A Fucking Day in the Mind of CATAL (742 hits)
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Submitted by CATAL (View user info) at 2006-08-19 19:43:38 EDT
Self: Hey, uh, what did we do last night?
Curiosity: Who ya asking there chief?
Self: Did you just call me chief?
Curiosity: Uh... yeah.
Self: Fucking queer.
Curiosity: What the hell man? The fuck's wrong with you? First of all, I'm you, and second of all, don't be a homophobe.
Self: Don't be so gaymosexual.
Curiosity: Fuck you.
Self: You wish. But seriously, what did we do last night?
Curiosity: Fucked if I know.
Self: ...
Curiosity: ...
Self: Yeah me either. Hey Memory! What did we do last night?
Memory: What!?
Self: What did we do last night?
Memory: Fuck man, I don't know, why?
Self: You're my memory! You're supposed to remember this shit. And I don't know.
Memory: Maybe you should lay off the pot if you want me to remember shit that isn't an obscure reference to movies and TV shows!
Self: Like what?
Memory: Oh, uh, gimme a minute.
Self: What?
Memory: I said gimme a minute!
Self: What's with this guy?
Logic: You talk to yourself too much.
Self: Like you're helping.
Apathy: Whatever.
Boredom: I'm bored.
Memory: Okay! I got one!
Self: Well?
Memory: "When you've gone over something again and again and again AND AGAIN, like I have. Certain questions get answered-others spring up! Your mind plays tricks on you-you play tricks back! It's like you're unraveling a big cable knit sweater. And someone keeps on knitting and knitting and knitting and knitting and knitting and knitting..."
Logic: That's not really a reference, that's more of a quote. And you probably screwed it up anyway.
Memory: Gimme a break, I'm working from memory here. Heh, this reminds me of that time that everyone makes fun of Family Guy for having nonsensical plots with random bits of gags and humor inter-spliced for no reason just like I'm doing now.
Logic: Okay, that was more of a reference. And a reference of a reference at that.
Self: So, are we like, actually gonna continue with this? I mean, this is pretty bad.
Perseverance: Well, we've already done this much, might as well finish it up and post it on uber.
Self: Ubersite sucks now.
Logic: Now?
Self: Well, sucks more now.
Logic: You know this isn't the way to win over your audience.
Apathy: Who gives a fuck? Nobody! That's who!
Memory: "Who's guying to hire a company with a kicked-in sign? Nobody! That's who!" (Futurama)
Self: Nice.
Seriousness: Seriously though, you'll probably just annoy them and they'll -2 you.
Sarcasm: Oh no! They'll -2 us! Please don't! I'm begging you kind and gentle uberusers! Don't -2 us! I mean me. I mean us! We couldn't bear it. We'd die of grief! OoooOoooOoooH!
Hostility: All of you shut the fuck up and quit whining like a bunch of bitches yakking about shopping or cooking or whatever shit. Fuck all of you, and fuck ubersite. That's right, FUCK YOU UBERSITE! What have you ever done? Nothing for nobody! Fuck bart, fuck Razor, fuck JMG, fuck polyamorousaj (the fucking tool), fuck Apollo, fuck BigMike, fuck loki, fuck Method, fuck KoolMang, fuck squattail, fuck whoever's post is on top right now (except this one), fuck Sideburns, fuck hidden, fuck Loren, fuck Rizzo, fuck Zoidberg, fuck everyone with a user ID # above 10000, fuck kaos-king, fuck gascs, fuck shandythedog, fuck electrictoothsyndrome, fuck Kaelic, fuck all the people who never go on ubersite anymore, fuck Murphy, fuck Ryan Donovan, fuck Snipa, fuck Donitsu, fuck Kristen, fuck I_Have_A_Kristen_Fetish, fuck Cool New Uber User, fuck insanethemind, fuck MickGinny, fuck Hairshpincter, fuck Death Metal Dude, fuck PeopleAreStrange, fuck darko, fuck lojope, fuck Hadooken, fuck iddqd, fuck Random Joe, fuck Billy Sardell, fuck Beer_Bong, fuck Bongzilla, fuck BerZerK, fuck El_Guapo, fuck everyone who has an alter, fuck everyone who has rated message # 1 because you thought it would be cool because it's the first post but instead you suck you pretenscious fucks and go ahead and check I never rated it-I don't think, fuck everyone with an even numbered user ID, fuck everyone with a stupid user name, and generally fuck all of youse. And yeah, and don't think I didn't forget, but fuck you chipolatte! Yeah!
Self: Are you finished?
Hostility: Fuck off! I'm outta here.
Congeniality: That was rude.
Self: Fuck you.
Congeniality: Well! I never!
Boredom: So, are we done yet, because I'm already bored of this.
Self: I dunno, it kinda sucks as it is.
Apathy: So?
Self: Yeah, I guess you're right. Just shove it out there.
Apathy: Whatever.
Hostility: Oh yeah, and FUCK CHECKING FOR TYPOS!
User Reviews
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-10-09 20:25:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"fuck everyone with a user ID # above 10000"
+2 for me making a list finally
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-10-09 20:17:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2006-08-22 01:30:42 (#)
Ranking: 0
you know, back when ubersite only had a few thousand users, i thought about about putting up a post with every single users' name on it, but i never did, and now it is way impossible.
if anyone asctually does it, i will give them +2's on every post the have posted and every post they ever do post.
not really, but i would if i wasn't lazy.
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Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2006-08-22 01:30:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you know, back when ubersite only had a few thousand users, i thought about about putting up a post with every single users' name on it, but i never did, and now it is way impossible.
if anyone asctually does it, i will give them +2's on every post the have posted and every post they ever do post.
not really, but i would if i wasn't lazy.
Submitted by alwayspeach1 (user info) at 2006-08-21 15:39:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I liked it.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2006-08-21 10:24:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
fuck name-dropping
Submitted by ripple (user info) at 2006-08-20 23:49:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Curiosity: Who ya asking there chief?
Self: Did you just call me chief?
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it was semi-downhill from here, but that made me laugh.
Submitted by Samo (user info) at 2006-08-20 12:28:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
No Comment
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-08-20 10:29:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Quite gay.
Quite.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-08-20 09:06:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This was shit
Submitted by Ed_0150 (user info) at 2006-08-20 05:50:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2006-08-20 02:54:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2006-08-20 00:11:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Sockster (user info) at 2006-08-19 23:52:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Chyah
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-08-19 23:21:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I can't tell if I was fucked or not.
Somehow I imagine myself repeating those words after a coke-fueled night in a gay bar in Manhattan. Premonition perhaps????
Submitted by I_love_Kracka (user info) at 2006-08-19 22:34:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-08-19 21:54:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What the hekk is this crap.
(Sice I'm a Mormon, I can't say hell.)
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-08-19 21:46:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Memory: Maybe you should lay off the pot if you want me to remember shit that isn't an obscure reference to movies and TV shows!
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2006-08-19 20:57:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
'thunk' pass out
Submitted by Cracked_out_cali (user info) at 2006-08-19 20:09:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Only because 'gaymosexual' is now going to be part of my daily vocabulary
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-08-19 19:58:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck you.
Oh, I mean "fuck yeah."
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2006-08-19 19:44:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh yeah, and fuck anyone who reads this.