know so we can have drinks and extra marital relations.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-08 09:11:19 EDT (#)
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Any tips for travelling in America? """
Bring Pepto Bismol.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-06-08 09:10:55 EDT (#)
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When you come to NY, let me know so we can have drinks and extra marital relations.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-08 09:10:31 EDT (#)
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The male cat smells the scent of the female cat. Ycchhhhhhh