The Disturbing Lives of Fruits and Vegetables (109453 hits)
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Submitted by forthewin (http://www.swmoore.com/kthx.html) (View user info) at 2006-06-24 23:01:23 EDT
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Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-04-28 04:26:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Amazing
Submitted by bjrog2 (user info) at 2008-04-28 03:26:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 because you waited for the dead banana to brown slightly... Youre a madman
Submitted by idodeklair (user info) at 2007-11-20 17:03:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You made my day with this!
Submitted by ikari_shinji (user info) at 2007-07-22 22:32:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This didn't make B@W?
Bart's an IDIOT.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-07-22 22:11:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Holy crap this is great, also a huge coincidence.
http://www.last.fm/music/Squelch+Gun/_/Carnivorous+Fruitus
listen for yourself and see...hear
Submitted by shinebox (user info) at 2006-10-10 01:53:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
verdy verdy funny you verdy smart and creative
Submitted by Dexter-Brown (user info) at 2006-09-30 03:07:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
how did this not make b@w?????
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2006-09-26 09:00:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAR
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-09-26 08:40:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
somebody call you the waaaaahmbulance
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2006-09-25 14:31:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I never saw this post until today. It's pretty fucking funny.
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2006-09-24 23:26:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
!
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-09-24 23:08:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yes, it is. And I still cant see the picture.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-09-24 22:57:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This still is one of the great posts.
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-09-24 22:56:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Good lord. What awesomeness.
Submitted by littledan (user info) at 2006-09-24 22:46:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Quite possibly one of the greatest posts ever. I can't believe I missed this.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-09-24 21:13:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This never made B@W, Maltese. But thanks anyway.
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-08-10 13:33:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Congratulations on B@W, and also, this is EXACTLY what the town I grew up in was like
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2006-07-12 13:02:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
PWNSOME
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-07-12 12:39:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
yup, disturbing
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-07-07 13:34:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
That's awesome! They had my MS Paint thing on there twice for some reason.
Method, you're a funny guy. Hup hup!
Submitted by precision (user info) at 2006-07-07 13:09:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
wow...this made collegehumor.com, you should be proud
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-07-07 13:01:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh, and I informed everyone that you plagiarized it from me!
Sorry bout that! Pip Pip!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-07-07 13:00:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah, this would have had alot more hits, but I plagiarized it, photoshopped your name from it, put mine instead, and whored it out all over the place. Thanks!
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-07-07 12:45:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Woah, look at the hits on this thing.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-06-29 16:05:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ahhahhaahahhahhahhahahah.
fruit makes you gay though.
Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2006-06-29 15:40:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Amazing.
Submitted by deedee (user info) at 2006-06-28 23:51:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
thats fuckin priceless! bravo!
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2006-06-28 09:27:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ZOMBIE!!!
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-06-27 06:34:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Holy shit.
Submitted by GaidinCanuck (user info) at 2006-06-27 00:21:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by runswithscissors (user info) at 2006-06-26 18:53:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ok, so stupid humor causes me to giggle......is that so wrong??
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-06-26 17:24:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hmmmm...
Sounds a lot like the "check engine" light in my car.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-06-26 17:19:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Eh, server is broken. For some reason it won't let me send emails right now. It does that randomly, and then fixes when I least expect it.
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-06-26 17:17:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fruits will always PwN2d veggies.
Always.
OH NOES< YOU BROKE T#H INTRA_WEB AGAIN?!!
What's wrong with your email?
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-06-26 17:11:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Try this link, Dan. www.swmoore.com/fruitsandvegetables.html
Anyway, how are things going? Email me some time soon or something, my email is temporarily broken. :(
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-06-26 17:03:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I can't see the image, and pulseHEAD seems to be down right now. I'm sure it's good, and if it's not, I'll come back and -2 all of your other posts for making me look like a fool.
Thank you
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-06-26 15:10:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You'll have to excuse me, I started feeling like one of those assholes that writes sentences on the tip of a needle after the 800th time I heard that.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-06-26 15:08:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2006-06-26 14:49:56 (#)
Ranking: 2
You have far too much time on your hands, but that's ok.
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Do you say that because you know how much I hate it when people say that?
Here's something interesting...
I spent 1 hour on 1 pointless thing to post withen the period of 2 months.
2 months = 60 days = 1440 hours
Do you know know the average amount of time people spend watching television, or doing things equally useless with their free time? Me either, but it's a lot more than 1 hour in 2 months.
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2006-06-26 14:49:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You have far too much time on your hands, but that's ok.
This made me giggle.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2006-06-26 10:24:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-06-26 08:29:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Brilliant
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2006-06-26 01:21:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My fucking monitor is getting more concave by the minute from all the suction going on here.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-06-25 22:45:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ironically, the reason I use internet explorer is that it handles pornographic images really well.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-06-25 22:19:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Well thanks for checking the link, I'm glad you enjoyed it.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-06-25 22:18:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I was pissed when I got here and there was nothing to see, with an almost perfect rating, but then I saw at the bottom of the screen that it was trying to load a picture, then that sliver of an image appeared. I saw it on pulsehead though; it was funny.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-06-25 22:13:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
AsshOly: haha- I was waiting for someone to say that and be serious.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-06-25 22:06:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
-2 no content
Oh, wait...
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2006-06-25 21:23:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
complete and utter awsomeness
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2006-06-25 17:57:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIINS
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-06-25 16:25:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
To be honest I use IE and I've never had any problems with it. I can see the pic fine.
I've used FF in the past and thought...well its pretty much the same.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-06-25 16:06:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Epcot's Kitchen Kabaret goes crazy.
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-06-25 15:30:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2006-06-25 00:34:48 (#)
Ranking: 0
if somebody had taken photos of some douchebag playing with and taking photos of fruit in his back yard, that would be good, this = blow
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+2 for that comment. You're a strange guy if you're playing with fruit.
Submitted by The_Yellow_Dart (user info) at 2006-06-25 14:26:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-06-25 13:59:52 (#)
Ranking: 2
Dave- I'm on my work PC and I don't have Mozilla. God, I miss it. But I was wondering if it's a browser issue or not. I can see it fine over at the other place. Can someone with both IE & FF confirm this?
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Works on my firefox not on my IE.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-06-25 14:26:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I just loaded this with IE, and it was messed up like you said. IE SUCKS, AGH.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-06-25 14:13:21 EDT (#)
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hairycoo: That's cool.
Wiggles: You hold far too high an opinion of me.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-06-25 13:59:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-06-25 13:52:29 (#)
Ranking: 2
HeHe.
For all of you that can't see the picture, I have two words.
Mozilla Firefox.
That is all.
-Dave
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Dave- I'm on my work PC and I don't have Mozilla. God, I miss it. But I was wondering if it's a browser issue or not. I can see it fine over at the other place. Can someone with both IE & FF confirm this?
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2006-06-25 13:53:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
i am so hard
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-06-25 13:52:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HeHe.
For all of you that can't see the picture, I have two words.
Mozilla Firefox.
That is all.
-Dave
Submitted by eleanor_rigby (user info) at 2006-06-25 13:39:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hell yes!
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2006-06-25 13:15:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Stop holding back, Wiggles. Tell us how you really feel.
Yes, tell all of Uber as if it really makes a difference.
Submitted by cascade (user info) at 2006-06-25 13:09:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ha!
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2006-06-25 12:53:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This wasn't funny at all you arrogant piece of shit.
Look what this pathetic fuck has written on his website next to this "masterpiece".
"I challenge you to not laugh at my most recent update."
Challege accepted and easily accomplished.
Fuck you for being a stuck-up faggot and spelling your name with the two initials first.
This was boring, run-of-the-mill, lowest common denominator garbage. Congrats on getting Jaypig to suck your dick, but the only reason this is getting +2s is because of the amount of cost and effort that went into this. This is the kind of humor that dumb sorority girls love. Uberers like to create a big circle jerk around these kinds of posts but that doesn't hide the fact that this simply wasn't funny or even worth reading. You and FunnyAsCancer must've been seperated at birth, because you are the only two people I've seen with the same combination of mediocrity and arrogance.
Here's your +2 so I don't get banned for honesty and so you don't wet your pants with grief.
Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2006-06-25 10:56:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-06-25 10:44:33 (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm in Winchester, VA a lot.
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You may have met my cousin(s), if you've ever met a Parthemos. A Peter or a Timothy are your best bets. If you know an oriental girl named Jessamy from Winchester, I do too.
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2006-06-25 10:47:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow
Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2006-06-25 10:34:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you're special.
(in a good way)
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-06-25 10:22:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
jgreening: I completely agree. It being done with real fruit was the entire point, because it just looks so stupid it's funny.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-06-25 10:20:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2006-06-25 05:01:33 (#)
Ranking: 2
purely because a shitload of effort went into it, doesnt make it good enough for baw, or even particularly special.
it was mildly amusing. impressive, but to go to this much effort for uber is a little depressing.
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Ah, it only took about an hour. My website needed more content, though. After the MS Paint thing, people actually go there, so I have to update it every now and then.
Submitted by The_Yellow_Dart (user info) at 2006-06-25 10:15:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hilarious
Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2006-06-25 10:14:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice.
Submitted by LSD420 (user info) at 2006-06-25 07:47:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by DirtyDoubleEntendre (user info) at 2006-06-25 07:37:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Falconer (user info) at 2006-06-25 07:29:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Good shit.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-06-25 06:21:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't think it's B@W simply because of the time and work that's been put into it. I really do love the content, too.
The time that went into takes it from "very very god, gonna bokmark it and maybe mail it around" to "holy shit, that's great stuff right there"
If this were done in MSPaint or with crayon, it wouldn't be nearly as entertaining or good.
Effort does count, but not a ton. Just enough to push it over.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-06-25 06:05:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by PeopleAreStrange (user info) at 2006-06-25 05:44:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Very good but agree with iddqd.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2006-06-25 05:01:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
purely because a shitload of effort went into it, doesnt make it good enough for baw, or even particularly special.
it was mildly amusing. impressive, but to go to this much effort for uber is a little depressing.
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-06-25 03:48:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Inspired
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-06-25 03:26:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/84177
It can't just be file size, I have no trouble viewing posts with pictures far larger in filesize than these.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-06-25 03:02:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
For those of you that only see a line:
http://www.swmoore.com/fruitsandvegetables.html
(I'm thinking it might be browser issues?)
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-06-25 02:32:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Wow, Thorpe, it must be because we post files that are too large for their own good. You should link me to the one that did it with you.
Anyway, after I finish uploading it to my website, I'll post a link there, too, just to make sure.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-06-25 02:19:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
B@W
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-06-25 02:15:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
THE ONE LINE FEVER GOT YOURS TOO!!!
Bart never explained this. Perhaps things that are too long get condensed? That's stupid.
I'll follow the link now.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-06-25 02:10:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Friggin crap, I can't see it either..but it comes up on the link.
Nice.
Submitted by Dr.Midget (user info) at 2006-06-25 01:18:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This was cool
Nice site too
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2006-06-25 00:49:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hhahahaha!
You always put so much work into these posts.
Submitted by sparkle_pink (user info) at 2006-06-25 00:46:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
For a second I was all, 'Ha! There's nothing there! NO WONDER why he has a perfect rating!'
And then I realized it was that strange line thingy similar to one of Thorpe's posts, like someone previously mentioned.
Parallel universe?
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2006-06-25 00:34:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
if somebody had taken photos of some douchebag playing with and taking photos of fruit in his back yard, that would be good, this = blow
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-06-25 00:32:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
2 say B@W...
2 say not B@W...
I think this should be settled with a game of Solitaire.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-06-25 00:21:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fucking hell, that'S B@W.
Submitted by soccer (user info) at 2006-06-25 00:14:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This post is almost as cool as I am
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-06-25 00:11:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nah, not B@W. but still great.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-06-25 00:06:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's summer break, nobdoy would have known if you hadn't mentioned it. By the way, I do not think this is quite B@W.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-06-24 23:57:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-06-24 23:44:56 (#)
Ranking: 2
HA! Thanks, forthewin.
This is fanTAStic. Your mom must have been SO pissed you ruined all that fruit.
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No problem! Actually, she did say to stop wasting fruit. I would have offered to drive to the store and replace it, but there was plenty more anyway.
I wish you wouldn't have brought up my mom though, cause now the uberites are going to complain that I should be in college by now. The problem is that I already have mad skills and I'm too good for art school. Ehem.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-06-24 23:52:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You are one fucked up little monkey.
Really I am jealous, but I will take an elitist viewpoint and say that you are below me so I feel better.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-06-24 23:44:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HA! Thanks, forthewin.
This is fanTAStic. Your mom must have been SO pissed you ruined all that fruit.
Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2006-06-24 23:40:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is pretty super.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-06-24 23:37:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ah, that's messed up. Well, I don't want you to not be able to see it, so try http://www.pulsehead.com/message/3208/The+Disturbing+Lives+of+Fruits+and+Vegetables.html
I'd link you to my website, but I haven't gotten it up yet. 2.3 mb makes my dial up cry. :(
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-06-24 23:34:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The image isn't showing on my screen. I just get a thin line of it, and the comments show just underneath. It's only happened a few times, and it's all recent. what the hell, man.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-06-24 23:32:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
B@W
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-06-24 23:27:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-06-24 23:17:30 (#)
Ranking: 2
What is it with this image thing? I saw it on one of thorpe's posts too.
Well, sight unseen, a forthewin post is pretty much guaranteed to be better than a lot of the front page. But I wanna see it. I made a request and everything..
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You'll have to excuse me, I just had a bit of a hard time following. What is it you want to see?
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-06-24 23:17:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What is it with this image thing? I saw it on one of thorpe's posts too.
Well, sight unseen, a forthewin post is pretty much guaranteed to be better than a lot of the front page. But I wanna see it. I made a request and everything..
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-06-24 23:09:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ABOUT TIME! More of this, less of sucking.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-06-24 23:05:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you are so cool.