Ushering In A New Era: The Vidwhore (8852 hits)
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Submitted by Bart Cilfone <uberuser.at.cilfone.com> (View user info) at 2006-06-12 00:32:56 EDT
"We must become the change we want to see in the world" - Gandhi
My friends, it certainly has been a long time.
I've been around but not too actively involved with Ubersite in recent months. There are a lot of reasons for this - little free time, writer's block, personal tragedies, job related stress, etc. - but generally it's been because I simply haven't felt like I've had anything to say. When I have had something to say, I haven't been able to find the time to say it.
What I've noticed in the meantime is that this site is pretty much able to go on without me. By "pretty much", I mean that there is still new stuff every day including a lot of quality things as well as the usual quotient of worthless bullshit. However, the difference is that I feel like the entire thing is losing its vision - its sense of purpose - and the result is that the quality things are obscured by the worthless bullshit, buried in a chaotic mess of teenage angst, annoying catch phrases, and lame cliche web pictures.
To put it bluntly, I think you're all idiots.
To put it slightly more politely, I think 90% of you are idiots. Your lame attempts at humor are topped only by your horrendous attempts at creating basic grammatical structures using the English language. Your mob ruled creative wit ranks alongside feats such as the sinking of the Titanic and the crashing of the Hindenburg in the context of colossal disasters of human civilization.
Take heart though - you are not to blame, at least not entirely. While you should be ashamed of the consequences of your pitiful actions, those who do not act should be more ashamed. Even if you voted for the train wreck that is George W. Bush in the last US presidential election, over one third of the registered voters didn't bother to vote at all.
As Obi Wan Kenobi said in the original Star Wars, "Whose the more foolish - the fool or the fool who follows him?" That doesn't really apply here, but I believe it's close enough that you can see my point nonetheless.
And this friends is why I am here today. Today will be a day long remembered for it has seen the return of Bart Cilfone and it shall soon see the beginning of a new era of Ubersite, dare I say a new era of mankind.
I introduce to you and to the world, the Vidwhore.
While there are plenty of websites out there that bring video directly to you, they tend towards the high brow side of the spectrum - movie trailers, funny commercials, man getting hit in crotch with football, etc. Perform a search on YouTube for the word Vidwhore and you get zero results. A search for the word Vidwhore on all of Google returns a paltry 15 results.
Vidwhore - A person who creates a video with no purpose whatsoever other than to serve as an excuse for publishing a video of himself.
In this case, I recently purchased a MacBook that has a built in iSight camera and decided to record an eighty second video clip of myself reciting the famous courtroom monologue given by Jack Nicholson's character in the movie A Few Good Men. The quality of this video is very poor, I am not impersonating Jack Nicholson, and to be honest there is no reason why anyone in their right mind would want to view this video.
The perfect Vidwhore. Enjoy.
first_ever_vidwhore.mov (1 MB) [video/quicktime]
User Reviews
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2007-03-19 19:58:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey Bart ! I voicerewhoremix'ed you :http://www.ubersite.com/m/99854
Good day !
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-03-19 19:49:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Needs more Jack Nic-
oh...
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-01-26 18:45:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hello, Bart.
I am sorry I used this post on the plagiarism bandwagon. It was silly of me. I will try to do better things in the future. I hope you can accept my humble apology.
Thanks,
Matt
Submitted by DarthFaded (user info) at 2007-01-19 15:06:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Personally I think that Bart is so infamous on this site... it has nothing to do with his title...
Bart is like a Carwreck, you just gotta stop and look....
Bravo Bart.... Bravo...
Submitted by Murphy1844 (user info) at 2006-09-17 04:15:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Bart: There's a reason why good actors (Jack) are considered good actors. They're good. You suck. Although a good idea, it seemed you put a lot of effort in to being good, and you weren't. Also, the idea of Vidwhore is stupid at best. Really, really stupid at worst. If this is a test (which I think your whole website is)...
...then you've FAILED.
Bum bum BUM!
Murphy
Submitted by Ejryuu (user info) at 2006-08-29 12:58:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
You're right.
Submitted by The_Mighty_Badger (user info) at 2006-08-10 08:32:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
subtle
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-08-03 13:31:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Is darko really that bad bart. Give him another chance.
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-08-02 01:25:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2006-06-13 03:23:15 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-06-13 00:32:47 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Vengance (user info) at 2006-06-12 11:23:46 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-06-12 10:38:36 (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh man, I'm so screwed. Everyone anylizes everything I say now...
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You misspelled 'analyzes'.
;)
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You misspelled "vengeance."
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You misspelled "Jeannee"
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You misspelled 86
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-08-02 01:23:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It really hurts to feel like I am less importantr than other uberers
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-08-02 01:17:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
pweeeeeeeeeease?
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-08-02 01:13:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hookhand was making fun of my impotency yesterday when I met him, I don't like that :'(
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-08-02 01:13:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Just tell me what I have to do to get my ratings back and I will do it.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-08-02 01:10:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
can I have my ratings back please?
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-07-29 04:01:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Bart,
I love you.
Your friend,
Steve
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-07-29 03:59:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
darko seems fun enough, be a nice guy and give him his ratings back. What could possibly go wrong.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-07-29 02:40:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
when do i get my ratingsb ack/
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-07-26 09:41:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Or am I going insane?
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-07-26 09:41:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That's better.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-07-26 09:35:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Did you just change the font? Change it back.
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2006-07-25 02:28:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-06-12 00:56:37 (#)
Ranking: 2
I dunno dude, people like Kent Weirdo have done a bunch of these, I don't see what's so great about this.
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And HOW!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/80205
http://www.ubersite.com/m/80803
http://www.ubersite.com/m/81071
http://www.ubersite.com/m/81903
http://www.ubersite.com/m/85447
I 'vidwhored' this shit five times over already.
You owe me money now.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2006-07-23 04:01:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Ubersite without Ubermadness sucks
get it together
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-07-23 01:59:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2006-07-23 01:25:03 (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-06-12 13:25:32 (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm proud to be in the 90% of Uber that's shit. It's not easy to suck this bad, but it's worth it.
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On a side note, I find it very entertaining that there is such a large number of reviews with people begging Bart for his validation of their mere existence.
"Bart tell me I'm not part of the 90% that sucks. Bart, please. PLEEEEASE. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE! PUHHHLEAAAAASE, BART!"
At what point did some of you wake up and realize that you care what his opinion is? I promise, I don't mean that the way it sounds. Look...Bart is just like everyone else in the world. He is like everyone else that has family and friends and a job and he shits, too.
I believe that everyone here deserves the same consideration. I respect everyone on an equal level. And that's the way I think it should be. None of this "oh, it's King Bart, I must humble myself." Surely you have enough self-respect to not do this.
I'm not saying I don't like Bart by any means. He's a cool guy. But at the end of the day, he's the same as everyone else. I guess I will never get that about Ubersite...why some of you are just so weird about stuff like this.
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Bart created the site, therefore bart is on par to god(ilikesteak). It went like this. On the first day, bart said I'll make ubersite as an expariment. On the second day he gave Uber a working rating system. On the third day, bart made B@W, as a reward for the very best posts. On the fourth day, he made MVA, for those who've been posting forever, or have purely amazing posts consistently, or just managed to get B@W more than once. On the fifth day bart decided to allow us to see what everybody was rating at the time, and gave us the most recent reviews. On the sixth day most heated was created, just for the fun of it. And on the seventh day bart said "Fuck it", and let uber go from there. After that, shitty alters were made, and we got kicked out of the garden of eden that was uber before the constantly bitched about decline. He's like jeebus.
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2006-07-23 01:25:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-06-12 13:25:32 (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm proud to be in the 90% of Uber that's shit. It's not easy to suck this bad, but it's worth it.
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On a side note, I find it very entertaining that there is such a large number of reviews with people begging Bart for his validation of their mere existence.
"Bart tell me I'm not part of the 90% that sucks. Bart, please. PLEEEEASE. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE! PUHHHLEAAAAASE, BART!"
At what point did some of you wake up and realize that you care what his opinion is? I promise, I don't mean that the way it sounds. Look...Bart is just like everyone else in the world. He is like everyone else that has family and friends and a job and he shits, too.
I believe that everyone here deserves the same consideration. I respect everyone on an equal level. And that's the way I think it should be. None of this "oh, it's King Bart, I must humble myself." Surely you have enough self-respect to not do this.
I'm not saying I don't like Bart by any means. He's a cool guy. But at the end of the day, he's the same as everyone else. I guess I will never get that about Ubersite...why some of you are just so weird about stuff like this.
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2006-07-21 22:36:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You're a fucking faggot!
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-07-20 20:06:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Why is it acceptable to keep things away from worst ever, but not acceptable to keep them from best ever?
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-07-19 03:46:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeps
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-07-16 22:39:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
there's over 22,000 registered names on here. 10% is a little high, if you ask me.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-07-16 22:08:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
So are you just trying to teach me a lesson, or have you come to the decision that I am a lesser user than others?
Submitted by chicagogirl (user info) at 2006-07-16 19:59:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hilarious! i am lucky to have seen you do this live.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2006-07-11 20:47:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hoo boy. here, follow this link:
http://www.tvistudios.com/?gclid=CIC-1sf8ioYCFShpUAodcnD8hA
Get yourself some friggin' lessons, brother.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-07-11 06:21:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/90287
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-07-11 04:39:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Since you're in the mood for reforming Ubersite lately how about adding a feature to our user infos which allows you to display your email address down the bottom (tick a box if you wish it to be made public or something).
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-07-10 09:11:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Am I getting my ratings back at some point?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-07-07 15:06:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
YES ELECTRO, YOU ARE AN IDIOT
PLEASE IGNORE THE INCORRECT USER NAME YOU SEE ABOVE, IT IS A TEMPORARY BUG I AM TRYING TO FIX IN THE SYSTEM
AFTER I GET LAIDED, FIRST
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2006-07-07 14:46:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey Bart, am I an idiot?
Submitted by LSD420 (user info) at 2006-06-28 12:30:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2006-06-26 16:49:34 (#)
Ranking: 0
Since you've become so disillusioned with this site, maybe you could create a WHOLE NEW ubersite. Only make the new ubersite such that there are moderators with big swollen heads that hold their authority to boot people and approve posts over everyone else like some faggoty little demigods.
That would make it cooler.
Or you could can the "back in the good ol' days" bullshit and let the site continue on as it's always been.
Of course, this site was way better back in the day, Bart. People like McBain, Kristy Swan, et al, really added to the substance and character of the old uber... Only recently have alters, dipshits, and flamers appeared.
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As the age of a website increases, the probability of having dipshit members nears one. In other words, the reason that the dipshits have come crawling out of their holes to join is because uber has been around long enough for them to find it. Back in the day, dipshits didn't know about uber.
And to bart: stop wailing on about how you don't like where uber is going. the whole attraction is that there is very little censorship here, so don't take that away and put in moderators and admins. Even if it seems shit now, it aint THAT bad, so stop complaining.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2006-06-27 21:33:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
B@W
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2006-06-26 16:49:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Since you've become so disillusioned with this site, maybe you could create a WHOLE NEW ubersite. Only make the new ubersite such that there are moderators with big swollen heads that hold their authority to boot people and approve posts over everyone else like some faggoty little demigods.
That would make it cooler.
Or you could can the "back in the good ol' days" bullshit and let the site continue on as it's always been.
Of course, this site was way better back in the day, Bart. People like McBain, Kristy Swan, et al, really added to the substance and character of the old uber... Only recently have alters, dipshits, and flamers appeared.
Submitted by blueboy (user info) at 2006-06-20 03:12:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's true, I am a fucking dipshit
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-06-20 03:08:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
BTW good post
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-06-20 03:04:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you fucking dipshit
Submitted by blueboy (user info) at 2006-06-20 02:51:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Heeeeey Bart. Guess who needs to be let back in again?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-06-17 19:59:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by PeopleAreStrange (user info) at 2006-06-16 10:10:32 (#)
Ranking: 2
Good. I agree your site is going to the shitter. Pity. If you ever feel like creating a website for just the 10% (which I'm sure goes against all your morals) let me know. Even if it's just read only. """
your shit wouldn't pass the test of that I am sure.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2006-06-17 18:04:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
my only hope is that the vidwhore makes the camwhore obsolete, and the ugly fat monstrosities that litter this site won't have the courage to post videos of themselves because it's much harder to make yourself look consistantly good in a video than in a photo where you can have a ridiculous angle and fuck with the contrast
Submitted by MyOwnLittleWorld (user info) at 2006-06-17 15:18:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by PeopleAreStrange (user info) at 2006-06-16 10:10:32 (#)
Ranking: 2
Good. I agree your site is going to the shitter. Pity. If you ever feel like creating a website for just the 10% (which I'm sure goes against all your morals) let me know. Even if it's just read only.
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It's called pulseHEAD.
Submitted by IntangibleHands (user info) at 2006-06-17 15:14:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Already been done.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/80205
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2006-06-17 08:27:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My own. http://www.ubersite.com/m/89315
Submitted by nephilim (user info) at 2006-06-16 21:39:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
So, why all the pulseESQUE changes.
Submitted by PeopleAreStrange (user info) at 2006-06-16 10:10:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Good. I agree your site is going to the shitter. Pity. If you ever feel like creating a website for just the 10% (which I'm sure goes against all your morals) let me know. Even if it's just read only.
Submitted by ssspunkstaa (user info) at 2006-06-16 05:24:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I searched for Vidwhore and well now i have a $49.99 a month subscription to some midget on midget porn site !!!
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-06-16 00:41:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
1) Your frames are too wide for your face.
2) Like Jack McCallum, you have a voice which does not sound high pitched and nasally. Which makes me jealous because my voice is high pitched and nasally. Dick.
3) Your frames are too wide for your face.
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2006-06-15 11:48:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2006-06-15 11:27:57 (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for the annual Bart post. See you in 2007.
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true, true
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2006-06-15 11:27:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for the annual Bart post. See you in 2007.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2006-06-14 20:21:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
what have you done?
Submitted by Doodies (user info) at 2006-06-13 16:18:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
To put it bluntly, I think you're all idiots.
Amen, sister!
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-06-13 15:35:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-06-13 10:40:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/84177
Can you tell me what happened to this picture? It seems to have taken a liking to condensing itself into being one pixel tall. Some people see it properly, some don't.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-06-13 09:45:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
but isn't really just a new name for an old media?
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2006-06-13 06:56:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
The Bart, The amuses me.
No one who speaks German could be an evil man.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2006-06-13 03:23:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-06-13 00:32:47 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Vengance (user info) at 2006-06-12 11:23:46 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-06-12 10:38:36 (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh man, I'm so screwed. Everyone anylizes everything I say now...
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You misspelled 'analyzes'.
;)
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You misspelled "vengeance."
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You misspelled "Jeannee"
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2006-06-13 03:16:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I hate commenting on things like this, but this post is full of layers of irony and satire.
I'm not actually suggesting that people post videos of themselves, however I think it is an interesting idea, more interesting than some things, not as interesting as others.
The humor lies in the absurdity of laying claim to a new form of media - the vidwhore - similar in philosophy to claiming that Ubersite itself is the Future of Media. It can be true if you want it to be, however stating so before history has taken its course is ambitious at best.
In addition, I think A Few Good Men is a fantastic movie and this gave me an opportunity to break out of my slump with a test post before going on to greener pastures. On top of that, it's always fun to call a bunch of strangers names for no good reason, quote Star Wars once directly and once by reference, and throw in a blind jab at GWB.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-06-13 00:32:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Vengance (user info) at 2006-06-12 11:23:46 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-06-12 10:38:36 (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh man, I'm so screwed. Everyone anylizes everything I say now...
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You misspelled 'analyzes'.
;)
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You misspelled "vengeance."
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-06-13 00:16:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Vengance (user info) at 2006-06-12 11:23:46 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-06-12 10:38:36 (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh man, I'm so screwed. Everyone anylizes everything I say now...
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You misspelled 'analyzes'.
;)
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SHIT
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-06-12 23:24:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I'm going to assume your glaring absence on my posts is a case of "if you have nothing nice to say", etc etc.
The video made me smile.
Submitted by legallady (user info) at 2006-06-12 21:20:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I couldn't see the video. Just the voice.
Imagined Bart's face in the uniform...on
the witness stand...god please someone
photoshop the image for me...
By the way...where is Drink_ddt?
I miss him.
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2006-06-12 19:31:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"To put it bluntly, I think you're all idiots.
To put it slightly more politely, I think 90% of you are idiots. Your lame attempts at humor are topped only by your horrendous attempts at creating basic grammatical structures using the English language. Your mob ruled creative wit ranks alongside feats such as the sinking of the Titanic and the crashing of the Hindenburg in the context of colossal disasters of human civilization."
And you're just noticing this now?
The ability to vidwhore on Uber just gives me more stuff to ignore.
To each his own I suppose.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-06-12 18:56:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dear Mr. Bart-Bart,
Y hello there, it's me, the Uberhistory fellow. I would like to know if I posted a quicktime movie of myself stripping, would it be counted as child pornography? and if so, would the FBI raid your server perhaps? Because that would suck.
Love,
Axolotl
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-06-12 18:51:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2006-06-12 16:47:47 (#)
Ranking: 2
*bows*
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oh DO get up.
He's not God y'know.
Just an American dude who thought of this website before you did..
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2006-06-12 18:10:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I haven't been around lately for many of the same reasons you haven't...how exactly do you think this will save Ubersite?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-12 17:01:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No retro, I said it because once upon a time bart did, in fact, do an a capella version of a song I put together. I'd take you to it, but it seems I've developed a bit of a reputation for being a linkwhore.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/83151#1812058
Fuck it. Can't change your stripes, right?
And I don't hate you. I don't even "hate you so." Even if you said that something of mine was a tad long after I'd mentioned it was composed of lines from everything I've submitted, thereby proving you'd disregarded my disclaimer entirely.
But that doesn't make you hateworthy.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2006-06-12 16:47:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*bows*
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2006-06-12 16:41:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Jeeze, not another post about ubersite.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-06-12 16:36:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
huh
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-06-12 16:27:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
because i said "tad long" on that post of yours? geesh
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-06-12 16:27:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i hope you didnt think i was being serious right there orgasmo, did you?
why?!?!? why do you hate me soooo?!?!?!
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-06-12 16:24:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i'm in the 90% cuz i have not posted my boobs.
i cry myself to sleep at night with thoughts like this flickering across my closed eyelids.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-12 16:22:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
omg one time, at band camp, bart recorded an a capella version of a song I put together and saved me a bunch of money on car insurance by switching to Gayco.
i am teh chosen one.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-06-12 16:17:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
omg! one time! bart said my post was "AWESOME!" read em and weep!!!!!
i must be in the chosen %10!!
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-06-12 16:14:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-06-12 13:57:31 (#)
Ranking: 0
some dude is gonna do a stripping video or something and then you'll be damn sorry you mentioned this.
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Yep.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-06-12 16:11:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
watching a baby crown is extremely scary, gross and awesome (in the biblical sense).
somehow i saw this and still continue to have sex.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-06-12 16:08:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Well alrighty then.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-12 15:59:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sigh. "This must have been what the doctor saw..."
So much for editing.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-12 15:48:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This must have been what the doctor had when your mom was delivering and you started crowning.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-06-12 15:44:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm a good one...right?
:-)
Submitted by BrownEyedGirrl (user info) at 2006-06-12 15:38:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
As Obi Wan Kenobi said in the original Star Wars, "Whose the more foolish - the fool or the fool who follows him?" That doesn't really apply here, but I believe it's close enough that you can see my point nonetheless.
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2006-06-12 15:25:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I felt a swoon
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-06-12 15:10:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
am i an idiot????
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-06-12 14:03:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I FEAR CHANGE
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-06-12 13:57:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
some dude is gonna do a stripping video or something and then you'll be damn sorry you mentioned this.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-06-12 13:25:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm proud to be in the 90% of Uber that's shit. It's not easy to suck this bad, but it's worth it.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-06-12 13:19:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2006-06-12 01:40:10 (#)
Ranking: 0
Matt, Method, you're in the good 10%. The rest of you better shape up.
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The, Bart. The.
*steps on rake*
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2006-06-12 13:18:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
for PFF's comments
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-06-12 13:16:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
God dammit will you fucking people stop SWEARING IN YOUR FILENAMES I MIGHT NOT FEEL SO LEFT OUT.
This zer0 has been brought to you by the 'Bitter Bitch' foundation
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-06-12 13:02:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You have good teeth.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2006-06-12 12:51:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2006-06-12 00:51:59 (#)
Ranking: 0
...what ever happened to Ubermadness? Is it never going to happen again? Maybe we'd all stop being idiots if we had something to write about.
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Whoop!
There it is!
I said,
Whoop!
There it is!
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-06-12 12:25:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You sound like christian bale.
Not what I expected.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-06-12 12:24:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2006-06-12 00:51:59 (#)
Ranking: 0
Also, what ever happened to Ubermadness? Is it never going to happen again? Maybe we'd all stop being idiots if we had something to write about.
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The lady has a point. What DID happen to Ubermadness?
Oh, convert to MPEG next time, please, bart, mmmkay? I do that for my music files! :)
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-06-12 12:20:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What are the file size limits?
Submitted by mles76 (user info) at 2006-06-12 12:18:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Thanks God. Thanks for nothing.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-06-12 11:52:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Lose the fag glasses. Invest in some Lasik.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-06-12 11:41:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
you have a way deeper voice than i thought you would've. sexxay!
sincerely,
an idiot
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2006-06-12 11:37:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"Your lame attempts at humor..."
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No comment
Submitted by Vengance (user info) at 2006-06-12 11:23:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-06-12 10:38:36 (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh man, I'm so screwed. Everyone anylizes everything I say now...
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You misspelled 'analyzes'.
;)
Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2006-06-12 11:13:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Parts of this made me laugh out loud.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-06-12 11:11:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Bart... anyone...
I have an iBook. I can transfer a vid to it. What then, just chose the file like you choose a picture? Same thing?
Man, what a face to wake up to. Christ.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-06-12 10:50:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I feel that seeing a video of Bart Bart would be akin to going to heaven and finding God smoking crack. We are what we all are I suppose.
The video didn't play for me but I'm at work and thus don't have a proper PC.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2006-06-12 10:40:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
However, the difference is that I feel like the entire thing is losing its vision - its sense of purpose - and the result is that the quality things are obscured by the worthless bullshit, buried in a chaotic mess of teenage angst, annoying catch phrases, and lame cliche web pictures.
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Like Kool Aid powder in raw sewage!
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-06-12 10:38:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh man, I'm so screwed. Everyone anylizes everything I say now...
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2006-06-12 10:38:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dawn of a new Uber era?
Submitted by gank (user info) at 2006-06-12 10:26:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Ugh, sorry bart. I slightly over-reacted.
I'm in a bad mood 'cause ETS is back.
And I need to give a better rating for the video.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-06-12 10:23:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
my last reply was aimed at forthewin by the way. Bart has horrible shoes.
Submitted by gank (user info) at 2006-06-12 10:16:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I predict this post will magically have 10,000 hits by tomorrow.
Bart, go away already. I thought you created this place to be self-sustaining...
Your opinion is as useful as anyone else's on this site. No more, no less.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-06-12 10:13:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Fishing for complements but its going to work.
I like your shoes.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-06-12 10:03:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2006-06-12 01:40:10 (#)
Ranking: 0
Matt, Method, you're in the good 10%. The rest of you better shape up.
__________________________
I'm in the 90%. I'm going with the flow.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-06-12 09:28:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
n00b
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-12 09:08:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It speaks volume when someone (read: ETS) is socially retarded even in the artifical world of the Internet.
And use .mpeg's, bitch.
Submitted by MrSmiley (user info) at 2006-06-12 08:49:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
SHIT. Oh well you all knew I was an alter anyway.
Submitted by MrSmiley (user info) at 2006-06-12 08:49:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I considered mentioning the sites decline after a conversation with Bubba, but it would sound too much like Razors crappy take back Uber, I decided just to post more often and rate more often.
I may be in the bad 90%, but I'm rpobabkly in the top third of that 90, right?
Right?
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-06-12 08:14:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2006-06-12 05:54:18 (#)
Ranking: 1
Oh. I didn't know that.
That's because you're 12. Shut the fuck up and let the grown ups play.
Submitted by pastacheese (user info) at 2006-06-12 08:01:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hee hee
I was the last person to comment here.
Submitted by moneyshotforyou (user info) at 2006-06-12 07:45:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Do you really consider yourself in the top 10%? Wow, ignorance is bliss.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-06-12 07:40:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
It's always fun to see how King bart will react to a -2, for no good reason.
On a side note, did you use a teleprompter for this 'scene"?
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-06-12 07:20:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
while the points are valid...its all been said before, multiple times at that.
the vidwhore saves it from a -1
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2006-06-12 07:15:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
WTF I'm not watching all that.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-06-12 06:52:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2006-06-12 06:07:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Bart is still my hero, Method writes better than most of you, and the Nicholson impression was pretty good. I'm off to buy a webcam to add my contribution to the lower 90%.
Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2006-06-12 05:54:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Oh. I didn't know that.
Thanks for being so professional about it.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2006-06-12 05:52:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
shut the fuck up cancer you sad little cunt, iddqd was a cheatcode for doom
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2006-06-12 05:43:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
it cant be that hard to embed the video page into the post, can it ?
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2006-06-12 05:29:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
it goes against my badboy instincts to praise bart, but that is rather disturbing
Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2006-06-12 05:26:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Can I be in the top 10%? Please?
I swear I'm good for it, bart, you know I am! I just need a hit, man, one lousy hit! Anything to make the pain go away, just for one second!
Oh, and Matt, Method, Iddqd, ETS/Vengeance/Whoever...what the fuck. Seriously. What. The. Fuck.
C'mon now. Really?
(Btw, I think Iddqd's younger than 23. I've seen someone go by that SN on a Counter-Strike server I play on. He doesn't seem too mature.)
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-06-12 05:20:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I only marginalize ETS because he can't understand that there are people in the world who won't bow down to what he thinks is his superious moral and mental authority, because he's done way to many drugs in his life.
But other than that...
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2006-06-12 04:47:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Vengance (user info) at 2006-06-12 04:05:56 (#)
Ranking: 2
If I'm 'bitter', it's because I don't see the things that I write as 'misplaced militant fervor'. In fact, I think it was timely and well-placed militant fervor based on certain facts I've come to know in the recent past through lots of reading and uncharacteristic studying.
I happen to find the things I talk about of the utmost import for the most part. The 'bitterness' comes in when my words are taken at mere face value and reduced to fodder by those who can't seem to get over their presuppositions about 'people like me'...you know 'THOSE people'.
It's not only a direct insult to MY intelligence to marginalize me in that way, but it's also a blatant display of the hypocracy of everyone who participates in it.
Open minds go both ways.
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My comment was directed more at the fact that you were taking a cheap shot at me for really no reason. What bothers ME is when people place an interesting idea in front of you, and then when you make any mention of a differing point of view, they argue with you to the bitter end rather than discussing.
Open minds DO go both ways. You find these things to be highly important, and I respect you for that. However, I happen to find mathematics to be very interesting and important, but you don't see me trying to turn everybody into a mathematician.
You would be surprised by the fact that I have more good things to say about you than bad. I would just rather you demonstrate some more tact in the future, especially since you're dealing with politics. I think that would help make people more accepting and open to your ideas.
It's hard for me to watch somebody illustrate some very valid points, only to have them disregarded completely because they were too zealous about presenting it.
In other news, I'll leave you with some interesting reading: http://sharif.edu/~maleki/article/democratic_revolutions.htm
I'm done camping on Bart's post. Later.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-06-12 04:34:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wait a second...
ETS aka vengance is talking about someone always taking high ground on arguments and never listening?
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*breathe*
AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHHHHAAAAAAAHHAAAAAHAHAHA
*breathe*
HEEEEEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHAHEHAHEHAHEHAHEHAHEHAHEHAAAAAAAAAAWWWHOOOOOOOOO
*cough*
*choke*
HOOOOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO
*passes out*
*revives*
Where was I?
Oh.
AAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2006-06-12 04:33:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Take IDDQD there...
This guy apparently takes some college classes in philosophy and suddenly he's the ultimate authority on everything. You can't even talk to the fucker without him constantly trying to clamor to the high ground, thinking his way of seeing is just two steps above yours. Like he's been where you currently are and now he's enlightened. He thinks he's seen and thought about it all, (which may well be true), not realizing that our personalities are cycles that come and go, constantly fluctuating between cynicism and idealism.
What he doesn't realize is I have also been where he is. I was there for the better part of a fucking decade, and finally I realized it wasn't going to solve a goddamn thing. It wasn't going to bring me or anyone else happiness. I'd rather be a little bit hopeful and maintain some semblance of humanity. He seems quite content saying nothing matters no matter what we do and subscribes to the all-too-easy doctrine of hedonism that is destroying the world already.
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hahahahahaha. youre clearly insane, its evident frm teh way you are so easily to write completely contradictory paragraphs and not miss a beat, ya fuckin nutbag hypocrite.
i dont think im the ultimate authority on everything - i leave that to you, moron. i just know im much more intelligent and waaaaay less insane than you.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2006-06-12 04:23:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
it's called youtube and it's full of people like me playing guitar to the hardcore max
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-06-12 04:22:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Well considering you've NEVER posted a comment on any of my posts over the past few years.... you probably have no idea whether I'm shit or not.
Submitted by Vengance (user info) at 2006-06-12 04:20:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Take IDDQD there...
This guy apparently takes some college classes in philosophy and suddenly he's the ultimate authority on everything. You can't even talk to the fucker without him constantly trying to clamor to the high ground, thinking his way of seeing is just two steps above yours. Like he's been where you currently are and now he's enlightened. He thinks he's seen and thought about it all, (which may well be true), not realizing that our personalities are cycles that come and go, constantly fluctuating between cynicism and idealism.
What he doesn't realize is I have also been where he is. I was there for the better part of a fucking decade, and finally I realized it wasn't going to solve a goddamn thing. It wasn't going to bring me or anyone else happiness. I'd rather be a little bit hopeful and maintain some semblance of humanity. He seems quite content saying nothing matters no matter what we do and subscribes to the all-too-easy doctrine of hedonism that is destroying the world already.
How old are you, IDDQD? You sound to me like you're about 23. Because that's the last time I thought like you.
Submitted by Vengance (user info) at 2006-06-12 04:09:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh, and what's particularly insulting is when people accuse you of merely copying some shit you've read somewhere without any personal thought involved. It tends to erode any sense of compassion I might feel for others, you know.
It's called being human.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2006-06-12 04:06:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 for all the sycophants who clamour to suck your cock for saying things things both razor and i (amongst others) have said and been pilloried for.
and shut the fuck up ets, you fucking toolbag. noone cares about your posts, they just want to send you off the deep end, yet again.
Submitted by Vengance (user info) at 2006-06-12 04:05:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2006-06-12 03:46:30 (#)
Ranking: 2
Are you really THAT bitter about people disagreeing with you? Does it bother you so much that people like me and George have a problem with misplaced militant fervor?
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If I'm 'bitter', it's because I don't see the things that I write as 'misplaced militant fervor'. In fact, I think it was timely and well-placed militant fervor based on certain facts I've come to know in the recent past through lots of reading and uncharacteristic studying.
I happen to find the things I talk about of the utmost import for the most part. The 'bitterness' comes in when my words are taken at mere face value and reduced to fodder by those who can't seem to get over their presuppositions about 'people like me'...you know 'THOSE people'.
It's not only a direct insult to MY intelligence to marginalize me in that way, but it's also a blatant display of the hypocracy of everyone who participates in it.
Open minds go both ways.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2006-06-12 03:46:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Vengance (user info) at 2006-06-12 01:42:48 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2006-06-12 01:40:10 (#)
Ranking: 0
Matt, Method, you're in the good 10%. The rest of you better shape up.
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If that's the case, I'd hate to see the bottom feeders.
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ETS - Tell me something..... you seem to be surprised that I'm not considered a "bottom feeder" by Bart. Now, I don't claim this to be a personal accomplishment on any level other than the fact that it's always nice to have people say nice things about you, but I'm just wondering why in the world you would go so far to say that I should NOT be in anybody's favor?
Are you really THAT bitter about people disagreeing with you? Does it bother you so much that people like me and George have a problem with misplaced militant fervor? You claim to have an open mind about things, how about practicing what you preach? Keep in mind, you and I actually got along fairly well until you turned into a monstrous cross between Huey P. Newton and Ike Turner.
I think you need some more time off for some reflection. It'll give you some perspective on things.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2006-06-12 03:34:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
...
I'm not shit.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-06-12 03:14:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/74947
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-06-12 03:07:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Damnit...
At work, can't download vids...
And my laptop has hit the shitter, something to do with the battery shorting out the rest of the power system or something...
Fucking HP...
Submitted by guiness (user info) at 2006-06-12 02:59:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahaha i know holy
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-06-12 02:53:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by guiness (user info) at 2006-06-12 02:40:40 (#)
Ranking: 2
I wonder if I could get to the top 10%...
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Better get the vicodin and vodka chasers ready, kid.
Submitted by guiness (user info) at 2006-06-12 02:40:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I wonder if I could get to the top 10%...
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-12 02:39:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I have been planning something for a week. I need time though. Precious time.
+2 fellow intel based mac user.
How hot does your macbook get?
The iMac is so bright it burns my eyes
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2006-06-12 02:26:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Don't worry, I'm writing a new post as you read this and Ubersite will be a glorious utopia once again for three hours while I'm near the top of the front page.
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Yes... yes, there it is, I can feel it already.
Submitted by eleanor_rigby (user info) at 2006-06-12 02:22:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You posted a nice comment on one of my posts a couple years ago under a different user name. It made me happy. I want to be part of the good 10%.
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2006-06-12 02:22:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Shut the fuck up you nancies.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-06-12 02:07:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Vengance (user info) at 2006-06-12 01:57:59 (#)
Ranking: 2
Now why would I wanna go and do a thing like argue with you, George? It would be a completely pointless endeavor and would only make fools of us both.
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Or, maybe just you.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-06-12 02:06:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Don't worry, I'm writing a new post as you read this and Ubersite will be a glorious utopia once again for three hours while I'm near the top of the front page.
Submitted by Vengance (user info) at 2006-06-12 01:57:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-06-12 01:52:40 (#)
Ranking: 0
Well, I'm actually quite flattered by that comment, Bart.
And ETS, you have no room to talk, you arrogant faggot, what makes you think the bullshit you post is any better than anything else?
That attitude is exactly why no one listens to you or takes you seriously.
Don't get your panties all in a bunch and try to argue with me, I'm going to bed.
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Now why would I wanna go and do a thing like argue with you, George? It would be a completely pointless endeavor and would only make fools of us both.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-06-12 01:54:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wait, that was sarcasm, wasn't it?
Why'd you say that Bart? Why? You're my hero. And you say something dirty. Like poop. Poop mouth. I hate you Bart, I HATE YOU
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-06-12 01:52:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
whoops
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-06-12 01:52:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Well, I'm actually quite flattered by that comment, Bart.
And ETS, you have no room to talk, you arrogant faggot, what makes you think the bullshit you post is any better than anything else?
That attitude is exactly why no one listens to you or takes you seriously.
Don't get your panties all in a bunch and try to argue with me, I'm going to bed.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-06-12 01:50:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
sob
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Submitted by bart (user info) at 2006-06-12 01:40:10 (#)
Ranking: 0
Matt, Method, you're in the good 10%. The rest of you better shape up.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-06-12 01:45:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
because I have a crush on you.
welcome back.
Submitted by Vengance (user info) at 2006-06-12 01:42:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2006-06-12 01:40:10 (#)
Ranking: 0
Matt, Method, you're in the good 10%. The rest of you better shape up.
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If that's the case, I'd hate to see the bottom feeders.
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2006-06-12 01:42:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You don't know me do you? Thanks anyways. Good to hear from the creator.
Submitted by DirtyDoubleEntendre (user info) at 2006-06-12 01:41:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Not at all. There is no "they" in the picture anymore except for me. I'm paying for the server myself using the uberboard and ad money to cover the charges.
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Thank you oh holy master of addiction.
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2006-06-12 01:40:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Matt, Method, you're in the good 10%. The rest of you better shape up.
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2006-06-12 01:38:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The main thing Bart is trying to say here is:
I'm gonna let you guys post videos on Uber until the bandwidth usage gets noticed finally and they shut my site down.
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Not at all. There is no "they" in the picture anymore except for me. I'm paying for the server myself using the uberboard and ad money to cover the charges.
As for this having been done before, didn't you read the post? This is the FIRST EVER and that means it has never been done before. Sheesh, do I have to explain everything?
If you are having trouble seeing this, I don't know what to tell you. I don't know anything about the internals of video codecs. It plays in Quicktime for me with no problem, so I'd assume it would work for anyone else. Maybe there's some kind of version issue where it will only work on a newer version and if that's the case I'm deeply sorry. :(
Submitted by Vengance (user info) at 2006-06-12 01:37:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-06-12 01:35:15 (#)
Ranking: 0
I think it's time for me to quit ubersite. I'm sure you'll all be overjoyed. This place is the best and worst thing to ever happen to me.
Well, that and my illegitimate Cambodian love child.
Joy, ETS is coming back, now I really have a reason to leave.
It's been fun, y'all. I'm sure you'll all be heartbroken.
It's time to snap back to reality.
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It's actually quite a relief when you tear yourself away for a while.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-06-12 01:35:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I think it's time for me to quit ubersite. I'm sure you'll all be overjoyed. This place is the best and worst thing to ever happen to me.
Well, that and my illegitimate Cambodian love child.
Joy, ETS is coming back, now I really have a reason to leave.
It's been fun, y'all. I'm sure you'll all be heartbroken.
It's time to snap back to reality.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2006-06-12 01:33:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sorry I'm such a disappointment to you. I think I'll post a recording of me doing Sergeant Gunnery Hartman from Full Metal Jacket. Will that please you, m'lord?
Submitted by Vengance (user info) at 2006-06-12 01:28:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Actually, considering the subject of my new post and yours and the fact that we seemed to arbitrarily decide to 'come back' simultaneously, this deserves a +2.
Submitted by Vengance (user info) at 2006-06-12 01:18:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Scary.
If you're coming back. I might as well too. Fuck it. The whole shithouse if going up in flames anyway.
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-06-12 01:07:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This rating was brought to you by the number -2 and the word 'Arbitrary'
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2006-06-12 01:04:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
COOL MAN!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-06-12 00:56:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I dunno dude, people like Kent Weirdo have done a bunch of these, I don't see what's so great about this.
+2 for a plethora of screen shots of your face for future use
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-06-12 00:55:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Heated. So gay.
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2006-06-12 00:54:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-06-12 00:51:41 (#)
Ranking: 2
The whole time I was watching that thing, I was looking into your glasses to see what it was on your computer screen.
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Anyone wanna put money on it being the monologue itself?
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2006-06-12 00:52:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2006-06-12 00:52:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Video works for me. But I was having trouble viewing quicktime on other websites, go update your version.
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2006-06-12 00:51:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2006-06-12 00:45:53 (#)
Ranking: 0
why cant i see the video?
i know i have quicktime. wtf mate?
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I second this.
Also, what ever happened to Ubermadness? Is it never going to happen again? Maybe we'd all stop being idiots if we had something to write about.
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-06-12 00:51:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The whole time I was watching that thing, I was looking into your glasses to see what it was on your computer screen.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2006-06-12 00:45:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
why cant i see the video?
i know i have quicktime. wtf mate?
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2006-06-12 00:44:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Reading this was so empowering. I wish I had the inate ability to create catch phrases through my website that will one day yield a million google hits.
Fuck you for being so influential Bart.
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2006-06-12 00:41:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I like how you think.
Next thing you know, people are gonna get -2'd for having .mov files instead of some other, more superior file.
God damnit, just one more thing for baby jeebus to weep about.
Submitted by DirtyDoubleEntendre (user info) at 2006-06-12 00:40:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Beautiful mustachio.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2006-06-12 00:40:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
The main thing Bart is trying to say here is:
I'm gonna let you guys post videos on Uber until the bandwidth usage gets noticed finally and they shut my site down.
Submitted by Boon (user info) at 2006-06-12 00:38:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
first ever review of the first ever vidwhore