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APW - My Latest Painting And How It Was Stolen (3217 hits)

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Submitted by forthewin (http://www.swmoore.com/kthx.html) (View user info) at 2006-09-27 15:35:09 EDT




if you keep clicking on the sheep it will explode.jpg (262 kB)

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Submitted by jtrujillo34 (user info) at 2008-09-15 09:53:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by darkwulffe (user info) at 2007-09-06 13:51:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

"Ganked"....
MWAHAHAHAAAAHAAAAHAAAA!!!

Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-12-02 16:22:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

                                                                           

Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-11-20 19:52:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2006-11-20 15:56:33 (#)
Ranking: 0

I was just going to link that Wikipedia thing here again, and mention how I wish I was a big enough titty to make a post about myself there celebrating my, in the grand scheme, worthless and most bare semblances of achievements.

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"Stanley William Moore II (born 1987 in West Virginia), also known as forthewin, is an artist specialising in drawing art using Microsoft Paint."

Reasons why I didn't write that would include:

-I wasn't born in West Virginia, I was born in Virginia, and didn't live in WV until I was 10 years old.

-I would not state that I'm also known as forthewin, because people don't call me that, and it's a silly screen name anyway.

-I would never say I specialise in "drawing art" in MS Paint. If anything I would say I specialise in oil painting.






Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-11-20 16:03:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Given that Ubersite.com had its own Wikipedia article deleted because of failure to be 'notable', it is doubtful that Stanley WIlliam Moore II qualifies as such, and is more likely just another 16 year old nerdling with too much time on his hands.

Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2006-11-20 15:56:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I was just going to link that Wikipedia thing here again, and mention how I wish I was a big enough titty to make a post about myself there celebrating my, in the grand scheme, worthless and most bare semblances of achievements.

Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2006-11-16 06:28:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

id throw $2 at it...

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-11-16 05:25:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stanley_William_Moore_II

Do you ever sleep?

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-10-19 02:13:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

lay me down in sheets of linen...

Submitted by kybernetikum (user info) at 2006-10-12 20:34:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by shinebox (user info) at 2006-10-10 01:29:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

me an forthewin is friends

one day with a bit of practice ill be able to make posts of this quality

Submitted by Trevor1st93 (user info) at 2006-10-06 22:35:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-09-28 11:27:15 (#)
Ranking: -2

Photoshop

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-09-28 11:27:25 (#)
Ranking: 2

Just playing, bro

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You do know that only the first rating counts, right?

Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-09-28 11:56:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

HTBD: I never ever want to use MS Paint for anything again, ever. EVER!

Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-09-28 11:55:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Um... Rejected, please take your meds.

Submitted by rejected (user info) at 2006-09-28 11:52:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I AM FORTHEWIN, THAT IS WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT ME!!

Submitted by rejected (user info) at 2006-09-28 11:51:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

lawl!

Submitted by rejected (user info) at 2006-09-28 11:51:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-09-28 11:27:15 (#)
Ranking: -2

Photoshop

__________

OH NOES, YOU HAVE FOUND ME OUT!

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-09-28 11:27:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Just playing, bro

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-09-28 11:27:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Photoshop

Submitted by LSD420 (user info) at 2006-09-28 11:16:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

marry me, sir

Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-09-28 11:07:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-09-28 09:18:38 (#)
Ranking: 2

they didn't explode and I now have repetative strain injury in my clicking finger.

I'LL SUE!

____________________________

I will kidnap one of Shlongy's lawyers and win! AHAHA



Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-09-28 09:18:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

they didn't explode and I now have repetative strain injury in my clicking finger.

I'LL SUE!

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-09-28 03:15:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Your posts have a Leunig feel to them, except yours are funny and well drawn.

Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2006-09-28 03:08:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

muchly good. I like.

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-09-28 01:12:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


FT-dub!


Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-09-28 00:36:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

If I can ever afford some of yer art, willz, I will buy some. It is way pimp, yo.

Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2006-09-27 23:59:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

PS you're my favorite poster.

Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-09-27 23:23:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

all of it awesome.

Submitted by Cracked_out_cali (user info) at 2006-09-27 23:23:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-09-27 23:10:01 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Cracked_out_cali (user info) at 2006-09-27 22:59:10 (#)
Ranking: 2

Paint me a unicorn riding a unicycle with a unibrow.

I'll pay you a unidollar.

_______________________________


That is one of the best ideas I've ever heard. When I'm done painting that, I can paint a triceratops with a trident riding a tricycle on a triangular track.

=====

And if you find a way to make it Trisexual... well sir, you are The Man.

Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-09-27 23:10:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Cracked_out_cali (user info) at 2006-09-27 22:59:10 (#)
Ranking: 2

Paint me a unicorn riding a unicycle with a unibrow.

I'll pay you a unidollar.

_______________________________


That is one of the best ideas I've ever heard. When I'm done painting that, I can paint a triceratops with a trident riding a tricycle on a triangular track.

Submitted by Cracked_out_cali (user info) at 2006-09-27 22:59:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Paint me a unicorn riding a unicycle with a unibrow.

I'll pay you a unidollar.

Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-09-27 22:41:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2006-09-27 22:38:42 (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

__________________________

Am I just imagining things, or do you -2 every post of mine you see, just for the hell of it.

Submitted by extacy_red (user info) at 2006-09-27 22:40:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

this rocked

Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2006-09-27 22:38:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-09-27 21:56:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Title it "The Calm Before The Sheepfucking Bannockburn Brothers Stormed Into the Valley."

That'll jack the price up a good two grand.

Submitted by BadSamaritan87 (user info) at 2006-09-27 21:13:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-09-27 21:10:24 (#)
Ranking: 1

I have heard that sheep thing before...what is it a reference to?
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Warcraft.

Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-09-27 21:10:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I have heard that sheep thing before...what is it a reference to?

Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2006-09-27 20:08:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Im holding my penis in my left hand

Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-09-27 19:57:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

It's okay, Spooner, they never last anyway!

Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2006-09-27 19:22:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2006-09-27 18:07:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

how horrible

Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2006-09-27 17:28:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Crap. I ruined your +2 streak. Thankfully, nobody gives a damn about ratings.

Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2006-09-27 17:28:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

You're better at arting than I am. How did you learn to art so well?

Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-09-27 17:23:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-09-27 17:19:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'll buy it.

Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-09-27 17:06:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

It's not exploding.

Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2006-09-27 16:45:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

The painting was enough on it's own, but the comic was fuckin funny.

Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-09-27 16:12:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I haven't decided on an exact price yet, but it's going to be around $750.

Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-09-27 16:11:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm actually putting it in a show on the 3rd, sadly it's going to cost a lot more than 2 dollars.

Submitted by Samo (user info) at 2006-09-27 16:09:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

how much?

Submitted by Samo (user info) at 2006-09-27 16:08:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Thats a painting you can hang up in your house without having to fuckin explain the thing

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-09-27 16:08:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'll buy that painting from you, wiseass

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-09-27 16:07:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-09-27 15:53:34 (#)
Ranking: 0

Thanks everyone, I'm glad you like that painting.



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wiseass

Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2006-09-27 16:04:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-09-27 16:02:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

CHAD CHAMLEY TOOK IT TO SELL AS HIS OWN

Submitted by Still-Life (user info) at 2006-09-27 16:00:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 warcraft

Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2006-09-27 16:00:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Way to keep darko busy.

Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-09-27 15:56:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

GodChicken: Yes! I was hoping someone would remember that.

Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2006-09-27 15:55:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Filename.

I know what game that is from and you better believe I did it to every one of the fucking things.


Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-09-27 15:53:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Thanks everyone, I'm glad you like that painting.

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-09-27 15:50:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

*click click click click*

Submitted by AlexorGM (user info) at 2006-09-27 15:50:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

hahahaHAHAHA

Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-09-27 15:45:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Kick ass.

Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2006-09-27 15:44:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I like children. They taste like chicken.

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-09-27 15:41:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by marginwalker (user info) at 2006-09-27 15:40:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Your painting is breathe taking.

Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-09-27 15:40:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-09-27 15:40:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

OOOH PRETTY

Submitted by Gingerly (user info) at 2006-09-27 15:37:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Yes.

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-09-27 15:36:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment


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